Chapter 129: Sour, Vegetable and Redundant (Ask for Subscription)
"I'll try two more spins. ”
Wang Chuchu hung up the phone.
Continue to wander around the city.
Another time passed.
Eighteen King Kong still found nothing.
Helpless.
Wang Zhizhi can only go home first.
Just entered the house.
I saw Yang Qingxue and the three girls sitting on the sofa.
Hold your phone.
Shout loudly.
"You control it. ”
"A, A, Hurry A!"
"You're big!"
Attentively.
Didn't notice that Wang Chuchu came back.
Wang Zhichu walked over and took a look.
The three girls are playing "Honor of Kings".
Yang Qingxue plays Shangguan Wan'er.
Wang Jiayi plays Luban.
Su Huajiu is playing Wu Ze.
Two ways in one game.
Destined to be extraordinary.
Shangguan Wan'er won't be on it, and she will be peaceful.
Luban drove a sprint, not to hit people, but to run.
Wu Ze is the worst.
Maybe it's the hatred of the rich on the other side.
A strong against Wu Ze.
Current record: 0-10-0!
Didn't even grab an assist.
Three sauerkraut fish.
Sour, vegetable, and redundant.
Wang Zhichu didn't see it.
Simple snacks in the kitchen.
I was ready to go upstairs to sleep.
Then.
The game of three women is over.
"You're going to sleep?"
Su Huajiu asked.
"Or else?"
"It's a waste of life to go to bed so early. ”
"What do you know, sleeping is an art, if you don't sleep well, you're ruined, and if you sleep well, you can still dream of the periodic table!"
Wang Zhichu tilted his head and said, "I think when I wake up, I can definitely dream of a theorem or an equation or something."
When the time comes, I'll take my name!"
"Just blow it, it's still early, why don't you come and play a game with us. ”
"Yes, yes, let's play together. ”
"The three of us are amazing, we'll take you flying. ”
Yang Qingxue and Wang Jiayi also chimed in.
Wang Zhizhi took a step back.
No words.
"What are you doing?"
The three girls were puzzled.
"Take a step back. ”
"We know you're backing off, why are you backing down?"
"If someone brags, be sure to back away and keep a safe distance, or he may blow you into a cold!!"
"You're done, you have to play a game with us tonight!"
Su Huajiu gritted his teeth.
At last.
Under the soft grinding and hard bubble of the three women.
Wang Zhichu took out his mobile phone.
opened "Glory of Kings".
Team up with four people.
The other one is randomly matched.
Wang Zhizhi took Zhao Yun to the jungle.
Yang Qingxue and Su Huajiu are still the heroes of the last game.
Yang Qingxue chose Zhuang Zhou to assist.
But what her Zhuang Zhou brought was to kill.
Let the caries worry.
Randomly matched passers-by play Cheng Biting Gold.
Welcome to Glory of Kings.
The enemy has 5 seconds left to reach the battlefield.
The voice rang out.
Game on!
Wang Zhichu operated Zhao Yun to play the red buff first.
Everything is normal.
Until......
Zhuang Zhou grabbed the red.
Yang Qingxue apologized again and again.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my hand is slipping. ”
"It's okay, go ahead. ”
Wang Zhizhi forcibly endured his emotions.
Continue to jungle.
And then......
The blue buff was robbed by Zhuang Zhou again.
"Slippery hands again?"
"Hmm. ”
“……”
Wang Chuchu wanted to burst into foul language.
Now Wang Zhichu regrets opening the game.
Adjust your mood.
Clear all wilds.
Come on the road.
is ready to help Cheng Yanjin kill the top order on the opposite side: Lu Bu.
The operation is as fierce as a tiger.
Who's going to think about it......
Just when Lu Bu's blood bar was about to bottom.
Zhuang Zhou was killed.
Took away Lu Bu!
Assist in slashing and stealing heads.
What Wang was worried about at the beginning still happened.
I'm Nima!
Wang Zhichu was really about to take it anymore.
Yang Qingxue was still very happy.
"Hee-hee, I finally killed someone!"
"I'm a grass Nima, Dasha is lacking, an auxiliary belt kills and grabs the head, and the head is mine. ”
"You don't know how to play, don't come to my way. ”
"Grass you uncle!
……
Cheng Yanjin couldn't help it.
Directly start scolding and scolding.
Yang Qingxue also opened the microphone.
"Are you scolding me?"
Maybe I heard that Su Huajiu was a girl.
The sound is also very good.
Cheng Yanjin left and changed his attitude.
"It turned out to be my sister, why am I scolding you, I am scolding that jungler Zhao Yun, a big fool!"
“……”
Wang Chuchu's face was full of black lines.
Lying down was also shot.
This trip to bite the gold is like never seeing a woman.
Subsequently.
kept chatting with Yang Qingxue.
There are also earthy love words.
Talking.
Eloquent.
"Sister, let me ask you a question, my husband is missing one word, what is it called?"
"It's called my father-in-law!"
Yang Qingxue didn't even think about it.
Answer decisively.
Cheng Biting Jin was not discouraged.
It's still going on.
"What is the name of the baby without a line?"
"It's called a wireless baby. ”
“……”
Cheng Yanjin obviously sighed and said, "Sister, let me ask you a question at the end, what is 522 minus 1?"
"I don't know!"
Yang Qingxue is a top student.
How could you not know?
"Why are you so stupid like a pig, you can't do it so easily, your math is taught by a physical education teacher, right?"
Cheng Yanjin may not have seen such a difficult sister.
Straight to the urgency.
"Is math easy? I ask you, how much is plus?"
"I don't know!"
"Then what reason do you have for me to be a pig?"
Yang Qingxue asked rhetorically: "It's the same addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, I can't answer, and you can't answer either, so there is no difference between us in essence."
You are so powerful, you go to that mental arithmetic world champion and come back, it can be regarded as winning glory for the country!
In fact, we are not proficient in mental arithmetic, so aren't you fifty steps and one hundred steps?"
"I ......"
"What am I, I scored one point in the exam, and you scored fifty-nine points, and we all failed.
The second and ninety-nine were also losers.
But Kobe Bryant once said that second place is the biggest loser.
So, you're not better than me, you're just closer to failure.
Isn't that the truth?"
Cheng Yanjin seemed to be confused.
Trembling, he said, "It makes sense!"
"Besides, I'm not good at mental arithmetic, but I use a computer.
It's like I can't fly, I can use airplanes.
I don't know how to drill wood for fire, I can use a lighter!
From the primitive society of Ru Mao drinking blood to the development of science and technology, why can human beings always stand at the top of the food chain?
What is the difference between a human and an animal?
It's people who use tools, but animals don't!
Now compared to us, I am a wise man who has absorbed millions of years of human evolution, and you are a fool who keeps up with the times.
So, who of us are pigs?"
"I ......"
"If only you knew you were a pig!"
Yang Qingxue snorted coldly and said, "Exactly, you are not even a pig."
Everyone else Zhu Bajie also married Sister Gao as his wife, and you don't even have a wife, otherwise you wouldn't have played games without sleeping in the middle of the night.
You're just a single dog!
You know why you're not even a pig, you're just a single dog.
Because if you manipulate the wood and pick your feet, you will only mess with the sword
Put a piece of meat on the screen, and a real dog licks it twice, and it will play better than you!"