After 20 minutes......

"Damn, what the hell, where the hell is this? ”

Looking at the high wall in front of him, the voice on the map was still talking.

"Please go straight for 30 meters and turn right. ”

If he hadn't looked at the map on his phone and said this, Su Yu would have wondered if he was blind

"Hey, there's a high wall in front of this, okay, you let me fly over?"

"Please go straight, please go straight. ”

"You're special"

Su Yu was so angry by this mobile phone map, he took a few steps back and forth to the side, and then the voice of this mobile phone map kept saying:

"You have deviated from the indicated road, you have deviated from the indicated road, please adjust your direction as soon as possible. ”

"There's a high wall up in front of this!!!!!!"

"Puff ha

Comrade Xiao San laughed in the system, laughing so much that he couldn't take care of himself, and Su Yu kept talking while listening to the artificial retardation in the mobile phone, and at the same time, Xiao San's crazy ridicule came from his ears, and Su Yu was about to explode.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you. ”

According to the regulations, the host can punch the system that is carried with the body. And if it is broken, it can be returned and replaced.

Xiao Sanyi quickly shut up when he heard this

"Cut, okay, okay, forgive you. ”

"Okay, thank you, brother"

Comrade Xiao San said doggedly.

Here, Su Yu was thinking facing the wall just now, and the artificial intelligence disability in the mobile phone was still repeating the sentence just now, and Su Yu's head was big, and suddenly, he saw the leisurely system in the space, Comrade Jun Xiaosan.

Su Yu didn't know what he was thinking in his head, and accidentally laughed.

"Puff hahahahaha

Su Yu's laughter spread into the system space, and the junior comrade who was still chasing the online drama leisurely, listening to Su Yu's laughter, I don't know why I suddenly felt a little chill behind my back.

"Hiss~, it's autumn, why is it a little cool?"

Xiao San underestimated quietly.

"Hey, hey, third brother, little third brother, hey, hey, hey"

"I rub, when did you come in, I lost, flashed"

Su Yu's sudden appearance scared the three popcorns off.

Think about it, I was happy to follow the drama, but suddenly your good friend smiled, talked to you very attentively, and beat your legs or something, how scary.

The so-called friends are diligent, and there must be no good thing.

Xiao San, who knew this well, hurriedly walked away from Su Yu one meter away.

"Say, what's the matter, say it quickly, let it go if you have a fart, don't give me all these useless things. ”

"Hey, hey, you still know me, I'm just begging you to do me a favor. ”

"Yo~, our brother Yu also has something to ask me, didn't he say he was going to beat me just now, what's wrong, he changed his mind so quickly?"

As the so-called thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young man to be poor, feng shui takes turns, no, just after the retribution came.

"I'm sorry, brother, I was wrong, you don't remember the villain, let me go."

Su Yu looked at Xiao San's appearance as a bad landlord, although he wanted to put a sack on him and throw him into the toilet circle to kick him, but after all, if he asked for someone, he had to be humble.

"Oh, I'm sorry, little three~, three children~, three generals, the system adult, you don't remember the villain, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, let me go of this little pitiful, I'm confused for a while. ”

Su Yu kept talking in front of Xiao San, kept shaking his body, and the shaking system was about to vomit, looking at this posture, if he didn't agree, this kid would shake for a day.

Alas, there is no way, your own host, you have to help by smashing the pot and selling iron.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Hehe, it's actually nothing, it's just, emmm, aren't you also a system, I'm thinking, hehe. ”

"What's in ...... mind"

"That, that, can you stay in my phone temporarily, just, cough cough, give me a navigator. ”

"I, I'm special, I'm a system, system, you know, you let me run into this artificial retard, and I think you're insulting me. ”

Comrade Xiaosan was almost angry with Su Yu, it was too much for him to do such a good thing as an experimental result.

"This, how can this be considered an insult, oops~"

Looking at the system that turned his back angrily, Su Yu was also a little embarrassed, looking at Xiao San in the system space, and suddenly, he thought of a way, a way to get the best of both worlds.

"San'er, San'er, don't be angry, I have another way to ensure your satisfaction. ”

"What a way. ”

The little third comrade with an angry face bulging said angrily.

"Do you remember the prize of the lottery at the annual meeting of our head office? ”

"That?"

"It's that person's body, you forgot, the company's annual meeting, my super jackpot. ”

"Huh?"

Let's bring our perspective back to the time of the annual meeting of the head office, when Su Yu, an old fritter, had worked for so long, and was finally qualified to participate in the annual meeting of the fast wear headquarters.

A fast-wearing newly developed product from the headquarters, a person, yes, a man, uh, is not a person, that is, it looks like, a human-like body.

I heard that this product can parasitize your own system inside, it sounds very strong, right, Su Yu also felt it at the time.

Then the boss asked him to come on stage to accept the award, said a bunch of words that made Su Yu want to vomit, and finally, handed this thing into his hands.

After the annual meeting, Su Yu carried this thing home.

Although it is just a shell, this weight is not much lighter than a normal person, after returning home, Su Yu threw this thing into the system space, and after a long time, it has not been taken out, and it is estimated that it has fallen into dust.

"Hey, can you still turn it over, or forget it"

Comrade Xiaosan watched Su Yu rummage through the cabinets and find it, and there was ash everywhere.

And some of the things in this warehouse from a long time ago have been turned out, what is the big thing in the martial arts world, some ancient embroidery, blue and white porcelain, and some calligraphy and paintings, small broken swords.

These are all when Su Yu was just doing this industry for a long time, and everything felt very novel and interesting to watch, to put it bluntly, he had never seen the world, so he collected a bunch of rags at the beginning.

Huh, you ask, why don't I sell these things?

It's not that Su Yu hasn't thought about this, but there is no way, yes, the headquarters has a rule that it is not allowed to bring the things obtained in the mission world to his own world, which will cause chaos in time and space.

Therefore, this dream of making a fortune was in vain, and the treasures that Su Yu thought at the beginning were piled up here and turned into rags.

"Where, where. ”

Su Yu rummaged through it, but he couldn't find the body after rummaging for a long time.

"Why don't you give it a call?"

Su Yu was looking for something over there. And our system junior comrades are drinking tea leisurely here.

"Huh?"

"What's wrong?"

Comrade Xiaosan suddenly heard Su Yu's exclamation, put down the tea and hurriedly ran over.

"Found it, hehe"

Dirty, dusty Su Yu smiled and took the man's body to show off to the system.

"Stinky Boy"

Comrade Xiaosan took a handkerchief and wiped it for Su Yu, and Su Yu said excitedly to Comrade Xiaosan:

"Oh, leave me alone, try it and see if Xi is used to it"

"Hahahaha, you think it's clothes, you're not used to it, what's not used to it?"

Xiao San smiled, he pierced into that body, and he looked at Su Yu's childish behavior a little stunned.

Looking at the system that didn't speak for a long time, Su Yu thought that he hated being dirty, so he hurriedly wiped the man's body with the towel that Xiao San had just wiped his face on.

"Oh, I don't like to be dirty, I know you're clean. Wipe it for you, wait for the barbecue, and when you get home, you'll have a good wash."

"Tut-tut, I have to say, I'm jealous of your body, look at this big abs, this tight muscle, alas. Look at me again. A whole abdominal muscle, ahh

Su Yu was reading it here in pieces, but the system over there was attracted by the words in Su Yu's mouth:

"Home?"

Xiao San was a little familiar when he heard this word, and suddenly felt that someone had said this to him a long time ago.

"Oh, look at you covered in mud, we'll wash it well when we get home......"

"Oh, what are you doing all this, surprise me...... ”

"Marry me......"

"Let's go!! leave me alone!!"

Xiao San's brain suddenly appeared some unfamiliar images, scenes of him and another man.

"Yes, lover?"

Xiao San didn't know, his brain was full of scenes of his life with another person, a lot, but something suddenly appeared in the end, was it an accident?

Why can't I see the face, why, who is that man, why can't I see it.

Xiao San tried hard to recall the figure of the man, but the face of the man in his memory has always been blurry, he has never been able to see clearly, and as long as he wants to see clearly, the more it hurts, Xiao San doesn't know why he wants to cry, why is it like this, he only knows that he has a terrible headache now.

"Ah————h

The system felt like his head was about to blow up.

Su Yu here saw that Xiao San suddenly hurt like this, Su Yu panicked, he didn't know what to do, so he could only keep saying in the system's ear:

"Little San!!!! San'er, what's wrong with you, talk quickly, what's wrong with you. ”

Looking at the more and more pain of the system, Su Yu's heart felt pain for the first time, it was the pain of not wanting his important person to leave.

"San'er, talk quickly, tell me what's wrong with you"

Xiao San was still in pain and couldn't take care of himself, his face was pale, and his originally red lips were bitten without blood, and he was about to bleed.

"Little San!!! San'er!!, come out, quickly, as long as you come out, it should be fine, !! quickly"

"No, no, no, I can't get out, I'm trapped inside. ”

The system said word by word, and Su Yu panicked.

He cried, he couldn't help anything, he could only watch Xiao San roll on the ground in pain, he couldn't do anything.