That night, at half-past eleven o'clock in the evening, I came out of Kaguya's room...... Ahem, what do you think! We're just playing games! We're really just playing games! Metal Slug! You don't believe it? How can you not believe it? You don't believe it...... Unbelief...... I don't believe you're coming to bite me, bite me.

I went home in a daze.,As soon as I entered the door, I saw Youyuko sitting on the sofa with a bundle of bamboos to gnaw it.,These bamboos were interrupted by us a few days ago.,Taken back to keep the fire.,It's been eaten more than half of Yuyuko.。

"Yo, I'm back. Yuyuko greeted me when she saw me enter the door, and at the same time raised the bamboo in her hand, "This sugarcane of yours is a little hard." ”

"......," I looked into her somewhat rippling eyes, "you've drunk too much, haven't you?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, but I took the initiative to bring Yuyuko-sama here. Youmu came out of the kitchen with a pot of water, and when she saw me coming back, she immediately confessed, "Yuyuko-sama drank high today, look at this." ”

Youmeng said and took out a small wooden stick from his pocket...... No, it's a chopstick...... Half a chopstick.

"What's wrong with these chopsticks? broken?" Of course, I couldn't understand what the half of the chopsticks meant.

"No, isn't this Yuyuko-sama drunk high, at home I used chopsticks as chicken paws and ate a chopstick cage, and I saved this half. Youmeng's expression was very aggrieved, "There's really no way to do it, you said that if I lock Yuyuko-sama in the warehouse, I'm afraid that she will steal coal to eat, so I really can't help it, so I'll take her to you." ”

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I have a lot of bamboo, let her gnaw it slowly. "What can I say, of course, there is still the necessary punishment, so I sat down, reached out and pinched Yuyuko's face, pulled it to both sides, and as soon as I let go, my face bounced back, this is the biggest hobby that I share with Purple, just like Jin Pika always likes to pull the quilt king's stupid hair, "But why does she drink so much?"

"Yuyuko-sama sometimes suddenly drinks too much inexplicably.,Basically, it happens every few years.,The last time was six years ago.。 "Youmeng doesn't know the reason, but the undead don't hurt their bodies if they drink too much, so it doesn't matter," Actually, I have a request, and I always feel a little ...... when I practice lately The feeling of wasted effort. ”

"Practice is good, but like Kiruno, it's not fruitful to do it behind closed doors. Qi Luno also temporarily broke through the boundary because of Yuka's pressure and reached the level of SS-, and because her accumulation was thick enough, this level was also retained after the war, and Xiao (9) also officially entered the range of Gensokyo's first-line combat power, which is similar to anyone, "Let's go, let's practice." ”

"Yes, thank you very much!" Youmu immediately stepped back and bowed, bent over like tying his shoes.

"It's okay, I happened to be sitting at Kaguya for a few hours, and it's time to move. "The family is sleeping, so I took the demon dream to a location a little far away from my house, it just so happens that the soil has just been changed here, and the bamboo has not been replanted, which is suitable for sparring, "Let my generation teach you what is the real sword playing." ”

"Yes, please advise!" Ah, the character of Youmeng is not very good at complaining...... Tut-tut, how can this make me stupid?

"Well said...... I summoned the heart of the dragon, "the heart of the dragon, the heart of the dragon, tell me who is the man of the most powerful bunker in the world." ”

"Wat Wat Brain?" said to me.

"Okay, can you remove the blade?" "Youmeng is not what it used to be, I can't deal with it with an ordinary sword, but the heart is too strong, and I am careless...... You may owe me a tube of blood if I go down with this sword.

The function of the heart is very strong, and it will immediately become an unedged sword, so do you want to let her turn into a shield next time?

"Don't expect me to complain, boss. "The consciousness of the heart has entered my brain again, it is too much, how can you not complain?

"Come on, Demon Dream Kiss, the old rules, fight with all your might, come on, come and kill me. "I know what kind of expression best triggers the most instinctive violent tendencies in people's hearts, which is the legendary meaning of 'you look like you're underbeaten', and usually at such times, in order to maximize the effect of sparring, I will put on such an expression.

Twenty minutes later, both Lou Guan Sword and Bai Lou Sword were picked up from Demon Dream's hands, Demon Dream was defeated, and I also found the problem of Demon Dream, how to say this problem...... Well, it can't be said that it's the fault of the monster, after all, the monster himself would not have made such a mistake.

"Alright Youmeng, I know what your problem is. "Put the heart back in the ukiyo-e scabbard, and I don't plan to put the heart back in my stomach again," Your sword is a little off, haven't you noticed it yourself?"

"What do you mean?" Youmeng withdrew his sword and followed me in the direction of the other side.

"That is to say, the emphasis of your move is off. "I'll have to organize the language, this situation is a bit difficult to describe, "Your current moves are all developed around your demon dream slash, and this is the problem, swordsmanship, sword, do you understand what a sword is?"

"The sword is a weapon. Youmu replied.

"Standard answer, but not accurate. I shook my head, "The sword, it's a murder weapon, the sword exists, it's not for show, it's not for decoration, it's for knocking down enemies, destroying obstacles, I ask you, if you're chasing someone, and he's just a wall away from you, and this wall is too high for you to climb over, what would you do?"

"I'm going to split this wall. Youmeng's answer was accurate this time.

"That's right, it's like a ninja, ninjas train their feet to be able to climb over walls easily, and they climb over walls because it's the easiest way to do it, but if the very existence of the walls makes flying impossible, then simply choose to destroy the walls, in other words, swords, swordsmanship, what are our swords and swordsmanship for? Of course, to knock down the opponent in the easiest way. "Here's the crux of the matter, fortunately I was a ninja for a few days, yes, a copycat.

"But if the very existence of the sword technique has interfered with the knockdown of the enemy, then it is better to use the most direct slash. "Youmeng finally understood, it's good, I don't need to say more," so I put the center of my move on cooperating with Youmeng Slash...... I should have put it on my opponent!"

"That's right, just now you gave up at least seven chances to attack me, just to cooperate with the Demon Dream Slash, but as a result, your Demon Dream Slash failed to knock me down at all, so after I blocked your Demon Dream Slash, you didn't know what to do next, so I would take down the weapon so easily. "Actually, strictly speaking, it's ten times, but three of them are very inconspicuous, and the demon dream can't be discovered, but if it is replaced by a demon bogey, it may become twelve times, and two times are that I really didn't connect well, once because I stepped on the trap of Emperor Inabata's stupid rabbit, and the second time because I found out that the demon dream almost stepped on the trap and took a step forward, so in the final analysis...... I really should open the emperor's little ass to flowers, yes, not through the panties.

"I've been taught, thanks!" Saying that, we have returned to the other side of the house, Youmeng thanked again, and when she entered the door, Yuyuko had already gnawed two or three bamboos left, Yuyuko's face was red, and she stepped forward and pulled her away by the neck, "I'm really sorry, I'm sorry to disturb me today, I'll lock Yuyuko-sama in the warehouse and let her eat coal." ”

"Hmm......" I looked at the threads of the microphones scattered on the floor, the microphones were gone, "Yuyuko, is the ice cream cone delicious?"

"Delicious...... Hey, hey......" Yuyuko looked excited, "It's just that you froze it too hard and hurt your teeth...... And why are you tied up with a rope?"

I silently mourned in my heart for three seconds for the microphone that was buried in Yuyuko's stomach pouch, and then turned around with a bright face, "Well, nothing, go slowly, don't send it." ”

"Aha...... Bainara ...... I'll come play with you next time......" Yuyuko swelled, alas...... I hope that the life of the demon dream relatives will not become too miserable.

The night passed, and the next morning, our family carried shovels and headed to the sunflower field...... The wreckage has gathered a lot of people here, after all...... There will be brave men under the heavy reward, even if this is the territory of Youxiang, for the rich reward, there are a large number of humans and even monsters who come here to work, as for where does this reward come from...... I won't tell you that this is Youxiang swiped out of my treasury, it's really awkward, she, obviously she can use my money casually with me to get a marriage certificate.

"It's a big job to fill up this big hole and restore the nameless hill to its original state. Purple came towards me with the drawings, above is the original terrain around here, her injuries have not healed, and she can only use a wheelchair for the time being, "Plants are easy to do, as long as there are seeds, the wind can recover at any time, but this soil ...... It can only be done from the outside. ”

"I don't care about this, the problem of soil is easy to deal with, the most important thing in the outside world now is soil, and I am more concerned about building houses and demolishing houses and building houses in three days...... Where does Youxiang live in the past two days?" "The entire sunflower field is gone, and Youxiang's Western-style mansion is naturally not spared, but she should have no other place to live besides here, and the original flower shop has long been sold to Yonglin to open a pharmacy."

"Isn't that there, she used her ability to plant a tree house. Purple pointed not far away, there was a big tree growing very abruptly on the bare ground, and if you looked closely, you would find that although it was a tree, it had doors and windows.

"Roar, that's pretty much the same as the March Spirit. "This tree reminds me of the big tree where the March Spirit and Yumemi Okazaki live together, but this one is smaller, after all, it is a person who lives, and Métikhin and the big fairy are still living in my house, no, they are swinging a hoe over there, "When will your spine be healed?"

"The old thing says at least three or five days, but I don't care. Zi was very open, "I don't want to use that kind of power anymore, I'm too tired, I'll leave the fight to you in the future." ”

"I still want to say, you have been hiding that kind of thing, is it useful for others in the realm you use for yourself?" The break between gentleness and cruelty, this inexplicable name is nothing more than a code name when you hear it, the purpose is to hide the true effect of this realm, if this realm can work for everyone, it will be terrible.

"I think about it too much, this can only be used on myself, and every time I use it, it reminds me of the past, don't forget, all youkai are freed from blood and death, do you think I will be an exception?" Purple should be true because I have never really seen her use it, even during the Moon War, "I don't feel guilty about it, but it doesn't mean that I enjoy the process, do you understand? Of course you do, because you're just like me." ”

"yes, the only few times I've had fruit left is enjoyment, like when I know ...... Forget it, it's all boring old days. "The communication is activated, and someone is looking for me, "Hey, oh, sister...... Ahem, sister Hong, what's wrong? Oh, send the blood sample over today? Yes, yes, we're not at home now, you just hand it over to Systham, and then just tell her your child-seeking criteria clearly, yes, it's the adjuster, any person in Gensokkyo who carries it to the outside world is the adjuster level, yes, yes, yes, that's it. ”

"She plans to have a child? I really dare to think about it, should I ask you for a favor too?" Zi heard the blood sample and the keyword of asking for a child, and immediately understood what was going on, after all, I also said about the child in public when my sister Hong was married.

"Yes, one sheep is also driven and two sheep are also released, who do you want to have a baby with?" can make Zi look at the right eye, in fact, it is such a goal, but if I say it directly, it will seem like I am more.

"Yuyuko...... But she is an undead, and there is no blood, so she can't dig up the corpse of the Westbound Demon. "The corpse of the Westward Demon is Youyuzi, or the Holy Song, and only four people know about this matter until now, I, Purple, Youji and Sistem, I don't know how long we will have to hide it, maybe forever," or ...... You borrow some blood, and I'll be wronged?"

“…… If you ask me to borrow blood, you might as well just ask me to borrow something else, although I can't guarantee that you will be able to conceive. "Actually, Wenwen and I can also use this method, but it's not interesting to have so much, right? Men understand it, so from the beginning, I didn't think about this method, "How about it? Think about it, and declare in advance that I am not responsible for raising it." ”

"I'd rather die. "Purple is going to be a warrior, it's better to die than to win," let's be flat-chested, right, you're pretty good, but that doesn't mean you're popular, in fact, you're too smart, which sometimes causes disgust. ”

"Hey, pretend to be like an old driver. I was dismissive, "Besides, can I judge you with a flat chest?" unless I transform. ”