Chapter 145: The Farce Before the Banquet

"My brain?" Yakumo made a thoughtful expression, "I don't remember you biting me?"

"Hey, what the hell are you......" I was in a hurry, "...... Dare to scold Lao Tzu for being a donkey, believe it or not, Lao Tzu smashed your hip joint with a donkey whip!"

While our family was happy, in a place I didn't know, in an inconspicuous corner of the shrine, Wenwen was blocked by Reimu. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

"Your news is wrong!Why is it that even Kazami Yuka is here!What if something goes wrong at my shrine!" Reimu pulled Wenwen's collar and shouted, she didn't have Kazami Yuka's name when she asked Wenwen to count the visitors before, "Did you hear that, ah? Your news is not accurate once! What do you say I want to do with you?"

"Nonsense!" Wenwen slapped Reimeng's hand away, "If there is no information from me, how do you know that the news is not accurate?"

"I really let Yakumo Zi say, all the reporters in your monster mountain are rice buckets!" Reimu had already fallen into the tragic delusion that his shrine was demolished by Kazami Yuka without saying a word, and he was so excited that he was incoherent, "What are you eating! Why didn't you get accurate information!"

"Now that I know that the news is inaccurate, what did you do earlier?" Wenwen was also anxious, nonsense, anyone who was pointed at his nose and scolded the rice bucket would be angry, "You believe everything I say, you don't have a heart! Oh, you pushed me when something went wrong?"

"I'm missing eyes? Reimu was so excited that her chest cloth cracked, "Do you know how long it took me to study the relationship between the universe and the plane?"

"Bah, you're still studying this and that...... That thing can't even be explained by Shakyamuni, you study a fart!" Wenwen spat on the ground to show disdain, "Who do you think you are, Sun Xingzhi or Xingsun?"

"I'm still a god of disobedience, can you handle it?" Reimu used all the new terms she had just heard from Yakumo Murasaki.

"What kind of god are you, poor god?" As a result, Wenwen immediately rebelled.

"You are so bold that you have become fat after becoming Qin Yueyang's girlfriend, haven't you!" Lingmeng suddenly remembered that when I didn't come before, Wenwen didn't dare to argue with her like this.

"You're fat...... Oh, by the way, you can't get fat. Wenwen looked at Reimu's chest wrap that was torn out of anger with a pitying gaze, "It's only so much without restraint, it's really pitiful, but it's no wonder, do you still expect to develop well even if it's tied so strong all day long?"

In fact, Reimu is not a complete flat chest.,How can it be counted as a B-level cup after removing the chest cloth.,But it's ...... compared to Wenwen's D. Hehe......

"You...... You dead crow, I'm going to tear your mouth open today!" Reimu almost lost his mind under Wenwen's double attack, and picked up a punch the size of a sandbag and hit it.

"Just one try. Wenwen calmly took out his camera, "The shield is unfurled!"

With a loud bang, Reimu's fist slammed into Wenwen's camera shield, and then, Reimu rolled on the ground with her fist clutched.

"Well, it works. Wenwen looked at the camera in his hand with satisfaction, the shield had been withdrawn, and it looked like an ordinary camera.

“…… Why don't you come here for me!" A noisy sound came from the direction of the torii gate, attracting Fumi's attention, and Fumiwen ignored Reimu, who was rolling on the ground, and flew away.

Under the torii gate.

"Smash my hip joint? Yakumo Murasaki looked at my lower body with a sneering expression, "Just a man like you who didn't plant (eggs)?"

"Twenty consecutive strikes from the Mystery Hand Knife!" I felt that my personality had been greatly insulted and provoked, and in a fit of rage, I swung out my left-handed knife and struck it continuously on the top of Yakumo Murasaki's head, until Yakumo Purple was beaten into a head-hugging squat, unfortunately, even Remilia, Majesty-chan, Scallet's genuine head-hugging squatting defense couldn't block my left-handed attack, not to mention a mere Purple Mother's pirated goods, since Yakumo Murasaki's gap was turned off by me with my left hand, Yakumo Purple knew that she no longer wanted to rely on the gap to escape in front of me, at this time she could only continue to maintain the posture of squatting on the ground holding her head, but I didn't have the slightest mercy, and I have been fighting twenty consecutive hits。

"How can there be a creature like you in the world who can close the gap with your bare hands!" Yakumo ran away with tears in her eyes.

"You're rare and weird. I was about to catch up, but I was stopped by Yuka Kazami, "What's wrong boss?"

"There's something fun coming. Kazami Yuka crossed her arms and raised her chin in the direction of the stairs.

On the stairs, two swearing figures appeared.

"Dead neet, why don't you come over to me!" Mei Hong pulled one of Kaguya's legs towards the shrine, and Kaguya's hands were stubbornly on the edge of the last step, obviously resisting, but judging from the fact that Kaguya had been pulled to the shrine, it was estimated that Reimu was going to hemorrhage to repair the steps.

'Click' Sure enough, the last step finally couldn't withstand the strong pull of Meihong and shattered.

"Mom!" The sudden grasp of her hands made Kaguya scream, she turned her head frantically to see if there was anything else to scratch around, and then she saw me, "Qin Yueyang, save people!"

"Ahh ”

"You ......" Kaguya was just about to speak when she was picked up by Mei Hong and taken away.

"By the way, I almost forgot about business, boss, there are a few things I have to explain to you, first of all, you are not allowed to demolish the house, second, you are not allowed to smash things, third, you are not allowed to fight, fourth, you can't beat people to death, and fifth, you are not allowed to scare people. "If the wind sees the fragrance of the incense, then the banquet will not be opened, although there is a Metihin in the estimation that nothing will happen, but I still have to say the ugly things ahead, if it really comes to that point I can only intervene by force, although there is no Exile Zero, but my left arm can still be used, although I don't want to use it.

"I'm not stupid!" Kazami felt despised by me.

"You don't do many stupid things?" However, in my opinion, what Kazami Yuka did in the past is really not smart, it's not that she has a bad brain, but that she prefers to solve problems with her fists.

"Hmph. Kazami Yuka turned her head away and stopped talking, it wasn't that she didn't want to clean me up, but who told Métikhin to be staring at her.

"Oh, it seems that there aren't many humans coming, so don't we stand out from the crowd?" Three more people came up the stairs, and this unique voice that made me very unhappy immediately revealed the identity of the visitor, Uncle Izakaya. (To be continued.) )