Chapter 3: The Blind Man Touches the Elephant
"Going to the bathroom, Grandma, can't you just fix it near the campfire?"
According to Ye Fan's meaning, if you can not leave the bonfire, don't act rashly, and at night many beasts start to move, in case they bump into something, with him and Liu Mengxue empty, that is, a takeaway delivered to the door.
"No! I can't relieve myself in front of you stinky man! Help me to the grass over there, and then wait for me to call you, and you come out again! You hurry up, can't you! I can't hold it back!"
Liu Mengxue's little face was flushed, obviously she had endured it for a while, Ye Fan had no choice but to help her walk to the bushes next to her, during which Liu Mengxue kept urging Ye Fan to hurry up.
"If you dare to peek, I won't pay attention to you in the future, hum!"
Liu Mengxue wanted to threaten to give Ye Fan a good look when she returned to the company, but the words were taken back by her again, now that the two are on a desert island, it is a question when the rescue team can come, and now that she has offended Ye Fan, isn't this unhappy for herself?
"Okay, okay, I'm cute to take care of you, hurry up, I'm far away from you, don't worry, peek at me as your grandson!"
Ye Fan's disgusted look made Liu Mengxue even more unhappy, how many wealthy families in the city would like to be able to hold her hand, and the man in front of her actually disliked herself!
As the saying goes, if you don't steam steamed buns, you will get to the desert island, who are you still putting the president's shelf on the shelf? Money is not bullshit on this island, only food, water and shelter are the main thing!
Ye Fan couldn't help but start worrying, the cactus fruit can only solve the urgent need, fresh water and salt will be problems in the future, if these two things are missing, he and Liu Mengxue may not last a week and will become two corpses.
Just as he was thinking about survival, Liu Mengxue's mosquito-like voice came, "Ye Fan, come over and help me lift my pants..."
"What is it? Do you say it again?" For Ye Fan, this is really the sun coming out in the west, Liu Mengxue actually asked him to help lift his pants? There is still such a good thing in the world? No, this must be a plan!
"Mr. Liu, men and women can't stand it clearly, don't worry! I'm also annoyed that I'm starving to death, starving to death, and I won't touch Mr. Liu's body, to ensure that the two of us are innocent, and the well water does not interfere with the river water!"
Liu Mengxue almost died of anger when she heard this, this stinky man is simply shameless! She had a broken foot, and after squatting for a long time, she naturally couldn't stand up, let alone lift her pants, it was already very difficult for a beautiful woman to say that shameful words, this guy actually kicked her nose in the face and asked her to say it again!
But people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and if they hold on, Liu Mengxue will collapse to the ground, "Ye Fan, hurry up and help me, I can't squat!"
As soon as he heard Liu Mengxue's voice crying, Ye Fan wanted to go immediately, but when he thought of the little girl's face and didn't recognize people, he immediately changed his words, "That's how you beg people to do things? By the way, you seem to be 95 years old, and I am 91 years old! Call me a good brother, no big or small!"
Liu Mengxue gritted her teeth when she was reprimanded by Ye Fan, but fortunately, brother, how dare he talk to himself like this in the company!
"Good brother!"
"Hey!"
"Good brother, hurry up and help me lift my pants and help me up!"
Ye Fan just passed, his hand covered his eyes, pretending not to see, but from between his fingers, he took in a large piece of Liu Mengxue's snow-white under his eyes, "If I'm close to you, just say Ang! I cover my eyes and can't see anything!"
Liu Mengxue was even more ashamed and embarrassed at this time, she was so slighted by her employees, "Okay! You stop moving! Now help me up, don't peek!"
Ye Fan squatted down slowly, wanting to help Liu Mengxue up, but his hand involuntarily slapped the other party's buttocks, and it was really tight and plump!
"Ah!" Liu Mengxue exclaimed, but soon she looked at Ye Fan with wide eyes, "Did you mean it, stinky man! I knew you weren't a good person!"
"Wronged! Mr. Liu!"
"You see I've been covering my eyes, and I can't see you at all!
Ye Fan missed Liu Mengxue's touch, and thought that he must touch it again if he had the opportunity, he slowly helped Liu Mengxue lift the zipper of the hip skirt, but the female president was already about to cry, no man had ever been so close to her!
"Get your dirty hands away!
Although Ye Fan was already very careful, it was inevitable that there would be skin to skin when wearing pants, especially the sudden shot just now, which made Liu Mengxue's whole person feel like an electric shock.
After this little episode, Ye Fan took Liu Mengxue back to the bonfire, this little girl really turned her face and didn't recognize anyone, and stepped on him while Ye Fan was not paying attention.
"Oh! Liu Mengxue, you are revenge! I helped you put on your pants, and you actually stepped on me!"
"Bah, stinky man, your hands touch me... Touched me!"
"Touching you? I was completely blind and touched an elephant with my eyes closed, so I couldn't avoid making mistakes!"
"Fuck off! You're an elephant, and this girl's legs aren't elephant legs!"
Ye Fan was also a little confused about the brain circuit of this female president, he was just a metaphor, who knew that Liu Mengxue was actually involved in her figure!
I have to say that unlike many strong women, Liu Mengxue's figure management is excellent, there is no trace of excess meat on her lower abdomen and that sexy mermaid line, a pair of green and jade legs are naturally not a problem, and the texture of peach buttocks is even more unique! If the two of them were not stranded on a desert island, but came on a date, Ye Fan would definitely be jealous of the men in the whole dragon capital!
"Hey, what are you looking at! If you look at it again, I'll gouge out your eyes, hum!" the female president threatened, then covered Ye Fan's suit and turned around and fell asleep.
"Mr. Liu, you forgot about your good brother so quickly? Sure enough, it's a superficial brother and sister! Sleep, don't ask me to pee next time, just like a child, and let someone help you lift your pants!"
"Can you be more elegant, you just pee and need someone to take care of it!" Liu Mengxue blushed shyly, but what people said was the truth, and she couldn't refute it.
"Ye Fan, if we can leave here, you must not tell anyone about this matter!"
"I'm sick, I have to be believed when I say this!" Ye Fan was already sleepy to death, too lazy to talk nonsense with Liu Mengxue, tomorrow he still has to find a way to collect fresh water and salt!
"You swear!"
"Good, good, I swear!"
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day Ye Fan opened his eyes and only felt that his body was pressed by something, it didn't matter, Liu Mengxue was facing his left face at this time, this female president's sleeping appearance was really not very good, a green jade leg was directly straddled on Ye Fan's waist, and his arm was also around Ye Fan's neck, which made him reluctant to leave, and the best way now is to pretend to sleep.
Ye Fan looked at Liu Mengxue's almost perfect face, and couldn't help but lightly print a kiss, the latter seemed to feel something, frowned, and frightened Ye Fan to be honest immediately.
"Ahhhh
I don't know how long it took, Ye Fan opened his eyes here, and there was already a slap mark on his face, needless to say, he knew that it was Liu Mengxue's masterpiece.
"You... Why are you so close to me!"
"Liu Mengxue, what kind of nerves do you have, I slept far enough away from you yesterday, you yourself sleep ugly, roll over and hug me, and blame others?"
Ye Fan couldn't hold back anymore at this time, stood up and left directly, this female president has too many problems, she has to blame others for everything, why didn't she say anything about what he used last night?
"Ye Fan, you come back! You come back for me!"
Listening to Liu Mengxue's shout, Ye Fan was unmoved, he must let the female president change his princess disease!
Continuing to search along the beach, Ye Fan looked at the sea carefully, it seemed that something was floating on it, and after confirming it again and again, Ye Fan jumped into the water without hesitation, it was a suitcase! There may be some tools in it, especially food and water sources! If you don't go now, the wind direction changes, and this suitcase may blow somewhere!
He struggled to swim because he didn't eat in the morning, but the moment he got his suitcase, he thought it was all worth it, with a pair of tracksuits and shoes for men and women, some dried fruit, and most importantly, a Swiss Army knife and a military kettle!
Sabers are guaranteed for both firewood collection and self-defense, and military kettles can be the key to solving fresh water!
Ye Fan put the saber in his pocket and walked to last night's camp with his suitcase, after all, there is still a female president waiting to be fed, isn't it?
Liu Mengxue saw Ye Fan leave angrily, she felt very uncomfortable, recalling that the stinky man had always taken care of himself carefully, whether it was his barbecue skills or his massage techniques, although he was a little obscene, and he liked to touch around, but didn't this also prove his charm?
Thinking that Ye Fan might be gone, Liu Mengxue's tears flowed down angrily, "Woo woo, bad guy, stinky man!
"Mr. Liu, what are you doing? I just went to search around, what do you see here? Dried fruit!"
Ye Fan was covering his mouth and snickering at this time, and the moment Liu Mengxue turned around, he saw the tears that the female president hadn't had time to touch.
"You... What do you see, I was just dazzled in the sand!"
Liu Mengxue's strong words are still so strong, Ye Fan did not tear her down, but handed her dried fruit and a set of women's clothes.
"Eat the rice first, remember to only eat half a bag!"
"Why!" Liu Mengxue was holding dried fruit in her hand, for fear that Ye Fan would snatch it, her cute little appearance made it hard to believe that this little girl was in charge of a multinational company!
"Our food reserves are always a problem, so it's better to save a little just in case!
Liu Mengxue took the clothes handed over by Ye Fan, and said with a shy face, "I'll change my clothes in a while, you can't peek!"
"Don't worry! Grandma, I really don't want to watch it! I've seen almost everything I should see... And the sound of gurgling water or something!"
"What did you say!"
"I didn't say anything!"