Chapter Eighty-Seven: Burning the House

"Sir, what are you going to do?" Heatham didn't know what I was going to do, and was surprised that I went directly to Sister Hong's house, and during the day Sister Red would patrol (idle) and walk around the people, and she was not at home at all. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"I'm going to burn down her house. "I decided to teach Mei Hong a lesson, hehehe, let her teach bad children indiscriminately, anyway, Mei Hong doesn't have anything valuable at home.

"Sir, she's going to kill you. "Heatham reminded me not to be impulsive and to be careful of the consequences.

"If I burned it, of course she would kill me, but what if the house burned itself. "If I use all my pranks, I will definitely make Emperor Inaba sigh to himself and worship me as a teacher.

"I can't understand, sir. "Naturally, Systham couldn't keep up with my thinking.

"I still have a lot of Forester Aromatics in my subspace super warehouse. "If you're going to do a revenge prank, let's just be professional.

"What's the use of that, sir?"

"Of course it works, didn't I tell you? This plant belongs to the rhododendron family, and its flowers, stems and leaves are full of a highly volatile and very easy to catch fire aromatic oil, which is the aromatic oil I just mentioned, when the air is dry and hot, this aromatic oil will spontaneously combust and cause a fire. And now it's summer, and the air is already hot, but because the humidity is not low, it will not easily spontaneously combust, but human actions tend to accelerate the volatilization of this aromatic oil, so when Fujiwara Mei opened the door and entered the house...... Hahaha...... "I'm excited, very excited.

"Sir, I have to say, you're so much of a thing. "Heatham was completely stunned by my clever plan.

"That's, and don't look at who I am. I laughed proudly, these days, I don't dare to say that I am a prank if I don't have enough knowledge, "I will only apply the fragrance of the forest people on the inner wall of the house for a while, otherwise any bird may ignite the house in advance, during this period, the exile Zero Shige must do his best to reduce the temperature in the house, otherwise it will be me who will be burned"

“...... Sir, are you sure?" said Systm for final confirmation.

"I'm sure it must be, for sure, it must be interesting. "Since you have made up your mind, you must not turn back, otherwise you will not be able to accomplish anything.

"Okay, sir, I'll do what you tell me......" Heatham secretly prayed for Mei Hong.

Soon, I arrived outside Meihong's house, Meihong didn't lock the house at all, I came in easily, and sure enough, Meihong was not at home at all.

"Systham, disarm. "I stood in the middle of the room, then disarmed, and had Systm keep releasing cold air around, then took the fragrance and brush from the subspace super warehouse and began to brush on the inner walls of the house.

The girl smiled in the silver.

"That's it. I gently put away the brush and fragrance, and gently put on the exile zero change, and gently walked out of the house, closing the door, "We drop, this drop, quietly drip out of the village, don't ...... shots"

"Sir, there's no one around. ”

"Oh, forget it. "I flew away, leaving a small monitor on a bamboo tree before leaving, in order to keep an eye on my great creation.

After a while, I returned to the Exile Factory. I disarmed, lay down on my bed, activated the parsing system and looked at the images on the monitor.

It was getting dark.

"Why are you here today?" Wenwen came back and found me on the bed, "And you're smiling so much, what are you doing?"

"Look for yourself, but don't say it when you're done, even if you say it, don't say that I did it. "I projected the image onto the wall and shared this wonderful moment with Wenwen.

In the image.

Mei Hong returned to the door of the house, did not find anything abnormal, she pushed the door in, only a few seconds later, a huge fire burst out of the house, Mei Hong was so frightened that she ran out with her belongings.

"Hahaha!" I laughed, "How's that, interesting?"

"Oh my God...... This...... You did this?" Wen Wenhe ...... Oh, she doesn't have a buddy...... Wenwen and her little Oupai are not small...... Alas, it's just Wenwen who was stunned.

"yes. I told Wenwen exactly how I committed the crime and the reason, "Don't tell anyone else, or I'll die." ”

"I'm not going to sell you. Wenwen took the camera and walked out, "Trust me!"

"Of course. "Maybe people won't believe Wenwen, but I will," be careful not to get hurt by the fish in the pond. ”

"Hmm. "Wenwen hurried to Sister Hong's bamboo house, well, now it's a bamboo charcoal house.

The next day, Wenwen News.

"Lost Bamboo Forest Fire"

Last night, Fujiwara Meihong's hut spontaneously combusted for inexplicable reasons, the fire did not spread and has been extinguished, fortunately there were no casualties, the cause of the fire is under investigation, and according to the head of the household, Fujiwara Meihong, the spontaneous combustion of the house did not cause much damage, but it is very likely that the rabbit in the eternal pavilion did it. At present, the mood of the householder is stable, the fire scene has been emptied, and the reconstruction of the house has been handed over to the drone armor under the command of Mr. Qin Yueyang, who also lives in the lost bamboo forest.

"Sir, why did you burn down her house and help rebuild it?" Systm didn't understand why I was doing such a contradictory thing.

"I just want to punish her, but we're still friends at heart, and it's right to help her build a house, and besides, she won't suspect me, but will have to thank me, you know. I taught Sistem, "There are many human routines, and you still have to learn." ”

"Can I really learn the human routine, sir?" I wondered. "Sistemm has seen a lot of human routines, but the more she sees them, the more difficult it is for her to understand.

"You'll learn that humans aren't born with that many routines. "I mean people are forced out.

"Qin Yueyang!" the dirty girl Hong rushed into my living room, "Water, give me water!"

"What's wrong with you?" I didn't show any traces, pretending to be indifferent, pushing the kettle and cup over, "I didn't build the house for you." ”

"I didn't build a house, I just went to find Emperor Inaba, she didn't admit it, I chased her and beat her all morning, she didn't stop, I didn't care about resting. Mei Hong said that she was made by Emperor Yinwan, "Okay, I'll go back first." ”

"Tsk, Emperor Inhata, let you usually play pranks, this time you say it's not you, no one will believe it. I looked at Mei Hong's distant back and muttered.