The incident started a few days ago.,The head maid of the Red Devil Pavilion came to the shrine on a surprise visit.。 Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's a rare guest, but Reimu is not a fuss personality in the first place, and Mo Ming doesn't know this person at all.

So I introduced myself.

What was surprising was the purpose of the head maid's visit.

"I would like to ask Teacher Mo Ming to enlighten the eldest and second misses. ”

It seems that the relationship between the two sisters in the Red Devil Pavilion has been getting worse and worse recently, and the head maid saw it in his eyes, so he began to look for a way.

Originally, the head maid didn't plan to publicize the ugliness of the family, but this time the matter seems to be a bit serious.

The eldest lady sighed all day long, the food was not delicious, and the whole person lost weight. ”

I haven't seen the eldest lady she said, so I don't have any concept of it. However, it is said that he has lived for 500 years, so he can probably sketch a template similar to the Huiyin teacher he met in the village.

Disputes between adults are difficult to resolve, and of course, that's not the point.

"I won't allow it!" Reimu was the first to step forward, "Remy and Fran are too dangerous. ”

Before Mo Ming could express the employees' gratitude to the boss for his thoughtfulness, Lingmeng continued.

"This guy has to take care of my meals three times a day, and he has to do laundry and sweep the floor, so he doesn't have so much effort to do anything else. ”

So Mo Ming swallowed the words back into her stomach.

Reimu turned her head to look at Mo Ming.

"Going?"

"Uh......"

"The two vampires out there, very brutal and feed on humans. ”

"Miss Reimu knows, it's not what you say. Sakuya laughed and interrupted Reimu's brainwashing of Mo Ming.

Reimu looked at Sakuya: "Remy doesn't care for the time being, how can the second lady of your family restrain you?"

Saki Ye looked at Mo Ming: "I can protect Teacher Mo Ming's personal safety throughout the whole process." ”

"This ...... It's not good, I'm still not going," Mo Ming secretly glanced at his boss, and sure enough, Lingmeng's face was much better after hearing his refusal, so he continued, "You see, I've just been sick recently, and I've forgotten everything, and I don't have to work in the shrine, someone from the village urged me to go back to class a while ago, and things are so busy, although I'm very sorry, I may not be able to ......"

"I'll pay a deposit of 10,000 yen, and then I'll pay a salary of 100,000 yen. ”

"When are we leaving?"

"Then there will be work!" Sakiya bowed.

"Don't go!" Reimu said angrily, "Your life is mine now!, although you are indeed very powerful as a teacher, you are just a human being!"

"I don't know if I've taught here, but I know I've worked as a counselor outside. And this one," she said, gesturing to the maid next to her, "would keep my life safe." ”

So it's another rhetoric.

After a lot of hard work, he finally persuaded Reimu to agree to earn extra money.

But Reimu insisted on coming with him, and in the end, it was Sakuya's promise to send Mo Ming back safely, so he agreed with reluctance.

Speaking of which, the head maid seems to have heard from a caretaker in the library that she is good at psychology and psychological counseling.

The administrator is said to have been a former scientist and an outsider.

To be honest, this feeling of knowing everyone else but not knowing anyone else is very unpleasant.

The exact date is set in a few days.

Lingmeng very solemnly taught Mo Ming several ways to use Yin-Yang Jade, as well as the way to contact himself through Yin-Yang Jade at critical moments.

I don't know why, when mentioning the use of Yin Yang Jade to talk to herself, Mo Ming saw an obvious embarrassed expression on Reimong's face.

The deposit of 10,000 yen is paid directly. It is worthy of being a local tyrant Red Devil Pavilion, but it is not bad for money.

So Mo Ming also collected information about the Red Devil Pavilion everywhere, and prepared well.

The work of a psychological counselor is easy and easy, and it varies depending on the specific situation, and Mo Ming is ready to fight hard.

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And so the day came as scheduled.

Not far from the Lake of Mist, there is a tall Gothic Western-style building, which is said to have suddenly appeared here. The style is also very different from the architecture of Gensokyo.

As for whether the statement is true, it has not been confirmed by Miss Barnyard for the time being. Some people say that there are some terrible yokai that feed on humans, but there are also people who have witnessed human women entering and leaving the area, and for a while there are different opinions in the village.

However, at this moment, the glorious people's teacher, Mr. Mo Ming, is visiting this place.

In the Red Devil Pavilion, in a windowless room, candles were already lit during the day.

Mo Ming sat opposite the owner of the museum, Remilia Scarlett.

The eldest lady in a pink dress will give people a light and fluttering feeling at first glance. But her crimson pupils and sharp fangs always remind her that the little girl in front of her is actually a vicious vampire.

Mo Ming couldn't imagine that this monster, who looked like a young girl in appearance and demeanor, had lived for five hundred years.

The little Lori, who was not angry and arrogant, took a sip of black tea and put down the teacup.

Gently tapped his finger on the table, looking a little impatient.

This was the first time the two had met, and of course it was not polite, and Remilia was a little uncomfortable with this man.

As soon as he entered the house, he rummaged through his information and left himself aside.

Human beings are always so procrastinating and pretentious in doing things, isn't it good to say it directly?

"I said, can you start? I specially asked Sakiya to prepare a soundproof room, what do you want to ask? Are you afraid that others will not hear it?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's the first time I'm a countryman a little unaccustomed to coming to such a gorgeous place," Mo Ming roughly swept through the information that had been sorted out before, pinched the pen and put it on the table, and looked at the eldest lady in the maid's mouth, "Naturally, there are some questions to ask." It doesn't matter if others can hear it or not, what matters is the gesture. ”

"What gesture?"

"Out of your mouth, into my ears, don't shy away from the doctor, this is the posture it should be. My cost as a psychiatrist is very expensive, and of course, since I'm here, you have to trust my profession. ”

Remilia squinted her eyes and stared at Mo Ming with eyes that she thought were full of oppression, and said viciously: "I just reluctantly allowed you, a human, to come here for the sake of Sakuya's face, but that doesn't mean that you have gained my trust." ”

"I don't think my sister has anything that needs to be treated, and I don't think a human doctor can do anything. ”

Unceremonious rhetoric.

"Haha, the eldest lady has a point. Indeed, human beings are limited in their abilities, and it is impossible for them to have the lifespan and insight of your youkai. However, it is not possible to generalize. For example, isn't your family Sakuya also a human body, but also amazing?"

"Sakiya is different from others!"

Speaking of her maid, Remilia looked proud.

"Sakiya is the greatest maid in the world, and she is my important person!"

Regardless of the fact that a certain head maid outside the door put her ear to the door and suddenly moved her eyes to tears, the eldest lady in the room was still talking to herself.

"You don't know how good Sakiya is, otherwise you wouldn't just use the phrase 'amazing'. Saki night she ......"

Of course, Mo Ming didn't come to talk to Miss Vampire about their maid.

"I heard that there is a little-known place in Gensokyo, there is a Western-style pavilion called the Earth Spirit Temple, which is very similar to yours here," interrupted the gushing eldest lady, Mo Ming flipped through the information in her hand, "There are also a pair of monster sisters living there. Interestingly, the two of them are very similar to you, although they seem to belong to the same family, they have very different abilities. ”

"So what?" Although she didn't know what the humans on the other side meant, Remilia subconsciously rejected the fact that someone compared her sister to others.

"Nothing. But I've heard that the sisters have a very good relationship. ”

Remilia glared at Mo Ming, as if still saying—so what?

"In the morning, my sister would wake her up and she would have breakfast together at a table. ”

Mo Ming began to make things up.

Presumably, this eldest lady would not have traveled so far to personally confirm whether such a thing was real.

"After breakfast, my sister and sister would go for a walk outside the Western-style pavilion. Sometimes the older sister will tell some stories to the younger sister, and sometimes the younger sister will pester the older sister to play games. ”

"My sister's personality is more natural, but I'm actually not very sensible. She often unconsciously causes trouble for her sister, some of which are ridiculous and trivial, and some of which are very serious, and even affect their relationship with other monsters. ”

Miss Vampire had fallen silent since just now. I don't know if I'm listening, but I'm just staring at the corner of the table in a daze.

Mo Ming continued to speak.

No one knows the specific situation of the pair of sisters in the Earth Spirit Palace, but because no one knows it, Mo Ming is making up nonsense at this moment.

The content is not the point, the point is to achieve the effect.

"Every time my sister gets into trouble, she will be punished by her sister. However, every time my sister punishes her sister, she will say a word to her sister - 'I love you, sister'. ”

Then, the next morning, my sister would still wake her sister up, and this was their usual routine. ”

Holding back the discomfort of the numbness, Mo Ming made up a short paragraph, wanting to see the other party's reaction first.

It's clear that the results are outstanding.

Remilia remained silent.

I don't know if I'm thinking about myself and my sister, or if I'm thinking about the pair of sisters in the Earth Spirit Temple, or if I'm substituting myself and my sister into the daily life of the sisters......

Miss Vampire's face changed from red to white.

Mo Ming continued to play with the pen in her hand and didn't speak.

After a while, it seemed to come back to his senses.

Mo Ming felt the embarrassment on the other side.

Of course, it was only a fleeting look.

Instead, there was a glaring glare in the rounded eyes.

"What do you want to explain?!" Lord Lori clenched his fists and stared viciously at the abominable human opposite.

Thankfully, the human seemed to suddenly become interested in the pen in his hand and didn't keep his eyes on it, which made Remy feel a little more relaxed.

"Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to be sarcastic or sarcastic at all, I just want to prove to Miss that a better model for the monster sisters to get along actually exists. ”

Mo Ming still didn't look up, looking at the other party at this time would only make the other party angry.

"It seems that the eldest lady has always thought that it is the most suitable situation for you and your sister to get along with each other. But if the eldest lady can cooperate, maybe I can help your relationship go further. That's why I'm here. ”

"My relationship with my sister doesn't need outsiders to talk much!" the eldest lady was unhappy.

"Avoiding medical treatment," Mo Ming tapped the table with a pen, reminding the other party of his immature attitude, "I'm just a mere human being, the important thing is that the eldest lady and your sister can reconcile as before, or the relationship will go further, this is what we all want to achieve." ”

"You human have such a good heart?"

"Sakiya promised me to pay 100,000 yen after the deed was done. "To be honest, you can make a lot of money with your mouth, and it's a job that you can't refuse for no reason.

Remilia nodded.

The other party's motive is money, which only calms me down.

It's just a human being for money. Humans are ugly and greedy, that doesn't matter.

100,000 yen is a small thing, if it can really be as he said......

After making up her mind, Remilia no longer hesitated.

The lord of the Red Devil Pavilion is such a bold and majestic figure.

"What do you need me to do?" asked the vampire girl Masase.

The monster that looks like a little girl has taken on a posture of asking for advice for the first time.

Nodding, Mo Ming opened the folder: "I have to ask a few questions to do an investigation first." What to do after that depends on the content of the investigation. ”

"Just ask. "It's like a look of being killed and dying generously.

Mo Ming was almost amused, this little lord of the foreign mansion was quite interesting.

But after all, I am a professional, and I know that I must not laugh at this time.

If the young lady thinks that she has the idea of making fun of her in her heart, the initial trust between the two parties will immediately collapse, and that will be terrible.

Mo Ming solemnly flipped through the folder that had not written anything, as if she was very professional: "First question, which one do you think your sister is better than the trouble-loving sister in the Earth Spirit Hall just now?"

With a "snap" on the table, the vampire girl stood up.

Of course, when she stood up, she looked lower than when she sat in her chair.

So it probably didn't achieve the deterrent effect I expected.

"You're really not here to find fault?!"

Unexpectedly, this lord, the eldest lady, was even more irritable than she expected.

I thought that the sun and moon, who had lived for 500 years, would precipitate a more elegant posture.

"So?" continued Mo Ming's question.

"No one is better than my sister, Flandrew Scarlett!"

Looks like she just said that her maid is the best, right?

Not only is it easy to get angry impulsively, but it is also illogical to speak. But Mo Ming didn't come to find fault and raise the bar.

On the contrary, the other party's words made him very satisfied, and he continued to turn the thick pen in his hand.

"Oh, yes, in that case, can you tell me how good my sister is? ”

"This ......" The eldest lady seemed to become a little twisted.

"Don't be shy. Don't forget that this is a soundproof room, and I'm just a doctor, a human being as small as an ant, negligible," Mo Ming's face was expressionless, and the enclosed space and relaxed conversation atmosphere would make the young lady in front of her relax, "What I have to do now is to help you confirm your mood." If you really think your sister is the best, you can definitely give enough examples. Or rather...... Actually, you don't think your sister is very good?"

"Nonsense!" Although it is a very imposing voice, it is difficult to appear majestic because it is too immature, but such a young lady still speaks righteously, "My sister is the best!"

The small wings behind him shook one after another, as if expressing the owner's fluctuating mood.

"Fran is cute!The world's cutest! Fran used to like to be spoiled with me! Fran is also super cute!"

Speaking too quickly in one breath, Remilia gasped slightly.

Sometimes that's the case, once you talk about it, you feel like you can't stop pouring it out.

Remy, who let go of her defense, examined her relationship with Fran deep down, and at this moment she felt that Fran was so cute and charming!

"However, it seems that the eldest lady and her sister have had a bit of a conflict recently, right?" Mo Ming asked.

"That's my fault! But even so, Fran is super cute when she is stubborn! Fran is super cute when she is awkward! Fran is super cute when she shakes it!"

It seems that something terrible has been mixed in, but this kind of atmosphere is a rare opportunity, and Mo Ming decided to hurry up and ask questions.

"So, apart from cuteness, doesn't your sister have any other advantages?"

"How is that possible?!" Remilia glared at the human doctor in front of her.

This guy always takes the opportunity to belittle Fran and make her unbearable.

"Fran is super strong! She could have killed me if she used all her strength! But she didn't! Do you know what that means?"

Glaring at Mo Ming, Remy said viciously: "Because Fran cherishes me!

Mo Ming nodded very instructively.

Remy was satisfied, and continued to talk: "Fran is super cute!

After saying that, he paused, as if he realized that he had talked about this topic before.

Blushed.

But there is no intention of skipping this topic.

"When I was a kid, Fran was so cute when I put her to sleep......!

It seems that the other party intends to focus on the aspect of "cuteness".

This is not an obstacle, but rather a joy to see it happen.

Merely......

I checked the pen I had been playing with in my hand - uh, a voice recorder to be specific, and it didn't seem to have enough power.

It's really not easy to get this thing, and I bought it from Xianglintang with the deposit that Sakuya gave herself.

It's too much trouble to charge.

It was thanks to the shopkeeper Rinnosuke that he entrusted the closed kappa monster through a lot of relationships.,It took a lot of hard work to charge the electricity.。

In order to keep the voice recorder charged enough, it seems that the progress needs to be accelerated.

"I see, Miss Fran is indeed as you say, and has enough to shine. So now, it's almost time to confirm one last thing. ”

Interrupted, Remy puffed out again, but eventually stopped talking.

"Just ask. ”

"Even though my sister is very naughty and causes trouble everywhere and refuses to change her teachings, the sister of the Earth Spirit Temple still likes her sister very much. Mistress Remilia, do you think your love for Lord Fran is as much as that sister's love for her sister?"

Be at the end of one's forbearance!

Remilia, who was already angry, "snapped" and smashed the corner of the table.

Resisting the urge to beat the human in front of her violently, the blood-red color of Remilia's eyes seemed to have deepened with anger.

"My love for Fran is the best in the world!

"Oh, that's it......" Mo Ming picked up the pen and walked over to the vampire girl, "Again, this room is absolutely soundproof, so there is no need to have any scruples." So...... Last question, if you speak at a level that expresses your love for your sister, please say the phrase you love your sister in a tone that you think is appropriate. ”

"I !!!!!!! Remilia Scarlett !!!!!!!! love my sister - Flandrew Scarlet!!!!!!!! super love !!!!!!! the world's number one love !!!!!!!"

It's a high-pitched girl's voice.

The hysterical sound that has broken the tone.

Because of excessive force, the hoarse sound of the final breaking sound is not loud enough. Dissatisfied, Remilia shouted again and again. But because she was pushing too hard, the vampire sister's voice was hoarse and she couldn't shout very high.

And so, the true expression of an older sister's feelings for a younger sister was shouted over and over again by a hoarse voice in this small room that Remilia thought was closed.

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The vampire lady who calmed down was very embarrassed.

Of course, I still have to force my composure at this moment. Maintaining majesty in front of outsiders is related to the decency of the Red Devil Pavilion.

Pick up the cup and drink the black tea in the cup in one gulp, and then look at this hateful human with a vicious look.

"And then, what do I need to do next?" the voice was better, but still a little hoarse.

"Oh, no. "Mo Ming is packing up. Whether it's a pen or a document, it's all back in the backpack.

"What are you kidding?" said Remy angrily, "Didn't you just say that you should ask a question first, and then tell me what I should do? Why do you say no now? Are you kidding me?"

"No," so as not to anger the eldest lady, Mo Ming turned around to show solemnity, "It's true that you need to decide what you need to do based on the problem." Now the answer I got based on the question was - nothing needs to be done. ”

"What are you kidding? That's fine?"

"Yes. I'm going to have to talk to my sister next. But in general, there should be no problem. If you can, please arrange it as soon as possible.,If you can, I want to rush back to the shrine to make lunch.,Otherwise, maybe I'll be scolded by Reimu again.。 ”

"Going to see Fran now?"

"Yes. I need to talk to Miss Fran alone, and of course, Sakiya promised me that she would protect my life, so please do that. ”

"Human, I don't know what tricks you're up to, but if it doesn't work, I'll make you pay. ”

"Ann, la, la. ”

Gensokyo's money is precious, and the purchasing power of 100,000 yen is very high.

To be honest, I thought it was a big deal, and it would cost 100,000 yen. In the end, it's just a pair of tsundere sisters.

Mo Ming was originally prepared to repair the rift because the two sisters had already separated from Germany, but it turned out to be such a result.

I didn't see the rift, but I almost blinded myself.

This made Mo Ming, who was planning to be a "psychological counselor" again, feel like "I haven't contributed yet, and you will fall", this feeling of punching the cotton.

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In the secret room, the blonde girl looked like a 495-year-old vampire girl holding a cloth bear and looking at Mo Ming, who was sitting three meters away.

To be honest, according to the ability of the sister introduced by Sakiya, maybe the distance is not enough if the other party wants to kill him, but Mo Ming still feels a little distance and feels more secure.

What's more, Sakuya promised that she would use her ability to save herself at a critical moment, although it was not clear what the maid's ability was, but since she could be admired by Remilia, Mo Ming only had to believe it once.

Hey, it's not easy to make money.

Unexpectedly, the little girl on the other side spoke first.

"If you want to gain my trust, you should be more natural. First of all, it shouldn't be that far away from me. ”

I didn't expect to be taught a lesson.

It's obviously a younger sister, but from her eyes, you can see the clarity that her sister doesn't have.

He doesn't seem to be a foolish master.

"I didn't want to gain your trust, I only came here because of the 100,000 yen salary that Sakiya promised. ”

"It's boring," the vampire named Fran pouted, "and can I eat you, then? I've only recently learned that I often eat human blood, and I've never eaten human blood. ”

"Forgive me for refusing!"

"Do you think you have the power to fight back? Or do you hope for Sakuya outside the door?"

Mo Ming was taken aback. The heart rate is a little faster. But don't panic at the moment, or death is coming.

"No, in fact, if you tried to kill me, I would definitely die. But you're going to get your sister in trouble. Because I'm covered by a Hakurei shrine maiden...... Ahem, well, the cover means that the Shrine Maiden will stand up for me, and then your sister Remilia will cause trouble for you!Wait!I know what you think!" Mo Ming wiped the sweat from his head, and the other party's eager expression made him guess the little girl's plan, so he quickly sped up his speech, "Are you thinking about 'in that case, why don't you just kill this human in front of you and cause some trouble for your sister?' Not bad! Very good idea! This will definitely make your sister distressed! Things will get interesting!" But before I do that, let me show you something that's even more interesting! Let's finish this passage! I know Sister Fran stays here all day! So there's no shortage of time! Since I can't escape my hands, please wait a minute!

If the difficulty level of my sister is level 1, then my sister is undoubtedly level 10 here.

Mo Ming really felt that he had gone from the line of death just now.

Fortunately, he was fast enough to speak, and now his sister vampire in front of him seemed to temporarily shift his attention from the voice recorder in his hand.

"What is this?"

"Voice recorder. It's a transcript of a conversation I had with your sister just now. ”

The button was pressed.

Mo Ming's voice came from inside.

I've heard that there is a little-known place in Gensokyo, and there is a Western-style hall called the Earth Spirit Temple, which is very similar to yours here......