"Tell you, you're a piece of. Wait for your wife to come back and tell her that I called her and asked her to call me back. Otherwise...... Fan Tinghan is your role model. ”

In order to make Lin Baole obedient, Zhu Ke even showed an attitude.

"Don't, I'll tell her when she gets back. Lin Baole actually made a very scared look.

"That's right, listen to me obediently in the future, and I won't embarrass you. First of all, hang. ”

Zhu Ke really regarded Lin Baole as a wreck, and hung up his mobile phone after the words fell.

"Poof!"

Ending the call, Tang Jiuli couldn't help but laugh, "What are you going to do with him?"

Lin Baole knew that she would ask, "Pull him out! ”

Tang Jiuli thought that he would find Sang Kun and the others to solve it!

But his decision was quite satisfying.

The two continued to eat, Lin Baole was slurking, and took the lead in filling his stomach, and then picked up his mobile phone and sent a text message to Zhu Ke.

The text message reads: It's not convenient now, I'll contact you later.

Zhu Ke thought it was sent by Tang Jiuli! Excited, he almost forgot his surname.

After dinner, the two of them went home, sat on the sofa when they came back, watched TV programs, and did not speak tacitly, as if they were waiting for the other party to speak first.

"Bole. ”

"Jiuli. ”

A few minutes later, the two spoke almost simultaneously.

"You speak first. ”

"You speak first. ”

This tacit understanding made the two look at each other and smile.

"Alright then, I'll start with that. We've both been married for more than three years, and we haven't ...... yet The moon is still so round tonight, you see ......."

Lin Baole rubbed his hands, looking anxious.

"Ha......" Tang Jiuli suddenly wanted to laugh, covered his mouth, and suffocated.

Lin Baole was confused.

What does she mean by that?

Happy, agreed?

"I'm done, it's your turn. Lin Baole thought to himself, if you want to tell me, won't it be the same thing!

"Ahem. Tang Jiuli coughed dryly, trying not to laugh as much as possible, "Baole, I want to ask you something." ”

"Oh, tell me anything, promise to do it. Lin Baole looked very serious.

"Can you ......" Tang Jiuli seemed to have some difficulty speaking, but after a long time, he still insisted: "Can you go and buy me a bag of aunt towels!"

"Poof......

Lin Baole almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

After more than three years of marriage, I have suffered so much, suffered so much, and worked so hard, I finally have the qualifications to lift the cave house, but I just caught up with the red light, which is too embarrassing.

"Haha......" Tang Jiuli finally couldn't help laughing.

Covering his mouth, he walked to the bedroom, "Hurry up, I'll use it later!"

"Alright then!"

Lin Baole got up depressedly.

How embarrassing it is for a big man to go to buy an aunt's towel.

You must not be laughed at by the salesperson.

When he was about to go out, he rolled his eyes and dragged a black bag containing garbage.

Five minutes later, in front of the supermarket, I buttoned the head of the black material bag, pulled out a few holes, and strode into a small supermarket.

"Ah......h

This looks like a robber, and as soon as he enters the house, he scares the salesperson in the bar.

The boss who was sorting out the goods was busy when he heard the sound, and as a result, he was immediately frightened.

Both legs trembled, their legs and stomachs turned tendons, and they said in a trembling voice: "The money is in the bar, it's all for you, it's all for you......"

"Shut up, I'm arguing, I'm going to kill you. ”

Lin Baole pretended to scream angrily, and the frightened boss hurriedly closed his mouth.

"I don't want money......"

As soon as Lin Baole said this, the boss was about to faint when he touched his heart.

If you don't want money, you're going to die.

Lin Baole saw that he was about to faint, and hurriedly said: "If you dare to faint, I will dare to kill you." ”

The boss was frightened, cheered up, and promised: "I'm definitely not dizzy." ”

His performance made Lin Baole quite satisfied, "Go, take out the sanitary napkin." ”

"What?" the boss suspected he had misheard.

Robberies are not uncommon on TV, but I haven't heard of anyone robbing aunts!

"Take out your aunt's towel, don't you understand?" Lin Baole said, reaching out to touch his pocket.

"Don't, don't, don't pull out the gun, I'll get it!" The boss sweated nervously, and immediately took out a large box of aunt towels.

"So many?" said Lin Baole and reached for his pocket again.

Seeing this, the boss's frightened head was bigger, and he said in a crying voice: "Big brother, it's not enough, let's have something to say, don't pull out a gun at every turn!"

"Smack. ”

As a result, Lin Baole took out a few hundred-yuan bills, slapped them on the bar, picked up the big box, turned around and left.

Buy more, and you will have to come out to rob later.

"Hoo ......"

The boss breathed a sigh of relief.

What kind of person is this, robbing his aunt's towel, returning the money when he is done, and giving so much, he has a sick brain!

"Jiuli opens the door, it's so heavy. ”

After a while, Lin Baole returned to Biye, and shouted in front of Tang Jiuli's bedroom door, signaling her to open the door quickly.

Tang Jiuli opened the door and saw Lin Baole holding a cardboard box that was so big and big, and the big one blocked his head.

"It's ......"

Lin Baole said truthfully: "The aunt towel you want!"

Tang Jiuli's eyes widened several times when he heard this, "This...... So much?"

"Get out of the way, I'm good to go in, it's heavy. ”

Lin Baole put the big box into Tang Jiuli's bedroom and said, "I don't know what model you use, let alone what flavors and styles you like, so I bought more, hey, hi......"

Tang Jiuli rolled his eyes when he heard this, his aunt's towel was full of flavor, which was too ridiculous.

"Why are you stunned? Try to see if it fits or not, it's not suitable, I'll take it for ......" Lin Baole saw Tang Jiuli stunned, and urged.

Tang Jiuli grabbed Lin Baole's clothes and dragged them out, "You go out quickly, you are not allowed to sleep in my house tonight." ”

pushed and dragged Lin Baole out.

"Hey, hey. ”

Lin Baole, who was blasted out, was not only not depressed, but also smiled.

If you don't get blasted out by her, how can you clean up which one is called Zhu Ke.

Zhu Ke dared to beat Tang Jiuli attention, Lin Baole didn't intend to spare him.

After returning to the bedroom, he took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Zhu Ke: You just looked for me, is there anything wrong?

Zhu Ke on the other end of the phone thought that it was Tang Jiuli who replied to the text message, so he hurriedly replied: Why did you go just now, it took so long to reply to me?

Being regarded as a beauty by the other party, Lin Bao felt disgusted, and replied stubbornly: Lin Bao is happy, it's inconvenient, now, he is asleep, just say what you have to do.

Zhu Ke saw that this was a mouthful, and replied: Can you come out and sit, only you and me.

"Vomit!" Lin Baole was so disgusted that he almost vomited, and swore in his heart that he would never pretend to be a woman again in the future, it felt too bad.

But in order to clean up Zhu Ke, I had to continue to reply with two words: Yes.