Chapter 168: I'm a Dummy
Mu Yanyu grabbed a pillow and smashed it on Lin Xiaoxian's face, and used a roar: "Raise you, want to be beautiful, from today onwards, Haotian Palace will be handed over to Lin Xiaolang to take care of, you go home with me! Clothes must be washed by hand! Meals must be made by hand! Delicious food must be made, and redone when it is paste! Until it is delicious! Robots are not allowed to sweep the floor, you must sweep it by hand! If you can't sweep clean, you are not allowed to eat! You are not allowed to be lazy! You are not allowed to go out!"
Lin Xiaoxian hugged the pillow he smashed over and sniffed it, there was his smell on it. The pillow was grabbed next to her. Well, after the reconnaissance, Mu Yanyu just pillowed this pillow beside her, and it was quite a long time.
She peeked out from behind the pillow and smiled sweetly. "Mmmmmmmm ”
Mu Yanyu snatched the pillow in her hand and smashed it far away viciously. "Wife?" he sneered in disgust, "You monster from another world, what's so delicate? Come on, look in the mirror and see how ugly you are!"
A mirror pestle came to Lin Xiaoxian.
The girl in the mirror has messy hair, but the hair is smooth and beautiful. Lin Xiaoxian pulled her hair and sniffed it gently, it was the scent of honey dew that Mu Yanyu liked.
She remembered sweating a lot when she was healing him, and her last thought before going to bed was that she should take a good shower and sleep again, because her body stinked.
This is Haotian Palace, and there is no female envoy goddess. The hair is so fragrant, obviously Mu Yanyu helped her wash it.
Lin Xiaoxian grimaced in the mirror and said, "Wow, whose little daughter-in-law is this?" ”
Mu Yanyu snatched the mirror and smashed it.
The sound of the mirror shattering startled Lin Xiaoxian.
Lin Xiaolang's voice sounded faintly. "Master Xian, the male master is acting in a sadomasochistic drama, you have to cry. You're laughing. Gotta start over. ”
Mu Yanyu yelled: "Who is acting with her? She said it herself, I hope I have never loved her! From now on, don't think I will give her a good face!"
Lin Xiaoxian turned over and got up, jumped on the mattress, and shouted happily: "My husband is the most handsome!
Heart-to-heart.
Mu Yanyu was really angry this time. Was he a complete failure? Instead of stopping her, he drove her crazy?
"Still jumping, do you think you're cute?" Mu Yanyu was angry and stretched out his hand to Lin Xiaoxian.
Lin Xiaoxian jumped off the mattress and ran, jumping and running, singing while running. "I feel cute! I feel like I'm cute......"
Mu Yanyu chased after her, without any effort or spiritual power, just simply reaching out to her.
Lin Xiaoxian jumped around and avoided it several times. When the good luck ran out, he was swept over by Mu Yanyu, pressed on his lap, and crackled and hit PP.
"Husband, I was wrong! I won't jump! You're right, you're right...... "Is this bastard addicted and can't stop?"
Mu Yanyu stopped, very abruptly.
The air seemed to be stagnant.
Lin Xiaoxian looked up, like a cat that had been stepped on by its tail, and fled behind Mu Yanyu with a snort.
Fusheng also froze. He felt a little noisy in his ears suddenly, so he ended his cultivation and walked out from behind the cabinet to see such a scene.
It's embarrassing.
There was a moment of silence.
Fusheng suddenly said: "It turns out that marrying a wife has such an advantage! Hah!"
Lin Xiaolang said in a mechanical voice: "Demonstration error. Master monk, at this time, you should learn from me and be a robot. ”
Fusheng understood in seconds, learned the most rudimentary robot, and walked stiffly. Click, click...... With each movement, the joints make a sound, and the voice is automatically dubbed.
Lin Xiaoxian covered her mouth and laughed straight away. Brother, you're getting more and more humorous.
Mu Yanyu really blackened his face this time. He has all the hearts that have been dismantled. This slut, how can he be everywhere!
"Lin Xiaolang, I'll leave it to you here!" Mu Yanyu commanded, picked up Lin Xiaoxian with his backhand and left, as if he had picked up a small vine. He pinched her small waist and tucked it under her ribs.
Lin Xiaoxian cooperated with her hands and stepped on the ground softly, pretending to be a ragdoll doll.
Lin Xiaolang said: "Received, male master." The monthly service fee is 1000 coins, pay first and then serve. ”
Lin Xiaoxian was stunned. She looked at Xiao Haohao on the throne, stretched out her hands, and shouted with an extremely exaggerated "sadness": "Don't! Xiao Haohao, my Xiao Haohao, I can't bear you——"
Mu Yanyu was so frightened that he almost threw her away. Is there any need for this daughter-in-law to take it back? Just throw it in the trash can!
Lin Xiaolang also shouted "sadly": "Master Xian, you don't love me! I haven't told you yet, I've upgraded to version 5.0." ”
"Lin Xiaolang, I can't bear you!
"Xian—Lord—Son—I'm going with you—"
Mu Yanyu mentioned that Lin Xiaoxian ran fast, and if he slowed down, he was afraid that he would really be unable to help but throw away these two daughters-in-law.
They all went downstairs, and Lin Xiaoxian was still "crying sadly". "Brother—help me! Help—"
Fusheng rubbed his ears on the second floor. "I thought he was going to be more ferocious! Just these two cuts! Cause me to worry for a long time! Lin Xiaolang, we will be stationed in Haotian Palace in the future. ”
Lin Xiaolang said arrogantly: "No, no, no, it's you and half of me! The other half of me wants to follow the master to play." My family is fragrant, and staying by her side will help me continue to evolve. ”
Fusheng: You guys just show off their wives and mentally handicapped couples who show their IQ, even if they show their own separables?!
Lin Xiaozhu moved for a moment and walked downstairs with uniform speed and light steps.
Processed products and manufactured goods that exceed the current level of civilization of the world civilization of 0.5 cannot be carried into the country. Lin Xiaolang has advanced, evolved, he is not a manufactured product, he is a mechanical family.
It is still a mechanical family "born" in Haotian Palace, with a congenital Haotian atmosphere.
After this divine light bath, Lin Xiaolang used the money he had saved to buy a Wanjie Instrument. On the Wanjie Eat, Drink and Play Intelligent Network Trading Platform, Lin Xiaolang successfully joined the clan of the mechanical clan, officially naturalized, and became a citizen of the mechanical clan.
Mu Yanyu carried Lin Xiaoxian in front.
Lin Xiaozhu followed behind. He wore a strip of black metal over his eyes and held a heavy firearm in both hands. Without saying a word, like a silent killer.
Leaving Haotian Temple, Lin Xiaozhu will lose contact with Lin Xiaolang's mastermind. Haotian Palace naturally shields all signal sources.
Lin Xiaozhu himself has a built-in combat system and a partial backup of Lin Xiaolang's main brain. Overall, it is still the character that Lin Xiaoxian set when she bought it, taciturn.
Canglan and other gods wanted to follow, but they were drunk back by Mu Yanyu.
Tian Xiaoxue brought the Royal Praetorian Guards to follow, but was also repelled by Mu Yanyu.
was sandwiched by Mu Yanyu, Lin Xiaoxian was so ashamed that her face was red to the base of her neck, so she had to pretend to be dead. He closed his eyes and lowered his limbs, indicating that he was a dummy.
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