Chapter 209: Joy Meditation
When the four young men heard the stall owner's shouting, they were immediately attracted to it, and they came to Yan Tong's side, staring at the strange sports postures on the book one by one, and commented from the perspective of an old driver.
"A few little brothers, this ancient book of mine is a good thing, the authentic Huanxi Zen method, the secret transmission of the Huanxi Buddha, learn it, I guarantee that you will be dominant in bed......"
The stall owner saw that these four people were even interested, and immediately introduced them attentively.
"It's really fake? It's so useful, why don't you practice it yourself?"
The young man frowned and asked questioningly.
"Little brother, don't look at how old I am, I'm afraid that I will toss my old life for another year and a half. ”
The stall owner pointed to his gray sideburns and said helplessly.
Hearing his words, the young man smiled: "Yes, at your age, whether things can be used or not is still two different things." ”
Then he asked, "But why do I always feel that your Zen method is a bit fake?"
"Absolutely not!"
The stall owner shook his head, and said without questioning: "I got this ancient book from a tantric master, the tantric Zen method of the Eight Sutras, do you know the Buddha of Huanxi?"
As he spoke, he gave a few people a brief science popularization of the Joy Buddha.
This Buddha of Joy is the Buddha-figure of Tibetan Buddhist Tantra, which is the "God of Desire" and "Love" in Buddhism.
Among them, the male body represents the Dharma, the female body represents wisdom, and the male and female bodies hug each other, and the representation and wisdom are both combined, and they become one person, which shows the infinite wisdom of the Dharma world.
All schools of Buddhism have Buddha statues, but the Huanxi Buddha is only owned by Tantra, and it is only enshrined in Tibetan Buddhist (Lamaist) temples.
"You're interested?"
After Yan Tong turned a few pages, he shook his head, but when he saw the four eyes of the young man in the bancun, he handed it to the other party directly.
"It's okay, and some of the poses are the first time I've seen them. ”
After laughing lewdly, the young man looked at the stall owner and asked in a low voice, "Boss, how do you sell this book?" ”
"Little brother, you still know the goods. ”
After the stall owner praised the other party, he stretched out five fingers and said in a low voice: "50,000 yuan, an absolute honest price, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't be fooled." ”
"Five...... 50,000 yuan? You don't know where you got this little yellow book, and you dare to sell it for 50,000 yuan?"
A young man with kidney deficiency wearing black-rimmed glasses let out a strange scream after hearing the stall owner's offer.
"This little brother, this ancient book of mine is an authentic Zen method of joy, unique, you can find all over Xiangyun Street, and you will never find the second one. ”
The stall owner smiled and said, "Let me tell you, as long as you learn this joyful Zen method, it is guaranteed that you will be majestic and powerful, and any girlfriend, wife, second wife, etc., will not be a problem." ”
"If this is really as powerful as you say, it can still be our turn to buy it, I'm afraid it has already been sold, right?"
Yan Tong snorted coldly, full of disdain.
The young man and the others also nodded, if it was really as magical as the stall owner said, I am afraid that it would have fallen into the hands of a certain rich tycoon, where would it be their turn to pick up the leaks?
When the stall owner heard this, he couldn't help but show a touch of embarrassment on his face, and explained: "Don't hide it from a few little brothers, in fact, it has only been less than two days since this ancient book came into my hands. And according to the tantric master who sold me the ancient book, if you really want to practice the Joyful Meditation, in addition to this ancient book, you must also offer a statue of the Buddha of Joy and worship it every day in order to succeed......"
As he spoke, he could lower his voice and continued: "I have an ancient book here, but I don't have a statue of the Buddha in joy, how dare I sell it to those rich tycoons?"
The young man suddenly snorted coldly: "It's been a long time, it turns out that you don't dare to pit those rich bosses, so you choose to pit a few of our young people?"
As soon as the stall owner heard this, the expression on his face became even more embarrassed, and he hurriedly said: "Little brother, I really didn't prepare to pit you, this Huanxi Buddha statue is actually not uncommon, it is estimated that you can find it in this Xiangyun Street." ”
"Huh?"
The four of them glanced at each other, quite moved.
To tell the truth, people like them who change their female companions day and night, play nonsense, say that they don't have kidney deficiency, who believes it?
It's a pity, they are wolfberries and kidneys, and it doesn't have much effect after eating, I'm afraid that sooner or later, they will have to give the little brothers below a holiday.
Looking at the stall owner in front of him, he looked like he was swearing, and it didn't seem to be a fraud, so could the so-called joy Zen method be useful?
Besides, even if this old boy cheats them, with their identity as the head snake of the land, they can't get a small vendor?
"I said boss, let me ask you one last thing, is your so-called Joy Zen method absolutely true?"
The young man discussed with the other three young men with kidney deficiency, and finally asked the stall owner, and at the same time warned: "If you dare to lie to us, you will bear all the consequences, don't blame us for being ruthless." ”
"It's absolutely true, I set up a stall here all year round, how dare I deceive people?"
Seeing this, the stall owner hurriedly squeezed out a smile and replied.
In fact, he really didn't lie, because this Joy Zen was indeed received by him from a tantric monk.
It's just that at that time, the tantric monk was about to starve to death, so he transferred this Huanxi Zen to him at a price of 500 yuan, and told him that if he wanted to succeed in cultivation, he must offer a statue of Huanxi Buddha and worship sincerely every day.
After getting this Joy Zen Method, he also wanted to try to practice it to see if it was true or false, but then he gave up.
This is because he can't get a statue of Happy Buddha in a short period of time, and the second is his wife, whose waist circumference has exceeded the bucket, and the whole person is like a sow becoming essence, so that his messy thoughts will disappear directly.
After getting the assurances of the stall owner, the young man nodded, did not counter-offer, directly scanned the QR code, and paid 50,000 yuan.
When the stall owner heard the sound of 50,000 yuan arriving, his old face was as happy as a chrysanthemum, but he didn't expect that in just two days, 500 yuan would become 50,000, up to 100 times the profit, who could not be excited?
However, after the transaction was completed, he remembered the words of the tantric monk and specially advised: "Little brother, if you really want to practice this Huanxi Zen method, you must worship the Huanxi Buddha statue, and you must bow sincerely every day, and you must not forget it, otherwise there will be chaos." ”
"Okay, okay, I got it. ”
After the young man put away the ancient books, he waved his hand and replied perfunctorily.
If he didn't want to accompany Yan Tong now, he would want to go home directly and take his female companion to try this joyful meditation method.
As for worshipping the statue of the Buddha of Joy or something, it would be too superstitious, and he had to bow every day, where did he have so much time to do this?