At noon in autumn, the house of Hakurei Shrine is bustling with activity. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the past, banquets were often held outside the shrine, and the occasional villager who came to worship would just high-five and close their eyes in front of the cash box, but it is rare for a crowd of people to gather around the room like today.

This group of girls (?) who were sitting on their knees, or standing against the wall, with arms folded, surrounded by two handsome young men with their eyes shining...... Perhaps, specifically, around the machine they are repairing.

"Yes, so that the direct current will work perfectly. The scientist put away the toolbox, gave up the place in front of the table to Mo Ming, and stepped aside to sit down.

By the way, there were a bit more people present...... In addition to Reimu and Mo Ming, who were already at the shrine, and the scientists who were invited from the big library to repair the machine, there was also the Pengraiya Shan Kaguya, who originally asked his rabbit demon Reisen to go to Xianglintang to buy PSP batteries and heard the news by chance, there was the witch Alice who was forcibly pulled by Marisa to watch the play, the Raven Tengu reporter who crossed her arms against the wall and did not participate in the discussion, and the ghost girl Ibuki Suuka who planned to come to the shrine to visit her friend Hakurei Reimu.

There are also a number of goblins who also came to watch, with an unclear expression, and then there are ...... And the mysterious youkai sage who suddenly sat next to Reimu from now, smiling and drinking tea, Yakumo Murasaki.

The shrine was suddenly lively.,I don't know where these guys heard that the shrine picked up a thing that looks very powerful.,Weekday Gensokyo also lacks the necessary entertainment and gimmicks.,Everyone gathered more or less with the mentality of watching the excitement.。

Mo Ming turned on the switch with a serious face, adjusted the various data on the display, and finally nodded with satisfaction after about ten breaths, but was also startled when he looked up.

"So many people, why are you here?"

Marisa and Alice are both familiar faces, the appearance of Kaguya and Shotimaru is a little unclear, and the monster girl with horns on her head has never met Mo Ming at all, so she has no impression at all.

"Of course, I'm here to see this iron bump, and I'm listening to Reimu say it's a very amazing thing. Marisa said with a grin.

"Are you really idle, don't you do anything all day?" Mo Ming sighed helplessly, "It's not a big thing, and since it appeared in Gensokyo, it means that this thing has been eliminated by the times." ”

"What's this?" Marisa tossed out the question in the hearts of all the girls present.

"Ahem," Mo Ming coughed dryly and looked around, "uh...... Who's that, Cirno, yes, that's you!"

"What, what are you calling, what are you calling me?!" Suddenly the eyes of the powerful monsters and witches in the audience gathered, and even the strongest Qi Luno suddenly panicked.

Qiluno and the Great Goblin were originally called by the Three Goblins of Light to watch the play together, and no one expected this scene to occur.

"I need your help trying this machine. ”

"Why, why do you call me trying? There are so many people here. Qi Luno instinctively wanted to drill behind the big goblin, but after all, he was the strongest, and he couldn't lose his posture as the strongest, so he straightened his neck and was strong.

"Because ......," Mo Ming said in a deep voice, "only the strongest can help me." ”

"Well, that can't be helped," Qi Luno patted his chest and walked out of the crowd, "who made me the strongest." ”

"...... Kiruno"

Without mentioning the big goblin's worried muttering, Mo Ming moved the machine to the coffee table, let Qi Lunuo do it safely on the futon, and fastened the sensor to his wrist.

Mo Ming's serious expression seemed to infect everyone, and no one spoke at the moment, only listening to Mo Ming ask quietly.

"Kiruno, the strongest you will definitely be able to answer my following questions...... Do you like nut snacks?"

"I like it!" replied without hesitation, and it seemed that he really liked it.

"Do you think you can beat the one sitting in the corner, the youkai sage Yakumo Murasaki?"

"Uh...... The old lady is the strongest!"

"I'll ask you if you've ever beaten it. Mo Ming repeated.

"Fight, fight!"

"Oh," Mo Ming paused, adjusting the parameters to the waveform data on the screen, and then asked, "Do you like big goblins?"

"I like it!"

The big goblin blushed.

"Oh, then...... One last question," Mo Ming adjusted the data again, "Do you like me?"

"Uh...... I don't like it!

"Drop-" Suddenly, the running machine of the mystery made a screeching noise.

The sound came out suddenly, and then stopped abruptly.

"Poof, hahahaha. Mo Ming's solemn expression suddenly dissolved, and he began to pound the table, smiling and falling on the tatami mat.

"Teacher, what's wrong?" said Reimeng.

"It's nothing," Mo Ming shook her head, sat back on the tatami mat, and looked around at everyone present, "Who else wants to try this machine?"

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After what has just been confirmed, this old-fashioned lie detector seems to be able to work on goblins in human form, but there are not enough facts to prove that it can also work on goblins of various races, and Mo Ming is also a little curious about the next development.

"Shooting Maruwen, why don't you try it?"

"I can't. ”

It seems that the Tengu reporter only intends to stay out of the matter.

"Then who else?Sage Lord?" Mo Ming looked at Yakumo Zi.

"Come on. ”

Of course, the flawless monster sage will not buy it.

"Well, that's not easy. Mo Ming looked around, and his eyes lit up, "This fresh-faced Excellency seems to be the first time to come to the shrine?"

"I've been here a long time ago, but I didn't look for you. The horned girl waved her hand holding the gourd.

Mo Ming saw the chains on her wrists, thinking that the other party might not be easy to match.

smiled and said, "In Xia Mo Ming, didn't ask for advice?"

"Ibuki Sanka. ”

"I wonder if you're interested in trying this guy?" pointed to the polygraph.

"Oh? ”

The girl was about to get up when a voice came from the side.

"No matter how smart you are, it's not wise to find a ghost to take a lie detector. ”

"Roar?" Mo Ming raised the corners of her mouth and looked at the woman in the corner who was leaning against the wall, Penglai Mountain Huiye, "Ah, the princess is also there? It's really disrespectful and disrespectful, I didn't notice it just now." ”

However, the other party did not answer: "If you guess correctly, this machine can test whether a human is lying." ”

Now that he has been recognized, there is no need to hide it, and nodded: "And it has just been tested to be equally effective against goblins." ”

"So you're going to try it out with a youkai?"

"It's true that I'm abrupt, but I don't think it will do any harm to the monsters. ”

"It's hard to say," Horaiyama Kaguya chuckled, "Even youkai have things they don't want to tell others. ”

So at least half of the people in the room finally realized what had just happened.

Everyone in the room put away their eagerness to try.

When it comes to seeing through lies, several people can't help but think of an uncomfortable monster.

Can this machine do the same thing?

Hearing this, Ibuki Suika, who had just gotten up, sat back on the tatami mat, raised the gourd and poured a sip of wine.

"Boring. Such a conclusion was made.

It's true that for ghosts who never lie, such machines are the only ones who have the right to mock.

The only people present who could really be considered youkai were Yakumo Murasaki, Shotmei Marufumi, and Ibuki Suika, and seeing that they were unmoved, Mo Ming shrugged his shoulders boringly.

"So, does anyone else want to try it, try it?"

Although the rest of the people are not monsters, they are not mortals, so they can be regarded as after-shows.

Marisa shook her head, then looked at Alice beside her with a grin, "Little Love is going to try it, right?"

"Eh, me?" Alice, the witch who was watching with interest, was unexpected, and suddenly a little nervous, "I...... Forget it. ”

"Well, Alice might as well forget it. Mo Ming nodded.

"Why?" said Marishaki.

"Alice...... She is a very honest girl, although she is indeed smart, but she is not very cunning, and if I ask her a question that she wants to keep secret, I'm afraid she just says something like 'this can't be answered', and if she doesn't lie, there is no situation where she can recognize a lie. ”

Alice was also fluted.

Mo Ming continued to add: "Of course, it's not that I can't ask something interesting, but Alice, as my friend, I don't want to bully her or embarrass her, so I ......"

Shrugged his shoulders, a gesture that you know.

Alice continued to be in a daze.

"What. Reimu, who had been watching for a long time, pursed his lips and made a rare statement.

Yakumo Zi on the side looked at it with a smile, closed the folding fan in his hand with a "snap", and said, "Since Mo Mingjun is so concerned, why don't you try this machine yourself?"

"Support~" Kaguyahime in the corner raised his hand to vote.

"Yes. "Ibuki Senka doesn't have a good impression of these things that humans are beating around.

"Agreed. "Shooting Pill Wen also looks lively, it's not a big deal.

As a result, things took a turn for the worse, and it became the rhythm of Mo Ming, who provoked the anger of the public because she was too stinky fart, to test the law.

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However, Mo Ming sneered.

"Unfortunately, this machine seems to be from my time, so even if I promise to take a polygraph, I'm afraid no one else here will be able to control it. ”

So, Yakumo looked at the scientist.

Mo Ming also followed Yakumo Zi's gaze to the scientist.

The scientist shrugged: "To talk about this thing, the principle is not difficult to ....... ”

Mo Ming: "Hey!"

The scientist continued: "But the operation is too far behind the technology of our time, and I don't know ......."

Yakumo Zi smiled: "Mr. Scientist, I have heard that the witch of the Great Library, Pache Noreji, has some secrets before entering Gensokyo, if you are interested, we can talk about it privately." ”

The scientist also laughed: "You think you can buy me like this? Since the boss didn't tell me, it means that she doesn't want me to know yet." ”

"So you're out of interest?"

"Hmm......" After hesitating for about a second, the scientist got up and sat down next to the machine, "but the operation aspect is not that difficult to understand......

"Hey, you're going to sell me?"

What about the united front of the Fantasy Township Outsiders Alliance?

"It's okay, Mr. Mo Ming, you can't say anything to anyone," the scientist looked at Mo Ming seriously, nodded and said, "I believe in you, gentleman is frank." ”

“……”

So, feng shui took turns, and this time it was Mo Ming's turn to sit across the tea table with sensors strapped to her wrists.

The scientist muttered to himself while adjusting the parameters on the machine: "This old technology has a lot of instability, and the results of the waveform test are very limited, and if you don't adjust it well, it is easy to be ......."

Then he nodded: "It has been adjusted to the maximum accuracy." ”

Mo Ming: "Hey!"

Yakumo Zi nodded: "Okay, then let me start asking questions." ”

Mo Ming looked at Lingmeng sitting next to him: "Baby Lingmeng, help your teacher!"

"Hee-hee. "It's completely in theater mode.

This old-fashioned polygraph model is to ask a few simple questions that both parties know the answer to to preliminarily measure the respondent's mood swing parameters, and then conduct further polygraph questions based on these parameters.

Therefore, the scientists formulated the parameters based on the estimated answer given by Yakumo Purple in a whisper.

Yakumo Murasaki began to ask.

"Mo Mingjun, do you like cooking?"

"No, I hate cooking. Mo Ming stared at a pair of dead fish eyes and replied in a half-dead tone.

"Do you like cute girls?"

"No, I'm a. ”

"Do you like Reimu?"

Mo Ming's eyes fell on Lingmeng, and the other party glared at him with blazing eyes.

"Ahem, how could my precious student not like it. ”

"Do you prefer little girls or mature beauties?" Yakumo added with a smile, "in a sexual sense." ”

"Said I'm a. ”

"Please answer my question head-on. ”

"Well, mature beauties, of course. ”

Yakumo Zi turned his head to look at the scientist, and the two discussed softly for a while, and asked, "Are the parameters enough?"

"Hmm...... I'll see, the first question lies, the second question lies, the third doesn't lie, the fourth question lies, right?" the scientist debugged the instrument, "the accuracy of the parameters is barely enough, and then you can really start polygraphing." ”

"Well, I can't pretend I didn't hear that," Mo Ming frowned, "The fourth question is lying, how did you come to this conclusion?"

Yakumo Zi turned his head to look at Mo Ming: "Is this conclusion still controversial?"

Mo Mingqi said: "Could it be that there is any strange wind comment on me in a place I don't know?"

The audience was silent.

Mo Ming looked around and looked at Alice.

"Lolicon. So answered.

Look at Marisa.

"Lolicon. He replied with a grin.

Look at Reimu.

"Lolicon~" is obviously joining in the fun.

Look back at Yakumo Murasaki.

"You know. ”

"What do I know!" Mo Ming almost lifted the table, "Why?!"

"Well, lots and lots ......"

"Many, many?!" Mo Ming was speechless.

Of course, it is not completely incomprehensible for everyone to have this kind of cognition, after all, Mo Ming ran to another world for her after she first entered Gensokyo and only got along with Reimu for less than two years...... Although the details are not clear to everyone, they have heard that Mo Ming has done a lot of things, and moreover, Mo Ming is also seen by people when he runs back and forth for the food problem of the two goblins in the corner.

To say that he is the character of the Virgin, but he is just for these two goblins, ignoring other monsters in difficult situations, to sum up, it can only be concluded that this guy has a certain habit called "Lolicon".

"Could it be...... Isn't there anyone on my side?I'm even considered to be a lolicon...... "Mo Ming leaned on the tatami mat, "What Yakumo Zi just said is in the sense of sex, am I that kind of person in your hearts?"

Probably because of Mo Ming's words before, Alice seems to be planning to step forward at this moment to "call herself a friend" to this person just now...... 's Lori accused a few words, but it was too difficult for Alice to speak in public, and what she wanted to say was interrupted as soon as she opened her mouth.

"Admit it, Lori controls Mo Ming. Yakumo sneered.

"Good...... Okay," Mo Ming regained his previous dead fish eyes and half-dead emphasis, "In that case, don't blame me ......"

"How?"

"Nothing, haven't the parameters been set yet? ”

The scientist nodded: "The parameters are set, the automatic alarm mode is turned on, the sensitivity intensity is the highest, and once your mental activity is thought to be lying in the slightest, the polygraph will make the same noise as before." ”

Yakumo Zi smiled: "That one asked?"

"It's a lot of trouble to ask questions, since everyone wants to see the excitement, why don't I tell you some of the truth hidden under the shady scenes. ”

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"It's a lot of trouble to ask questions, since everyone wants to see the excitement, why don't I tell you some of the truths hidden under the dark curtain," Mo Ming looked at the scientist, "Remember to remind everyone if there is anything wrong!"

The scientist nodded.

"Hey ......"

Yakumo Zi was about to speak, but was interrupted by Mo Ming: "Everyone knows that I am an outsider, right, actually...... I'm from the M87 nebula. ”

Mo Ming looked at the scientist, and the scientist nodded.

"My real name is not Mo Ming, but Mo Joy Alexander Bickey Kalisler Duff Elliott Fox Everomo Marney Myers Patterson Thompson Wallace Preston Ming. ”

"Maybe you think that I came to Gensokyo because of an accident, but in fact, it is all predestined, and everything stems from my identity in the previous life......"

"The husband of the monster sage Yakumo Murasaki. ”

"Poof-" Ibuki Sumi, who was pouring wine into his mouth, snorted.

Yakumo raised her eyebrows.

Mo Ming continued.

"In the last life, although we were ladyboys, we really loved each other, but because I was too handsome, I didn't feel like I was attracting bees and butterflies, and finally they fought in order to snatch my heart. Mo Ming's voice revealed helplessness and self-blame, and her expression was particularly sad.

"At the end of the day, I stood up as a mortal. I told them that I only love Purple in this life, but ......" sighed, "The seeds of jealousy have already taken root, and Purple and I planned to establish Gensokyo, which is where we are today, in order to avoid the pursuit of these big monsters. ”

"It's a pity that at the end of Gensokyo's founding, I was kidnapped by those big monsters who coveted my handsome figure......"

"Purple is in danger alone, a man and a fairy and a ghost, vowing to snatch me back, but I can't watch Purple buried in the hands of those monsters, in the end, I committed suicide, I hope this can liberate her, I owe her too much, and as a mere mortal, I can't redeem this evil fate at all. ”

"I thought it was all over, who knows...... Purple is going to collect my soul and reshape my body...... This incident was finally known to others, and the big monsters who were driven by jealousy banished my soul to another world forever in order to prevent Purple from resurrecting me. ”

"That's why, hundreds of years after being founded in Gensokyo, Purple found me and brought me into Gensokyo in a low-key manner. ”

After the speech, the audience was silent.

Ibuki Sumika's mouth is open in an "O" shape.

Most of the rest of the people were also in a daze, slowly digesting this staggering plot.

To be honest, it's a bit informative.

The only thing that could be heard in the room was the sound of the "brushing" of the Shotmaru Wenfen's writing.

Mo Ming coughed dryly and looked at the scientist: "What's wrong, is there something wrong?"

The scientist shook his head: "There are no psychological signs of lying. ”

"Okay," Mo Ming smiled slightly, looking around at everyone, "Maybe you're wondering if this machine is broken, then ......"

Mo Ming closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and reopened his eyes.

"I'm a scumbag Lolicon who will use little girls as the object of sexual fantasies. ”

"Drop-" The lie detector made a high-pitched sound.

"I'm an ordinary lolicon. ”

Be quiet.

"Huh?" Mo Ming frowned and repeated, "I'm an ordinary lolicon." ”

"Drip—"

"Well, that's right," Mo Ming nodded with satisfaction, pondered it, and added, "I sincerely think that all the women here, whether they are monsters, witches, or humans, are the most beautiful and touching temperaments I have ever seen. ”

Be quiet.

"I have ill intentions towards one of you here. ”

"Drip—"

"Although I think that all of you here are beautiful and moving, because you are too inferior to mere people, I have never thought of you from the beginning. ”

Be quiet.

"I'm a dishonest and unkind scumbag, a scumbag who often lies, deceives good and fears evil, and doesn't learn anything. ”

"Drip—"

"I want to leave you at the shrine for lunch, so it's time for a banquet. ”

Be quiet

"I'm not handsome at all. ”

"Drip—"

"I'm hungry. ”

Be quiet.

Mo Ming finally wiped her sweat and said with a smile: "Look, it turns out that this machine works, but it seems to be a little malfunctioning...... So, can you let me cook?"

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However, things don't always go according to Mo Ming's ideas, especially when the person who sings against him is Yakumo Zi.

"Looks like this machine is completely useless to this guy. Yakumo sighed.

The scientist nodded: "Indeed, this kind of technology is too backward, as long as a specially trained human can hide this rudimentary psychological detection." ”

"Is that so......" Yakumo hesitated slightly, "Do you want me to go to that ......?"

"Hey, don't be like this," Mo Ming said with a dry smile, "Everyone knows that I was joking just now, and it's not good to be serious." ”

"Ah, we want to see the limit of what you can do, after all, it's rare to see a big liar or something in Gensokyo. Yakumo chuckled.

It seems that Mo Ming washed away his lolicon title and won a new title.

After all...... Not everyone can easily deceive this kind of human polygraph...... At least it's rare to see in Gensokyo, which is known for its purity.

"I'd like to see it too," said Ibuki Senka, who realized that she had been tricked, and pursed her lips angrily, "what the limits of a human being, known for its cunning, can go." ”

"Ah, it's rare to have an old friend who supports me, then, although I don't want to see that guy myself......"

Suddenly opened, Yakumo purple disappeared.

Everyone looked at each other.

Mo Ming smiled dryly: "That...... I'm going to cook, huh?"

Shooting Pill Wen spoke: "What, don't you dare to deal with it?"

"Just kidding, what don't I dare, it's just that people are iron rice and steel, how can you not cook a few good dishes for a banquet. ”

"I'm here to wait, and I'm not in a hurry to cook. ”

After less than two minutes of chatting and farting, the gap opened again.

It's just that...... It wasn't the monster sage Yakumo Purple who came out of it.

Instead, a petite purple-haired girl with a fluttering skirt and a height that can only reach the level of a fairy.

"Mo Mingjun, farewell to the festival, I haven't seen you for a long time. Gu Ming Dijue said with a smile.