Maybe it's because she usually doesn't have a chance on duty, so Mei Hong took the opportunity to drink a lot of wine. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Boys and girls sat on the floor, in a circle, and took turns performing the show. Because there is no preparation in advance, the quality of the show is of course not mentionable, and it is just fun.

But it seems like they're all happy, so that's not bad.

It was almost time for lunch, and the witch of Hakurei went to cook, and the lady of the magician was very smug and mingled with the crowd.

I sat in the corner of the mat and ate refreshments.

This is a scene that I could not have imagined a year ago.

I've always wanted to go to school like a normal person, and that was even taken into account in the plans after the hijacking. If all went well, I would have been enrolled at Princeton University or the École Polytechnique de Paris in a new capacity, but I had strayed into such a mysterious place.

It's amazing that I saw scenes here that I had only seen in anime before. It was a good time for the students to go on outings, picnics, and laugh together.

It's completely different from what I've seen in my twenty years. In my world, there is only the dumping of interests, and the likes and hates are bound by other things, and they are too entangled.

Although I had many possibilities in my life, I eventually turned myself into a pure hedonist, so I was spared that kind of complicated path.

I know that there are many innocent people in this world, who can live a nourishing life without thinking about too complicated things, and don't always be bound by things they don't like and get stuck in the mud, even I am very yearning for this kind of life.

It seemed to be the people I knew.

Although I just sang a very bad song and I have no one to pay attention to now, I didn't worry at all and continued to eat my refreshments.

Because I know very well that if I go over and apologize to everyone, I can easily get understanding.

Temperance may be precious, but for me it is another pleasure to splurge it. Anyway, I've lived a decent life for twenty years, and it doesn't hurt to laugh and play around for the rest of the day.

The song just now did bring a lot of laughter to everyone, and it also significantly eased the stiff atmosphere. It's just a little sorry for that Hakurei's shrine maiden.,Inexplicably being made fun of by singing.,It's definitely causing trouble.,You should see the right time to apologize.。

Hmm, it's a bit idle. I feel a little bored when I'm free. What I'm most afraid of is boredom.

In the past, I was doing classified work in intelligence, but it was a highly classified profession. Each of my subordinates has an identity that can be shown in the sun, and so do I. At first, I was a trader in a financing company owned by the old man, and I was faced with a lot of numbers and curves all day long, and I got bored doing it. Later, I drew manga for another two months, but finally gave up the idea of becoming a manga artist because I was scolded by the editor for not having confidence. To be honest, I like this line of work, but I have a crippled hand and a myrrh doctor. Then I worked as a psychological counselor for another two months, during which I asked a famous psychology professor about a lot of knowledge in the field of micro-expressions through video chat, but the old man suspected that I was using my position to pick up girls, and finally was suspended. After that, it's the detective business. It's the job I've been doing for the longest and one of the few sources of fun I've had.

In fact, whether it is the work of a trader, cartoonist or detective, it is only a superficial freedom. Because I was too high-level and knew too much, I was ordered to keep myself safe.

So all that work is done indoors. It's the same with detectives. The client sends me enough information, I collate, analyze, and derive, and then arrive at a definite truth or many approximate truths. It seems that because the detective also happens to be able to exercise his ability to deal with intelligence, the old man did not stop me from doing this. Of course, he probably didn't expect that I would use this capacity to hire that group of mercenaries to hijack the plane.

Detective is a very interesting profession, and at first I was only scratching the surface. Compared with those famous detectives who have been famous for a long time, I probably have only one advantage - I have a big enough brain.

A large enough brain hole has the advantage that it can accommodate enough brain supplements. When the information is insufficient, I like to list all possible scenarios in my brain and then rule them out one by one based on further evidence or analysis.

It's a lot of fun. Yes, it's fun, not beneficial or practical. The only principle that supports me is probably my own interests, and I am very clear about this bad habit of myself.

I don't know if it was because of boredom or occupational diseases, so I began to look at the people in front of me.

The kid Barnyard Kitaka stretched out his head to look at the shrine from time to time, he must be worried about the current mood of the Hakurei witch, maybe he was struggling with whether to go in and comfort the girl. However, judging from his anxious expression and unconfident sitting posture, I am afraid that this kid still lacks the necessary courage.

Miyake and Sasaki were a little nervous. It's not so easy to attract a girl's attention. As a result, the two seemed to be talking loudly there, and what others could see in their eyes was probably only exaggeration.

Marisa and Mei Hong are fighting for wine...... These two don't seem to have much to observe. Looking at the wine bottles piled up next to me, I had to sigh, "It's all pure masters." I used to be a non-alcoholic person because of my job, so I had a bad amount of alcohol. Wait a minute...... Although I don't know Meihong's age, the young magician is still underage no matter how you look at it, right?

The big man Murakami echoed Miyake's discussion of life, while quietly paying attention to the circle of girls. To be precise, it's paying attention to Motoju's small bell. said that he was quietly paying attention, but in fact, he probably only felt that no one was aware of it. To be honest, I've come along the way many times and found that Honju always quietly distances himself from him when he takes the initiative to approach in the village, and it seems that this kid is still worried about his future.

Unlike a few smug boys, these girls seem to be very delicate. I noticed an interesting phenomenon, Ruri Fujii, Suzu Honju, and even Huiyin-sensei, who have been glancing at me from time to time since just now.

It seems that the trick of pretending to be pitiful has worked. Isolate yourself and then gain sympathy, haha, I'm a genius.

Originally, I was ready to go up and apologize, but now it seems that maybe I can continue to pretend to be pitiful. Kicking my nose and face or something is my forte. You don't want to be too gentle, okay? I'm a little uncomfortable.

Then, a girl named Suzu Motoi sat down next to me with a cup of tea.

I was a little surprised...... If this is the girl of the male protagonist of the raider to the galgame, maybe there will be a logo of favorability +1 above my head.。

"What's the matter, do you feel very wronged, inexplicable teacher?"

"Where, it's just the first time that people have lost their discipline in public, and it's a little uncomfortable. I lowered my eyebrows.

Honju Xiaoling pursed her lips and said, "It's too much, Teacher Mo Ming." ”

"Yes. I smiled slightly, this girl is not simple.

"It's the sage Yakumo Murasaki, right?"

"Oh?" I was surprised this time, "how so?"

"Hey, that ability to use space is Yakumo's signature, everyone knows this, right? At first, I was just scared by your explosive performance, but then I calmed down and thought about it, those things that appeared out of thin air were definitely not the work of you, a human being. Combined with the relationship between Yakumo Purple and the Hirori Shrine Maiden, as well as the dilemma of the Hirori Shrine Maiden's flushed face, the approximate context was guessed. ”

"You must have been caught by Yakumo Purple with some kind of pigtail, and as a sage-sama, I won't threaten you with my life. ”

"You little girl, it's really not easy. ”

"You're only a few years older than me, what kind of garlic are you pretending?" the girl glared at me dissatisfied.

"Haha, yes, I can't afford to mess with any of the girls in Gensukyo. "That's true.

Silent.

I could see that the girl in front of me seemed to be trying to comfort me.,But because of my personality, it turned out to be sarcastic.。

What is this girl thinking now? If I'm not mistaken, I'm probably looking for something, right?

Chatting with a beautiful girl instead allows the other party to find a topic.,I'm really a guilty man.。

But then again, that big guy Murakami over there, with eyes like knives, is he looking for me to wrestle ♂?

"How did you read the book that borrowed you that day?"

"Which book? I think I've borrowed a lot of books from you, right?"

Honju puffed out her mouth angrily.

"Oh-" I said, "you mean the novel you wrote?"

The girl was devoured by thunder.

"How do you know I wrote it?"

"Your expression betrays you. ”

The girl said dumbfoundedly: "Are you the monster in the Earth Spirit Hall who can read people's hearts?"

"Ahem. Obviously, it was just an ordinary romance novel, but you took the initiative to recommend it to me with that nervous expression, which made me a little nervous at the time, and I thought it was some kind of necromantic book or something. ”

"Ordinary ...... What about romance novels. ”

The girl seems to be a little dissatisfied with the word ordinary.

"What, do you need me to leave a review?"

"Uh-huh. The girl nodded.

"Overall a good novel. The encounter between the male protagonist as an ordinary human and the female protagonist as a monster impressed me very much. Then in the daily relationship, the male protagonist was moved by the innocence and kindness of the female protagonist, and launched the pursuit of the monster girl. ”

"Uh-huh. ”

"Don't 'um', do you have anything to say about the rest of the plot?"

"Why, are you dissatisfied with the tragic ending I wrote" Suzu Motoi raised an eyebrow.

"It's not that you're unhappy with your tragic ending......"

To be honest, this kind of love affair between people and monsters, the tragedy of the ending is almost doomed.

"What's wrong with that?"

"Judging by your description of the article, do you seem to want to portray the male protagonist into a mature, reliable and responsible character?"

"Well, yes, only this kind of boy can be worthy of that kind of girl. ”

“...... Oh, so that's what you thought. ”

"What the hell is going on?"

"I thought it was your deliberate depiction of youthful love, but it turns out that you don't think so. ”

"I don't understand what you're talking about. The girl was angry again.

"To put it simply, if you're going to portray a mature and responsible male protagonist, then it's a failure. The life of the male protagonist is fleeting for the heroine.,But the male protagonist is constantly pursuing the heroine in order to be able to respond to his feelings.,The female protagonist was so innocent at the beginning.,A pure girl who doesn't know anything.。 fell in love, and the tragedy that ended in the end was only due to the hero's selfish desires. ”

"It's not selfish desires, it's love!" the girl solemnly emphasized.

What a cute girl.

I wanted to reach out and rub the stubborn girl's head, but I gave up considering that this action was a bit ambiguous ♂.

"If he's really mature enough and responsible, then he should think a little bit more long-term. At the very least, you have to leave enough space to describe his entangled psychological activities, not the male protagonist in the article, who only took such a short time to cut off the obstacles of people and monsters and made up his mind to pursue the monster girl. ”

Honju pouted.

I looked at her and smiled and said, "If that male protagonist were me, I would first think about how to make myself have a way to live as long as a yokai, or, find a way to make a yokai a normal human." ”

I knocked the girl on the head.

Covering his head, he glared at me fiercely.

"It was an extremely selfish act for the short-lived to show love to the long-lived species, and he ignored the pain that the girl suffered during his endless life after death, and only thought about his happy time with his lover, so he was still just a young boy. ”

......

......

Honju sat back with tea in her hand.

It seems to be thinking about something.

Actually, the girl's work is very good. Moreover, like the male protagonist, who is desperate to pursue love or something, is actually more like a human being. Tragedy can always touch the depths of people's hearts, so the experience will be more profound.

Well, it's a bit boring again. Haven't the Shrine Maiden cooked yet?

But that's right, after all, taking care of so many people here, I'm afraid it will take a long time to cook.

Thinking of the job posting on the bulletin board in the village, I secretly held my chin, could it be that this witch is actually a master cook?

At the very least, it should be considered a foodie, otherwise there would not be such outrageous recruitment conditions as being able to cook fifty kinds of dishes.

What's next......

Let's keep playing with our brains.

When I'm fine, I like to make up some messy things, of course, provided that it's based on facts.

Let me think about what has been so far fun to open my mind.

......

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Suspicion 1. According to Hui Yin, she found me in the Enchanted Forest. I was in a coma. Question: Why didn't Huiyin leave the village during the months I stayed in the village, but Huiyin happened to go to the Enchanted Forest on the day I skydive? Why did I pass out while skydiving and didn't have my backpack on me?

Suspicion 2. The day I sneaked away but was attacked by a goblin, I was saved by my sister. Later, I thanked Mei Hong, and Mei Hong said that Hui Yin came to her to tell me that she was missing. Question: The time when Huiyin found Meihong should be Huiyin's class time, why did Huiyin, who has an old-fashioned personality, give up class and go to my room to confirm whether a strange patient is still obediently staying in the room to recuperate?

Suspicion three. I didn't have a life with Huiyinsu. Even one is a youkai and the other is a human. As a result, not only was my life saved twice, but I was also kindly provided with food and lodging, taken care of by many people, and even offered a job. Question: How can I receive this favor if I have never lived a life?

Suspicion four. Yakumo asked me to sing that shame-like song at the banquet. At the time, she said that only I could sing that song to achieve the best effect. It's obvious that Yakumo Murasaki wants to make fun of Hakurei shrine maidens, but I'm not very good at singing, not to mention that the song was originally sung by a female voice. Question: Why should I sing to achieve the best results?

Suspicion five. Micro-expressions. As to why I appeared in Gensokyo in a coma, I asked Huiyin a few times. As a result, I read the traces of lying in Huiyin's expression. Since it's unclear if youkai's facial muscles are the same as those of humans, I'm not sure if that's a sign of lying. But just now, when the human shrine maiden Hakuri Reimu appeared, covered in blood, she seemed to cast a gaze at me—the eyebrows were tilted, and the upper eyelids were lowered, representing a fleeting expression of sadness. If I'm not mistaken, then the question is: why is she sad?

Cause and effect require rigorous reasoning, and if the conditions are not comprehensive, only hypothetical analysis.

The answer to question 1 may be that Hui Yin happened to have some reason that she couldn't say at that time, and she had to go to the Enchanted Forest. And the second and third doubts can be answered with "Huiyin is actually a very gentle and kind monster". As for the fourth suspicion, maybe it's just that I'm thinking too much, and it is said that the sage's style of doing things can't be justified by common sense. Suspicion five, about micro-expressions, maybe it's just that I see it wrong, after all, I am not a doctor specializing in micro-expression psychology.

But...... Hehe, how could I be satisfied with such a simple answer?

Anyway, I'm idle and bored, and I'll slowly use my brain hole to make up a romantic love tragicomedy to have fun.