2008 Empress Eugenie

Palace of Versailles, Hall of Mirrors!

It was here again, in this favorite room of Napoleon III, that once again there was a dull and painful voice, and the guard at the door turned pale, he knew what was going on behind the door, but he did not dare to push open the door to persuade him.

Because at this moment Napoleon III was already going mad.

Napoleon III was not an alcoholic, nor was he addicted to drugs, and his main way of fighting pressure was his own strong will, which was characteristic of the Napoleonic family.

It was with willpower to stand up, so that he successfully survived prison and riots failed again and again...... It must be admitted that Napoleon III's ability to revive his uncle's empire was inseparable from his perseverance.

But there is always a day when people grow old, and no matter how powerful a king is, there will always be a moment when he is not energetic, especially in recent years, Napoleon III has felt more and more that the fortune of the country is not going well, and the pressure has smashed over like a mountain.

He was no longer the indomitable iron man of the past, and for the first time he felt his weakness.

What's even more terrifying is that in order to relieve stress, he chose to drink absinthe.

The absinthe of the 19th century did not have the scientific precision of later generations, and the absinthe of this era had strong hallucinogenic properties.

A special silver spoon is placed horizontally on top of the glass, a sugar cube is placed on top of it, and then it is grilled with a flame, and the melted sugar drips into the vermouth, allowing the hint of sweetness to soften the extremely spicy and pungent taste.

This is the devil's poison, a hallucinogen coveted by honey, the only way Napoleon III could relieve stress.

The table was a mess, and a few important telegrams were scattered on the ground, and they were shockingly full of information about the East.

Molière was cast alive in cement and became a kneeling statue trampled by thousands of people.

In Sri Lanka, the French warship that came to demonstrate was destroyed by a cannon shot of the Zhiyuan without any warning.

But this is not the end, when the combined fleet entered the Suez Canal, he dared to brazenly bombard the French colonies, and even sent the army to the land of the Middle East.Chinese

How disrespectful, this is a provocation to the French Chiguo!

However, he did not expect that the later issues of the telegram made the French emperor lose even the strength to curse, and the spies in Port Said were scuffled, the Maranta was seriously injured, and the Chinese and British soldiers forcibly attacked the harbor.

In the end, Counsellor Raku gave the Chinese an apology statement and compensated seven million gold francs.

Napoleon III had no strength to be angry, and his brain almost crashed when so many things happened.

"What did Xiao Lotian rely on, and why was he not afraid of French reprisals?" was the first time that Napoleon III doubted himself.

In the past, he thought that all Xiao Letian's madness was just self-defeating, and France had a way to crush this little bedbug.

But as time passed, he suddenly found that this enemy of the East was actually getting stronger and stronger, until finally he was strong enough to defeat Tsarist Russia!

"He's only been on the rise for a few years, how can he have such strength, what is he?"

After the war in the Far East, Napoleon's strong self-confidence began to waver, he may have really old age, his heart was not heroic, and he suddenly had a hallucination in the face of the aggressive Chinese.

"Xiao Lotian must be the incarnation of Attila, the king of the Huns...... Yes, yes, yes, he is the whip of God!"

"Hahaha...... This is the experience of history, Europe is whipped by Asian barbarians every few hundred years! The Hun king, the Mongols, and now there is another Xiao Letian......"

"Oh God, how many sins do we have, and why do you swing this whip from the East every time......

In the Hall of Mirrors, Napoleon III had fallen into the illusion of absinthe, and countless demonized cavalry units appeared before his eyes, all of which were twisted and hideous eastern faces, coming from the north with wind and thunder.

Cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of the guards outside the Hall of Mirrors, and they knew very well in their hearts that the more they knew about the ugliness of these big people, the more dangerous they became, what if His Majesty the Emperor killed him?

"God bless me, don't make a mess, don't make a mess while I'm on duty......"

Perhaps God really heard the prayers of these poor people, and in the faint light of the quiet late-night corridor, a few light footsteps sounded from afar.

The attendant turned his head to look, and by the dim candlelight he grew his mouth in surprise, "Oh! God forbid, Queen...... You're back!"

The guards could not hide the joy in their hearts, and it was none other than Napoleon III's empress Eugenie.

"Dear Empress, you are back...... everyone hurriedly bowed and saluted, and only then did people see that Empress Eugenie was still wearing a cloak for going out, she had just returned to Paris after a long journey, and had arrived here without even changing her clothes.

"What's the situation with Your Majesty, why don't you live in the Tuileries, why did you move to Versailles......

Who dares to answer this question, and there is no way to answer it, no one can say that the Tuileries Palace is the palace where you and your wife have lived for a long time, and the emperor should take advantage of your absence to change your taste.

In fact, Empress Eugenie knew this kind of thing, and in the last six or seven years, there had been a rift in the relationship between the husband and wife, and Napoleon III had several mistresses in Paris.

Nominally, during Empress Eugenie's visit to Scotland and Germany, in order to calm the current grim situation in Europe, in fact, the Empress just wanted to avoid this pervert in her heart, and would rather be in the bureau than see him again.

But husband and wife are husband and wife after all, even if the two have no feelings, they are also a community of interests, and now the situation in France is so erosive, she can't hide abroad to enjoy leisure.

Pushing open the door, a unique pungent smell of absinthe came out, and Empress Eugenie frowned, "God, why did you start drinking this kind of again!"

Before Napoleon III's eyes, thousands of Hun cavalry were killing him, screaming, hiding, and fighting in fear...... Wielding an illusory sword in his hand.

Just as he was about to be overwhelmed by the tide of cavalry, suddenly the sky was bright, and a beautiful angel descended from the sky and flew slowly towards him.

"Angel ...... The angel sounded the trumpet...... Help me, please save me!" Napoleon III pounced, he wanted to hug the beautiful angel, and he even wanted to suck the sweet milk on the angel's chest.

There was a crunch snap...... The angel was gone, and there was only an angry yellow-faced mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in front of him, and he woke him up from his hallucination with a round slap.

"Someone! Pack up your things and send your majesty back to the Tuileries Palace!