Chapter 64: The Precious First Kiss
Su Mei also woke up, and she looked nervously at the entrance of the crack: "Zhao Pu, is that thing your baby monkey?"
I shook my head, "It sounds a bit like it, you have to see it to know." ”
As soon as I got up to walk out, the squeaky kept coming in, and sure enough, it was my monkey-kun!
I'm rubbing, this guy is my natural nutritionist!
Su Mei was stunned when he saw the monkey holding the fruit, and it took a long time before he spoke: "Ouch! This little thing is quite cute! People also send you fruit, tsk, you can do it, Zhao Pu!"
I looked at Su Mei blankly, and for a while I thought I had heard it wrong, and everyone who had seen it before was silent, but I didn't expect that Su Mei would think it was cute!
The monkey looked at Nau Mei alertly and angrily, and it placed the fruit on the ground, stood up, waved its paws, and bared its teeth at Nau Mei in a threatening roar.
Su Mei was not afraid at all, she bent down and looked at the monkey with interest: "Tsk, I said that your monkey's eyes are very red!
Speaking of this, she picked up the iron pot and said in a sweet voice: "Little monkey, do you want to eat?
I was so impressed by her self-proclaimed aunt that I almost fell, and when Monkey-kun saw the food in the iron pot, his roar gradually subsided, but he still looked at Su Mei very alertly, and looked back at me from time to time, casting me an inquiring look.
This guy is so smart, I whispered to it: "Don't be afraid, this beautiful aunt won't hurt you, you can just take it and eat it!"
The monkey looked at her vigilantly for a long time, suddenly squeaked, jumped up quickly, and snatched the iron pot from Su Mei's hand, Su Mei was startled: "You slow down!"
The monkey took the iron pot away and quickly disappeared at the entrance of the crack, and Su Mei shouted angrily: "You bastard should return the pot!"
I comforted her and told her not to get excited, the monkey will return the pot back, in fact, I am not sure about this matter, after all, the monkey has never used the iron pot before, Su Mei had to sit back on her haystack, I gave her fruit to eat, this time the monkey still did not bring the black fruit over, which is a little regretful.
Su Mei bit the green apple and talked to me: "I heard Chu Hong say that you have a monkey, I didn't believe it at first, but I didn't expect this thing to be true!"
Speaking of this, Su Mei grunted: "Actually, you should consider marrying the monkey, and you can settle on the island in the future." ”
I just smiled at her joke: "If it weren't for this monkey, I guess I wouldn't have lived long on the island!"
I told me what I had experienced with the monkey, and Su Mei was so surprised that she forgot to eat the apple: "Oh my God! You are a master-apprentice combination! You actually joined forces to kill the wild boar and kill the python! Tsk, this is too legendary!"
Although it sounds a little ridiculous, it is indeed true, I don't know what Su Mei thinks, but I didn't hide it from her, except for the black fruit.
Su Mei clicked and ate the apple, eating it so crunchy, compared with Chu Hong's gentle eating, Su Mei was a little regretful about eating, but I was funny when I thought of it, her ugly appearance is my business? I don't marry her! Slow, why did I think of this? It's really tricky!
Monkey brought a total of seven fruits, five of which were green apples, and the other two were yellow with many fine scales on the surface.
Su Mei held the fruit and looked at the firelight: "This fruit looks so weird! ”
I can't care about so much! As long as the monkey gentleman brings it, I can eat it! So I picked one up: "Don't worry, the monkey and I are iron buddies, it won't take poisonous fruits, you just have to eat it, if you don't worry, I'll eat it for you!"
Su Mei laughed: "Okay! If you want to eat together, if you want to die, you will die together!" Come on, Xiao Zhao, let's bite together!"
After speaking, Su Mei took Huang Guo to her mouth, looking at her smiling face and shiny teeth in the firelight, I began to be in a daze again, Su Mei is too good-looking! I can't see enough! Why didn't I find out that a round-faced girl can be so beautiful before?
Suddenly I stopped: "Slow down the wrows, I have an idea! You have to listen before you eat the fruit." “
Su Mei looked at me with interest: "Okay, you say! I'll listen, but don't play with my brain, I can do karate!"
I hesitated for a moment, but still resolutely said: "Sister Su, before eating this fruit of uncertain life and death, I have a reluctant request, I hope you can agree to me!"
My heart beats like 10,000 horses galloping across the grassland, the nervousness makes it difficult for me to breathe, and my body trembles with excitement, in fact, my idea is also played on the spot, but the beauty is current, I don't play with my brains It's too disappointing!!
Su Mei smiled: "You should talk about it, I want to see what the content of your reluctant invitation is! Let me tell you Ha Zhaopu, your tricks Chu Hong told me, you kid is playing with tricks just to rub oil!"
I was shocked by this, I didn't expect Chu Hong to have developed to the point where I had nothing to talk about with her, so I began to hesitate, and Su Mei asked with a smile: "What?
I don't know why, a wave of pride rushed to my chest: "Okay! I don't care so much! Let me tell you the truth, I'm still a virgin!"
Su Mei was startled at first, and then burst out laughing, and I felt a little sorry for her laughter, I thought she was a little uncute like this.
Su Mei laughed for a long time, covered her stomach and fell on the hay exaggeratedly: "Zhao Pu, you want to laugh me to death! Hahahaha! Virgin! Are you a virgin and a lady have any relationship!"
"Of course it matters!" I said very seriously, in fact, my heart was very scared, I knew that I couldn't do it like this, but to be honest, if I didn't take advantage of the opportunity, am I still a man? Of course, I may be a little sorry for Chu Hong to do this, but she is not my girlfriend now, is my taboo too cruel to myself!
After rolling and laughing on the haystack for a long time, Su Mei finally eased up, she turned over and sat up, kept wiping her tears, and burst out laughing from time to time: "Hahaha! I want to die of laughter when I think of you saying this! Virgin! Hahaha! Of course you are a virgin! Stay with Chu Hong for so long, nothing has happened to you! Brother! I admire you! Of course you are a virgin, you will definitely be a virgin! Hahaha!"
"Please be serious! I'm telling you something very important! It's about my youth and my dreams!" I held up the fruit and smiled nonchalantly, and my wild laughter was a little embarrassing.
Su Mei struggled to control her smile and sat down on the haystack, she cleared her throat: "Okay! Zhao Pu, please speak, I'll listen to it!"
Although I tried my best to control my expression, I couldn't suppress the panic in my heart, and my hands trembled: "Since I was a child, my ideal is to give my precious first kiss to a beautiful and kind girl, she must make me willing, I will give her my first kiss, in this life and death time, I think it's time to make a decision." ”
Su Mei was stunned, and it took a long time to come to her senses: "Oh my God! Zhao Pu, I admire you! Really! I will obey you without supporting the wall! I will give you 10,000 likes! You can say this matter of rubbing oil so justifiably, you are the first person in ancient and modern times!"
In fact, I also admire myself very much in my heart, this on-the-spot performance is really amazing!
I tried my best to control my emotions: "Sister Su, at this moment of uncertainty about life and death, you must also be nervous, I guess you must have had your first kiss, right? If I give my first kiss, in fact, you are more cost-effective, even if you eat this poisonous fruit and die, you at least possess a simple boy's precious first kiss!"
"Hahahaha! Zhao Pu, you fool! You want to laugh the old lady to death!"
Su Mei smiled and leaned back and back, suddenly turned over and got up, grabbed my hair, I was taken aback, her head was pulled back by her, and before I could react, she kissed me on the face!
Hey, it's not a kiss at all, isn't it?