Zhihu: What is it like to be hit on the head with a stone while wearing a helmet?

Fang Lei didn't know if there would be such a strange problem on Zhihu, but if there was, Fang Lei thought that he was finally qualified to say a laxative.

Fang Ti was scared from the ground, only to feel that his head was a little buzzing, and his heart was pounding.

It's so fucking exciting, it's thanks to the helmet I bringed, otherwise I would definitely be opened by the primitives.

"Lewd development and don't wave, it's really a golden and jade good word. ”

Fang Ti took off the helmet with trepidation, and looked at the surface of the helmet, there was only a large trace of paint peeling on the surface, and the helmet itself was not cracked.

Pull open your trouser legs, and the two little red dots are fine.

"It seems that the physical fitness of primitive people is good, but it has not yet reached the level of non-humans. ”

Stroking the large piece of paint on the helmet, Fang Lei muttered to himself, probably having a guess in his heart about the strength level of the primitive man.

Immediately, Fang Lei's face showed an angry look:

"Brother Bad is also a character who can cross over, but he was bullied like this by a group of primitive people, which is too embarrassing for the face of the traverser. ”

Fang Ti wants to get back on the field!

If you don't get back to the field, you can't do it, in the vast primeval forest, that group of primitive people is probably their only information channel.

Thinking of this, the anger in Fang Lei's heart calmed down a lot, he sat on the bed, lit a cigarette, and began to analyze the situation in front of him:

"First of all, it's a foregone conclusion that I'm free to travel back and forth between Aqua Blue and the unknown world. ”

"But the place where I came down was in the primeval forest of another world, and it was basically impossible for me to survive alone in that kind of environment. ”

"So, what I want to do now is to integrate into those primitive people as soon as possible, or conquer those primitive people. ”

Fang Lei shook the soot and frowned:

"Whether it is integration or conquest, it is necessary to show its strength and value to the primitives...... So, what were primitive people afraid of?"

What were primitive people afraid of?

Almost when he thought of this question, Fang Lei had the answer in his heart, that is-fire and thunder!

In the age when Ru Mao drank blood, the blazing heat and light of the flames, and the loud sound of thunder, were undoubtedly something that all living beings feared.

Whether it is primitive man or beast, they have an instinctive fear of fire and thunder.

After all, for them, fire and thunder are, in a way, the power of the heavens, and only come to the world by chance. And when fire and thunder come, it brings death and despair.

Thinking of this, Fang Lei suddenly blinked, walked quickly to his computer desk, and said to himself while pressing the power button of the computer:

"Fire and Thunder ......"

"My purpose is not to kill people, but to deter the primitive people, and then learn about that other world from their mouths.

Even further, they may use their power to exploit the resources of that world......"

Airplanes.

The computer finally turned on, and Fang Ti flexibly entered a string of Chinese characters into the browser with both hands:

Where are the 10,000 firecrackers sold in the magic capital......

Firecrackers, this thing is a good thing that Fang Ti remembers vividly.

Don't say it's a primitive person, even if you throw firecrackers at a hairy man, he will panic.

10,000 firecrackers...... Fang Lei felt that it should be able to scare primitive people.

Even if you can't bluff, you can use their cover to return to the real world, and then find a way to the flamethrower.

"!"

The search results came out, and Fang Lei scolded angrily, there is no place to sell firecrackers in the huge magic capital.

However, this is a policy matter, and there is no way to do it.

In desperation, Fang Lei could only take a step back and search the area around the Demon Capital.

Fortunately, there are still such channels around the magic capital.

Glancing at the date in the lower right corner of the computer, Fang Ti pondered for a while, and finally sent a text message to the leader and asked for a few days off.

Then, Fang Ti booked a ticket and headed for the outside of the magic capital.

......

Jiangnan town, with white walls and gray tiles, has a Jiangnan style imprinted in the bones. The sunrise river flowers are red, and the spring river is as green as blue......

However, these have little to do with Fang Ti.

Taking advantage of the fact that the front desk was not paying attention, Fang Ti sneaked back to his room with all kinds of fireworks and firecrackers he had bought in advance.

Looking at the large number of things that had been prepared a long time ago, Fang Ti felt a little apprehensive in his heart.

When he was on the road during the day, Fang Lei suddenly sounded a question, he didn't test whether he could turn resources around two different worlds.

At that time, he was scared by primitive people, how could he have the time to think about these things.

"I hope all the best. ”

Fang Lei muttered to himself, and then the mark in his hand was suddenly activated by him, and the gray space passage appeared in front of Fang Lei's eyes.

Fang Lei took a deep breath and pushed the small cart towards the space passage.

After the gray in front of Fang Lei's eyes disappeared, Fang Lei was pleasantly surprised to find that he and the little cart had successfully arrived in the other world!

"You actually came with me! And it seems like the last time I left. In other words, I can enter the Atlas from anywhere in the real world, and the place I entered is the same place I left last time!"

Fang Lei stood in place, looking at the familiar scenery and the small cart that was still held in his hand, and the whole person became excited.

The two worlds shuttle not only themselves, but also the resources that they can move! I am really going to be developed! The two worlds in the novel are not a dream!

However, Fang Lei still suppressed his excitement, because the other world at this moment was also night, and the two moons were suspended in the sky, which could be said to be a strange scene that Fang Lei had never seen before.

Of course, Fang Ti doesn't have the heart to see any scenery now.

In the black-lit primeval forest, there may be some hidden danger. What I have to do now is to prepare as soon as possible in this place with a wide field of vision, and then take on the primitive tribe alone.

Plate them!

Thinking of this, Fang Ti quickly took action.

One by one, the batteries were removed from the trolley, as were many other props.

Fang Lei, who has tried it in the hotel for a long time, can be said to be handy for these messy things in front of him.

After a while, Fang Ti was fully prepared.

After carefully putting on the helmet, Fang Ti took out a large horn from the mess of supplies......

Well...... He bought the horn from an older sister when he was passing by a fruit stand.

Looking at the dark cave in the moonlight, Fang Lei took a deep breath and pressed the switch on the megaphone.