Chapter 240: Love Saint Richard
Ye Fan and Rachel hugged each other and slept together, and Richard, as a single dog, could only sleep alone, but fortunately, the two people next door did not make much movement, and escaped from the tomb, the three of them were exhausted and quickly fell asleep.
Early the next morning, Ye Fan got up to fish, Richard yawned, watched Rachel tidy up the tent on the side, and couldn't help but joke, "When did our Rachel sister become a good wife and mother?
"I haven't touched him yet. Rachel smiled, "I've had many chances to have something happen to him, but unfortunately they were all rejected by this wooden man!"
"What, don't tell me, you were together last night and didn't do anything!" Richard stared at Ye Fan who was fishing, and said, "He's going to touch you, it's a beast, I admire you! Since he doesn't touch you, a big beauty!
"Hehe, so he's a special person, you're all inferior to him!" Rachel made a bonfire, while on the other side, Ye Fan had already skewered the fish he had grasped and was ready to make a barbecue with little wind.
The aroma of the grilled fish spread, and Richard was already so hungry that he was growling at this time, "Ye Fan! Your craftsmanship is really not covered! Without Renhe seasoning, this fish can be grilled so deliciously by you!"
"The freshest ingredients only need the simplest cooking method!" Ye Fan quietly pretended to be a B, "Richard, have you thought about it? In the future, will you be a lone ranger, or will you join the dragon tribe? Before joining, we will first make three chapters of the law, so as not to have conflicts in the future." ”
"You talk about the conditions first!" Richard is not the kind of three-year-old Xiaohao, and Ye Fan does not have the so-called domineering spirit, the two must see if these conditions can be accepted by the other party.
"First, you can't rely on your mercenary status and strength to bully others; second, firearms and equipment must be hidden in front of the Zunlu people, so that wealth does not leak out; third, you can gather and disperse, you will not fail me, I will definitely not fail you!"
"It's that simple?" Richard looked at Ye Fan in confusion, "I thought you were going to sign some unequal treaty with me and let me be your slave!"
"Have you read too many novels? Ye Fan couldn't figure out the brain circuit of this white man, in his eyes, now Richard is obviously a comic.
After a brief meal, the three of them continued to look for a way back to the Dragon Tribe, Rachel looked around and said, "We should be on the other side of the desert island at the moment, if we go through the jungle, I don't know if there will be danger, the safest way is to go back along the coastline..."
"God! This is going to be the Year of the Monkey! Time is money, it's life! I want to spend more time on picking up girls, oh no, building a tribe!" Richard was speechless, almost saying what he really thought in his heart.
"I warn you Ang, there are certain things that you are willing to do, you don't want to become a QJ in the end! I won't show mercy to my subordinates when the time comes!" Ye Fan felt that this guy was not only a tease, but also a lover, when others came to a desert island, they would be nostalgic for everything in the city, only Richard, thinking about how to pick up girls, and then multiply.
"Strong, this method is not what romantic France likes to use!" Richard said at this time by holding Ye Fan's shoulder, "To be honest, buddy, are you not good in some aspects? If I were on a desert island, maybe I would have created a nation!"
"!" Ye Fan scolded with a smile, "What you created must be a comic tribe!"
"I'll care about him! Anyway, it's all a nation!"
The three of them talked as they walked, and the road was also interesting, and Richard's mouth seemed to be a perpetual motion machine, and he kept chattering.
"help!help!help!" As the three of them continued on their way, a cry came from the forest, and the voice was still a woman, which excited Mr. Richard, who was determined to create a comic group!
"Ye Fan, you have Rachel! This person will let me be included in the boudoir and become the patriarch of the creation of the Combi clan!"
"Ahem, please, please!"
As soon as the words fell, Richard had already rushed over, and soon brought back a pair of sisters and brothers, and he and the sister were in love with each other, plus the hero saved the beauty just now, and his good feelings suddenly increased.
"Beautiful young lady, why do we meet on a desert island? Richard greasy took the sister's hand and kissed it, "Let's move forward for a better tomorrow!"
"This gentleman, it's so..."
"Greasy!"
Anyway, Richard is the lifesaver of the siblings, and the older sister is not so obvious, but the younger brother is obviously a little disgusted with Richard, especially when he sees him kissing his sister's hand.
"Ye Fan, can these two people be brought to the tribe?" Richard pinched Ye Fan's shoulders at this time, his face full of flattery, "You see this is my first love, you can't just ruthlessly deprive it, right?"
"First love?" Ye Fan glanced at Richard, "Why do you estimate that X has several times more experience than me, and you still have your first love?"
"Hehe, this is the first love on a desert island, you know a hammer!" Richard said with a smile, with a shameless attitude of being invincible in the world, "Maybe I can get rid of my virgin body on the desert island tonight!"
"Okay, okay, you make your people, but don't scare other people's brothers!"
Ye Fan coped with a few sentences, and then asked the two siblings, "Hello, my name is Ye Fan, this is Rachel and Richard! We were shipwrecked before, and we are survivors, how did you two come here?"
"My name is Mo'er, this is my brother Hui Zai!" the sister said, "Our sister and brother were originally on vacation, and the sightseeing boat hit the reef for some reason, and there were other people on board, but I don't know what happened to them..."
"Hey, can you help us get out of here?" said Hui Tsai, yelling, "We're tired and hungry now, and we just ran into a wild beast!"
Mo'er pulled Hui Zai, apparently realizing that her younger brother was good and thorny, and he was not easy to get along with.
Ye Fan looked at Richard, who also felt a little embarrassed when he looked at his future brother-in-law, "This little brother, you have to learn to be polite, understand? The desert island is not a zoo opened by your family, in the eyes of those beasts, you are canned luncheon meat!"
"My dad has money! When I get out, I'll give you the money and I'll be done!" What kind of big-tailed wolf is here!" Hui Zai said disdainfully.
"Rest in place, replenish food, and don't leave today!" Ye Fan was angry, plus the three of them had just escaped from the tomb, and their physical condition had not yet recovered to the best, so he made a decisive decision.
"Brother Ye Fan, Sister Rachel, Richard... In fact, Hui Tsai is a kind child, but his temper is a little bad by our family, please don't mind..."Mo'er took advantage of Hui Tsai's peeing time to apologize to everyone.
"It's normal for you to not be able to speak! Hehe, Mo'er, why don't we go talk at night?"
Listening to Richard's words of the tiger and wolf, Mo'er's little face turned red, and Rachel immediately relieved the siege and said, "Chasing girls has to pay true affection, not just relying on a pair of skins and a broken mouth! Friend, are you too anxious?"
"Ahem, I'm in a hurry to establish a comic tribe!" Richard's face was not red and his heart was not beating, "Miss Mo'er, would you like to build a nation with me?"
"I don't want to..."
Hui Zai came back from peeing, and saw Richard's gloomy expression, after all, this guy was his savior, so he asked, "What's wrong with this guy? Did you take the wrong medicine? So quiet?"
Ye Fan held his stomach and snickered at this time, "The first love on the desert island comes and ends quickly, hahaha! Richard, it's okay! How many first loves can go to the end?
"Get out of here, are you still a friend?" Richard looked at Ye Fan and Rachel with resentful eyes, "Can you two comfort me, don't you know why I've been frustrated?"
"Excuse me... Is he mentally abnormal..."Mo'er saw Richard directing and acting himself, and it was a little difficult to accept.
"No, no, no, this is a desert island love saint!"