Chapter 1: I was recognized by the "system" as my father
Huaxia country, Jindu.
"I'm so sad, this is not the kind of result I wanted, the result..."
Sad songs resounded in a somewhat old rental house.
"Holy, this damn fat guy set my phone alarm to this thing. ”
Jiang Yihuan muttered while rubbing his temples.
Last night, several of Jiang Yihuan's friends helped him celebrate his birthday at the age of twenty-four.
And Jiang Yihuan, as the protagonist of this birthday party, was naturally drunk by everyone.
"Ding, congratulations on the success of the Baba binding system. ”
"System loading... 1%... 2%... 3%... 4%... Uh, too slow. Skip... 99%... 100%”
Jiang Yihuan just heard this, and his stiff brain instantly cleared up.
"What bindings, what systems?"
Jiang Yihuan immediately thought of the gold finger system in the online novel he had read at this moment.
"System? This means that you are about to reach the pinnacle of your life!"
Jiang Yihuan thought of this mouth, and he was almost grinning to the root of his ears.
"Seems a little wrong? I just heard someone call Dad, and what the hell is it that the loading system is too slow to skip?"
At this moment, Jiang Yihuan realized that there was a little girl who was about three or four years old standing next to his bed.
A pair of shiny little eyes stared at Jiang Yihuan without blinking, and his fat little face was full of innocence.
And his mouth continued to mumble something, as if he was trying to remember something.
"The big guy baba cultivation system has been loaded, please baba..."
"Wait... What's the same thing? What is it? The system is the system, why is there a whole girl coming out?"
Jiang Yihuan collapsed a little, and other people's systems appeared directly in his mind.
appeared in the system by himself, but he was a living person, and he was still a beautiful little girl like a porcelain doll.
What's even more depressing is that this little girl calls herself father.
"I'm dripping, I'm still a virgin. Where's the girl?"
Jiang Yihuan's face was full of depression, and he looked up to the sky and sighed.
The little girl felt Jiang Yihuan's disbelief, and jumped on the bed.
Peeled off Jiang Yihuan's shirt and exposed his back.
A lifelike tattoo of a cow's head appeared.
"Only my poop will have this cow head tattoo, so you are my poop. What's that, you just accept your fate!"
The little girl seemed to think that such a poop was very interesting, and couldn't help but joke.
"I'm Nima... Who tattooed it for me, when did you tattoo it? I can't tell you about this!"
Jiang Yihuan didn't believe in evil and stretched out the mirror to his side.
Twisting his neck vigorously, he finally caught a glimpse of the bull's head tattoo out of the corner of his eye.
This time I was completely confused.
"Little sister, you must be mistaken. I'm not your poop, what's your name? ”
Obviously, Jiang Yihuan still doesn't believe it, and he has an extra daughter for no reason.
"Baba, you've miscalculated your seniority. My brother can't make poop. ”
The little girl said with a serious face.
"Poof..."
Jiang Yihuan only felt that a mouthful of old blood was about to spurt out, what is this.
I'm asking her who her parents are, and she's talking to you about seniority in a serious way.
The point is that you can't argue with a little girl.
So Jiang Yihuan decided to send this little girl to the police station at this moment, and trouble our police Shu Xiao.
As soon as this idea came out, it was the beginning of Jiang Yihuan's real madness.
Sent to the police station, the police officer Shu Huang also agreed to help.
But as soon as she got home, the little girl didn't know when she ran out and followed her.
sent to the police station three times in a row, but there was no way to get out of the clutches of the little girl.
So much so that I feel a little embarrassed to trouble others again.
Jiang Yihuan gave up, and then remembered what kind of system it was.
Puzzled, he said, "What is the big guy baba cultivation system you are talking about?"
"Well, I'm going to train Baba to be a big guy. ”
The little girl tilted her head, her eyes full of doubts, whether this poop was stimulated by herself.
"What's the starter pack for that?"
Jiang Yihuan was speechless for a while when he saw the little girl's expression, and then asked.
"yes, I almost forgot. ”
The little girl patted her head and said suddenly.
Jiang Yihuan only felt a little cold in his back, and the loading system was too slow, so he skipped it when he said it, and the newbie package could be forgotten.
This little girl, why does this system feel a bit cheating.
At this moment, the little girl walked towards Jiang Yihuan and took off his clothes again to reveal the cow head tattoo on his back.
Jiang Yihuan's face was full of black lines at the moment, and he was stripped of clothes by a little girl who was only a few years old at every turn.
Whoever can calm down.
"Baba, follow me. ”
Then the two disappeared in an instant, and then appeared in a white world.
Jiang Yihuan only felt that it was dark in front of him, and then it was bright again.
Rubbing his eyes, he saw a spring flowing turbulently, and there was a faint white mist on the water surface.
Through the white mist, a green lotus could be faintly seen swaying gently.
Not far from the shore, there is a towering ancient tree standing proudly.
The ground beneath his feet was a rare black dirt.
At this time, I saw the little girl holding a lotus leaf, and the lotus leaf contained a little spring water.
"What kind of place is this, what kind of spring is this?"
Jiang Yihuan said patiently and curiously.
"This place is the Shennong Ancient Realm, and this is the spiritual spring water, drinking it is good for all animals and plants. And there is not the slightest side effect. ”
The little girl said very confidently.
"Shennong Ancient Realm?"
Jiang Yihuan took the lotus leaf in disbelief, hesitated for a moment and drank it in one gulp.
Lingquan went down to his stomach, and Jiang Yihuan felt warm in his stomach.
In a moment, the warm current filled the entire body, and the spirit was instantly raised to the extreme, and the state of hangover disappeared completely.
And I feel like I have an inexhaustible strength.
Some waved their hands excitedly.
When the two are back in the real world again.
Jiang Yihuan looked at this little girl who couldn't get rid of it, but was cute. The slight resistance in my heart gradually disappeared.
But when I thought about going back to my hometown tomorrow.
Jiang Yihuan only felt that his head was big for a while...
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Next.
"Hurry up, hurry up, the car is going to drive a bird..."
The bus to the village stops at every stop, which is really uncomfortable.
It would have taken almost an hour to drive for half an hour.
Jiang Yihuan sat on the bus home, looking at the bulging and pink little girl doll beside him with a curious face, looking at everything around her with curiosity.
The countryside after the rain has its own unique atmosphere.
And Jiang Yihuan's soft face had a hint of crying and laughing.
The car drove on a bumpy road, and every passenger was like riding a roller coaster.
Hold on to whatever you can.
Especially in the last row of seats, a bump can fly directly.
After nearly half an hour of rollercoaster ride, the bus drove to a junction.
The driver stopped the car, turned his head and pulled his neck and shouted: "Sanli Village has gotten off, and the station is non-stop." Hurry up. Hurry up. ”
Jiang Yihuan picked up the little girl sitting on his body, quickly got up, and prepared to get out of the car.
But I heard someone muttering quietly.
"How can there be young people in this Sanli Village who go back, poor like a ghost-like place. ”
Jiang Yihuan shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly, his village is famous for being poor.