Chapter 147: Learn to howl a wolf
"Naturally, don't be idle these days, and the next work has nothing to do with me!" Uehara Sorumi winked at me, it seemed that I was going to take the lead in this matter again.
When we got back to the camp, we were all puzzled, and she didn't explain why, and it wasn't until after dinner in the evening that she told us what to do next.
"Everyone should know how to howl, right?" asked Uehara Sorumi, looking at us big men.
A few of us looked at each other, and the question was a bit awkward.
If the answer is yes, we men will definitely be forced to learn wolf howling in front of everyone, just imagine a few five big and three thick old men squatting in front of everyone to learn wolf howl, what a crotch thing.
"Don't be shy~ Since you don't want to be hungry, you have to sacrifice the face of your male compatriots~" Uehara Sorumi was happy that she had found a reluctant reason.
I shook my head helplessly, pouted my ass and sat on the ground with the wolf, put my hands in front of me, cleared my throat, and then stretched my neck to the sky is the miserable wolf howl of my life.
And after I did this, everyone seemed to be laughing, and they couldn't stop laughing.
"Hey, hey, what's so funny!" I rolled my eyes in dissatisfaction.
"Hahahaha, Onesan, I asked you to learn how to howl, and I didn't let you learn its movements, oops, you're such a genius......" Uehara Sorumi burst into tears and laughed.
Fuck, all the face is red.
"I said you guys don't laugh so happily! I can hide from the first year of junior high school, but I can't hide from fifteen, hurry up, Jiang Wenhao, the next one!" I raised my fist and punched Jiang Wenhao next to me.
This kid can be regarded as acquaintance, so he withdrew his laughter, and then pretended to scream, with a hint of laughter in the "wolf howl".
After shouting, he smiled and looked at Ji Bo below him.
All the men learned to howl the wolf, and the originally serious sheep mending drill was completely interpreted by our group of men into a wolf howling hilarious party.
After Uehara Sorumi stabilized his emotions, he wiped the tears that came out of his laughter and said to us: "Let's practice wolf howling tomorrow!
"Where to go in the forest?" I vaguely understood Niko's strategy.
"Naturally, it's not the piece of fruit we put on, remember, you must avoid that piece of forest, otherwise our efforts will be in vain, all you have to do is to go to the forest five hundred meters away from the target place and roar loudly. In five days, let's go to the place where we put the fruit and see what happens!"
After Uehara Sorumi explained, I naturally understood what was going on.
Quite simply, since goats have habits, they will not go to the meadow that they were attacked before, but what if other locations are also threatened?
I can't tell.
If the wolves are howling in other locations, then the goats will naturally move to graze somewhere else, but if there are wolves howling all around, then they will go back to grazing.
At that time, only the place where their head sheep was killed before did not have a wolf howl, and they will naturally come to this area to survive under the leadership of the new head sheep.
Although this is a good idea, it is inevitable that there will be some wasted voices.
"But we are human beings, if we really learn to howl wolves, will these goats really be fooled?" Jiang Wenhao asked a very critical question.
It's really a conundrum.
And I didn't answer them directly, but took the opportunity to say go to the toilet, and when I was leaving, I squeezed my eyes at Uehara Sorami, and this quirky girl naturally understood what I meant, and nodded with a smile.
This made Luo Shijing angry, and she stood up and stopped looking at me.
Naturally, I didn't really go to the toilet, but carefully burrowed into the dirt hole......
"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho~"
The night was very bright, and everyone was waiting for Uehara Sorumi to answer their pretending wolf howl, when suddenly there was a sinister laughter from the dirt hole behind them!
Wu Qian hid behind Luo Shijing in a frightened voice and hugged Luo Shijing tightly.
Everyone was also very vigilant looking at the soil cave, Wang Jie and Yu Lingfei had already picked up the guy.
"Where is Qin Ming! Where did Qin Ming go? Why hasn't the person who went to the toilet come back yet?" Luo Shijing looked back at my location and found that I was not by the fire!
Everyone was staring at the door of the cave in fear, but at this time, I, as the core of the stable lineup, went to the toilet, which made everyone a little helpless.
Seeing that the effect had been achieved, Uehara laughed out loud.
"You Nizi is really insane! There must be something in this dirt hole, and you are still in the mood to laugh here!" Jiang Wenhao was so frightened that his hands trembled at this time.
And Luo Shijing was still very scared at first, but after listening to Uehara Somi's laughter, she also reacted to what was going on, and sat down again with great relief.
"Onesan, don't make trouble, it's almost okay~"
And now I came out of the hole in the earth very naturally,
Everyone's faces first changed from fear to surprise, and then slowly stretched their faces, and they all laughed suddenly.
Jiang Wenhao and Ji Bo were still confused: "What the hell is going on?"
"You still don't get it?"
At this time, I learned the laughter in the earth cave just now, and laughed twice, but the two guys still looked at me with a blank face.
I'm speechless.
"It's very simple! I'll just ask you if you're much smarter than goats?" said Uehara Sorami as she looked at Jiang Wenhao.
The kid looked embarrassed at this time, and replied very reservedly.
"If you think about it, we humans are afraid of unknown creatures, even if they are learned by humans, so will these animals carefully consider whether they are really wolves in that kind of crisis?"
Ji Bo slapped his thigh and immediately understood!
"It turns out that Qin Ming personally demonstrated it just now!No wonder~ I understand!"
I shook it helplessly, Ji Bo is a thief in terms of human sophistication, but he is a little inferior in terms of overall planning and strategy......
After everyone understood the reason, they all gave a thumbs up to Uehara Sorami.
This girl is very useful, but it hurts us old men, and tomorrow we have to practice a day's wolf howl.
"But does it take a day to learn this wolf howl? What a simple thing!" Jiang Wenhao couldn't help but roll his eyes after knowing the reason,
"You're embarrassed to say it! You didn't understand Qin Ming's demonstration just now, your IQ is the same as that of a goat! You learn it again**I'll listen!" said Uehara Sorami limped and pinched her waist.
Jiang Wenhao helplessly half-squatted on the ground and "snorted" again, making everyone laugh, this Nima is a wolf, just a husky~