Chapter 839: The Salted Fish has turned over, but it is still a salted fish
Mei Hong landed quickly, and just as I expected, she also had a pair of dog ears on her head.
"No, no, no, no...... Right now...... Oh, you've already started researching it......" Mei Hong looked at the group of people who were almost illegally assembling here, "have you found any way, big guys?"
"No, I just think that this sudden change may have something to do with this strange smell in the air. "Although this change is sudden, I have to say that this group of chicks looks like they are wearing animal ears...... Great! My beast girl finally has a place to use!hahahahahaha.
"I see, I said it didn't taste right. With a loud bang, a figure suddenly emerged from the earth, startling us, "So have you found the source of this smell?"
"Yo, Youxiang, you're here too?" It wasn't until the dust settled that we could see clearly which kind of brother this one appeared like a native grandson, and what made Yonglin and Zi completely unacceptable was that the fox ears that grew out of Yuxiang's head were not the fox ears that they expected to symbolize the treacherous and cunning, but the cat ears that symbolized the quirkiness, "Not yet, we are planning to ......"
"Why aren't you actually a fox ear!" Purple suddenly jumped behind Yuxiang like crazy, and grabbed the two cat ears on Yuxiang's head hard, "I'm pulling, I'm pulling! I must have hidden the fox ears!"
Purple is crazy behind Youxiang, and those of us who can see Youxiang's face are all silent, the crossroads on Youxiang's face are almost as many as the Golden Arches Restaurant, it seems that Youxiang is not old enough to be cunning is really a huge blow to Zi, but this is not beyond my expectations, in my consciousness, I am an old treacherous and cunning, Purple is an old treacherous and cunning, Yonglin is an old treacherous and cunning, and the moon night is an old treacherous and cunning, but Youxiang is really not counted.
"......" At this moment, I really want to say a word to Zi, let her prepare early, and hurry up to buy a cemetery, otherwise it will be too late, but after all, alas...... I'm still too soft-hearted, how did I become a virgin who even ants can't bear to step on to death?" "Yuxiang, calm down, if you still want to remove those useless decorations from your head, and don't want others to think that you have a hobby of anal plugging, listen to me calmly first. ”
"Oh, yes. Yuxiang grabbed the purple fox's tail and threw it out of the lost bamboo forest, "Say, I'll listen." ”
"We're all here, so we're going to check the places where we haven't gotten the exact news now, Yonglin, you take someone to see the deeper part of the Lost Bamboo Forest, Youxiang, you go to Youdingtian to take a look, remember not to make trouble, you don't want to be entangled endlessly by a shaking M." "Yuka is Shake S, yes, but sometimes, Shake S and Shake M are not the best partners, on the contrary, the phase of Shake S and Shake S will be quite good," Sister Hong, you go to Youkai Mountain to take a closer look, especially the location outside the management of Tengu. ”
"You say the territory of the kappa and the gods? "Sister Hong took off again and called back.
"Al, you take Little (9) to the underground, Letty, you too. I looked at the people around me again, "Well, I'll go to the Red Devil Pavilion and ...... Yakumo Murasaki, why haven't you come back yet!"
"It's coming, it's coming, what's urging......" Yakumo Zi fell from the sky with a thunderbolt, his whole body was black, "Damn, people can be struck by lightning if they are unlucky, I'll go to the Enchanted Forest, okay?"
"Then don't go quickly. I turned around and walked into the house, "Wenwen, Lingxian, Little Devil, change your clothes, let's leave in five minutes, Al, pull Little (9) out of the training room." ”
Back inside the house, we deliberately grinded until everyone including Al and Little (9) left, and we didn't start moving.
"Change into casual clothes, don't be so formal, remember, bring your camera, we're going to the Red Devils this time to get down to business." "The mutation is a small matter, and it can be solved at any time, but why do you think I chose to go to the Red Devil Pavilion by myself? That's the Red Devil Pavilion!" "Wenwen, today you are the main force, remember, grasp the timing of the shooting, Lingxian, you are responsible for covering, little devil, you and I will attract their attention. ”
"Understood!" three voices echoed from three positions.
I took off my chaos uniform, changed into a casual outfit, jeans, a black T-shirt, a leather jacket, black leather sneakers, black leather gloves, black sunglasses, and lit a cigarette pouch and put it in my mouth...... Huh? You ask me what I'm wearing in my jeans? Do you need to ask? Of course it's ***...... What? Isn't it cold to wear *** in winter? What are you kidding, I'm a thong with mink! You know? Mink! Do you have any money to wear mink pants?
"That...... Has anyone seen my socks?" Wenwen asked suddenly.
"Socks, which socks?" I asked casually, scraping off the sesame sauce from my leather jacket with my fingernails.
"I haven't seen the pair of fishing nets in a long time. The sound of Wenwen rummaging through the cabinets came from next door, "And my garter belt is also missing, has anyone seen it?"
"Uh...... Actually, I used it to wear it. The little devil poked his head out of his room, "I'm sorry. ”
"Isn't it? We're not the same heights! How did you put it on?"
"Uh...... Actually, our legs are the same length, but my upper body is shorter. ”
"What you mean is that I am good at my upper body!"
"Alright, alright...... Is it necessary to argue about this kind of thing? Look at how I am? My upper body is longer than my lower body!" The conversation between Wenwen and Xiao Mo simply hurt my internal organs, and I'm really sorry that I'm short! Don't you see that the first world heavyweight king of KA back then, 'Jet' Binny Yuquidez, was only a 1.61 meters! Mission Impossible Tom Cruise is only 1.73 meters, what's wrong with me 1.73 meters? Even if I wear height-increasing shoes, I don't look tall? Why should I be discriminated against!
“...... I'm sorry. Wenwen and Little Devil stopped arguing, and each bowed three times to me, as if they were saying goodbye to a corpse.
"Lord Qin, be strong. Lingxian patted my neck gently, oh, this is already my only cure, the rivers and lakes are unpredictable, the sinister hearts of the rivers and lakes are unpredictable...... "You will find out one day, you can only find three people who are one meter seven, and you can find thirty people who are one meter eight, Brother Cheng is one meter six or seven and a half, and you didn't see the result of forcibly opening the harem?"
"Poof!!" I spurted out a mouthful of old blood and fell to the ground.
Dozens of minutes later, I was rescued, Wenwen had already taken back his special suit from the little demon, well, it was indeed tempting, and ......
"Why are we already at the Red Devil Pavilion?" The dark red walls around it, the dark non-reflective floor tiles, and the blood dripping from the roof by throwing knives, everything tells me that this is the Red Devil Pavilion, so why is Misuzu nailed to the roof? and it looks like she has been disemboweled?"
"Because I suddenly discovered that in this near-death state, I can speed up the fusion with the dragon god Reverse Scale. Misuzu's corpse on the ceiling suddenly spoke, startling me, "It's just that I didn't plan to be so extreme, about me being nailed to the ceiling and being nailed to the ceiling, and disemboweling, cutting off the internal organs, and bleeding or something, it was all done by Miss Sakiya." ”
"So you can't die like this now, isn't that good?" Misuzu's blood dripped all over my face, and I stuck out my tongue and licked it, well, it's a little salty, and Misuzu is half a dragon now, will I become a second MR after I drink Misuzu's blood. "Eh, why are you bleeding from your head, hey, it looks like you're bleeding from your buttocks, do you have hemorrhoids?"
"No, today I suddenly grew cat ears and cat tails inexplicably, so I was cut off by Miss Sakiya under the pretext of bad morals. It seems that Misuzu was also affected, but she was forcibly treated, "By the way, why did you get sent here unconscious? You've been lying here for three hours." ”
"It's nothing, it's a little irritated, don't care. Shaking my head, I was about to sit up from the bed, but I found that my hands and feet, neck, chest, waist and abdomen were all tied to the bed, the kind of bed that I had seen in the movie to bind the mentally ill, and my state coupled with the more terrifying-looking Misuzu on the roof, made me faintly think of Silent Hill, "Why am I tied here?"
"That's not the point, don't you think your pants are a little loose?" Misuzu said with a strange expression, "and if you feel it carefully, you must still have the taste of the sea in your mouth." ”
"! Where did Gensokyo come from...... Hey, hey, hey, no!" I didn't react at first, but then I was shocked, "Damn, what the hell has happened in the last three hours I've been fainting!"
"Do you really want to know?" Misuzu's expression changed continuously, and finally changed to an expression of 'Of course I chose to forgive them', "Your wife, wife, and secretary have been cool for forty minutes." ”
...... "I was wheeled X, I was wheeled by my big, medium and small three wives and lay in a big groove!"
"Big guy, do you look at me like this, like you can stop others?" Misuzu looked at herself and smiled ambiguously at me, "And in that case, I can't be so confused, okay? Although I haven't had a boyfriend, haven't I ever eaten and never seen it?" ”
"I know why you're being nailed here, you deserve it!" I was angry, but I was a little uneasy, "I ask you, no one is bored enough to pee in my mouth!"
"You can rest assured that I didn't even blink an eye from beginning to end, so I can be sure that there is absolutely none. Misuzu's words made me want to go up and stab her twice, "You don't seem to be very happy?"
"Nonsense!" I jumped from the bed to the ground and tidied up my pants, mink thong cotton pants are a little sticky and uncomfortable, "I'll go find a place to take a shower first, and then I'll clean you up!"
Pushing open the door, I was really placed in the basement, and only the environment in the basement would be like that, dressed up, and swore to the bathroom under the gaze of the idle fairy maids of the Red Devil Pavilion, and then, three signals were detected in the bathroom, I knew that my chance for revenge had come, dare to let me taste the taste of the sea, and today I will also let you Jia connoisseurs know what the aroma of malt is!
Two hours passed, I came out of the bathroom in a well-dressed manner, gently closed the door, and left the scene as if I didn't know anything.
Between the thrones, I saw the Lord I had come to see this time, Cat Ear Remi, Cat Ear Phran, and ...... What the hell is this?
A three-headed pet climbed on top of my head and lay on top of it.
"Huh?" I turned my gaze to the cat-eared Leimi, and forced the spurt of Sanwuxin (short for three years of blood to earn without losing money) from my nose, and I motioned for her to at least explain to me what this familiar looking pet was like.
"Ahem, as you can see, this is Sakiya. Remi's face was flushed, I don't know if it was because of the cat ears on her head or because of something else, "Ahem, Inusakiya, you just call it that." ”
"Oh...... "I'm very calm, after all, I'm a person who has seen strong winds and waves, and a mere Inusaki can't make me poof!"
"Ah, Ernie Sauce is squirting nosebleeds again!" Fran trotted all the way with the cat's ears and wagging the cat's tail, and now I couldn't restrain it even more.
"Fate is here...... Not...... Uh...... "I didn't even have time to give my thumbs up, and I fell to the ground shriveled up."
Inusaki Ye jumped on my chest and began to give me chest compressions one by one, Remi came over to give me a blood transfusion with a blood bag, Fran carried the kettle and poured water, the movements of the three people were done in one go, as if they had been rehearsed countless times, look at the Inusaki Night on my chest, I probably know the reason, I'm used to it......
The movement quickly attracted the others, and after a while, Patchouli and Little Devil also came over from other places, just like Little Devil, Little Devil didn't grow anything extra, but Patchouli was different, her head was ...... Why rabbit ears?
"Don't look at me, I just made my own medicine to neutralize that pair of ears, but it failed, and it mutated. Pache knew what I was going to ask as soon as she looked at me, "I wondered if I should try a bunny girl outfit." ”