Monkey King: Oh?

Lin Hai had already told Sun Wukong the whole set of plans before, and Sun Wukong couldn't wait for a long time. No ads on your phone is the most data-saving.

Little Fool Fairy: Yes, Great Sage, now you can go to the group and pretend to be pitiful.

Sun Wukong: Ahaha, okay, good, my old grandson is also going!

After ending the conversation with Sun Wukong, Lin Hai opened the Heavenly Court trading group again and checked the information of the past few days.

In today's Heavenly Court trading group, the immortals inside are simply complaining, seeing that the Queen Mother's birthday is approaching, but the gifts prepared are missing, how can they not be in a hurry? And some of the unlucky eggs have been lost three or four times.

Now, they are all at a loss, the gifts dedicated to the Queen Mother, naturally can not be ordinary goods, in order to prepare gifts, the immortals everywhere to collect rare treasures, the cost is naturally expensive, some even bankrupt, but this successive losses, no one can stand it.

Especially some of the poorer ones, just like the four generals of the demon family who stood guard at Nantianmen, now wear a pair of red pants to work every day, and the poor pants can't afford to wear them.

The middle-class immortals, life is also tight, after work, they have to do some part-time work to subsidize the family, the seven fairies set up a stall, the belly pocket and the small inner that the monopoly has passed, Tai Bai Xing rolls his eyes every day and pretends to be blind, squatting in the South Tianmen to set up a hexagram stall, Erlang God with the roaring dog and the eagle, started a circus......

Lei Gong's family is not having a good time, fortunately, the electric mother is ingenious, weaving a good needlework, I don't know where to get a bunch of green wool, can knit several hats a day, standing on the street to sell, buy the hat of the fairy, all wave the hat vigorously, praise the electric mother work is really good, the old Lei is blessed, the family Lei Gong is so happy that his mouth can't close.

Even if you are relatively wealthy on a daily basis, you have to budget carefully and save money.

The interior decoration of the Tota Heavenly King Pagoda also had to be suspended, and the giant spirit god had a handful of snot and tears every day, blocking the door and asking for wages, so that the Tota Heavenly King didn't even dare to go out of the door.

Even Little Nezha and Red Boy dropped out of school because their families couldn't afford to pay the tuition, and Little Nezha stepped on Hot Wheels every day, shouting and drinking fresh dragon meat all over the street, slaughtering and selling, and became a mobile vendor.

The red child is even more miserable, and went directly to Taishang Laojun's house as a child laborer, specifically responsible for burning the fire, but it is said that the small day is very moisturizing, and the oil that he eats every day is full of oil, and he happily calls Taishang Laojun Dad, that is, Taishang Laojun's face has darkened a lot recently.

There are also those who have a big temper and are angry like thunder, especially the God of Wealth, it is said that the blood that spit out alone dyed half of the East China Sea red, and as a result, the Dragon King of the East China Sea sued the Jade Emperor for polluting the environment, claiming tens of billions of merit points.

The God of Wealth, who was already full of grief and anger because of the loss of things, suffered a huge lawsuit, and he was even more angry, and blood sprayed wildly, and as a result, most of the West Sea was dyed red.

At the same time that the Dragon King of the West Sea was ecstatic and ran to sue for compensation, the Dragon King of the South China Sea and the Dragon King of the North Sea carried two stinky ribbon fish that had been dead for a few days and were surrounded by flies, and jointly came to the door to ask for the God of Wealth.

The God of Wealth thought that the two dragon kings knew that they vomited blood and vomited into acquired anemia, so they came to visit him with gifts, holding the hands of the two dragon kings, with tears in their eyes, that is called a touch, and finally understood what it means to see the truth in adversity, and the heavenly court is still a world full of love!

But as a result, the two dragon kings explained their intentions with a flattering face, and told the God of Wealth that the Dragon King of the West Sea had gone to sue for compensation, and when the God of Wealth vomited blood for a while, he could be wet with rain and dew, and spit some to them, and they would never forget the great kindness of the God of Wealth, and the angry God of Wealth vomited blood and vomited blood on the spot for an hour.

As soon as the two dragon kings saw their own sea area, they were all dyed red, and they excitedly praised the God of Wealth for their righteousness, and impassionedly shouted that they would be good friends for a lifetime, while throwing down the God of Wealth, who had lost too much blood and was about to die, and ran to the Jade Emperor to sue for compensation.

In short, the current heavenly court, because of the continuous loss of the birthday ceremony, has become a pot of porridge, and all the immortals understand that this thing must have been done by Sun Wukong's monkey, but unfortunately there is no evidence, and no one dares to say it, otherwise it will annoy the monkey, and you will have to make you a chicken and dog.

At this moment, this group of funny fairies, one by one, is listless, all of them feel sorry for themselves in the group, telling their sorrows, and even more, they began to advertise in the group, trying to earn merit points.

Seven Fairies: Alas, all the small ones in the family have been sold out, and there is only this one left on the body, and if it is sold again tonight, it can only be hung in empty gear tomorrow.

Magic Red: Seven fairies, marry me, let's get married naked!

Zhu Bajie: Seven fairies, hey, hey, fairy, tomorrow you can wear a pair of pants with my old pig, my old pig's pants are big, let's squeeze it.

Lei Gong: Wholesale green hats, the god personally endorses, my family A Dian personally delivers to the door, and those who have bought it say that it is good!

Nezha: Fresh dragon meat, slaughtered and sold, from now on, the ordinary dragon, the dragon prince, the dragon king of the four seas package, buy the dragon king package, give the dragon prince a gift, buy the dragon prince, give an ordinary dragon, all packages will be 20% off, the price is reduced!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Nezha, cub, you have turned against the sky, and you dare to sell even the meat of our four brothers!

Dragon King of the West Sea: Nezha, the third prince, it's too much, I haven't offended you, old dragon!

Beihai Dragon King: I'm rubbing, who the hell customized the Beihai Dragon Prince package, my 578th prince, disappeared last night!

Dragon King of the South Sea: Tota Heavenly King, don't pretend not to be invisible, come and take care of your cubs!

Tota Heavenly King: Ahem, children are self-reliant, drop out of school to start a business, can be called a model for the new generation of heaven, please give young people some tolerance, and please support children's business, in addition, children are a small business, no credit!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Tota Heavenly King, tolerate your uncle, don't care about your little cub, this Dragon King will cut off your family's domestic water!

Dragon King of the South Sea: Tota Heavenly King, yes, the water to flush the toilet is also broken!

Djinn God: King Tota, boss, have mercy on me, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a baby waiting to be fed, and the family lives on my salary, so you can settle the money for me, the wages of migrant workers cannot be arrears!

Yue Lao: Great news, great news, from now on to launch the chaotic Mandarin Duck spectrum business, no matter who you want to tie the red line with, as long as the price can afford, you and the Queen Mother together!

Mo Liqing: I want to tie up with Sister Chang'e, but how can there be merit, alas, I am poor to death, and the birthday gift of the Queen Mother has not yet been settled.

I want to work part-time for the next night, hurry up and earn merit points to buy gifts, I hope it won't be stolen again.

Zhang Tianshi: This Heavenly Master has been stolen four times, I feel sorry for me, just now I have already drawn a small circle on the ground, mother's, steal my birthday gift again, and curse you for not having a little Jiji!

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Lin Hai almost burst out laughing when he looked at the messy information on the screen.

Nima, originally thinking about helping Sun Wukong obtain the qualification to participate in the Pan Tao Club, and by the way, he made some good things himself, but he didn't expect such a simple thing to make a mess in the heavenly court.

And at this moment, Sun Wukong finally appeared.

Sun Wukong: Well, you Mao gods, don't complain, my ears are annoyed!