Volume 1 Chapter 26: As long as you don't die, eat to death
"Ahh β
Li yawned seriously, washed his face with cold water, and then beckoned Xiao to go out. Today is Friday, and there is no class for him, although he would like to take a leave of absence, but in order to be an example, he endures.
"Let me tell you, I can't sleep in class, and when I get to school, I will sleep for a while, if I find out that you sleep in class, I won't eat barbecue today." β
"Oh. β
Xiao Zhutian replied nonchalantly, and went downstairs with Li Zhengcheng, the two of them planned to ride Li Zhengcheng's bicycle to school, but both of them looked at each other's eye bags bigger than their eyes, so forget it.
In the end, Li seriously paid for a taxi, the two of them were already tired, and they slept very deeply for a few minutes, Xiao Filling's sleep was fine, and Li Zhengcheng let go of himself, his whole face was attached to the car glass, and his face was extremely hideous under the action of gravity, like a ghost, and he was even photographed by the driver next to him when waiting for the red light.
"The host's sleeping appearance is too ugly, and he was photographed and sent to Moments, and the reward is 100 for watching the excitement, and the balance at this time is 620. β
When he arrived at school, he was woken up by Xiao Filling, and the two went back to the classroom and the office, sleeping like dead pigs on their desks.
"Teacher Li, Teacher Li!"
I don't know how long he slept, but suddenly a voice woke him up, it was Teacher Qi Mengli.
"Ahh Huh?"
Li Zheng got up in a daze, and the strong sleepiness made his brain as heavy as lead.
"Xiao Tsutian was injured yesterday, why didn't you tell me?"
Qi Mengli was pouting and looking at him with an unhappy expression, while Li Zhengcheng suddenly came back to his senses and was a lot more energetic.
"Uh... This... Isn't this afraid that you are worried... β
He scratched his head in embarrassment, a little weak.
"Hey, I've healed his wounds, you don't know how worried I was when I saw his wounds just now, I heard him say that he lives with you now, and he must tell me if there is anything in the future!"
"Okay, yes. β
Li seriously assured Qi Mengli, and then prepared to fall asleep, but Qi Mengli saw that he had no energy at all, so he gently put a hand on his head.
"Extreme healing. β
I saw that Qimeng's small white hand suddenly emitted a yellow-white soft light, and the light seemed to come from the most holy place in the universe, clear and flawless, and you could feel the tenderness that penetrated the bones just by looking at it.
Little by little, the light dissipated, blending into the top of Lee's serious head, swimming in his body.
"it!"
Suddenly there was a roar, and Li sat up abruptly, his eyes were clear and radiant, as if he had drunk more than a dozen boxes of Red Bull, he had never felt so good.
"Can you even get rid of the negative state of exhaustion?
Li seriously looked at Qi Mengli with an incredulous face, and finally saw the horror of extreme healing, and also realized why Boss D did not hesitate to use him to tie up Qi Mengli.
"Better, isn't it? β
Qi Mengli is not surprised to see Li Zhengcheng like this, after all, he has already used it on Xiao Filling Field just now, and he has seen the effect.
"Teacher Qi, this ability, if it's not a special situation, don't use it casually, you know? β
Li said seriously to Teacher Qi Mengli that he didn't want Qi Mengli to be discovered by the people of that alliance like Xiao Filling the Field, and if they knew about Qi Mengli's existence, I am afraid they would arrest her at all costs, or even wipe her out.
"Don't worry, I know the seriousness of the matter, I know it. β
Qi Mengli smiled, reassuring Li seriously, and then went to class with a bunch of textbooks.
"Well, I hope she really knows what kind of existence she really is. β
Li Zhengcheng was not sleepy at this time, he just picked up his mobile phone and wanted to watch a short video for a while, but found many unchecked messages, and he just slept like a dead pig and didn't find it at all.
β(q γ»βγ»)γγHi, I'm the view of the underworld.,The one who fought together yesterday.γ β
"Brother, do you have time today?"
"I have nothing to do, and I don't have many friends. β
"Would you like to go out for a meal and a drink or something?"
"I'm in for a treat!"
"Or it's OK to play games.,I'm a LOL master segment! β
Li seriously looked at the message sent by Guan Ming, and found that this foreign friend was really enthusiastic, because he was not the only one living in the family now, so he wanted to refuse to come, however, at this time, Li Zheng had no discipline.
"Free!Treat! Master! Take Fly!"
After repeating these four keywords, Li seriously felt how excited he was.
"Okay, okay! It's a lot of trouble to go outside! Come to my house! Do you have a notebook, bring it with you! You don't need to invite me to dinner, you just need to take me to the score, and I will invite you to eat! You can eat as much as you want!"
Li seriously typed, and hurriedly invited the other party to play at home, he fantasized about a master and a diamond, and the two bigwigs took him across the canyon, maybe one day he could also enter the legendary golden realm.
"Okay, can I come over at eight o'clock?"
"Yes, yes!"
The two made an appointment for a trip to the canyon in the evening.
There was no physical education class today, and Li seriously waited at the door of the classroom ten minutes before the end of school.
"Jingle Bell"
As soon as the bell rang for the end of class, Li seriously saw that the class was still over, so he straightened his collar and walked into the classroom pretending to be full of majesty.
"The thug who was beaten by Xiao Filling didn't come. β
Li seriously glanced at the situation in the class, Xiao Zhutian sat straight, and took a lot of notes in the notebook, such a big change made him nod with relief. And the gangster who was beaten by Xiao Filling Field yesterday is nowhere to be seen today, Li Zheng actually received a message from him, saying that the family went out to travel, but who would believe this reason, eighty percent is afraid of being beaten and is avoiding the limelight.
"Okay, okay, let's go home and rest after school! After a hard day! Xiao fills the field, you stay, I have something to tell you." β
"Oh. β
When the students heard this, they all picked up their schoolbags and ran, and the teacher, who had been delaying the class for five minutes on the stage, was embarrassed to stop them when he saw the head teacher coming in person, so he had to let them leave.
Seeing that everyone was gone, Li Zheng hurriedly sat down and looked at Xiao Filling, with an excited face.
"Hey, yesterday I was going to come to the house to play at night, the master of the family, the two of you have two swords, and the score will definitely be fast!"
"I've already helped you get to silver, and I still have to fight it? β
"Whatever you want to eat at the barbecue, whatever you want. β
"15 skewers each for grilled wings, steamed buns, grilled enoki mushrooms, grilled crispy sausages, roasted palm treasures, grilled corn, grilled gluten, lamb skewers, beef skewers, pork skewers, and grilled chicken skin. β
Xiao Baotian spoke a long list of menus very quickly, and Li Cheng didn't even remember half of them.
"Help me get to the gold, I'll buy you a menu and come back!"
"Deal!"
The two reached an agreement, and Li seriously threw the key to the house to Xiao Filltian, and then went to buy the barbecue himself.
"Lalala! Lao Tzu will also be gold in the future!"
Li seriously hummed a joyful tune and called a taxi.
"Go to the nearest barbecue place. β
There is a barbecue restaurant called Qingqing Grassland near the school, which is not far away, five minutes away.
Li seriously faced the barbecue restaurant, pushed the door and entered, and shouted when he entered the door.
"Someone! Big business!"
With a big wave of his hand, he summoned all the staff.
"Give me the whole menu!"
Li seriously felt that he was simply arrogant at this time, spending money like dirt, and domineering.
"Damn! Big customer, sit down and wait! Come right away!"
A group of staff members immediately worshiped Li seriously as a god and greeted him well.
After about an hour, just when Li Zheng was almost tired of waiting, the dishes were finally cooked.
"Come, guest, your dish. β
The owner of the shop cooked by himself, and it took more than an hour to finally finish all the dishes and move them all.
"Uh... What are these?"
Li seriously looked at the meals that several people had moved a few times before they finished moving, piled up in front of him like a hill.
"The stir-fry menu you want, there are 28 meat dishes, 24 vegetarian dishes, 42 kinds of barbecue, 10 kinds of desserts, and 20 kinds of drinks. It's a total of 4,082 yuan, may I ask if you swipe the card or pay cash?"
The shopkeeper looked at Li Zhengcheng with a smile, holding the pose machine in his hand, and stretched out to Li Zhengcheng respectfully.
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Li seriously looked at the pose machine that was about to reach his face, cold sweat came down, and he swallowed nervously.
"This... Can I pay in installments? . . . β
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The shopkeeper's eyes suddenly changed, and his respectful attitude disappeared.
"Huh?"
"Pay in installments?You're fucking a 4S shop here! I dare to pretend to be forced if I don't have money! Someone!
The shopkeeper found out that Li Zhengcheng was here to find trouble, and as soon as he gave an order, several strong chefs in the kitchen stood up and pounced on Li Zhengcheng.
"Don't, don't, I'll pay, I'll pay... β
Although Li Zhengcheng has many ways to get out of the whole body, such as reducing wisdom charms, or directly beating him, it would be too inhumane, after all, he said wildly that he wanted to fry a menu.
"Swipe your card... Actually, I just want to barbecue... β
Li seriously covered his heart, endured the strong heartache, paid the money, and then rented a three-jumper, put all the meals worth 4,082 yuan, and delivered them all the way home.
"Xiao fills the field, come down to help, it's too TM. β
Li seriously went downstairs, looking at these meals that were piled up higher than others in despair, and there was really nothing he could do.
"My mother... What are you buying so much for... β
"Hey, I'm here to help too... it... β
At this time, Guan Ming had already arrived and took the initiative to come down to help move together, but after seeing this pile of food that seemed to be moving, he was shocked in place.
"It is said that Oriental people are hospitable, but this is no longer enthusiastic, this is trying to eat meγγγγγ Suddenly I regretted playing a little. β
Although they thought so, it was impossible not to help, so the three of them finally took everything on their bodies and walked into the corridor with great difficulty.
"Damn, don't squeeze, I almost spilled!"
"Slow down!
"Hmm... Woo, no, no, kidnap woo!"
The three of them were like miners, one carrying a big bag of things and staggering through the stairwell, and Li Zhengcheng was the hardest working one.
He carried four bags in each hand, two bags in his mouth, a few bottles of drinks under his armpits, and something like a tissue on his ear, and kept wailing.
"It's finally here ... β
The three of them helped each other, and they finally arrived at the door.
"If I ask you to invite me to dinner again, I won't be surnamed Xiao... β
"I feel the same way... It's so cheating... I'm tired to death ... β
Xiao Zhutian and Guan Ming held their knees and gasped, Li Zheng was also very tired, and the bag carved in his mouth almost dislocated his jaw.
"Okay, okay, let's go in quickly, let's eat slowly, we can't finish eating... Belch.... Take it home and eat it. β
"Don't, get out. β
"Then put it in the refrigerator, and don't eat anything else if you can't finish it. β
Li shrugged his shoulders seriously, opened the door, and the three of them moved their things into the house and arranged them neatly. Then, each took the utensils and ate like three mad dogs who had been hungry for more than ten days and finally found a public toilet.
"Eat more! It's expensive! Don't waste it!"
Li seriously holds a pair of chopsticks in each hand, and the black pepper beef tenderloin in the left hand is sweet and sour tenderloin in the right hand.
"As long as you feel that you can't die, give me something to eat!"
As he spoke, he put a large chopstick in his mouth and swallowed it in a big gulp.