Chapter Seventy-One: The Goats Catch Us

"Qin Ming, don't slip away! The form is a little wrong. Hai Dafu looked at the direction of the sheep at this time, very puzzled.

At this time, the second tiger also let out a roar, which was a little deafening.

"What's wrong?"

Hai Dafu covered his ass with one hand and pointed at the two tigers with the other and said, "Something is wrong with them!"

I looked at the two goats on one side of the second tiger, and I didn't find anything wrong?

"They're not right, either!" Hai Dafu really hated that he was missing an arm, and after turning around, he pointed to the goats and said.

I took a closer look, and sure enough!

In our normal people's cognition, the tiger is the king of the forest, and even the lion, who is the king of the grassland, does not dare to fight with it, let alone those herbivores.

And this scene in front of us completely turned our thoughts upside down!

For the goats stopped and gathered around the head I had killed.

This was something I didn't expect.

After all, just listening to these two roars of the big fart and the little obedient guy makes me feel panicked, not to mention these herbivore goats.

What is wrong now is that they are not afraid at all, but they have formed a circle with the dead goats, put their butts together, and pointed the horns of the goats on their heads at us.

This is the goat formation that Ye Wei said before.

I couldn't help but laugh dumbly, in ancient times, Zhuge Liangbu had eight formations to stun Lu Xun, and now there are goats rushing to the inside and outside to protect the head sheep!

I'm really a military genius!

"I think we'd better retreat first?" I looked back at Hai Dafu, after all, the scene in front of me, even if we had guns, it seemed that we couldn't withstand the goat that was about to hit us.

"I think...... OK~" After speaking, Hai Dafu ran away without a shadow in a swish.

I looked back and saw that this guy was really fast, and he ran directly to the nearest tree with Yu Lingfei.

And this retreat of theirs instantly aroused the anger of the sheep, who were like oxen, and glared at the ground with their hooves, ready to make a run, and send me back to the west.

This kind of formation of goats also scared the two tigers who were not deeply involved in the world, after all, these two little guys have no mother, no one teaches them to hunt, but the inheritance in the bloodline, so that they are born with the demeanor of a strong man, but in the face of the improvisation of the crisis, without many hunting experience, these two guys will not know.

At this time, the goats began to run towards us to launch a general attack, and this group of guys did not look for the stubble of the third girl, but just stared at me and the second tiger, and ran directly to this side with their heads down.

Nima, the situation has been reversed!

If you were there, you probably wouldn't believe that at this time, at noon, on the desert island grassland, a group of goats were chasing a human and two tigers!

I scolded my mother in my heart, what is this! We came out to catch the sheep, or did the goats catch us?

And Hai Dafu and Yu Lingfei, two people who are not human, why did they all climb the tree?

Luo Shijing's three daughters looked at me like watching a play.

"Hai Dafu, hurry up and help, if I am hit and killed, will you eat me!" I yelled at Hai Dafu and the others.

Big Fart and Little Fart also screamed twice, which seemed to match my statement.

"Don't worry, Brother Qin Ming, let's come now!"

Hai Dafu jumped off the tree with Yu Lingfei as he spoke, and the stupid goats saw that there was movement opposite me, and directly turned their heads and ran towards Hai Dafu and the others.

Hahahaha, fucking heaven is good reincarnation, who will the heavens spare!

I sat on the ground with Erhu.

This group of goats is really hard to mess with, I can't imagine that the one I killed before is really a goat, this group of wild goats is really righteous, the boss was killed, and I have to help take revenge.

And now in the calm time, we must think of some countermeasures, we primates can rule the world, not because we rely on our brains? Therefore, it is not possible to fight with goats with physical strength, we can only outwit.

Taking advantage of the goats' pursuit of the sea wealth, I hurriedly thought of countermeasures. And the second tiger was also frightened by the momentum of the goat herd just now, fortunately, there are no other tigers on this desert island, if it is known by his peers, the king of the dignified forest is driven around by the goats, and the other tigers will not be laughed to death.

Hai Dafu and Yu Lingfei were running on the grassland, and I looked at the stream in front of me and fell into deep thought.

Theoretically, goats can't swim......

But theoretically, tigers aren't afraid of goats! Aren't we just crushed by reality, two big tigers are whizzing away by a herd of bighorn sheep.

The theory is not reliable!

But I can only try!

"Brother Hai! Hurry up and run to us and jump into the stream! The goats probably can't swim~" I shouted at the two men who were about to run away with their pants.

"Got it!"

This Hai Dafu ran for a long time with his butt covered, and when he arrived at the stream, he directly plunged into it.

And when these goats saw that there was no target to attack, they naturally pointed the finger at me and Erhu.

I ran straight to the creek and threw my shotgun on the bank. And Luo Shijing's three daughters saw that the momentum was not right, and the goat also ran towards them, and jumped into the stream with me.

However, the beasts could not understand human behavior, and when the big fart and the little girl saw that we all jumped into the water, they looked at the sheep with a confused expression.

These two stupid calves don't know how to jump into the water, and cats are afraid of water, so they must be quite resistant to water.

"Big fart!little girl!huhuhu~" I whistled at them and beckoned them to come over.

As soon as these two guys saw that the situation was really urgent, they ran to our side, and stood by the stream and couldn't come down, which made me anxious, I grabbed the little girl's front legs, and wanted to pull it down, but this twist is just holding his neck and not moving!

The goat herd was about to rise up, and I was panicked when I saw the sharp goat horns, and the big farts and little legs were also a little scared.

The goat at the front was not reserved, and hit the big fart directly, and then the little boy was also pushed away.

I also have to thank the two goats that rushed ahead, their horns are not very large, so the second tiger was only knocked into the water by the tiger and did not suffer any injuries.

And the goats had no choice but to wander around the stream, and they had no way to get into the water, because there were no webs on their hooves, and they sank to the bottom as soon as they entered the water.

They bleated on the shore for a long time, as if discussing what countermeasures, but the dragons were leaderless, and a few of them screamed wildly, and there seemed to be an argument.

But curiosity is not only for people, but also for goats......

After a while, there was a guy who was about to move, not very big in stature, and jumped directly at us in the water with his hooves!