Volume 2 Chapter 87: Harmless?
"Warn the host that your quest [Scream loudly on the subway] is about to expire and there will be a penalty if you fail. Five, four, three..."
Just when Li seriously helped Qi Huairen to walk hobbly, the voice of the system suddenly sounded, which caught him off guard!
"it! Forget about it again!"
"Two...."
Li Zheng panicked at this time, he had seen the power of the [Upper Body Talisman], a good muscular giant was so played by a small talisman paper and lost half his life, he would rather be hit by a car than eat a piece of this talisman, to some extent, the [Upper Body Talisman] is more terrible than the [Wisdom Reduction Talisman].
"Where is the subway!"
"One!"
"Don't, ahh
Li seriously watched the countdown of the system come to a point, he screamed, and Qi Huairen beside him was holding his stomach and wanting to vomit at this time, and he didn't have time to take care of him for the time being.
"Zi~"
An inaudible sound came from the void, but Li Zheng didn't hear it, and then a pale yellow talisman slowly condensed from the air. This talisman is pale yellow, and a small figure is painted on one side of the black unknown pigment, which is the image of a riding on a human head.
Ignoring Li Zhengcheng's clothes, Fu Zheng directly penetrated into it and stuck it on Li Zhengcheng's back.
"It's over, it's over.... It's going to be a catastrophe, this is.... You have to send your father-in-law back first, or it's over. ”
Li seriously felt the subtle feeling from his back, and his hair stood on end in fright, so he picked up Qi Huairen, spread his legs and rushed out, there was really no time to spend it anymore.
"Bang bang bang!"
Li Earnest's footsteps are very heavy at this time, almost every time he falls will cause a burst of dust, this is also a helpless thing, Qi Huairen's weight is one hundred and eighty pounds, Li Earnest himself is about one hundred and thirty pounds, the two of them together weigh more than three hundred pounds, if the quality of this road is almost enough, maybe you can step out of a pit.
"I rub .... It's so heavy.... Did you spill too much dog food before and get retribution?"
Li Zheng ran wild while the princess hugged this Qi Huairen at this time, although he had a physique of 20, but without an emotional increase, it was still a very difficult thing to hold an obese middle-aged uncle, and don't forget ..... [Upper Body Talisman] has already taken effect!
"Hmm..... Sky... Why are you here?"
At this time, Qi Huairen in Li Zhengcheng's arms seemed to suddenly regain some consciousness, and his hazy eyes opened and he saw Li Zhengren holding him. However, the strong alcohol and the effect of the [Upper Body Talisman] made him stubbornly see Li Zheng's face as a face of mercy.
"Uh.... Father-in-law?"
Li seriously noticed Qi Huairen's eyes that were about to burst into honey, and couldn't help but stand on end... was looked at by his father-in-law with affection.... It's kind of disgusting...
"Old.... Old woman..... Long time no see...."
Qi Huairen's eyes were blurred at this time, his face was ruddy, his big hand stretched out, caressing the face of "Pity the Heavenly Heart", and then his mouth pursed.....
“.....”
Li seriously looked at the road ahead desperately and controlled himself not to think about the current thing, but the growing lips in the afterglow made him have to make a choice....
What is it to accept.... Or a slap to knock the old man unconscious....
"Why... Come on, Tianxin...."
"I'm special.... I'm sorry father-in-law!"
"Bang!"
"Whew!"
Just when Li seriously hesitated, Qi Huairen's skinned lips approached Li Zheng's mouth again, he finally couldn't hold it back, roared, and then controlled his strength to knock the old man unconscious, as for why he didn't use mental ability hypnosis, because he was stupid, he didn't expect it.
"Finally quiet.... Hurry home and go out to survive the duration...."
Li seriously looked at Qi Huairen, who had calmed down in his arms, and breathed a sigh of relief. However, he underestimated the effect of the [Upper Body Talisman] too much, after all, it was a system product, how could he be allowed to dodge it so easily.
"Vomit!vomit!!"
Qi Huairen, who had just been knocked unconscious, convulsed violently, originally when he was awake, he desperately controlled himself not to vomit, but he fainted, and the half-digested barbecue in his stomach was no longer blocked, and his brain gushed out.
"it!"
As soon as Li Zhengcheng felt the precursor of Qi Huairen's vomiting, he immediately put it down from his arms, but it was still a step too late, and it was better not to put it down. Originally, Qi Huairen was in Li Chengcheng's arms, and even if he vomited, he would vomit at most, but Li Zhengcheng put it down, and before he could jump away, Qi Huairen's mouth opened the floodgates, and it was facing Li Zhengcheng's head!
"Hula~"
A pleasant sound of waterfall passed, and although Li Zhengcheng had tried his best to flash to the side, he still couldn't avoid being confused by Qi Huairen's vomit containing alcohol.
"Ahh
Li seriously broke down and shouted, although he didn't have any cleanliness habits, let alone him, even if he was a homeless man who had never taken a bath, he would go crazy if he was spit out by a drunk.
"What is it called! I don't know how to call it in the middle of the night! Neurotic! What do you call your mother!"
Li Zhengcheng just shouted twice, and a grumpy resident in the residential building next to the street was unhappy, and directly opened the window and pointed at Li Zhengcheng's face is a scolding, and while scolding, he picked up the trash can and began to pick up garbage and throw it out.
"Sorry, sorry, let's go!"
Li Zheng was not angry, he knew that this was the pot of the [Upper Body Talisman], and he could only blame this cheat father's system.
He endured the rancid smell on his head, picked up Qi Huairen again, and prepared to go on the road.
There was originally only one person in the residential building next to him who came out to scold Li Zhengcheng, but after the person yelled for a long time, the other residents were also woken up, and the lights were all turned on for more than 20 floors, and everyone came out to throw garbage.
"I'll go.... It's a bit excessive...."
In the end, Li Zhengcheng still underestimated the horror of the [Upper Body Talisman], the lethality of this talisman is unlimited! The more unlucky you are, the more NB this talisman is, and Li Earnest, obviously does not belong to that kind of lucky person, and coincidentally, the quality of the residents in this building is not very high.
"Bang dang!"
"Bang"
"Crackle!"
With Li Zhengcheng every step out, there will be one or two sounds of garbage falling around him, all kinds of them, there were only a few, and then as time went by, there were more and more people joining in the fun, and the garbage thrown out gradually became a little excessive. For example, wine bottles, water glasses, half a bottle of water, and even fruit knives that are not used. Tsk, man is such a creature that has no lower limit as long as it is not his business.
"Damn!ahh
Li Zhengcheng has been hit several times, once with a wine bottle, once with an ashtray, once with an apple that has been bitten, and the others are okay, the wine bottle and ashtray really made him feel pain, if it weren't for his strong physique and a thin layer of ice on his body, he would definitely be injured.
"What's going on with these people? Are you crazy? I just screamed twice?"
Li Zheng was puzzled as he ran, although he knew that the [Black Ghost Upper Body Talisman] played a certain role, but it was impossible to attract so many people to throw things at the same time?
At this time, he still didn't understand that man is actually a very bold creature, especially a person who hides in the dark, once he is in a corner that no one can see, he dares to do anything.
Let's take an easy-to-understand example, in today's Internet, if we suddenly turn to a news item on our mobile phone that is similar to "*** celebrity has been exposed, life is so erosive", will we go to join in the fun? Maybe quite a few people will confidently say "I won't! because it has nothing to do with me!" But the fact is that most of them not only joined in the fun, but also left their own words. For example, "Die", "Disgusting! Get out of the entertainment industry!" and the like, of course, there are many people who will post some positive ones, but those well-wishers will be weighed down by the waves of traffic in the blink of an eye.
Why is that? Because a lot of people are dark. Maybe when there is a million on the ground, everyone will pick it up and send it to the public security bureau, but what if it is a hundred, what about fifty yuan, ten yuan, or one? It must be in the pocket and leave~ Because no one cares, even if it does, it doesn't hurt~
Just like Li Zhengcheng at this time, he is the "joke" that has been made public, and the people in those buildings are the "commentators" in the shadows, and every garbage thrown out is "harmless" in their eyes, the more they pile up, the thicker they accumulate. And there is no way to find out, even if Li Zhengcheng is really injured, who is to blame? Who will admit it? The people on the first floor are throwing it~ And the law does not blame the public!
"it!"
Finally, Li seriously stepped on a banana peel, slid a person on his back, and Qi Huairen in his arms also sat on his stomach with inertia.
"Hahaha!"
"Damn!
"He... Are you alright?"
"Laughing to death!hahaha!"
The "people" in the building saw Li's serious embarrassment and laughed one after another, but they were happy. What are you afraid of~ Anyway, the person didn't die, but he just fell ~ no ~ hurt ~ big ~ elegant ~ of ~
"The host is used as a laughing stock by everyone, and is thrown into the garbage, and the achievement is achieved [It's none of your business], and the reward is 10,000, and the balance at this time is 22,270."
"Cut... A bunch of neurotics!"
Li got up seriously, ignored the laughter, tried his best to dodge the garbage thrown down, and ran quickly. What he didn't know was that the effect of the [Upper Body Talisman] had actually ended when everyone poked their heads out, because it was a task punishment, so it was not as strong as the real thing, and it was enough to get drenched in vomit and be scolded a few times. After that, those who followed the trend and threw objects in the air were not the problem of the [upper body talisman], but the inferior nature of people.
"Whew.... Call.... Wow giao has finally arrived home!"
Li looked at the door of his house seriously and kindly, wanting to cry without tears, it was really too dangerous to come all the way! If he were an ordinary person, he would probably be seriously injured.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Honey, I'm home!
Li seriously put down Qi Huairen in his arms and quickly knocked on the door.
"Come on, dear, why are you back so late..... Ahh
As soon as Qi Mengli heard Li Earnest's voice, she trotted all the way to open the door, she was happy, but when she saw the stench of Li Earnest, there was still a lot of garbage on her body, and she thought that he was being bullied, and suddenly her little feet stomped and wanted to go out to take revenge.
"No, baby, I accidentally disturbed the people, I deserved it... Don't blame them. ”
Li smiled seriously, and quickly helped Qi Huairen into the house and handed it over to Qi Mengli to take care of, and then he hurriedly went into the bathroom and rinsed it frantically, eager to rub off a layer of skin.