Chapter 169: Pretending to be sick, apologizing is useful, what else do the public security do
"You... You're ......."
Seeing Han Pi like this, the doctor didn't understand what was going on.
"Shhhh Hanpi made a silent gesture.
Hanpi asked the doctor not to make a sound, then lifted the curtain and looked outside, and found that there was no one, so he hurriedly pulled the doctor and said: "Help me write a little more serious, remember, it is best to be the kind that needs to be hospitalized for three or five months." ”
"Ahh......h I'm afraid it won't work. The doctor shook his head.
"Why?"
"You're cheating, I can't help you. ”
"Then you can be vague, just write that you need to be hospitalized, and write the date of hospitalization a little longer. ”
Hanpi knows that doctors in this era are very principled and generally do not prescribe such certificates, because if something happens, they will not be able to eat and walk around.
"It's not okay, it's still a lie. The doctor shook his head again.
"That's fine. Hanpi took out twenty catties of meat tickets from his arms.
Seeing these meat tickets, the doctor's eyes lit up, and then he shook his head and said, "No, I can't cheat for this." ”
Hanpi knows, it's not that it can't be done, but these things can't impress him yet, the principle has to be taught, but sometimes you have to learn to be flexible, and the most important thing is that Hanpi didn't come out of the price that made him violate the principle.
As long as the price code is reached, any principle is bullshit.
"Plus that. ”
Hanpi took out some more tickets, including food stamps, vegetable stamps and cloth stamps, these together, almost hundreds of yuan, Hanpi knew that this doctor would definitely be tempted, this is his salary for several months.
The most important thing is that these things in the hands of Hanpi are not something you can buy if you have money, especially the meat tickets and cloth tickets, which are not much time before the New Year, with these things, the family can have a good year, and most importantly, everyone in the family can also make a new clothes.
"Okay, I know how to do it, I'll check it for you now. ”
"You don't need to check your body, and you don't have any injuries on your body, just look at your face. ”
Hanpi didn't know how the doctor prescribed him the medical records, anyway, Hanpi was admitted to the hospital, and it was a single room, this treatment, but the taking is also high, ordinary people can't afford to live at all, the reason why Hanpi lived in is because he knows that he doesn't have to spend this money.
"Shameless, how are you, is there anything wrong with you?"
After Hanpi was admitted to the ward, Li Yuxi and the monkey came over, Li Yuxi didn't care about anything else, and asked Hanpi's body first.
"Monkey, go to the door and watch, and say when someone comes. ”
"Good master. ”
Waiting for the monkey to give Han Pi a signal that no one was there at the door, Han Pi jumped directly from the hospital bed, but Li Yuxi was startled, and he hurriedly went over to help him.
"I'm fine, don't worry. Hanpi grabbed Li Yuxi's arm and looked into her eyes and said.
"Ahh ”
Li Yuxi obviously didn't believe what Hanpi said, and thought that Hanpi was comforting her.
"I'm really fine, I deliberately let them hit these injuries on my face, I don't believe you look at it. ”
After some explanations, Li Yuxi finally believed it, but in fact, what made Li Yuxi believe was not the explanation of the foolishness, but that there was really no injury on the skin.
"Why are you hospitalized when you're fine?"
"Because I'm waiting for someone to come and deliver money!" When Hanpi said this, he wanted to scrape Li Yuxi's nose with his fingers, but in the end he didn't.
Although Li Yuxi's current appearance is very cute, he doesn't know if she will ignore herself after she shaves it, so he didn't dare, so he could only touch his nose and eliminate this action.
Hearing Han Pi say this, Li Yuxi seemed to understand something.
At this time, the monkey sent a signal, someone was coming, and Hanpi hurriedly jumped on the bed, then covered himself with the quilt, and began to moan there, the sound of "oops, oops", it was too similar.
"Foolish, how are you?"
The person who came was Director Liu, followed by several people, including Director Qiu.
"Director Liu, my master can't speak now, the doctor said that my master has a lot of cracked bones, and there are also internal injuries, especially his head, which seems to have suffered a lot of injuries and needs to recuperate quietly. ”
The monkey said the words for Hanpi, of course, these were all explained by Hanpi in advance, and he didn't hand over this matter to Li Yuxi, because Li Yuxi couldn't lie, and he didn't even tell Li Yuxi, because he was afraid that Li Yuxi would be exposed.
"So serious? That's what the doctor said? Oh, how to treat it?"
"The doctor said that he would stay in the hospital for a few months, and then change to hospital for treatment, especially my master's head, which is more troublesome. ”
The brain, not only in this era, but also in the later generations, is also a forbidden area that has not been touched by medicine, not to mention anything else, just a dizziness, it is estimated that it can make all doctors difficult.
"Shameful, I'm sorry, I apologize for your son on your behalf. Director Qiu came to the hospital bed at this time.
"What's the use of apologizing, what do you need the police to do if an apology is useful?"
Li Yuxi didn't know how to come up with such a sentence, after she said this, not only Director Liu and Director Qiu were stunned, but even Hanpi was stunned, isn't this a classic quote in later generations, how could it come out of Li Yuxi's mouth.
Could it be that Li Yuxi also crossed over, thought about it and shook his head, this is absolutely impossible, if it was just like this, she would not have run away, let alone like now.
"Hanpi, and that Li Yuxi, don't worry, I will compensate for all the losses of the hotel, as well as the medical expenses of Hanpi, I will also compensate for this. ”
Director Qiu is now trying his best to get Hanpi's forgiveness, the Revolutionary Committee is powerful, but it also has to distinguish what the situation, the public security is not vegetarian, if you can't get Hanpi's forgiveness, Hanpi will report this matter to the police station, then it will not be as simple as fighting.
"The loss of the hotel has not been counted yet, I will talk about it later, this is the receipt of my master's hospitalization, you should report this first." The monkey took out a receipt and handed it to Director Qiu.
"One...... Thousand. Seeing that it was a number, Director Qiu was taken aback, this is a thousand, and it is almost enough to catch up with his salary for two years.
It's quite interesting to talk about it, the monkey went to call the hospitalization fee, and people charged him a hundred, and the monkey said that he didn't want to say anything, he had to give someone a thousand, and he said that he would refund more and make up less, and he amused the staff who collected the money, and he had never seen such a person.
Others can pay less, or even have no money to pay, this is good, and take out so much money to pay for hospitalization, although this kind of single room is more expensive, but it is only a piece of five a day, this thousand yuan, when to live.