And just like that, the hospitalization journey of the four of us guys who can sum up to subvert the rules of Gensokyo begins.

"Now, Yongyi, what do you want to eat?" I wasn't in the mood to listen to cross talk anymore, so I lay on the bed and looked at the snow-white ceiling, asking if there was no nutrition, "Hurry up and think about it, maybe I can change the menu for the night." ”

"I ...... I want to eat ......" Yongyi's voice exuded desolation, "Manga meat ......"

"It's too difficult...... Kanako, what are you doing?" It's not that the manga meat doesn't exist in reality, it's just that with Yonglin, it's difficult to reproduce, and Yongyi can only think about blinding her good eyes, but Kanako's sudden behavior of banging her head against the wall makes me feel funny, is this going to give up treatment? ”

"No, I can't stand being sleepy, but I have to take medicine for a while, so I can't ......sleep," Kanako said, and her head drooped down, and soon she turned into a position of her head and sat on the bed and took a nap, "Woo......"

"Oh......" I rolled my eyes, and the contents of the three bad books in my stomach surged up by themselves, until they rippled to my throat, "The moon is bright, the wind is light, the leaves cover the window lattice, the crickets are called Zheng Zheng, just like the sound ......of the strings" Singing this, I pointed to Kanako, "Pour!"

Kanako was lying on the bed, unconscious at the time, and the glass was about to shatter when she was snoring.

In the afternoon near the evening time, the ward ushered in a group of guests, all of whom came to visit the patient, of course, there were also people like Yakumo Zi who came to send taunts, and her fate was very simple, that is, she was beaten by Yuxiang who happened to come to the ward, compared to her, Yuxiang still turned to me a little, and Zi this guy may never know why.

People come and go, and they go, to be honest, I don't like to make the sick thing known to everyone, compared to someone to visit the patient, I prefer to stay quietly in the ward, give me a book with no content, I can read it for a month, the ward is too lively for me but a little awkward, so in the end, I didn't even leave the little devil, according to her said that the five 'wine fairies' in the family are still sleeping, are about to attract flies, she is planning to contact the funeral home.

Sanae also came, but Kanako thought about it and didn't let her stay, no matter how serious her illness was before, since she came to Yonglin, she basically saved her life, including Cuixiang, who was said to be 'able to last for half a year with a little effort', it is absolutely no problem to hold on for another year, so, in comparison, it is still a missionary...... It is even more important to collect faith.

"Hey, Suika, don't stop talking, are you really going to die here?" After I said that I slept with Kanako, I also closed my eyes and began to rest, leaving Yongyi lying on the bed always felt wrong, she was desperate to find someone to chat, "Come, laugh, didn't we say anything when you mocked us before." ”

"I don't have much to say, before, sorry...... "Suika was in the bed farthest away from me, and the four of us started from my side in order, which were me, Kanako, Yuyi, and finally Suika, at this time, she turned her face to the other side and lay on her side, the corners of her head piercing the pillow, "This is punishment, right...... Yes...... I seem to have seen a stinky and shameless grim reaper who was lazy all day long, but still appreciated and got a special scythe......"

"I said, is it necessary to bury me like this?" Komachi, who had just walked into the ward, frowned, with a rich face, "I came to see you with good intentions, okay? If I knew that you had this attitude, I wouldn't have secretly checked the book of life and death!"

"Oh...... Huh?" Three seconds later, Suika came back to life, "What do you say?"

"Hmph, rejoice, you three can't die. Komachi's eyes scanned the bed next to me in turn, "Cheer, what are you waiting for?"

"Hooray!" The three of them jumped up at the same time, and Kanako, who was already sleeping like a dead donkey, also woke up, "Eh, three people?"

"Yes, it's just the three of you, after all, it's ...... in the book of life and death," Komachi explained, but she didn't finish her sentence.

"There's no name on it in the book of life and death, right?" I put down the book in my hand and raised my eyelids, "My existence is a bit special, it can be said that it is a bit of a jump out of the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements, and I originally had a disease that I couldn't die for, and you know that my face is gray like this?"

"By the way, your scythe is really easy to use, just pull it up after you fall. After the conversation turned to me, Komachi remembered the scythe I gave her, "And the Mitsumi River can't be eroded, what are you doing?"

"Hundred forged fine gold, a very good material, it's just too heavy, but it's just right for you. "Komachi's strength is not small, and once the scythe falls into the water due to the weight of Komachi's waist will wake her up from sleep, if you really keep soaking in the hundred forging gold will not be able to stand the perverted environment of the Santu River," Remember, don't let the sickle soak in the Santu River for too long, otherwise it may be deformed. ”

"Oh, got it. Komachi put down the condolences in his hand, a box of Styx crystals of hell's specialty, after eating, it can help sleep, and at the same time can treat the tastelessness in the mouth, of course, if you eat too much, you will have the effect of Meng Po soup, you can't eat more than thirty catties a day, next to the box is the top of the heaven sent by the Son of Heaven, said to be from the top of the sky, in fact, I have reason to believe that this is what she just pulled off the hat, "Then I won't bother, several, enjoy the priority life when you are sick and hospitalized, ah...... I also want to stay in the hospital for a few days and sleep until I die......"

The three of me and I looked at each other a few times, and at the same time dispelled the idea of letting Yonglin also do a physical examination for Komachi, if Komachi joins in again, and the five wine baskets get together, this abstinence from alcohol may not necessarily hold, although the book of life and death is written like that, but who knows if there will be any changes in drinking at this time? I have revised the record of the Hall of Truth and Wrong, and I know that it is easier than I imagined to modify that thing.

With Komachi's arrival, the mood of the three of them was much calmer, so I turned on the radio again and played music in the ward, which was the perfect place to relax.

Unconsciously, as night fell, Yongyi took out a piece of toilet paper from the box, threw it out in a ball, hit the switch and lit the lights in the room, the paper ball rebounded just to my hand, I spread out the paper ball again, put it on my nose and blew it a few times, and threw it into the trash can that was almost full next to my bed......

"You've thrown so much paper here, I don't know how much you think you've shaved. "Yonglin came in to deliver medicine to us, and by the way, she helped us clean up, this job should have been done by Emperor Inhata, but I didn't see her all day today, and I don't know where she was hiding, "It's time to eat, what do you all want to eat at night? ”

"Aren't we taboo now?" Kanako scratched her head, "Tell me what else we have to eat?"

"A lot, chicken is fine. Mei Hong shuddered, "Fish and meat are fine." Ruolu Ji shuddered, "And donkey meat is fine." "Ah Kong sneezed loudly, why did she sneeze? because she had one thing in common with a donkey, she was stupid, read to me, eat ...... Steady...... Stupid, "So what?" ”

"Manga roast chicken. "X3, the other three people except me actually spoke in unison, so angry that Yonglin's nose was crooked, the comic roast chicken is naturally the kind of cat and mouse, that thing is more difficult to make than comic meat, I was holding the book with no content on the side and quietly watching them die.

"Oh, I see, you don't have to eat, you just use glucose water, right?" Yonglin's face darkened, and without saying a word, he hung a bottle of glucose on the infusion shelf of three people, and then walked to my side, among the four people, I was the closest to the window and the farthest from the door, "Why don't you come with them?"

"Do you want to give me glucose directly?" I stretched out my hand, "If you want a needle, just come directly, I don't have any interest in messing with you in the ward, we've been helping each other for so long, and I don't know you yet?"

"Also, what do you want to eat?" Yonglin didn't have any interest in teasing me, originally, I was different from those three little masters of death, long before they appeared, I was already a regular visitor to the Eternal Pavilion, I was still playing Genji back then, and now, I have become only a beautiful mother and a fortress.

"Vegetarian, let's have some wild vegetables. "My throat is burning like a flame at this time, not pain, but an itchy and numb feeling as if choking on food, I can't eat anything at all, on the contrary, some bitter dishes can be pressed, "It's best to have bitter gourd, don't put sugar, just have some vinegar and cold dressing, and, carrots......"

"This one doesn't. Yonglin directly stopped my next words, and bluntly said that there are no carrots in Yongting Pavilion, indeed, carrots are a specialty of the Moon Capital, especially in Chang'e, "Bitter gourd, remind you in advance, the kind of eating you said is unbearable for ordinary people." ”

"When did you get the illusion that I was an ordinary person?" I don't plan to change my mind, bitter melon is not bitter, so what is it called?" "Even if I can't eat it, you have nothing to lose." ”

"Whatever you want. Yonglin turned around and left the ward, leaving behind three stupid girls with glucose, and the three of them together are not as big as a fraction of mine, hahahahaha......

"Fish, such a big fish, tiger striped shark, take the iron fence to catch a big fish......" Continue to look at the wordless book in my hand, legend this thing, legend can comprehend peerless martial arts after reading this book, but I have been reading it for an afternoon, and I haven't even comprehended it, and I really can't believe the rumors, "Hey, don't keep looking at me like this, are male animals rare?"

“...... No, it's just strange that you read a book with nothing in your hand, what are you looking at?" Sure enough, I don't think it's just me who thinks this kind of behavior is strange, "You can't be making up the plot in your head, right?"

"What's the problem? I'm a genius. "If Qi Luno is a genius, then I am a super genius, and there is a gap of 360 degrees between me and Qi Luno (Kana Ziyun: Isn't 360 degrees just back to the original point?), "Geniuses never read books and never read the content, they all use their own brains to imagine, do you know?"

"You're amazing. Kanako retreated and took the radio next to my bed by the way, "I'll put something gentle." Kanako adjusted the semiconductor channel a few times, and it soon became a public channel.

"Welcome to listen to you click on me, I will broadcast you, on demand, on demand, on the program, I am the host on demand......" The voice of a broken-mouthed host came from the radio, "Okay, so we have now received text messages from enthusiastic listeners, and a listener with the nickname 'Gangganon' said that she is now sick at the same time with three friends and lives in the same ward, so she wants to order a song to wish everyone a speedy recovery, and the song on demand is...... Majestic (persimmon チョコ version)?"

"......" and the host, we all fell silent, "God...... Didn't you say you wanted to be gentle?"

"Isn't majestic enough gentleness?" Listening to Sister Perki's voice coming out of the radio, Kanako didn't feel that she was doing anything strange at all, "Don't you like Persimmon チョコ?"

"No, I like it, but I like it, but ......" The coquettish pant on the radio gave us goosebumps, "It's also a shame that this host really dares to play outside, and he's not afraid of being accused?"

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"Well, then come with me. After giving Kanako an infusion, Yonglin left the ward with Yongyi.

Five minutes later, Yongyi came back and said that the examination was done and was waiting for the results.

After another five minutes, Yonglin came in with a physical examination report with a rather solemn expression.

"Hmm......" Yonglin shifted her gaze from the report to Yongyi's face, "You have to be hospitalized immediately, or you will die immediately even if you drink another drop of wine." ”

The "......" is gray and spreads......

After about half an hour, Sanae didn't come, but Cuixiang came in under the leadership of Yonglin, carrying a large bag of white wine, beer, rice wine, and foreign wine.

"Oops...... Please come in, please come in......" The three of us spoke at the same time, even the subtitles were gray, "Are you here to visit?"

"No, I'm here to taunt. Cui Xiang put down her backpack and began to laugh, "Hahahahaha! Look at you! What kind of hospital do you live in!" Cui Xiang opened two bottles of liquor and poured it into her mouth, "Hahahaha, imported Moutai is super delicious! It's so pitiful! It's so good, but I can't drink it!Hahahaha!"

"......" The three of us looked at Yonglin at the same time, and spoke at the same time, "Doctor, please give her a check-up as well." ”

Five minutes later, Yonglin took the list.

"Three months left...... No...... If you work hard, you can last for half a year......"

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