"What's the matter, Liuqin, you look very troubled. I walked into the pharmacy and gently patted the header of the piano, "Do you need my help?"www.biquge.info

"Ah, Lord Qin, you came just in time, there are urgent patients here, but Lord Yonglin can't be contacted at this time, can you help me take a look?" Strictly speaking, I am practicing medicine without a license like Yonglin, but now I have six or seventy percent of Yonglin's heat, all thanks to man-made wisdom," he kept holding his kidney and screaming. ”

"I hear you. "The parsing system activated, and I looked at the position of the young kidney," "Hmm...... It appears to be an acute kidney stone, and the boulder must be broken immediately. ”

"No...... No one will die!" the young man looked frightened, "don't scare me. ”

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay, it's not going to kill you, it's just a big rock in your chest. "I put on my medical gloves and mask and started looking for the right tools in the pharmacy," I knew I wouldn't let the exiles go home first. ”

"Ah, you won't break my kidneys too!" the young man was about to pee, "you must be merciful!"

"Rest assured...... I've been a doctor for many years, and I've treated patients...... "I picked up my hammer and smashed it down, and the young man let out a scream like killing a pig, "There hasn't been a single time that doesn't hurt." ”

Of course, this is my mouth, I still didn't know anything about medicine before I came to Gensokyo, so I said this just to distract the patient's attention, so as to save money on anesthetics, after all, in the winter, no one is rich, but I didn't expect that the stones were more stubborn than I expected.

"Yo, it's pretty sturdy...... Liuqin, get a chisel!" I waved at Liuqin.

Liuqin really brought a chisel over, I really don't know how there are these things in this pharmacy.

"Hmm...... The amount is just right...... "I checked the chisel and checked the weight to determine how much force I had to use to wait, I can't really break the patient's kidney, kid, bear it, it won't hurt after a while." ”

"Huh?" exclaimed the young man.

"Don't talk nonsense! Look at the hammer!" I started a new round of boulder crushing projects.

Twenty minutes passed.

"OK, the stone has been resolved, I see that you have a tendency to overindulge recently, otherwise you wouldn't have suddenly had kidney stones, and you just got married?" I took the position at the counter and chatted with the young man, "Don't be shy, I'm a doctor now." ”

"Well...... Ha ha...... Recent...... Truly...... That's why my girlfriend is too beautiful...... Belch...... You understand......" The young man scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Ah, I can understand, I can understand. I showed an expression that all men understand, after all, I have the same problem, but I haven't had stones yet, "I'll prescribe some medicine for you, just go back and recuperate, don't go too far in the last few days." ”

"Okay, okay. "The young man took the medicine I gave and left, but as soon as he left with his front foot, Yonglin came in with his back foot.

"Eh, why are you here? I just found out that Liuqin had an emergency call, but I didn't receive it, what happened?" Yonglin was still carrying a medicine box on his body, and Yonglin's little electric donkey was parked at the door of the pharmacy, it seemed ...... Looks like you've just been on a home call?

"Ah, there is a patient with acute kidney stones, I have helped you solve it. "I've written down the details of my diagnosis," you see, and the specifics and the use of the medication are written on it. ”

"Oh, thanks...... Huh? How...... No anesthetic?" Yonglin frowned as he looked at my diagnosis record, he couldn't find anything else wrong, except for the anesthetic record, "You won't be useless, right?"

"Ah, it's useless, the patient is already delirious from pain, there is no need to use anesthetic, besides...... Doesn't it hurt if it's woody? "Why do you want to take one more step when it can be solved directly, "By the way, where have you been, why can't Liuqin contact you?"

"I went to the doctor, and Rinnosuke came to the emergency room, and I was so busy, I accidentally set the communication to be silent when I left. Yonglin put the medicine box on the counter and opened it, taking the medicine from the shelf to replenish it.

"Rinnosuke, what's wrong with him?" Rinnosuke rarely gets sick, and even if he gets sick, it's not a serious illness, he also knows a little bit of medical skills, and most minor illnesses are handled by himself, "Look at you...... Not only is he okay, but he's making jokes?"

"How can you tell?" Yonglin should really look in the mirror when he asked this, the corners of Naraku's mouth were almost grinning to the root of his ears, who couldn't see it," Rinnosuke said that he had been peeing at a strange angle recently, and he was afraid that it would be urinary stones or some other disease, but when I checked it, I found that it was not the same thing at all, it was just that the prostate fluid happened to condense on the urethra......"

"Oh......" I was expressionless.

"Hmm......" Yonglin was expressionless.

"Poof...... Hahaha...... "No, I can't help it," hahahaha...... Prostatic fluid ...... Prostate fluid!! hahahaha...... How much did he!hahahaha......"

"So...... Wahahahaha...... "Yonglin also began to burst into laughter, at this moment, the medical virtues of both of us were eaten by the almonds, "Isn't it funny that you say...... Hahaha......"

(Penglai Mountain Huiye Small Science: It is known that the rice green liquid contains a large amount of prostate fluid, and how much did you ask for the help of Sen Jinlin. ）

We laughed for about ten minutes and mourned in silence for Rinnosuke.

"By the way, why did you suddenly come to my pharmacy?" Yonglin got back to business, you must know that I almost didn't come to this pharmacy since Lingxian was taken home by me, and speaking of which, does anyone remember that this pharmacy was originally from a flower shop with a fragrant fragrance?" "You won't be here to steal medicine to eat, right?"

"Just kidding...... I really want to steal the medicine, you have to have it. I slapped the counter on the counter and said, "Bring me a bottle of C21H23NO5?"

"Ahem, what are you talking about, I'm a regular pharmacy!" Yonglin shouted loudly, then lowered his head and whispered to me, "Isn't this a bit too high for me, you have to give me a few days to get that thing......

"Well, okay, I'm going to call the police. I was very moved, and then called the police, "I thought I was doing arms trading in Gensokyo, but I didn't expect you to be more ruthless than me, engaging in drug smuggling in Gensokyo?"

"So I'm a regular pharmacy, but if you really want it, I can't get you a little bit. Yonglin pressed the phone in my hand, "This is Gensokyo, it's useless for you to call 911...... It's useless to hit one to zero. ”

"Yes, you should set up an alarm number for the chengguan...... No, there are not many people who have telephones...... this idea was overturned by myself as soon as it was proposed.