135 Lying is not very professional
Inside the Yan family apartment.
Xiao Fan swiped his phone aimlessly.
Yan Rumeng was listening carefully to Hongling's story about the old bald donkey.
described the things they encountered vividly, for fear that the details would not be noticed.
What Xiao Fan didn't expect was that this old bald donkey was so unresistant, and he died after a lightning strike, wasting the terrible curses he had placed on him in vain.
"So the old bald donkey died. ”
"How could there be a thunder that would turn a corner. ”
"At noon, I asked my husband to come over to save you, didn't you see? ”
Yan Rumeng obviously saw Xiao Fan go out, and now she is scrolling through her phone here as if nothing happened.
This indirectly proves that Xiao Fan should know about this.
He didn't show any surprise just now.
Isn't it......
Yan Rumeng didn't think about it, how could Xiao Fan be an ordinary person who could do such an exaggerated behavior.
"No, my husband must have been in a woman at that time. ”
"yes, I guess that's the case. ”
Xiao Fan touched his nose and didn't speak.
Watching these silly women sit together and discuss the plot, bold conjectures, reasonable assumptions, and finally laugh happily.
"I'll cook, you go on. ”
Then I walked to the kitchen.
Hongling suddenly proposed.
"I'm going to help my husband too, you two will chat first, and you both will try my handiwork. ”
Inside the kitchen.
Xiao Fan can already completely break away from the recipe.
He can already make these simple home-cooked meals.
As for the recipe, it has been completely engraved in my mind.
"Husband, thank you......"
"I know you might have helped us, but I'm not sure. ”
"I heard Mengmeng say that you came to us. ”
......
Xiao Fan: "No...... Just went out grocery shopping. ”
"Husband, it's not very professional for you to lie. ”
"The dish is yesterday's ......"
"Your eyes have betrayed you just now, and you seem to know what is going on on our side. ”
"You must have brought this thunder to you. ”
Xiao Fan: "Slander, blatant slander. ”
It's not that he doesn't want to admit it, it's that something like this sounds incredible.
No one will believe it.
Maybe only a woman like Hongling would doubt that Xiao Fan had this ability.
In case there are too many enemies of this.
I want him to use this ability to hack people when he's fine......
"Husband, I know why you don't want to admit it. ”
"But you saved both of us. ”
Xiao Fan stopped what he was doing, then turned around and said to the woman seriously.
"That's what you think, and if you think so, then I won't say anything. ”
"Well, good husband, I'll repay you well. ”
After Hongling finished speaking, he began to walk into Xiao Fan.
Xiao Fan subconsciously took a few steps back.
Didn't know what the woman wanted to do in the kitchen.
"Cook for you. ”
"Cooking?"
Xiao Fan's hanging heart finally fell, but fortunately, this woman just wanted to make a simple move.
"But before that, husband, you have to feed me. ”
Xiao Fan: "........."
After all, Xiao Fan, who had too little experience in the rivers and lakes, was defeated again and again in front of these women.
Early in the morning of the second day.
Xiao Fan went out early.
In order to escape the homework.
The key is the homework of the three women, which makes him feel a little big when he thinks about it.
He doesn't have any ability to hand in such a homework.
Instead of that, go outside for a walk.
Even if you go out and exercise.
It's also a great pleasure.
In this case, he is more likely to stay outside.
Since that school sports meeting, the big competition plus the talent competition with Murong Xue.
Xiao Fan hadn't been to school for a long time.
I haven't heard from Bai Luoluo and Murong Xue for a long time.
I heard that Murong Xue has joined the Department of Physical Education.
He listened to Xia Qiangrose, but that's fine, life is more than just reading.
He thinks there's nothing wrong with sports.
At least it can be shaped.
Xiao Fan stepped into Kyoto University.
I felt a different atmosphere.
Especially the look on the faces of many people.
It's like you're famous.
Followed by.
Xiao Fan heard greetings from no less than dozens of female classmates.
It was in his presence.
All kinds of beautiful college students with good looks have no ideas, but he is a little curious, and these women have added a unique title to themselves.
"Dean Xiao......"
There is nothing wrong with the title.
But this kind of title seems to have only been called by a girl in Bai Luoluo before.
The other girls should not be called deans by reason, they are between different departments.
Xiao Fan was stuffy in his heart.
"When did you become so famous? ”
"What the hell has happened these days?"
Xiao Fan sent a message to Bai Luoluo.
"Is there a gym class at two o'clock this afternoon, you can come then. ”
"Oh, remember to call Murong Xue and Li Xinyi. ”
After that, he went straight to the special classroom in the gymnasium.
When you enter the door.
Looking at the almost 100 people sitting inside.
And all of them are female college students.
If it weren't for Bai Luoluo, he would have suspected that he had gone to the wrong classroom.
"What is this?"
"Are they all here for gym class? ”
"When did the physical education department come to so many female students. ”
"What about the male classmates?"
Xiao Fan just asked jokingly.
Although Xiao Fan did not expect this situation, if you think about it carefully, it should be.
But attraction should also attract boys......
"The dean doesn't like boys. ”
"Yes, doesn't the dean like female classmates. ”
"Well, shouldn't female students learn more about sports? ”
"Yes, especially the set of gymnastics that Luoluo taught us, in just a few days, we can feel the obvious effect. ”
Xiao Fan thought about the gymnastics.
Then he blushed.
How dare this woman go out of anything.
But when he looked at Bai Luoluo.
Indeed, she was even more cocked.
"Ahem, I guess they all added in for this reason. ”
I'll probably have to take a look.
Then he said, "Then let's learn this section......"
"Let's continue to learn gymnastics. ”
"Well, I agree, I want Dean Xiao to personally demonstrate the standard movements. ”
"Otherwise, Dean Xiao will teach us a different set of gymnastics, such as shaping. ”
"We agree. ”
Xiao Fan listened to the various messy thoughts of these female classmates.
Sure enough, these women came here for an impure purpose.
"Yes, husband, you can teach them, they are now half of the physical education students. ”
"And this is the first batch, and there are six others. ”
Xiao Fan swallowed.
When did the students of the Department of Physical Education grow to this phenomenon?
"It's so fierce. ”
Especially their figures.
It's almost all perfect now.
Even if you participate in the beauty contest now, you will definitely get a good result.
"That, I have a video here, I'll send it to Bai Luoluo in a while, and Bai Luoluo will send it to the group. ”
"There are 10 different ways to get fit. ”
"Also, I think sports are something that strengthens the body after all, and studies are still very important. ”
"Of course, if you have a mine at home, that's another story. ”
Xiao Fan also deliberately looked at the two women, Bai Luoluo and Murong Xue.
"This year, I will not come to school for the time being, and two classmates, Bai Luoluo and Murong Xue, will teach physical education instead of me. ”
"I think the current level of the two of them is enough to teach you to exercise well. ”
"Of course, I will come over from time to time to check on your training, and I will also come over regularly to help the two of them with their homework. ”
After Xiao Fan finished speaking.
He let out a long sigh.
"Let's get out of class. ”
I immediately walked out of the classroom.
They are all hot-blooded Fang Gang's age, Xiao Fan is also a hot-blooded man in his twenties, and these female students are also in their twenties.
They are peers among themselves.
Such a single-handed operation made Xiao Fan at a loss, looking at more than a hundred beauties of various kinds.
How could Xiao Fan possibly be able to suppress it.
In the long run, something will definitely happen to him.
In order to avoid the occurrence of such incidents.
He decided to flee from this place of right and wrong.
"The school is not a safe place at the moment, and the four women Li Xinyi, Bai Luoluo, Murong Xue, and Xia Qiangrose are eyeing themselves. ”
"The purple coral at home, Yan is like a dream, and the three women of Hongling are looking forward to themselves. ”
And there are many women around the apartment to help here.
Life, it's a bit too difficult to really step on a horse.
I want to relax a little on my own.
But I have to work non-stop.
I thought I could relieve the distress brought by money.
But now I think.
Women are also a nuisance.
I knew it early.
You shouldn't marry so many young and beautiful women.
"What a wicked worker. ”
Xiao Fan found a barbecue restaurant on the side of the road.
Then I started ordering.
Dozens of strings of kidneys.
Or dozens of strings of kidneys.
In short, all kinds of kidneys......
If his body can be kept in a full range, it is still possible.
But life is really a bit too stressful.
The days of being raised by more than two dozen women in turn are indeed a bit unhappy.
He ordered another case of Tianya Beer.
Although I have practiced many books on strengthening the body, this should be what traditional Chinese medicine says, and if the deficiency is not replenished, the vitality will be greatly damaged.
In this case.
He prefers to drink beer and eat skewers.
A dozen bottles of beer, according to the usual amount of alcohol, as long as he thinks, it is estimated that it will not be a problem.
Maybe after the emotion has reached a certain level.
It's especially easy to get drunk.
The brewing emotions were just about to be released.
Xiao Fan asked for more than a dozen strings of waists.
Then he said to the stall owner.
"Pack, I'm going to take it to the sky and watch the clouds to eat. ”
The stall owner smiled, didn't speak, and still did as Xiao Fan asked.
After all, he has seen a lot of drunk people like this, and naturally he is used to it.
"It seems like a slip of the tongue. ”
Xiao Fan was stunned, but this didn't have much impact, and people thought they were bragging.