"Tell a joke, huh, does that put me in a better mood?"

When Ouyang Qing'er heard Qin Hao's words, she seemed to be a little dissatisfied and asked.

"Of course I can, I've been living on these jokes these days, otherwise I wouldn't have thought of jumping magma. ”

Qin Hao patted his chest and said.

Hearing this, Ouyang Qing'er was stunned: "Hmm, what do you mean, then why don't you die?"

"Eh, it's better to die than to live, hehe......"

……

searched the intestines and scraped the stomach, and told Ouyang Qing'er the jokes accumulated in the stomach one by one.

I have to say that Qin Hao's eloquence is still good, although Ouyang Qing'er pays attention to her image and tries her best to keep a straight face and be unhappy, but the smile in her eyes still betrays her heart.

And she listened to it with relish, occasionally curling the corners of her mouth, beautiful things, but Qin Hao was bitter in his heart.

This TMD, I am in a hurry to cultivate, this Ouyang Qing'er is still finished? The main thing is that the jokes in the master's stomach are all about to finish.

……

"Ahem, one day in the hospital, the doctor asked a patient how he broke his bones. The patient said that I felt sand in my shoes, so I held on to the telephone pole and shook my shoes, and one of the bastards thought I had been electrocuted......"

"Qin Hao, you have already told me this joke. ”

Ouyang Qing'er interrupted angrily.

"Uh...... There was a peasant who was going to the city for the first time......"

"I've talked about this too!"

Ouyang Qing'er said with a cold face.

"This ...... I said Young Master Ouyang, I've told you so much, and it's ...... Okay, right?"

Qin Hao really didn't have any jokes in his stomach, so he asked with a wry smile at this time.

If you don't repeat it again, you can only tell her pornographic jokes......

"No, go on!"

Ouyang Qing'er glared at Qin Hao and said non-negotiable.

Qin Hao leaned in his heart, and said in his heart, you can do it, force the young master to make a big move, right?

"Go on? okay...... One day, a man had a bad word and went to have surgery, and the first person who operated on him was an old doctor in his forties and fifties, because he answered a phone call, and went out in a hurry, and when he left the ward, he still muttered: Nowadays, young people have tattoos in that place, and they have a "first-class" tattoo, which is really unusual...... After the old doctor went out, he changed to a young female doctor who had just joined the work to continue the operation, and after the operation was over, the female doctor also muttered: This person is so annoying, and there is a poem tattooed on that thing, "A river flows eastward". ”

Hearing what Qin Hao said this time, Ouyang Qing'er's face suddenly flushed, and she glared at Qin Hao fiercely.

"Vulgar! what's so funny about that?"

Qin Hao coughed: "Don't worry, this is a brain teaser, so the question is, why do your old doctors and young doctors see different tattoos?"

Hearing Qin Hao's question, Ouyang Qing'er suddenly frowned, and a look of doubt appeared on her face.

"Why?" Ouyang Qing'er asked in a cold voice.

"Well, it's not interesting to tell you this, so let's do it, when you guess it, I'll continue to give you a fun question, how about it? The young master of the dignified Lingshan Sect won't not even be able to guess a brain teaser, right?"

When Qin Hao saw Ouyang Qing'er like this, he was secretly happy in his heart, and said in his heart that this beautiful young master of the Lingshan Sword Sect was quite simple from a certain point of view.

For this sharp turn, when the boss Xu Zhong asked himself, he gave the answer at that time......

"Who said I couldn't guess, you wait!" Ouyang Qing'er heard this, and immediately raised her eyebrows and said.

Then he stood up and stepped aside to think......

Seeing this, Qin Hao secretly rejoiced a few times in his heart, and said in his heart that he had finally sent the girl away, and the young master could finally cultivate with peace of mind, haha......

This morning, I saw Ouyang Qing'er frowning, she was really stumped by this brain teaser, looking at it like that, she couldn't guess that she didn't have the heart to cultivate.

I don't know how long it took, Ouyang Qing'er glanced at Qin Hao angrily, then stomped her feet, opened the stone door and walked out.

Seeing this, Qin Hao was a little speechless, and said in his heart that this sick girl is really sick, and if she can't guess it, she can't guess it, as for this?

I'm a good girl, looking at this posture, shouldn't I go out and ask others?

Thinking of this, Qin Hao suddenly sweated profusely......

Ignoring her, Qin Hao continued to seize the time to cultivate, stabilizing the strength that had just broken through.

And what he didn't know was that after Ouyang Qing'er went out, he called Xiaomei and Xiaolan to him, and told the two little girls about this brain teaser, and asked them to help him guess.

However, Xiaomei and Xiaolan, the two little girls, thought about it for a long time, but they didn't come up with a reason, and when they thought of that picture, they blushed.

Ouyang Qing'er didn't guess the answer and vowed not to give up, so that Qin Hao's bastard stumped herself, was it okay? So, she found her master.

Half an hour later, Qin Hao was immersed in cultivation, but the stone gate slowly opened again, only to see Ouyang Qing'er walking in with a black face.

When Qin Hao saw this posture, he was immediately startled.

I saw that this sick girl came over with an unkind face, and without saying a word, she slapped Qin Hao at her.

"Smack!" There was a crisp sound, and Qin Hao suddenly had a slap mark on his face.

Thanks to this, Ouyang Qing'er didn't use her internal strength, otherwise Qin Hao would probably have to be disfigured.

"Shameless!"

Extremely ashamed and angry, Ouyang Qing'er's face turned from black to red, and after a slap, he left the underground space again.

I don't know if I am disdainful or embarrassed, as if I am staying with Qin Hao again.

"Nima's, it's really not light, come down and go down, just to slap the master? You are not sick from body to mind, right? Wait for the master, this slap will come back sooner or later!"

Qin Hao touched his cheek and said with great grievance.

On the other side, after Ouyang Qing'er came up with a red face, she saw Xiaolan and Xiaomei greet her, and the two little girls looked at their young master with a curious expression.

"Sister Qing'er, what's the answer to that brain teaser?

Xiaomei asked curiously, once a woman's curiosity is hooked, it will be out of control.

Ouyang Qing'er glared at Xiaomei, then took a sip and said, "Don't ask!And Xiaomei, when you go down to deliver food to Qin Hao's bastard in the future, try not to talk to him as much as possible, and the province will be taught badly by him." ”

"Ahh......h

Xiaomei nodded inexplicably.

……

In the evening, in the courtyard where Ouyang Qing'er lived, a young man in a strong suit walked in quickly, and then closed the courtyard gate with his hand.

"Fifth Senior Brother, why are you here?"

Seeing this, Xiaolan, who was fiddling with flowers and plants in the yard, greeted her and asked.

"Where's Senior Sister Qing'er?"

Yan Huarong asked a little casually.

"Oh, the young master will go to Elder Lan's side every afternoon every month, don't you know, Fifth Senior Brother?"

Xiao Lanhu asked suspiciously.

Because of Ouyang Qing'er's cold physique, in the middle of every month, he would be on Elder Lan's side, and several elders would help him tide over the crisis.

This is not a secret in the Lingshan Sword Sect, Yan Huarong actually asked knowingly, Xiaolan is a little strange......

At this time, the fifth senior brother nodded with a sigh, and then his expression was cold, and he suddenly made a move and slashed at the back of Xiaolan's neck!

……

At this time, in the underground space, Qin Hao was sitting there, taking a big bite of four dishes and one soup, nibbling on white steamed buns.

"Xiaomei, have you eaten it, why don't you eat it together. ”

Qin Hao was embarrassed to eat alone, looked at the little girl standing next to him and said with a smile.

Xiaomei waved her hand and signaled that she would not eat.

Qin Hao pursed his lips, "Don't eat it, by the way, Xiaomei, how old are you, have you ever gone to school?"

Xiaomei shook her head, still not speaking.

"Uh...... Do you have a sweetheart?"

Qin Hao continued to ask.

I saw Xiaomei's little face flushed, and she shook her head again, but she still didn't speak.

"I'm Cao, I said you took dumb medicine, why can't you speak today?" Qin Hao raised his eyebrows and asked a little speechlessly.

I have been trapped here for so long, and this little girl who has been delivering food to herself can communicate with herself normally.

Ouyang Qing'er is humiliating in addition to ridicule, and the big golden retriever, just listening to his own bragging, he can only whine.

Now that the only little girl who can communicate with him is mute, Qin Hao seriously doubts that after he goes out, he will lose the ability to communicate with others normally......

At this time, Xiaomei flattened her mouth, and said with some grievances: "Young Master Qing'er has instructed me to tell Xiaomei not to talk to you Gongzi Qin." ”

Hearing this answer, Qin Hao suddenly became a little unhappy: "You are not allowed to talk to me more? ”

"Woohoo......"

Hearing Qin Hao say that Ouyang Qing'er was not good, the spirit beast over there, Hongyan, suddenly let out a few roars.

And Xiaomei pursed her lips and whispered: "Because the young master of Qing'er said that Gongzi Qin will teach Xiaomei badly." ”

Qin Hao suddenly had a black line on his face, leaned in and said, "Xiaomei, do you think I look like a bad person?"

Xiaomei looked at Qin Hao and smiled, but she showed a hint of cunning, pointing at the slap mark on Qin Hao's face, and her eyes narrowed into a crescent moon.

"Qin Gongzi, what's wrong with your face?"

Qin Hao sighed, then pursed his lips and closed his mouth, and stopped talking to Xiaomei with understanding......