Chapter 234: Insomnia
"Clever choice. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info" Yumemi Okazaki flattered, although I couldn't hear any sincerity, "When?"
"By the time I'm done with my mission in the outside world. I hung up again.
Night.
“...... Wenwen, I can't sleep......" I tried to lie down for a long time, but I didn't feel sleepy at all.
"Did the plan go too smoothly and make you a little too excited?" Wen Wen was a little confused, and I shouted again.
"I don't know, but as soon as I close my eyes, a lot of questions pop up in my head, and I can't find the answers, so I keep thinking about them, and I can't think of the answers, and I think I can't sleep. "I don't know what's wrong, my mind is very messy, and a lot of boring questions fill my mind, which makes me think a lot.
"Listen, maybe I can help you answer a few to make you feel better. Wenwen simply didn't sleep anymore.
"If you don't feel annoyed...... I stared at the ceiling silently, "isn't the most famous assassin in the world also the most failed assassin, because assassination is a profession that cannot be famous, there is no absolute in the world, isn't this sentence itself too absolute, if Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly, then why did they fall off on their own, if someone was born deaf, what language did he use when he talked to himself, is there a synonym for the word 'synonym'; What is the meaning of the word 'meaning', why do good people have to be difficult to become Buddhas, and bad people just need to put down the butcher's knife, why happiness and care are not antonyms, what was the name of the cobra before the invention of glasses, and ...... Why can't I sleep until now?"
"......" Wenwen was silent for a long time, "I'll think about it first, is there anything else?"
'Yes......,' I continued, describing what was going on in my head, "what did the first man who knew that milk could be drunk do to that cow; ' Is it possible for anything?' Why did the Jade Emperor's stupid bird let a monkey guard the Pan Taoyuan, why did the hook have to hang himself, and what did Monk Sha pick up in his burden, if it was clothes, but the four masters and apprentices had never changed their clothes at all, if it was dry food, but every time they had to go to the fate, and it was impossible for dry food to bring two large baskets, if it was a scripture...... So what are they going to learn from......"
"......" Wenwen was silent for a longer time this time, "You made me unable to sleep...... Speaking of which, what do you want to do with this? Do you want to change your career to become the Buddha, Qin-Shakyamuni-Yueyang?"
“...... In fact...... Because I couldn't sleep at all, I had given up thinking about what to do, and instead I was thinking about how to fall asleep, and now I have begun to understand how I fell asleep from ancient times to the present, and I forgot how to fall asleep, what to do, how to fall asleep, how to fall asleep, how to fall asleep, and when I dream, the world will tremble......" Thinking about life has never been my hobby, but insomnia is not my hobby, so the current situation makes me very uncomfortable, I have insomnia, and then now I am thinking about life," ...... What is sleeping, to put it bluntly, when we close our eyes, we actually just close our eyelids, and the eyeballs are not unable to move, although it looks dark, but this is just seeing under the eyelids, why can we fall asleep, if we are facing the sun in the daytime, even if we close our eyes, we will see a piece of red, isn't it, how do the eyeballs fall asleep, as long as you keep looking under the eyelids, or should you look at the top?"
"Stop!" Wenwen stopped, so I didn't continue, "That's what you're talking about...... Didn't I even be able to sleep at all! After listening to your nonsense, I suddenly realized that even I couldn't figure this out myself! How could I know what to do with my eyeballs when I was sleeping!"
“...... What do we breathe when we sleep, is it the nose or the mouth, or both? If so, then is the gas inhaled through the mouth and exhaled through the nose, or inhaled through the nose and exhaled through the mouth...... "Wenwen can't sleep either, forget it, let's think about life together," and how to place the arms when sleeping, are they held together? or are they placed on both sides? Is it better to put them inside the quilt or should they be placed outside? Should the pillow be held horizontally or vertically? Which side should be facing up? Where did I come from, and how was I born? Where in the universe was my birthplace? Why don't novels make money?"
“...... I just found out now......" Wenwen turned over and lay on his side, staring at me with straight eyes, "It turns out that sleeping is such a difficult thing! Are we accomplishing such a terrible task every day? It's strange to always think about such troublesome things and sleeping! Don't you just want to sleep? As long as your body is tired, you can do it!" Wenwen took my hand and pressed it on his chest, "Then let's do it until we can all fall asleep!"
Thereupon......
"Heavenly ...... It's dawn......" Wenwen looked out the window in a daze, "Today...... Please take a leave of absence......"
"Ah...... I thought so too...... "I touched my phone and called Yumemi Okazaki, "Yumemi Okazaki, help us ask for leave...... Who else could it be, me and Shotimaru Wen...... Yes...... Sprinkle ......"
And just like that, a day passed.
“sir...... sir!emergency, sir!" Systham suddenly woke me up, "Wake up!
"Huh, what's wrong?" I rubbed my eyes and yawned, "Huh...... Say. ”
"Sanae Kazugashi's abilities are familiar with it sooner than you expect. "Sistemm was previously assigned by me to pay attention to the adaptation of the early seedlings in the Dongfeng Valley, and now it is useful, "At this rate, you will be able to implement your plan in five days at most, the final step." ”
"Five days later...... What day of the week is today?" There is another condition for the final step to be carried out, and that is that Sanae must be at Moriya Shrine.
"Tuesday. "Five days later it will be Sunday." ”
"That day, this Sunday, the final step is set for ten o'clock in the morning, to detect the situation of the exile (Gensokyo local limited temporary assembly machine), and it must be successful at the first time, tell Yakumo Purple the time, and let her prepare in advance. "It's better to plan sooner rather than later, as the saying goes, it's better to choose a day than to hit a day, and as things stand, I don't have any reason to fail.
"Got it, sir, as you wish. Heatham took the order and left. (To be continued.) )