Chapter 17: I Know the Rules

The emperor was overjoyed and excited.

He didn't expect the Holy Maiden to agree so readily. You must know that at the beginning of the holy women's reign, they would have a dragon fight with the royal family and Haotian Temple, and this process often took several years. The saint will give in and have to give up her benefits. Some saints have not given up resistance for a hundred years, and would rather imprison Haotian Palace for a hundred years than give up any profits.

Mu Yanyu saw that there was some kind of tacit understanding between his father and the crown princess, or a deal, and both parties were very satisfied.

However, he didn't understand anything!

Mu Yanyu: What the hell is the health pill?

Lin Xiaoxian said coquettishly: "Father, I heard that some people are buying things everywhere in the name of the crown princess. You have to take care of it. ”

Haotian Temple used a perverted expensive plane cruise ship to pit Lin Xiaoxian, and the emperor knew about it. Without the emperor's permission, airplanes and cruise ships could not enter the palace.

The Emperor expressed his anger. "It's against them!

Lin Xiaoxian knew that her more than one billion arrears bill would be wiped out.

"Father Xie is the master for me!Father, I have to go back to Haotian Palace, Haotian is still waiting for me to tell him a story." Lin Xiaoxian accepted it when she saw it.

After staying with the emperor for so long, he was blackmailed with a health pill, and if he stays any longer, he doesn't know how much he will lose.

The Emperor nodded. "There you go. Le Zhong, send the crown princess. Ah Yan, you stay, I have a few words to explain to you. ”

Le Zhong personally escorted him, which was a great courtesy.

The signal soon spread both inside and outside the palace.

The rumor that the emperor didn't like the crown princess fell apart in an instant.

As soon as Lin Xiaoxian walked away, the emperor picked up the teacup on the table and smashed it for Mu Yanyu.

Mu Yanyu didn't dare to hide.

The teacup smashed on his shoulder, splashing him with tea, and the bullet fell to the ground, shattering in pieces.

"What I said to you, do you take it as the wind in your ears?" Mu Hongde jumped like thunder.

"Mu Yanyu, Lin Wanxian is a saint! She represents the will of Haotian! The power of my Dahao royal family originates from Haotian! Do you understand? The day she chose you, I warned you. Originally, this was Ah Tuo's responsibility, but since she appointed you, this is your responsibility, your mission! ”

Seeing that Mu Yanyu was stiff and didn't understand, the emperor walked up to him and shouted: "Mu Yanyu, do you understand the proportions in this?"

Mu Yanyu smiled miserably and knelt down on his knees. "Erchen understands. It's just that my father, there is no other choice? I am a dignified son, but I want to sell my body and soul, like a duck selling meat, to deceive women's feelings. Father, son-in-law really can't do it!"

The emperor said indifferently: "Then go and study! Study hard, how to be the best actor!

As a result, the prince had one more study - acting class.

Lin Xiaoxian returned to the East Palace.

Jingu's cooking is unreliable, and he will be targeted after cooking a meal.

Lin Xiaoxian decided to cook it in the East Palace.

"I'm going to incense the room, don't come in. When driving away the palace maid and the palace order, Lin Xiaoxian first paved the way for the fragrance of rice.

As soon as Mu Yanyu stepped into the East Palace, he smelled the fragrance and was refreshed.

"What is the crown princess doing?" The rice cooker is an electrical appliance, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said that he had never seen it.

"Shhh Lin Xiaoxian motioned to Mu Yanyu to keep quiet.

Mu Yanyu took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, there was still a quarter of an hour to twelve o'clock. It's a little early for lunch, but it's not impossible.

He instructed the female envoy to pass lunch, and asked Lin Xiaoxian what she wanted to eat.

Lin Xiaoxian said: "Eat meat." I'm going to eat roast duck!"

The envoy looked at Mu Yanyu, and when Mu Yanyu nodded, she responded: "Yes, His Royal Highness the Prince, the Crown Princess." ”

More than a dozen beautiful female envoys and palace orders pushed silver insulated dining carts and rushed in. One after another delicacies were served, and there were 36 dishes, as well as 8 plates of snacks and 12 kinds of drinks and drinks.

The two palace commanders took silver chopsticks and tried them one by one. Mu Yanyu and Lin Xiaoxian moved their chopsticks.

Seeing that the palace order would change a pair of silver chopsticks every time she tried a dish, Lin Xiaoxian removed the awkwardness of eating other people's leftovers.

From the time she got on the military plane to the present, it can be regarded as a bite of good food, and Lin Xiaoxian has no reason to eat it very happily.

"You can sandwich each dish a maximum of three times. Seeing Lin Xiaoxian's eyes shining and her chopsticks non-stop, Mu Yanyu reminded her.

Lin Xiaoxian took a bite of the dish, nodded, and said vaguely: "Cook until (know)." ”

Half-full, Lin Xiaoxian stopped her chopsticks and said to Mu Yanyu: "His Royal Highness the Prince, can you let them retreat?" ”

A dozen or so female envoys and palace officials standing on the side: You can't eat this? When the prince took one bite, you had already eaten three bites. The prince takes a bite, so little, and you take a bite, so much, and your mouth is full.

Mu Yanyu waved his hand.

The envoys and palace officials withdrew.

Lin Xiaoxian saw that they were just standing outside the eaves of the porch and did not close the door, so she ran over and closed the door under the stunned eyes of the female envoys.

Mu Yanyu smiled. "Just a meal, as for ......"

Lin Xiaoxian said loudly: "The concubine wants to have some fun with His Royal Highness the Prince." Come, Your Highness the Prince, I'll feed you. ”

Mu Yanyu glared. Close the door but pull a loudspeaker to speak, what kind of way is this?

"Or, Your Highness, will you feed me?" Lin Xiaoxian said with a smile, but secretly took out the rice cooker from the space.

She turned on the rice cooker, filled herself with a big bowl of Jiuling bamboo rice, took Mu Yanyu's bowl over, filled half a bowl, and put it back for Mu Yanyu.

Mu Yanyu was still staring.

Lin Xiaoxian was not happy, and whispered: "You are enough." Very expensive. Your big table of dishes is not enough for my grain of rice. I've already suffered a lot. ”

As she spoke, Lin Xiaoxian turned off the rice cooker and put it into the space.

"Well, it's still delicious at home. Lin Xiaoxian served the dish and gulped down the Jiuling bamboo rice.

After only eating two meals of Jiuling Bamboo Rice, she already felt that the staple food of Dahao Palace was difficult to swallow.

Mu Yanyu looked at the glittering rice grains in the bowl, as if in a dream. Happiness came too suddenly, and he didn't turn around for a while.

It's not that he hasn't eaten Lingmi, but he's never eaten it before. The whole half bowl is full of spiritual rice grains, each crystal clear, shining with holy brilliance, without a trace of variegation, mellow and fragrant.

Mu Yanyu couldn't help but think of the fact that he ate the spiritual rice dumplings given by the emperor's great-grandmother when he was a child. He and the third emperor brother Mu Zhanyu wanted to pick up the few glowing rice grains to eat, but they used a toothpick to peel off for a long time before they peeled off more than 20 spiritual rice grains, and then slowly ate them one by one for a long time. After eating, I was sad, thinking about how good it would be if one day I could eat a rice dumpling full of spiritual rice.

Later, when I grew up, I no longer picked carefully, and I understood that even if you were a royal family, it would be difficult to want a zongzi full of spiritual rice. If you eat a zongzi with more grains of spiritual rice, you will be secretly happy for a long time.

This half bowl of spiritual rice is obviously larger than the emperor's great-grandmother's small rice dumplings. Moreover, there is no messy things such as jujube paste and red beans, and there is no adulteration of a grain of glutinous rice.

"Eat quickly, what are you doing in a daze? I warn you, if you are discovered, I will say that you forced me, and you will see if your father will kill you." Lin Xiaoxian warned in a low voice.

Mu Yanyu's expression froze for a moment, picked up the chopsticks, and quickly shaved up the rice.

Lin Xiaoxian is right, eating spiritual rice like this will be known by the father and queen mother, and she will definitely be punished.

Spiritual rice is immortal food. Before each consumption, you should bathe and fast for three days, burn incense and worship, pray to the ancestors, thank Haotian, and share the food with the whole family.

They eat so casually and secretly, disrespectful to Haotian, unfilial to their parents, and unfriendly to their brothers and sisters......

With a strong sense of guilt, Mu Yanyu ate quickly.

Bang, the door was forced open.

Ten priests rushed in like robbers, wrapped in rage.

Shocked, Mu Yanyu choked on the last bite of spiritual rice. "Ahem, cough, cough...... "Find water, water......

Several female envoys hurriedly ran in to "rescue" the prince, beat the prince's back and feed him water.

Lin Xiaoxian was holding the bowl, there was too much spiritual rice, and she hadn't finished it yet. She glanced at the priests lightly, then continued to plank the rice, took a big bite, and stuffed all the spiritual rice grains into her mouth.

"Your Highness the Holy Maiden!" the priests glared at Lin Xiaoxian, eager to pry Lin Xiaoxian's mouth open and take out all the spiritual rice.

Mu Yanyu drank a large mouthful of water fed by the female envoy, saved his life, and roared angrily: "Come on, drive out these crazy people who trespassed on the East Palace to the palace!"

The four palace commanders walked in unhurriedly.

The head of the East Palace, the biggest female envoy in the East Palace and the head of the palace order, walked in front of Mu Yanyu, bowed and saluted, and said: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, the gods and servants said that they want to search for foreign forbidden things, and we really dare not stop it." ”

Alien violations are all stipulated in the Dahao Criminal Code, but the right to investigate and dispose of them is not in the Dahao police and judicial departments, but has been retained in the Haotian Temple.

For more than 10,000 years, no matter how civilization progressed, Haotian Temple's power to monitor aliens has never changed.

Mu Yanyu was sulking and helpless.

Lin Xiaoxian slowly swallowed the rice grains and took a sip of fresh coconut water. She loves coconuts.

The priests searched around, but found nothing.

They got the letter and came to arrest the prince and the holy woman for stealing the gifts of the gods, and to cure the holy woman for the crime of contempt for the royal family and the Haotian Temple, but as a result, they were half a step late, and the last grain of spiritual rice fell into the stomachs of the holy woman and the prince.

"That's where I just had a meal. Why? Can't I eat outside the Shrine?" Lin Xiaoxian took out her mobile phone, rubbed Mu Yanyu's hot spot, and opened the browser. "I'll do a search, how does this criminal code stipulate that the alien chapter is? Oh, it seems that all the provisions are to punish you in this realm. ”

Lin Xiaoxian stood up, pointed to the supervisor of the East Palace, and said, "It's him! It's him! It's him! These meals are all served by him, you quickly arrest him." ”

Of course, there is no crime of providing food to other races in the Otherworldly Chapter, otherwise, it would not be legal for the royal family to offer saints in a grand manner.

However, the crime in the Otherworldly chapter about providing food to strangers to help them stand on their own feet is that it must achieve the result of causing the aliens to support themselves in the Amber Realm, causing the aliens to break away from the royal family and the control of Haotian Temple, before it can constitute a crime.

Of course, the priests couldn't arrest the East Palace Supervisor.

But I've already rushed in, and I always have to find a little face.

"Holy Maiden, what sin should you be guilty of dividing the gift of God privately?"

Lin Xiaoxian raised three fingers at a time. "One, I don't have a God's gift, two, God's gift is mine, I want to give it to whomever I want, and three, there really is nothing in your code to govern me. ”

A young woman in the middle of the divine attendant said sharply: "Holy Maiden, although you are a foreign race, you are not completely uncontrolled by the laws of this realm!"

Lin Xiaoxian flipped through the page of her mobile phone again. "Oh, there's one here. Whoever intentionally kills a person of different race shall be sentenced to imprisonment for not less than three years...... Has anyone been killed here? Adults, search for it. Look if I've killed someone! Tut-tut, your Otherworldly Chapter is quite a traitor, and if you people from this realm give me too much food, you will have to be sentenced to death, and if you kill your people, you only need to go to prison for three years...... Yes, yes, can I go sideways in the future? It's quite cost-effective to exchange three years of freedom for a life. ”

The priests, envoys, and palace commanders were all indignant, and they couldn't wait to punch Lin Xiaoxian's nose.

Mu Yanyu felt uncomfortable. At this time, he should be on Lin Xiaoxian's side, Lin Xiaoxian has the upper hand, he should be happy, but Lin Xiaoxian is scolding his world and his country, and he is uncomfortable.

"You guys investigate the case slowly, I'll go back to Haotian Palace. Lin Xiaoxian picked up the plate containing the roast duck, grabbed another bottle of coconut soft drink, and walked out slowly.

The priests looked at each other, unable to find a reason to stop them.

No, they originally arrested Lin Xiaoxian and returned to Haotian Palace. However, now that Lin Xiaoxian has taken the initiative to go back, why does she have such a great sense of frustration? Why do they want to stop her so much? What they want is for the saint to cry and wipe her tears, beg for mercy, or be angry and angry, not so calmly and swaggeringly to go back!

Lin Xiaoxian walked to the door, shook the coconut water jar in his hand, turned around and said, "I don't break the law with this thing, right? If I break the law, you will arrest him! He gave it!" Lin Xiaoxian once again "identified" the head of the East Palace.

Supervisor of the East Palace: ......

The priests were silent, saluted Mu Yanyu, said "Excuse me, please forgive His Royal Highness the Prince", and chased after Lin Xiaoxian.

"What kind of drag, what kind of wind and waves can she turn over as a strange beast? When the world's 50 billion people are vegetarians?" a female envoy stomped her foot indignantly.

As soon as these words came out, the whole East Palace was collectively excited, and only Mu Yanyu's heart trembled inexplicably.

Of course, Lin Xiaoxian is not stupid enough to think of fighting the whole world with the power of one person. So, when she returned to the shrine, she confessed.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please inform Haotian Temple, His Majesty the Emperor has already negotiated the conditions with me, and His Majesty only needs me to provide him with a health pill within a few years. ”

"You ask, what does Haotian Temple need, and give me a five-year plan. ”

"I know the rules very well, and at the same time, I also hope that Haotian Temple can understand the rules. That's just a little bit a year in total. I can't get much stuff, you want more, I can't give it, even if you force me to death, it's useless. Only when everyone understands the rules, hello, hello, hello, everyone, can we seek common development. Do you think that's the truth?"

The priests looked at each other, there were still many means in the mission plan given to them by Haotian Temple that had not been used, and the purpose of the mission had been achieved?