"Tick!"

A car drove by on the road, Lu Ze once again adapted to the strong light and opened his eyes, the white-collar workers were passing by quickly on the phone, and there was still a group of children with balloons running around the street, no different from the last time.

Lu Ze suddenly felt a little soreness in his waist, and his two shoulders seemed to be pressed by something, making him hunch his back slightly.

Lu Ze trembled and stretched out his hands, sure enough, his skin had aged like a sand skin, and the cyan blood vessels in his skin were obvious, the answer was obvious, he had become an old Lu head!

"Watt...... Fack?"

Lu Ze only now understands what the simulation stage is, and he seems to have heard before that if you want to learn a foreign language quickly, you have to go to live abroad.

What the hell is this called? If you want to imitate the old man's living habits and thinking, you have to become an old man? What the hell is this reason!

"What's next for you?"

Lu Ze thought about it, oh yes! Go to the park to play chess, right? Since the time can be arranged by himself, then Lu Ze doesn't bother to think about what he should do, just live according to the old Lu Tou's schedule.

However, the feeling of weakness caused by the aging of the body really shocked Lu Ze, maybe the process of getting older is the process you get used to, and you only occasionally find out when you are young, ah~ It turns out that my physical fitness is so much worse than back then.

But now, Lu Ze crossed the middle-aged era and went directly to the ground, this kind of discomfort was like ants crawling on his body, sour and tired.

Finally walked to the park, a group of old men were playing chess around, and Lu Ze stood by to watch.

These old men played chess and changed people as if they were going to fight, and they all rushed to sit down and play two games, and the old Lu Tou was also considered a strong soldier, and he could directly kill three in and three out in a group of old men, and he could play almost immediately in the park.

But Lu Ze was not embarrassed to do this, so he craned his neck behind his back and watched from the periphery, and he still had the precept of watching chess and not saying a true gentleman in his heart, which was much quieter than other noisy old men.

After watching other chess players play a game, Lu Ze took out the old man machine and looked at the time, only fifteen minutes had passed, and he cursed a colorful pen in his heart, and at the same time felt that time was really slow.

After standing for more than forty minutes, Lu Ze felt some pain in his legs, as if he couldn't stand anymore, he turned his head to look at the old men who were still playing chess, so he could only give up the idea of playing chess and take steps to turn around the park twice.

As he walked, he saw the basketball court, and there were a few resting benches next to him, Lu Ze walked over and sat down, watching a group of young people sweating and playing basketball, and sighed in his heart: "It's good to be young......"

A young man likes to pretend to be forced, shoots a three-pointer, and then three don't stick, and the ball rolls down to Lu Ze's side.

"Uncle, can you help throw the ball?

"Who's the rabbit boy shouting, uncle!"

Lu Ze muttered, but he didn't refuse, and was about to bend down to pick up the basketball and throw it to these young men, but at the moment when he just touched the ball.

"Smack!"

The back seemed to be whipped hard by a whip dipped in chili water, this kind of pain made Nima's scalp tingle, and Lu Ze, who was in pain, almost shouted: "I'm going! I'm going!"

"Warning, the host is mimicking the daily life and thinking style of the elderly, this behavior is deductible, please be careful!"

"Fuck your uncle, you still dare to beat me? Do you know if you abuse the elderly? Give me a whip, this is for me to smoke, it must be bleeding, you fucking are very heavy!"

The system stopped talking, but Lu Ze also coaxed, the hot feeling in his back quickly dissipated, there should be no wounds, seeing that a group of young people still looked at themselves and wanted to let themselves pass the ball to them, Lu Ze glanced at these young people, looked at the ball again, raised his old foot, and gently kicked the basketball, and then the basketball slowly rolled towards the young man.

"Don't look at it!

Lu Ze was a little blocked from the system and was about to leave the park, but at the moment when he just stood up, his waist clicked, and Lu Ze immediately held his old waist and gently hammered it.

"Is this still not letting people live? Oops~ This backache ...... Tut-tut, oops. ”

After slowly walking two steps and getting used to the discomfort in his waist, Lu Ze came to the vegetable market according to his memory, touched his pocket, and he still had about 200 yuan, enough to eat a good meal, anyway, he would experience it for 12 hours, and he would not spend it in vain.

went to the butcher shop first, Lu Ze looked at it carefully, and then pointed to a piece of beef brisket and asked the boss, "How much is a pound of beef brisket?"

"Yo, Uncle Lu, the brisket is forty-two and one pounds, I just came here today, this brisket is so good, I am reluctant to sell it, look at this pattern." ”

"Everything in your mouth has just come, and I just came, give me two catties!"

The boss seemed to see Lao Lu for the first time, and said with a smile: "Why is it so bright today, Uncle Lu?

"It's just me, can't you eat something good? ”

"What's not to do then, you see, eighty is okay? Fifteen pork belly, ninety-five in total. ”

took out a hundred and found five yuan, Lu Ze carried three catties of meat and went to the vegetable stall, that is, the stall owner who was tortured by the old Lu Tou, bought a yam, and then returned home satisfied.

When he went up the stairs, Lu Ze really didn't feel that the old Lu was sweating all over his head, he was really tired, just this old arm and legs, he really couldn't go up to the fourth floor if he didn't eat the new cover high calcium tablets.

When I got home, I took off my coat and came to the kitchen wearing a blue hurdle vest, first washed the meat, cut the beef into large pieces, added green onions and threw it into the pressure cooker to cook, and then cut the pork belly into pieces and put it in the pot, add cooking wine, and add soy sauce to blanch it.

Take out the pork belly, heat the oil in a hot pan, boil the sugar and put star anise, minced ginger, green onion white, thirteen spices, light soy sauce, salty salt and stir-fry quickly, add dark soy sauce to color, and then add water and simmer.

In about an hour, a pot of yam stewed beef brisket was made, with some wolfberries added to it, and on the other side was a bowl of red braised pork.

After taking a sip of the beef brisket soup, Lu Ze sighed with satisfaction, this day ...... Overbearing!

He put a bowl of rice and threw the braised pork into his mouth, which was very fragrant and delicious at first, but gradually, he found that he couldn't chew it, and the meat couldn't be chewed at all.

Fortunately, Lao Lu's teeth have all been lost, and he is now wearing dentures, otherwise there will be a tragedy of eating a piece of meat and eating his teeth.

But even so, the more Lu Ze chewed, the more he felt that his teeth were not good, his gums were already sore, and his entire cheeks were sore.

The feeling of wanting to eat and not being able to eat was the most uncomfortable, Lu Ze stared at these two dishes deadly, and finally chose to give up, put the two dishes into the kitchen, and then ate a bowl of rice with some pickles.

Lu Ze actually didn't want to call the so-called daughter, after all, he was afraid of leaving a psychological shadow on a daughter who was older than his actual age, but thinking about the two cooked dishes, he couldn't eat them, and it would be a pity not to let people come over to eat them, so he still decided to call his daughter.

"Hey, Xiaoqin, what are you doing, is there something going on tonight?"

Lu Ze still heard the old Lu Tou call last time and knew that his daughter was called Xiaoqin, but it was quite smooth to call it himself.

"Huh, Dad, I'm busy right now, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just want to ask if you have time? I made yam stewed brisket and braised pork, or you can eat it when you go home." ”

"Dad, you said you can't eat these things, why are you doing it? I'm too busy today, I can't really go, if you really can't eat it, you can pour it, I'll hang up first." ”

After hanging up the phone, Lu Ze was stunned for a while, thinking about the scene when he talked to his parents on the phone, it seemed that he was not much better than this Xiaoqin's attitude towards himself, and he felt a little guilty in his heart.

After lunch, time passed very slowly, Lu Ze felt bored, turned on the TV and watched the movie channel, but now the movies played on the TV are also unsightly.

In the end, he could only turn off the TV, pick up the old version of the Three Kingdoms on the desk and read it silently, so that time passed quickly.

But this time, my waist is sick again, and I sit for too long, and it hurts and hurts.

took the book back to the bed and read it on his stomach, until it was more than nine o'clock in the evening, he was a little sleepy, Lu Ze took off his reading glasses, rubbed his eyes, washed his feet, and went to bed.

The scene darkened again......

"The first stage of the simulation is completed, the score is forty-five, and if you fail, you will be punished. ”

"Bang Bang!"

"Hey, hey, your mother sells batches! Stop fighting! I'm convinced! I'm wrong, can't I!"

A total of ten whips were drawn, and Lu Ze was almost incontinent, lying directly on the ground and rolling his eyes in pain, feeling that he was going to die if he couldn't get up.

"Start the second phase of simulation training, the second phase is one month, please prepare the host, 3...... 2......1......”

"I said your mother is still here?!!!"

“......”