This loud fart exploded in the quiet auditorium without warning, and the sound was like a dull thunderbolt that was not very obvious.

Maybe the students in the front row didn't hear it, but the people sitting in the middle and back rows definitely heard it clearly.

The people who heard this fart subconsciously turned their heads in unison, and the scene was really spectacular.

Tang Jiuye, who was sitting in the pavilion on the stage, froze all his body, the corners of his eyes twitched uncontrollably, staring at the group of stubborn lords in cyan robes at the back door, and instantly had the urge to rush over with the guqin to kill them.

"You can put a special fart, you have to wait for the audience to be silent, I was about to play the piano when you held back a big one, and the afterglow was so long, I didn't know that I thought it was a special sound effect played by labor and management on the guqin. ”

Tang Yi's temples suddenly pursed his lips tightly, his face was silent, but he was complaining frantically in his heart.

The rich second generation who really didn't hold back for a long time, after this fart was relaxed, it was called a comfort.

He is not stupid, the moment his ass is loosened, this thing knows that he is in a big disaster, so as soon as the fart is finished, he pretends to be okay and completely shrinks behind Zhao Mu.

Not only that, but I don't know where he got the courage, so he actually pushed Zhao Qiye's waist hard with a twitch of his brain.

This caused Zhao Mu to stumble into the auditorium under the gaze of countless people, as if a child who had done something wrong took the initiative to stand up and admit his mistake.

Seeing this scene, Huizi, Da Kui and the others were all busy and secretly pinched the root of their thighs with their hands.

It's not that they want to fart too, but it's a way to divert attention and keep themselves from laughing on the spot.

"I'm Nima!"

When has the dignified Zhao Gongzi ever been so ugly, the anger in his heart, the grievance and pity, the fear, and the trembling.

Even from such a distance, he could clearly feel the murderous aura in Tang Yi's eyes.

"What to do, what to do, now I have to be crippled by Old Tang, who the fuck pushed me!"

Zhao Mu complained frantically in his heart, his face was also unfazed, and he quickly thought about countermeasures in his mind.

Three seconds later, I saw the cargo standing up straight, symbolically arranging his collar, learning from the appearance of those ancient scholars in the movie, and taking out the rehearsed lines of the Tiantuan in advance in the direction of the stage.

"Tang Gongzi, Xiaosheng is polite. ”

There is your uncle's gift!

Why are you so polite to fart at this time?!

Seeing this product selling in front of the teachers and students of the whole school, Tang Yi's head was buzzing and he wanted to lift the knife.

However, what is even more excessive is still to come, after Zhao Mu's nondescript salute, Huizi, Da Kui, and Jin Fatzi all reflexively stood up and saluted together: "Tang Gongzi, Xiaosheng is polite." ”

Tang Yi: ........

"Let's go, let's go, the plan has changed, the wind is tight, and it's!"

Zhao Mu always kept a smile on his face, but he squirmed his lips and stepped back, while pressing his throat to greet everyone.

Although, he is wronged to death in his heart, and he is wronged to death.

It's not him who farts!

But at this time, he knew that there was no place to reason.

I can only pinch my nose and admit it.

Then, the stubborn master Tiantuan swaggered in front of everyone, put a fart with a long aftertaste, and by the way, he also installed an X, and ran away after loading, leaving Tang Yi alone to freeze on the stage alone and messy.

Zhao Mu was also very aggrieved, obviously he wanted to surprise Tang Yi, who knew that he would be disturbed by a fart like this.

As soon as he thought of Tang Jiuye's eyes looking at him just now, he felt a chill in his back.

Fortunately, Zhao Mu was the executive director who was deployed to be in charge of the scene this time, and he was extremely experienced in this kind of stage play, just when Tang Yi didn't know if he should play the guqin after the afterglow of that fart, a baritone with an unusually thick voice with ancient rhyme then chanted:

The ruffle skirt is cut in one color,

Fleur opened to the sides of her face.

Out of sight in the pool,

When I heard the song, I felt that someone was coming.

The deep and low, far-reaching poetry recitation suddenly brought everyone's attention back to the stage.

When Tang Yi recited the first line of the poem, he instantly understood the meaning of the on-site executive director.

In order to achieve the best visual and auditory effects for the show, a total of three sets of plans were designed when the stage choreography and design were carried out.

The second set of plans is that Tang Yi freezes under the spotlight after appearing, and then continues to recite poems, which not only deducts the theme, but also enhances the artistic conception.

However, at that time, Tang Yi felt that this was a little cumbersome and procrastinating, so he took it as an alternative.

At the end of the recitation of the last sentence "Hearing the song and feeling that someone is coming", the impact of that fart sound has basically been minimized.

Tang Yi also connected smoothly, and after freezing for nearly half a minute like a robot, he finally plucked the first string with the aftersound of the last line of the poem.

Together with the ancient, pure and far-reaching sound of the piano, everyone seems to be in the beautiful scenery of the lotus pond and moonlight in front of them with the sound of his piano.

Even many people subconsciously raised a touch of anticipation, if there was a woman in this picture scroll boating on the lake to pick lotuses, how beautiful it would be.

When the students who really blended into the picture scroll with the sound of the piano, the next second that this idea came to their minds, in the lotus pond filled with dry ice and water waves under the stage effect, a lotus-picking boat slowly swung out from the other side.

Everything was so beautiful.

Xi Peony on the lotus-picking boat, beautiful at this moment, her dress, demeanor, smile, and live is a lotus-picking girl who came out to pick lotus in the bright moonlight.

After Xi Shaoyao appeared in the light boat, Tang Yi's piano sound just turned, and the piano sound became more and more ethereal.

Xi Shaoyao's pretended lotus picker girl looked up at the young man in the pavilion on the shore who was touching the qin, and her face was slightly red, and she danced on this small light boat with the sound of the piano.

This scene, whether it was the teachers or the classmates present, they were all stupid.

Not only the students and teachers in the auditorium, but even Zhao Mu and others, who were preparing to be whistling outside the auditorium, all subconsciously retracted back to the door, staring at the stage without blinking.

Especially Zhao Mu, who is a prince in the entertainment industry, he doesn't know how many various parties and activities he has participated in in the past few years, and what kind of programs he has never seen.

However, he never dreamed that Tang Jiuye, who had made countless stubborn lords worship and awe, would actually play such a good piano.

A freshman female student at an ordinary university can dance a dance to such a level.

And he's sure that this dance has never been on any stage before.

Because once this kind of immortal-level dance appears, there is no doubt that it will become a peerless classic like Feitian and Thousand-Armed Guanyin.

If he had known that the quality of Tang Yi's program was so high, how could Zhao Mu bring so many people to play tricks?

Even if you are going to come, you must come to the party in formal attire.

If he had known that the dancing lotus picking girl was as beautiful as a fairy who came out of the picture scroll, he would not have dressed up the eighteen beauties as lotus picking girls to offer flowers to Tang Yi.

At a certain moment, Zhao Mu was even a little grateful to the guy who farted.

If it weren't for him, maybe it would really go as planned, and disturb the pair of fairy-like people on the stage.

The end of the song.

The end of a dance.

Tang Yi stood up in the afterglow of the guqin, and the spotlight hit his body, making him more and more delicate and clean, and his temperament was extraordinary.

Xi Shaoyao stood on the lotus picking boat, as real as an ordinary lotus picking girl, and as if she was in a dream.

At a certain moment, the white-clothed scholar and the lotus-picking girl glanced at each other from afar, their eyes were touching away, one shy bowed his head slightly and rowed away, and the other sighed lightly and left with the qin.

Until the figures of the two of them disappeared from this beautiful lotus pond and moonlight, the bright crescent moon was also hidden in the clouds little by little, and the stage darkened.

The stunned crowd woke up like a dream.

I don't know who was the first to stand up and applaud, followed by the second, then the third......

In the blink of an eye, the huge auditorium turned into a sea of applause and screams, and countless crazy men and women shouted the names of Tang Yi and Xi Shaoyao like crazy.

The atmosphere was even more crazy and enthusiastic than the star-chasing scene.

Outside the auditorium, eighteen beauties dressed as lotus pickers in white saro skirts each held a lotus flower in their hands, still waiting for Zhao Mu's password.

waited until the show was over, and before Zhao Mu gave the order to send flowers on stage, one of the girls hesitated and walked over to ask for instructions: "Mr. Zhao, are the flowers still being sent?"

Zhao Mu, who was still immersed in Tang Yi and Xi Peony's lotus-picking song, turned his head and glared at her fiercely, "Send your sister, get out, hurry back, don't embarrass me here." ”

"Oh. ”

The girl was about to cry when she was wronged, so she could only pout and leave with the little sisters.

"A bunch of stupid girls with no brains and no eyesight!"

Zhao Muzheng had no place to sprinkle the ghost fire in his stomach, and the unlucky girl went up with a pestle at this time, didn't she send him a punching bag.

"Seventh brother, do we want to withdraw first, the boss will come out in a while......"

"I'll go, their brother is brainless, and you are also D brainless, we are here, we are in trouble, and we have finished watching the show, and we will leave without saying hello, do you think Lao Tang will pick our skin one by one?"

"Let's use your brains to think about it, will Old Tang become a celebrity for their school after tonight, will there be countless female students coveting his beauty and body, and will there be countless male students who look at him unpleasantly and regard him as a public enemy? Since we are here, we must show off our muscles and let all the girls know that Tang Yi is a male god that they don't even have the qualifications to look up to, let those boys know that our ninth master is an existence that they will never dare to provoke!"

Zhao Mu glared at the little second generation fiercely, and then he explained with a serious face as if he understood his troubles.

Someone with a twinkle in his eyes suggested, "It sounds very reasonable, so should we go and drive the car in?"

Zhao Mu thought for a while, "That's not necessary, it's too much to pretend to be X, it's easy to arouse everyone's disgust, and we can't drive more than a hundred cars." Listen to me in a moment, let's ...... Such...... Again....... In short, we just need to make sure that no one dares to disturb Don's college life. ”

If Tang Yi knew that Zhao Qiye was thinking about him so much, I don't know if he would laugh angrily on the spot.

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