Chapter 81

"Is it really a county deed?"

Dysentery and triangular eyes are shocked!

Although the two don't know how to read, they have seen the deed, and every family has it.

"Black donkey, what are you showing off, didn't you say that you won't spread it!"

The thin monkey scolded with a straight face, looking like a strange companion leaking secrets.

"Ahh

The black donkey hurriedly put away the deed and said: "The deed is fake, picked up on the road, we didn't get rich, tease you;

The two said they would go!

"The black donkey and the thin monkey are all brothers in the same village, they have a life's friendship together, what is the chance to make a fortune, for the sake of robbing the aisle together, pull the brothers!"

As soon as they saw the two of them covering up, the dysentery head and triangular eyes felt that something was wrong, and they chased after them.

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As for stepping on the point, stepping on a fart!

How about doing this business, and how many sons can fall into their hands.

"Well, for the sake of robbing the aisle, I'll tell you about it. I'm not meeting a chance to make a fortune, I'm meeting a great benevolent person......"

"How is it possible, how can there be such a bodhisattva and good man in this world, the thief steals him, he gives the thief silver, and let the thief be a partner...... They also call us bandits heroes of the green forest, I don't believe it!"

"If you don't believe me, come with me. ”

"But the situation in the mountains, we have already told Young Master Wang about it, you can't get a decent name, don't want to have a house like us!"

"Well, I know, how did you get so white?"

"Have you ever heard of soap?"

......

Two days later, Black Tiger Village!

The three masters descended from the mountain, and an axe was chopped on the stone, and the sparks were scattered!

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With a sullen breath, the tiger gritted his teeth and said: "Grass, two bastards with dysentery and triangular eyes, promised Lao Tzu not to go to the county town to visit the kiln, but he didn't go back to his mother, this group of unproductive things, one by one, couldn't control the lower half of their bodies, and when they came back, Lao Tzu castrated them all!"

"Three masters, don't be angry, a few of them are not angry, and we are there!"

A red-faced man stood up and patted his chest and said: "As long as you let me step on it, I promise not to go to the kiln and come back in two days, if I come back one day late, the third master castrated me with your axe." ”

Xiashan Hu gritted his teeth and looked at the remaining four little brothers: "No, Lao Tzu can't trust you, the four of you go together, the two of you are responsible for stepping on the point, and the two of you are responsible for monitoring." ”

"If they dare to go to the county seat, they will break their legs directly, and they are not allowed to bring a penny down the mountain. ”

The four of them went down the mountain with a bitter face!

If you don't want to bring a penny, how can you go to the county seat, just stepping on a little bit has a fart meaning.

Two days later!

In the black heart tiger stone house, the big boss of the Black Tiger Village!

The big boss black-hearted tiger pointed at the tiger down the mountain and scolded: "The third child, how did your special mother bring her subordinates, eight people have been out for six days, and not a single figure has come back, and the news of the fart has not come back." ”

Xia Shanhu said with a bitter face: "Big brother, every time you rob a woman on the mountain, you and the second brother will divide it first, and then your subordinates!"

"They don't have any women in the mountains, they've been holding back for a year or two, and it's estimated that they're all suffocated, so when they have a chance, they'll all become wild horses!"

Although I hate those little brothers, I have to mention them now!

In this way, it's not that he has a problem with people, it's that the distribution of women in the cottage is unfair!

In this way, the problem is transferred to the eldest brother, and after doing this vote, he will share his share, and he has no excuse to deduct more money.

The black-hearted tiger narrowed his eyes: "Then you said that this deal can't be done, the brothers can't survive the winter, if you can't do it, let the second brother go!"

"No, I can!"

Xiashan Tiger gritted his teeth and stood up: "Big brother, don't worry, I'll go to step on the point in person, take my subordinates together, and do it immediately if you find out the situation." ”

"You're going in person?"

The black-hearted tiger was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said: "You have a big beard, a few people in the entire Fu County don't know, and you were found when you entered the village!"

"I'll shave!"

Xiashan Tiger carried a plate axe, rubbed it left and right on his face a few times, deftly shaved off most of his beard, and said viciously: "I not only want to kill that child surnamed Wang, but also find those bastards who go to the kiln, bring them back and castrate them." ”

The black-hearted tiger shook his head and sighed: "Just kill the one surnamed Wang, you still don't go to the kiln, I'm afraid you won't be able to come back!