Chapter 7 Stinky Dick Silk Rides a Shared Bicycle
The three girls in the box glanced at each other, stunned for a moment and then began to laugh, this kid was ashamed to say that he was here to pretend to be forced, it's really funny.
The three of them are from extraordinary backgrounds, and there is no shortage of men around them from childhood to adulthood, those men have different personalities, but most of them are polite and polite in front of them, and they will never say that I am here to pretend to be forced, and the man in front of me is really interesting.
Su Yang looked at the expressions of the three women, and he was a little embarrassed. If such a person came in while he was eating and said that he was going to play a coercion, he would definitely think that this person was insane.
This system really not only forces itself to spend money, but sometimes also forces itself to develop in the direction of neurosis.
"emm, three beauties, let me introduce myself, my name is Su Yang, I came to your box today for nothing else, I just came to pretend to be forced. Well, in fact, I didn't think about how to pretend, I just came here first, and you can ask for anything. After speaking, his eyes couldn't leave the girl he just asked, if nothing else, those two long legs were too charming.
The girl in green clothes who asked just now was Xiaocha, she looked Su Yang up and down, and probably had an idea in her heart, this kid is a suitor of one of them, and he may not have heard from where they are eating here, and he has the courage to come and confess, but he doesn't look at what he looks like, is he worthy?
Just as she was about to speak, her sister Lina spoke: "Seeing that you have been staring at Xiaocha, you must have come for our Xiaocha." Looking at your outfit, it's also very courageous that you can come and do this kind of thing, so let's not be embarrassed to have too many needs when we meet for the first time, so you can just buy the bill for today's meal and send us home. ”
After saying that, she winked at Xiao Cha, her eyes were full of banter, Xiao Cha understood that this was their usual trick to deal with suitors, this kid was a salaryman at most, this time I was afraid that he was going to bleed heavily, but I wanted to see what this kid would do.
Su Yang knew that these people had misunderstood, and he regarded himself as a toad who wanted to eat swan meat, and he also saw the contempt in the eyes of the women, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart, Made, how come these people all think that they are a dick by looking at their clothes, can't they see the essence through the phenomenon and see the money they can't spend?
After completing this task this time, I have to improve my image well, people live a face, trees live a skin, and it is always uncomfortable to look down on.
"No problem, I'll help you settle this order in a while, and I'll send you home when you're done." I'll go to my friend's side first and I'll be back right away. ”
After Su Yang finished speaking, he turned around and left, leaving three women, Cui Di, who had never spoken, laughed heartily, "This kid must not have enough money in his pocket to find his friend to make money, what a poor dick, Xiaocha, how did you get this rotten peach blossom?"
Xiaocha scolded with a smile: "Is there something wrong with the charm of the old lady? Since it was sent to the door, why don't you play with him? I didn't force him to settle the bill, he pretended to force it himself." ”
Su Yang heard these words clearly next door, thinking that he had to be scolded for spending money, life was really difficult. Wang Kai had already drunk too much, and he couldn't wake up when he collapsed on the chair at this time, Su Yang thought that he had almost eaten the meal, and he would settle the bill and find a car to send Wang Kai back first, and then deal with those girls himself.
So he helped Wang Kai to the next box again, and the three girls saw Wang Kai supported by Su Yang, and his whole body was also a stall, and the contempt in his eyes was even worse. It's really like things to gather people in groups, this Su Yang is really a dick, and he is surrounded by dick friends.
"My friend drank too much, forgive me. Are you done? I'll call the waiter to settle the bill. Su Yang chose to ignore these contempts, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't bother to communicate with these people in order to complete the tasks of the system.
"When you're done, let's settle the bill. Xiaocha pressed the bell to call the waiter.
Soon the waiter arrived, "Hello Miss, the three of you have spent a total of 23,000 yuan." ”
Lina pointed at Su Yang: "They check out." Su Yang, let's go to the bathroom first, and see you in the hall on the first floor later. With that, the three women swayed and walked away.
The waiter turned to Su Yang, "Sir, the consumption of the two of you is 17,000 yuan, and this is a total of 40,000 yuan." ”
Su Yang took out his mobile phone to pay, and now he doesn't feel it at all when he spends tens of thousands of yuan, and these tens of thousands of dollars are his income from half a year's hard work.
After settling the account, he dragged Wang Kai down the elevator downstairs, don't look at Wang Kai, this kid is not fat, drunk and dead, and soon the elevator arrived in the hall on the first floor, Su Yang helped Wang Kai out of the hall, there was already a taxi parked at the door, and after calling a random car to inform the address and paying, the driver pulled Wang Kai away.
Su Yang scratched his head, and saw that there were some people with mobile phones and cameras at the entrance of the underground parking lot, it seemed that the hot search on the poison had attracted these people, and he wanted to take pictures to see this magic car. But it doesn't matter, anyway, I can't drive if I'm drinking.
Alas, go ahead and pretend to be forced by those three girls!
Back in the lobby on the first floor of the building, the three women happened to take the elevator down and were a little surprised to see Su Yang. Just now they went to the hot pot restaurant after they came out of the bathroom, but they didn't expect this kid to settle the bill so quickly, and they thought that they would have to wait for a while and finally settle the bill by the three of them themselves.
"Su Yang, right, in fact, you don't have to pay for the meal just now, and we are not short of money, so we don't need a working-class person to pay for us. It was just a joke for you, and if you regret it now, we can transfer the money to you. ”
The corners of Su Yang's mouth rose slightly, and the sense of nobility that leaked from the words of these women made him very unhappy, if you are rich, you are superior to others? If you have money, you can play with others at will? Then I am richer than them, can I also play with them? Then I will play.
"What? Don't give me a chance to pretend to be forced? If you say that you must pretend to be forced to the end, let's go, I'll send you back. ”
After saying that, he took the lead and walked out, and when he walked to the square, he suddenly looked at the shared bicycle next to him and had an idea.
"Three, there happens to be a shared bicycle here, let's ride one by one, just after a full meal, just exercise to digest and digest. ”
The faces of the three girls in the back immediately changed: "Do you think girls like us are suitable for riding a broken bicycle? Is this for people to ride?" After speaking, Cui Di also kicked the shared bicycle.
Su Yang thought to himself that he just wanted you to be so angry, and only when Lao Tzu threw the Lamborghini in your face could it have the effect of pretending to be forced.
"Isn't that a good car? I see everyone rides to and from work. ”
Cui Di said loudly: "This is what you stinky dick only rides, the old lady has to pick a luxury car when she goes out to take a taxi, you can't even afford a taxi fare, and you are pretending to be forced to run here, right?
Su Yang smiled, "Luxury car, right? Come with me, I'll let you see what a luxury car is today." ”
"Okay, today I want to see how you pretend to be a coerc, in my opinion, you can only pretend to be poor. Cui Di opened his mouth viciously, pulled Xiaocha and Lina to follow Su Yang.