Volume 1 First Entry into Nanze Chapter 159 Pig Healing
Fang Dasheng didn't expect that he was really in big trouble, and he was said by Lin Xiao.
Recently, I have been drinking a lot of alcohol, so I am a little more excited.
The main reason is that Mrs. Fang Liu Suchun recently joined a beauty association, spent more than 100,000 yuan, and learned a lot of things at the same time, not only is she more good at makeup, but also has a lot of strange things, which always makes Fang Dasheng want to stop, and some can't bear it.
It didn't take a few days for Fang Dasheng to start having low back pain, and now he was completely in pain and couldn't stand up.
But he wanted to go to the toilet again, at least five or six times a night, Fang Dasheng felt that he had lost ten pounds in one day, and he didn't want to come out when he squatted in the bathroom.
I went to the hospital and took a CT and B ultrasound, everything was normal, and I couldn't see why.
"Take more rest and drink plenty of water!" the doctor concluded.
Out of the hospital gate, Fang Dasheng scolded: "Quimity!"
Mrs. Fang is dressed up in a fancy way, and since she has recently attended several "husband and wife emotional training courses" of the Beauty Association, she feels that her second spring is coming.
Indeed, I didn't know how to dress up with makeup before, pretending to be stupid, which man would like it.
Thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger, and he has been very satisfied with Fang Dasheng's performance recently, so that he has less money to go out and fool around.
"Husband, why don't we go see a Chinese medicine!" Liu Suchun grabbed Fang Dasheng's arm and leaned his head tightly on his shoulder.
Fang Dasheng's brother-in-law, who was his full-time driver, glanced in the rearview mirror and couldn't help but shudder.
"What kind of Chinese medicine you see, they are all liars!" Fang Dasheng didn't believe in Chinese medicine at all, "I can't see it here, let's go to the provincial capital to see, don't waste time with Chinese medicine liars!"
"Brother-in-law, your statement is a bit biased! Why are Chinese medicine liars?" Liu Zhi was a little dissatisfied, "I had sores when I was a child, and they were cured by Chinese medicine!"
"Yes, I'll listen to you, if it makes sense, I'll go and see!" Fang Dasheng knew that his brother-in-law was honest and wouldn't lie, so he asked.
"When I was a child, I had a sore on my head, a big one!" Liu Zhi said, "No matter how many injections I took, it was useless, and then a barefoot doctor gave me a home remedy to cure it!"
"Huh!" Liu Suchun asked, "Why didn't I know about this?"
"Of course you don't know!" Liu Zhi said, "You didn't go home much when you went out as a teenager, how would you know!"
"That's too!" Liu Suchun nodded, "Tell me what kind of home remedies, let your brother-in-law listen to it!"
"Ahem!" Liu Zhi coughed dryly, "You don't believe it, so I won't say it!"
"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go, how can a man grind and chirp?" Fang Dasheng rubbed his waist vigorously, sore.
"Okay, you have to be mentally prepared!" Liu Zhi said.
"Phew!" Liu Suchun chirped, "A home remedy, what's so great, and we have to prepare ideologically!"
"It's okay if you don't do it!" Liu Zhi said, "It is to use sow manure, dry it on the tile with high heat, stir it evenly, mix it with water and apply it to the affected area, the smell is sour!"
When Liu Suchun heard this, he vomited for a while, and hurriedly covered his mouth with a handkerchief.
"Dead Xiaozhi, I can't spare you for such a disgusting thing!" Liu Suchun's chest rose and fell, and he almost vomited.
"Fart!" Fang Dasheng scolded, "You and I are a three-year-old child, this also believes, the sow's can cure diseases, then mine can too, get out, drive faster!"
"If you don't believe it, forget it! Whatever you want, no one will believe you if you tell the truth these days!" Liu Zhi said with some dissatisfaction, "Then do you want to go to see a Chinese doctor, or go home, or go to the provincial capital, or go abroad?"
"Don't go, go home, go to the provincial city to see!" Fang Dasheng resolutely refused, "Pig can cure diseases, it's really ridiculous!"
"Don't! If you don't believe it, you won't believe it!" Liu Suchun let go of his mouth, snorted her voice, and rubbed his body on Fang Dasheng's arm a few times, "You can't say that, anyway, even if you go to the provincial capital, you have to wait for tomorrow, why don't we just go and have a look, medicine and medicine are destined to be people!"
"Okay, you light, I'm leaned down by you!" Fang Dasheng really couldn't stand his wife's snort, gritted his teeth, and felt that his lips were trembling, it was terrible.
"Xiaozhi, which Chinese medicine clinic is the best in the city!" Liu Suchun's voice was still a little sneering, and he asked his younger brother.
"Look at andrology! There are a few advertisements on TV!" Liu Zhi saw that others didn't believe in his home remedies, of course it could only be Western medicine, but he had no experience in low back pain, but he vaguely remembered that the person in the TV commercial was also low back pain, and the advertisement claimed that "xx andrology, specializing in kidney deficiency, has good curative effect, who uses it knows!"
"you!" Fang Dasheng said angrily, "I have low back pain, what kind of male department do you see!"
"Yes!" Liu Zhixin said bluntly, "In my opinion, brother-in-law, you have been tired by my sister recently!"
"Ouch, dead child, say so about your sister, you'll know when you marry your daughter-in-law!" Liu Suchun continued.
"I said my sister, can you speak normally, you see goosebumps all over my body!" Liu Zhi deliberately rolled up his sleeves.
Fang Dasheng also looked at his wife helplessly, he had taken medicine recently.
"What's wrong!" Liu Suchun's voice was a little more normal, "I heard that there is an old Chinese medicine doctor in the city, who is very famous, let's go find him!"
"You're talking about Zhang Herb!" Liu Zhi said, "But I heard that he has already washed his hands, and now his son is in the clinic!"
"Oh, your brother-in-law is also a man with a head and a face in Nanze, so it's not difficult to ask him to take a look!"
Liu Zhi felt a little like vomiting, and hurriedly said: "My sister, don't do it! I'll go now, I can't stand you!"
After saying that, he kicked the accelerator and drove in the direction of Simiao Clinic.
Zhang Fangfang has not been in the clinic recently, except for people who are very necessary, and it is his son who sees a doctor in the clinic.
People who see Chinese medicine are very interested in the experience of doctors, and the older ones are always more popular than the younger ones.
"Do you have to queue up to see a doctor?" Liu Zhi parked the car on the side of the road, and Fang Dasheng looked into the clinic, and there were many people standing in dense numbers, all queuing up for treatment.
"It shows that the medical skills of the people are good! Get out of the car!" Liu Suchun pushed the car door and pulled Fang Dasheng, who was struggling to move, out of the car.
"I'll go and line up first, you guys will rest first!" Liu Zhi looked at Fang Dasheng's appearance, it was impossible to line up.
Fang Dasheng felt a sore back, especially his waist, as if something had been pressing, nodded lightly, and sat on the steps on the side of the road.
In a few days, it seems to be dozens of years old, and it looks old from a distance, where it looks like a middle-aged man in his forties.
Liu Suchun still sat down next to him, gently helping him beat his waist, his demeanor was not like a husband and wife, but like a lover.
After queuing for an hour, it was Fang Dasheng's turn, and Liu Zhi was busy helping Fang Dasheng onto the stool.
"What's uncomfortable?" Zhang Ze looked at Fang Dasheng, who was yellow and thin, and asked casually, and then looked at the woman next to him, and he already understood seven or eight points in his heart.
"Low back pain!" Fang Dasheng said as he struggled and handed his hand over.
Zhang Ze put his hand on his pulse to check his condition, and Fang Dasheng looked at Zhang Ze's appearance with suspicion.
Zhang Ze changed his hand and said leisurely: "Is it not that in addition to low back pain, there is also frequent urination, sweaty palms, dizziness, and powerlessness?"
Fang Dasheng nodded hurriedly, thinking that what he said was too accurate!
Zhang Ze let go of his hand and looked at Fang Dasheng's tongue.
"Doctor, how is it?" Liu Suchun was more anxious than Fang Dasheng.
Zhang Ze looked at him and said, "This is not a serious illness in the first place!"
When Fang Dasheng heard this, his whole body instantly relaxed.
"But it's too late, forgive me for my limited medical skills, please be smart!" Zhang Ze shook his head.
"Ah!" The bend turned a little big, and Fang Dasheng's face turned pale instantly.
"No, doctor, you can see what the disease is, there must be a way!" Liu Suchun didn't know why, and grabbed Zhang Ze's hand.
"Let go!" Zhang Ze roared in disgust, and Liu Suchun retracted his hand like lightning.
"This person is the same as driving, if you use it every day, you must maintain it!" Zhang Ze has always had a good attitude, and since he asked, he also said the reason, "A motorcycle, you have to soar to 300 yards, and you have to soar ten times a day, it's no wonder if you don't have an accident!"
"What do you mean?" Liu Suchun asked, and Fang Dasheng gave her a blank look.
"My sister, the doctor said that you drove too fast, too many times, and the car couldn't stand it!" Liu Zhi interjected.
"you!" Of course, Liu Suchun could hear the meaning, but he just pretended not to understand, and was a little embarrassed to be broken by Liu Zhi.
"Originally, if you had come a month earlier, you might have been able to tinker with it, but now it's too late!" Zhang Ze sighed, "Let's find another master!"
"Isn't it! It's that serious?" Liu Suchun never felt that there was anything wrong with this frequent incident, and it was safe to squeeze it dry, which was completely unexpected by himself.
Zhang Ze ignored him, and Liu Zhi hurriedly asked, "Doctor, what will be the consequences of this disease?"
"It's hard to say!" Zhang Ze paused, "If you are in bed, you will look at the moon, and if you are on the hillside, you will see the forest!"
Liu Suchun was a little stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly asked: "Oh, doctor, just say it! Why bother to be so literate, I don't understand!"
"Can't understand this?" Fang Dasheng's mouth was full of anger and ridicule, "That means it's either paralysis or death!"
Zhang Ze nodded.
"Thank you, doctor!" Fang Dasheng held on to the table and barely stood up, although he didn't believe in traditional Chinese medicine, but people simply took the pulse, and they were able to explain their causes and symptoms clearly, so they naturally had the ability.
Zhang Ze nodded again, in fact, he was shaking his head in his heart, this thing that insects and ants love, as a human being, why can't he learn to control it?
It's really pitiful for this young man to do something bad, to indulge in this, and to end up like this.
"Doctor, please save him! You can use as much as you want!" Liu Suchun understood now, and almost grabbed Zhang Ze's hand again, stretched it out and retracted it.
"As a doctor, if I can heal, I will definitely heal, whether you have money or not!" Zhang Ze said slowly, "But I really can't help it, I'm sorry, you can find another master!"
Fang Dasheng had already moved to the next place, his mind was in chaos, and the next patient had already sat down.
Zhang Ze began to treat the next person and no longer paid attention to the three of them.
(About pig feces for sores, it comes from Mr. Ma Weidu's talk about traditional Chinese medicine, if you are interested, you can search the video yourself, not I made it up myself)