442, can't you afford to lose? (ask for a monthly pass)
"Okay, it's a fight. ”
Mai Strawon agreed disapprovingly, and put on a posture violently.
"Come on, let me see how good you really are!"
"Wait a minute!"
Promise waved his hand, his tone calm.
"Since it's a competition, there must be wins and losses, how can you say if you lose!"
"I'm not going to lose. ”
Mai Straw said proudly.
"Then you go down!"
Xu Promise raised his hand and said.
"Okay, if I lose, I'll apologize to you in public. If you lose, you have to admit that Chinese martial arts are not good. ”
Wheat straw raised his fingers in an arrogant gesture.
"I'm not going to lose!"
After hearing the other party's promise, he returned the other party's words as they were, followed and stepped forward, ready to wait.
Seeing this, Mai Straw twisted his neck, then suddenly raised his fist and slammed it hard.
Say war, fight, without hesitation.
The audience was fascinated by this scene, they didn't know whether the promise would work or not, but in terms of the physical fitness of the two people, wheat straw was obviously much more powerful.
The sense of power exuded by this bear-like guy makes everyone feel terrified when they look at it.
Can the promised little body be able to carry it?
"What?"
"Wheat straw can't be acting, right?"
"Oh my God, what the hell is going on?"
"Can anyone tell me what just happened?"
Who wants the next scene to happen, strongly challenging the bottom line of each audience's bearing.
The panic and fear they had just now had not been able to dissipate, and they were stimulated by such a scene.
That's an exaggeration, isn't it?
The momentum of the rainbow wheat straw, the moment he approached the promise, he didn't see clearly how the promise was done while swinging his fist, the former's body was like a kite with a broken string, disappearing from the spot, staggering backwards along the way it came, and then falling to the ground with a poof.
Bang!
Wheat straw squatted on the ground, and there was a hot pain in the back vertebrae.
"That's it?"
Bong Joon-ho and the rest of the crew had already stood up and looked at this in disbelief, thinking that if they promised to be beaten for a while, they would definitely come forward to stop them.
That's a fart!
It's so vulnerable!
Aisha was also confused.
In her opinion, if you do it, you will definitely suffer if you promise it.
After all, wheat straw is so strong, but now this is too fake, right?
In just one round, Wheat Straw fell to the ground.
The entire recording site fell silent.
Xu Promise calmly looked at the wheat straw that fell to the ground, with an expression as ugly as a cockroach, and said lightly.
"Well, you should have lost, right?
"It doesn't count!"
Who wants to grit his teeth, get up from the ground, stare at Xu Promise and said viciously.
"I didn't pay attention just now, I was attacked by you, this time let's come again, and fight in the open. ”
"Why, can't you afford to lose?"
Hearing this, Xu Yu shrugged indifferently, "If you can't afford to lose, then let's continue to be good, I will let you feel what is called Huaxia martial arts." ”
This is the recording site of the TV station.
This is the studio for The Elsa Show.
There are a lot of enthusiastic fans and spectators of Cannes sitting here.
But so what?
This incident was provoked by Mai Straw, and the people of the TV station did not stop it, which shows that they also want to be happy to see it.
Since you all want to see my jokes, look down on Chinese martial arts, and wait for me to make a fool of myself, then what can't I let go?
Could it be that you all cooperate like this, I can't slap you twice and give you a boost in the face.
After staggering his feet and drawing a circle, he waved at the wheat straw.
"This time, I'll let you see and learn: Tai Chi!"
"Damn it, to hell with your Tai Chi!"
Mai Straw, who stood up, his eyes were full of fierce light, like a raging brown bear, and rushed directly over like this.
He had already taken precautions, so he was confident that he would be able to dodge the promised attack.
Soon, however, the wheat straw found out that it was wrong, and it was quite outrageously wrong.
He noticed that the promise in front of him had become so slippery.
No matter how vicious his fist is, there is no way to hit it after swinging it, and it will slide past the promised body.
Once he looked at the body of the hit, but the next second he found that his fist was like a stone sinking into the sea, as if it was hitting a ball of cotton, and the soft and soft did not exert any strength at all.
Now is the time.
After a minute of Promise had made Wheat Straw play, the corners of his mouth curled up into a playful smile.
"Bang!"
With a Tai Chi pusher, Mai Strawon's body swooped forward, falling to the ground like a dog eating, and his whole face was in close contact with the ground, causing him to feel pain.
"What do you say now?
Xu Promise stood in place and asked lightly.
"I ...... I lost!"
At this time, Mai Straw no longer dared to pout.
He knew that the Chinese actor in front of him really knew kung fu, and he had already shown mercy to his subordinates when he provoked others twice, giving himself enough face.
Otherwise, do you think it's as simple as just falling to the ground?
I guess I can beat myself out of an internal injury!
Thinking of this, Mai Straw got up, blushed, and bowed to the promise.
"I lost, Huaxia martial arts are indeed powerful, I am not as good as you. ”
"Huaxia martial arts are vast and profound, far from what you can imagine, and even if it is me, I have only learned a little bit of it. ”
"If you are interested in Chinese martial arts, you are always welcome to come to Huaxia for teaching. "Promise to put his hands behind his back, the clouds are light and the wind is light, and he looks like a master in the world.
"Yes, yes, I'll go!"
When he had said this, he left in disgrace.
"Mr. Promise, your skills are as good as your acting skills, let's continue!"
Aisha has the ability to react on the spot, and after seeing Mai Straw leaving, she hurriedly beckoned Promise and Bong Joon-ho to sit down.
"Smack!"
There was a heartfelt applause at the recording site.
Xu Xu has proved the strength of Chinese martial arts with his actual actions, which is enough to win their respect.
"Mr. Xu, it was just a small episode just now, please don't take it to heart, but I want to ask, in Huaxia, is martial arts really so important?"
Aisha asked with curiosity on her face.
"Of course. ”
At the mention of this, Xu Xu's expression became a little more serious, and he said seriously.
"Wushu has a long history in China, and in the previous era of cold weapons, most people would practice martial arts. ”
"Why? Because if you have martial arts, you can get a job. Whether you are a soldier fighting a war, defending your family and defending the country, or taking care of your home and nursing home, escorting darts and walking darts, you need to know how to do a little bit of kung fu. ”
"Martial arts at that time were as universal as learning them are now. ”
"Because it is universal, it will become a perfect system and endure for a long time!"
"Miss Elsa, if you have the chance, I will also invite you to go to Huaxia for a walk, and you will know that what I said is true. ”
"Okay, I must go and see this ancient oriental country with a long history. ”
A sound and colorful "Elsa Show" ended successfully.