Chapter 7 The little master, please get on the sedan chair

Just as I struggled to get up from the ground, trying to take a drink of saliva to suppress the shock.

"Knock, knock, knock, knock......"

There was a sudden knock on the door.

People are three charms and four mourning.

I'm terrified when I knock on the door these four times!

But I came back to my senses for the first time, and thought to myself that I had opened the door just now, and I hadn't closed it at all.

What's going on, little brother?

I asked myself, I really didn't close the door!

Since the door is not closed, what are you knocking on? The key is to knock on the door!

I can't stand it, could it be that Chen Xueying is catching up again?

It's endless, endless!

"Eldest sister, you also smoked cigarettes, and Sanlun was also given to you, what else do you want to do?"

I shouted into the air outside the door: "Don't go too far, let me tell you, I'm not a vegetarian!"

After saying this, I deliberately moved to the table in the middle of the hall, and moved it to the side of Master Wudaozi.

This also told Chen Xueying, intentionally or unintentionally, that I am blessed by God! Wudaozi is the ancestor of the master!

Master today, can you still be afraid of your little charm?

While I was thinking crankily, two "ho-ho" sounds came from the door......

It seems that this Chen Xueying is really dead to the end, this is endless!

I scolded a few words of the three-character scripture in my heart, and by the way, I also greeted her uncle.

After trying my best to calm down my close to collapse, I said to Chen Xueying: "Eldest sister, there is a debtor and a debtor, can you go to Ge Changqing? As long as you go to Ge Changqing to take revenge, I will burn ten cigarettes for you to smoke!"

As soon as I said this, I don't know if this Chen Xueying recognized it or what.

I only heard the "ho-ho" sound again.

"Sister, don't you know how to speak?"

I suddenly realized a question and immediately asked it subconsciously.

At the same time, he also grabbed a yellow charm on the offering table!

If you want to talk to the charm, you have to open your mouth.

As for "opening the yellow mouth", it is naturally similar to "opening the eyes of the sky".

Although I realized that Chen Xueying might be standing at the door to confront me, I would never open my eyes to see her, just her stumbling appearance, forget it.

Looking at her, she basically didn't have to eat for ten years.

I bit my middle finger and silently recited the "Yellow Mouth Mantra": "Heaven is Haoran, the Yellow Mouth is opened, and the charm speaks the same language, with one heart and one mind!"

After reciting the incantation, I had already drawn the "Yellow Mouth Talisman", and then I directly lit the "Yellow Mouth Talisman" on a fire.

After the "Yellow Mouth Talisman" was lit, I had a smooth communication with Chen Xueying.

However, even though I was saying what I meant, I couldn't even understand what I was saying.

I thought, maybe this is the "charm"!

After some communication, I finally understood why Chen Xueying was pestering me.

The night she dared to love her, she came to me, and asked me to directly make a ready-made "goods" and send it to her!

In this way, her funeral will not be delayed, and she will not be buried naked!

Naked burial is a taboo, whether it is a person or a charm, they will avoid three points, no matter how to avoid naked burial.

From this point of view, this Ge Changqing really doesn't know how to write the word dead! He really gave his mother-in-law a naked burial.

What a madness this!

I cursed Ge Changqing in my heart, I was really not human, and I wanted to marry that Ge Xun'er to a fool?

And at this moment, Chen Xueying is obviously blaming everything on my head.

I had no choice but to "gurgle" and talk to her a lot in charming language.

But this Chen Xueying is too obsessed and stubborn.

She said that she would first settle accounts with me, an ignorant and irresponsible yellow-haired boy, and then go to settle the accounts with Ge Changqing!

In the face of Chen Xueying's attitude, I can naturally understand.

There is no other reason, because charm is such a thing, which generally exists by obsession.

Trying to reason with them just won't work!

If you can reason with them, then there will be no such thing as charm, and it will be replaced by "dragon".

"Dragon" is even more powerful than charm, can understand people's words, and can communicate with people normally.

Generally, those who can become "dragons" are very powerful "charms".

At that time, they did not rely on simple obsession, but cultivated a more superb "charm technique".

If you want to solve this Chen Xueying, there is only one way left except to tie the paper man and paper horse to send her away.

That's to just knock her away!

But I don't have that strength at all!

This is Chen Xueying, what can I do to beat her away? It's impossible to use her mouth, right?

So I used "charm" to discuss with her, saying that I used paper people and paper horses to carry a sedan chair to send her to the "bottom" to report, and asked her if she had any opinions.

However, Chen Xueying's answer made me helpless to the extreme!

"I'm looking for you!" Chen Xueying's voice was a little crazy: "Hurry up and hide!"

Hearing this, I was stunned!

Because her voice was like an appendage, almost sticking to my ears!

I subconsciously turned around and ran, but after a few steps, I only felt like I had mixed something.

Then, the whole person was tripped and fell to the ground.

All of a sudden, I was shaken off, and my whole body was sore.

When I struggled to get up from the ground, I realized that I had fallen into another place!

This place, déjà vu!

No way!

When I saw my surroundings clearly, I was dumbfounded!

Because, here is actually there!

That's where it used to be.

I subconsciously turned my head to look around, and sure enough, more than a dozen paper figures stood in a row.

Moreover, all of them had lifeless faces, but a treacherous smile rose at the corners of their mouths.

They seemed to be mocking me.

And then, before I could react, a large coffin flew towards me!

The speed of the coffin was so fast that I was so frightened that I didn't dare to think about it, and immediately ran desperately in the opposite direction.

So, a strange scene happened!

The big coffin chased after me, and I ran frantically in front of me!

One person and one coffin, just rushing in the woods.

Just when I felt that my physical strength was about to run out, four paper figures suddenly appeared in front of the meeting, and the paper figures were still carrying paper sedan chairs!

"Little Lord, we're here to pick you up!" the four paper figures said to me almost in unison.

As soon as I saw these paper figures, my heart suddenly cooled!

Just now, they actually called me "little master"?

You know, paper people are for the dead!

Only the dead are the masters of the paper people!

Am I not, then?