Volume II, Chapter 31: The Athletic Meeting
"Where's Guanming?"
Li Cheng and Xiao Zhutian chatted as they climbed the stairs.
"Let's go, how can you let him go, if you don't have a mouth, I'm afraid that the things you bought will be eaten until the sea is rotten, and with your garbage technology, I'm afraid I won't be able to take you alone." ”
Xiao Zhutian looked pained, scratched his hair, and when Li was seriously carrying out the task, he kindly invited Guan Ming to stay, have a good time on the weekend, and help eliminate the food piled up at home by the way.
"Well done! Not only did it retain a strong master, but it also gave us a place to go for what we couldn't eat, yes, and with foresight. ”
Li seriously was very satisfied with Xiao's method of filling the field, and patted him on the shoulder fiercely, and his thumb was erected.
"Eh, you're back? Xiao Fill the field, what's the matter with you? I just ran out suddenly and didn't say why, Lao Tzu hit a foot in his hand and helped you fight, and finally won, MD was tired to death, and his leg was about to cramp. ”
Guan Ming saw that Li Zheng and Xiao were back, so he hurriedly shouted loudly and expressed his dissatisfaction.
"Fuck it, play with your feet and win, are all masters like that?"
Li took a serious look at the mud on his feet on the keyboard and the faint stench, and immediately believed Guan Ming's words.
"Damn, you're poisonous, aren't you?
Xiao Baotian looked at the keyboard that seemed to be emitting green gas, and the obvious black mud between the mouse buttons, and didn't know where to start.
"Eh, if you don't play, I'll play! The mud of the god's feet may bless me to become stronger!"
Li seriously saw the disgust in Xiao Filltian's eyes, and hurriedly rushed to the computer desk and sat down, gently rubbing the mouse and keyboard with both hands, as if they were the most precious treasures in the world.
"You're too TM... Dog... ”
"You know what! If you're in a hurry, go get something to eat!"
Xiao Zhutian looked at Li Zheng, who was extremely dog, retched, and then was driven to destroy the food.
In this way, for a whole weekend, the three otaku just ate and pulled, slept and slept in Li Zheng's room, played and ate, and were a group of happy and happy people!
It's a pity that when people are happy, time will be red-eyed and unaccustomed to it, so they leave more quickly.
In the blink of an eye, the weekend is over, and Monday is going back to their respective homes.
"Wow! You're real shit!"
"God, our two great gods can't take you! Now our operations have been deformed by you!"
Xiao Zhutian and Guan Ming roared angrily, while Li Zheng squatted in the corner, shivering at his 0/22/0 record, and didn't dare to speak.
In just two days, Li Zhengcheng has fallen from bronze to black iron, Guan Ming has fallen to diamond, Xiao Zhutian has fallen to platinum, and he has not learned the technique that the two taught Li Zhengcheng.
"I'm going to blow your dog's head off!"
Guan Ming looked at his red record, and was furious, and when he picked up the monitor, he wanted to smash it into Li Zheng's head.
"Don't, don't! Calm down! Impulse is the devil!"
Xiao Zhutian saw that Guan Ming was crazy and hurriedly stopped him, and Li Zheng was moved.
"Worthy of being my student... Either way are on my side ... ”
"The display screen is too expensive! Yes, with this, it is cheap and lethal. ”
Xiao Zhutian snatched the monitor in Guan Ming's hand under Li's serious and moved gaze, and then handed him his Nokia.
"Me!(&@*......*@!"
Li Zheng was so frightened that he sat up and ran away, that was Nokia! Why did he fall into such a white-eyed wolf who deceived his teacher and destroyed his ancestors.
The three of them just chased me and scuffled for a long time, and finally the two of them worked together to buckle the trash can of the toilet on Li Zheng's head, and the farce came to an end.
"MD, angry Lao Tzu, walked away. ”
Seeing that Li Zheng's face was full of used toilet paper, Guan Ming finally relieved his anger, picked up his laptop, pushed the door and left, he now regrets the promise he made to take Li seriously. Just kidding, I'm afraid that the success rate of teaching a dog to speak human language will be greater.
"Cut, just go! You don't take me! Youxiao fills the field and takes me!"
Li Zheng put a garbage can on his head, and arrogantly raised his middle finger at Guan Ming.
"We have a good relationship between teachers and students! You won't give up on me, right!
Li Zheng's eyes in the trash can were full of confidence, until he saw the "spare me" expression on Xiao Filltian's face.
"Hahaha! He doesn't want to pay attention to you anymore!
Guan Ming saw Xiao Filling's expression, laughed, pushed the door and left, the relationship between the three of them has been honed for a weekend, and it is actually very good. Li seriously didn't care about Guan Ming's complaints and cold eyes, let alone complaining, in the past two days, he couldn't count how many beatings he had received. Fortunately, he has strong bones, otherwise I am afraid that he would have to use crutches now, and the medical insurance card would not be able to save him.
"Cut.,It's obviously a big guy.,I can't take it anymore.。。。 Rookie!"
Li seriously looked at the back of Guan Ming leaving, and whispered.
Xiao Zhutian looked at his teacher's expression of "Lao Tzu is a rookie, but you can't blame me, if you can't take me, you will explain your garbage", and couldn't help laughing.
"Hahaha, the teacher is fine, he is probably embarrassed to stay any longer before leaving, anyway, we are almost done with those things, so let's have a chance to ask him with him in the future." ”
Xiao Baotian patted Li Zhengcheng's shoulder, kindly comforting.
"As for your rank ... Forehead... I'll help you fight.,Just watch.。。。 ”
Originally, he wanted to say "I'll try my best to take you", but remembering Li's serious operation of crying ghosts and gods, he instantly dispelled this idea, and he didn't want to be angry enough to smash people with Nokia again.
Li listened carefully to the disgusted tone in Xiao Filltian's mouth, and he couldn't help but be embarrassed when he was as thick-skinned as he was.
"Uh... Okay, but it can't affect school, I can't play anymore today, and I'll wash and sleep later. ”
"Okay. ”
Xiao Zhutian answered casually, and was about to go to wash, but suddenly remembered something.
"Eh, teacher, have you decided on the candidates for next week's sports day?"
"Ahh
Li seriously was full of question marks, he really didn't know what the sports meeting was.
"Huh, don't you know? Yes, you weren't here yet. ”
Xiao Zhutian explained to Li seriously, it turned out that a few days before Li seriously came, the principal had just announced that he would hold a sports meeting and let each class teacher select the contestants, but the original head teacher of the third class resigned on that day, so the contestants in their class have not yet been determined.
"Damn, why did you just tell me about this kind of thing now?"
Li Zheng's eyes widened, there is a game next week, but he only found out about it today, it's too late.
"What should I do... ”
"Do you want to ask for foreign help?"
Xiao Zhutian could see that Li Zheng was still completely out of ideas, he hadn't even recognized the students in the third class, how could he know who was good at what sports.
"Huh, can you still ask for outside help for this kind of intramural sports meeting?"
Li Zheng was shocked, when did the school sports meet have this kind of operation?
"What's not to do, don't talk about foreign aid, the head teacher can participate, but I suggest that you still invite foreign aid, if you go up to compare, it's too suspenseful." ”
Xiao Filltian sat on the sofa and explained slowly, but he was telling the truth, he could see Li Zheng's strength, if that kind of strength was placed in the sports meeting, let alone other class teachers, it is estimated that several world records can be broken.
"If you want to ask for foreign help, someone has to be able to ask for it... ”
Li slapped his forehead seriously, a little distressed, it was absolutely impossible for him to play by himself, it was too disruptive to the balance.
"Okay, let's sleep, I'll talk about it tomorrow, if it doesn't work, I'll tie up Guan Ming as a foreign aid. ”
"Hehe... Then you'd better remind me and leave my Nokia at home. ”
Xiao Chuan Tian shrugged his shoulders, remembering the scene just now when he was watching the monitor and smashing Li seriously, he smiled and kindly reminded.