Chapter 359: The Countryside
Mu Yanyu laughed. "Hahaha...... Lin Xiaomei, you play well. If you can't act well, you'll be stripped of your skin. ”
Lin Xiaomei threw a flattering look at Mu Yanyu and teased him very coquettishly. "I hate ~~ I want to strip people naked!mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lin Xiaolang never took the normal route, he was generally direct and violent, and focused on "attacking" in the next three ways.
Only this time made the person with insufficient concentration red-faced, red-eared, hands trembling and legs weak, saliva bursting straight up, and he couldn't swallow it.
He's also bringing his own stereo, mixing, surrounding, and magic style. Every syllable is designed to awaken the primordial folly.
Lin Xiaomei's singing voice can't be described as "beautiful", he moves the next road. She dances the same way.
At this time, the ears and eyes are completely acting as "demonic auxiliaries". Every moral gentleman knows that he should not listen or see, but his ears and eyes do not obey him. The ears are about to be ridged, and the eyes are getting wider and wider without blinking.
Most of the women in the audience were so red that they were dripping blood, and there were really not many fierce "gentlemen" like Chun Yu Jingtian who could be appreciated.
Suddenly, Lin Xiaomei's skirt fell.
The men's eyeballs almost popped out, and then, they literally cracked. The skirt slipped off, revealing two big legs full of black hair and wild man.
Lao Yang immediately punched the old man. "Who squeezed the little girl? Who was wrong? I was obviously right! My grandson clearly said that you danced the best, but your grandson just can't see you being eliminated, so he has to kick me out! You cheat!"
This is not over, Lin Xiaomei hurriedly went to hug her pants, and "accidentally" pulled her hair, which was ripped off and removed along with her face.
Lin Xiaomei's "true face" appeared.
Leper head, big black face, sky-facing nose, large buckteeth. At the point of view, there were two green snots hanging from the nostrils, and there were red bloodstains standing on the big buckteeth.
"Hey!" Lin Xiaomei let out a rough lewd male voice in her throat.
"Ahh
"Lin Xiaolang is going to die!" Chun Yu Jingfeng's violent temper rushed up with his sword.
When he moved, no one else could bear it.
"Shoot him!"
It was so disgusting that the men went crazy.
Mu Yanyu laughed and twitched. If it weren't for Lin Xiaoxian's support, he would have slipped out of the throne.
Ukisheng laughed loudly too. He knew that Lin Xiaolang would not let go of these fools easily.
Except for the fierce men like Chun Yu Jingtian, who felt a little disgusted, the other women were all relieved! Okay! Very good! These stinky men should clean up like this!
Lin Xiaomei was beaten by the group, but she didn't care, and kept making strange sounds of "uh-huh-huh", shouting "Brother, little brother, come on, come again, uh-huh-hmm......"
was so troubled by Lin Xiaolang that the performance couldn't continue.
However, Lin Xiaoxian still made a good draw.
The people who were drawn stopped performing and challenged directly. There is revenge, there is revenge.
Beat!
In order to prevent them from being able to stop fighting, Mu Yanyu issued an edict that each person was only allowed to perform (fight) for five minutes.
This night, Lin Xiaolang was challenged more than a dozen times.
Mu Tuoyu was challenged seven or eight times.
Han Yiyun was challenged, and Chun Yu Jingtian challenged.
Han Yiyun herself wanted to be drawn to show off her singing and dancing and show her delicate posture, but unfortunately, she was not selected in the end.
Lin Xiaoxian played until one o'clock in the morning for the first time, and she couldn't hold it anymore, so she went back to sleep in the harem and replaced Mu Yanyu to continue the lottery.
Mu Yanyu took the splendid cushion that Lin Xiaoxian had sat on, sat down, and said, "It is said that the person who draws the lot must be the highest master. ”
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed continuously.
The banquet was noisy until the sun rose on the first day of the new year.
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The palace is lively, and the outside of the palace is even more colorful.
The streets and alleys of Donghao, all over the mountains, are filled with a festive atmosphere.
People celebrate the harvest of the year in the squares, in the valleys, wherever they like.
In the first half of the year, the people of Xihao, who were still in the famine, laughed the loudest, singing and dancing all night long.
A group of old farmers with wet heads sit on the ridges of the fields, looking at the threshing floor from afar. On the threshing floor, music plays all day long.
People dance in circles around the bonfire, and those who can't keep up with the rhythm will be pulled out.
An Zheqi and Gong You flew over from the sky, catching a glimpse of a few poor old men like chickens in soup, and they were shocked.
They are all bronze students (outer palace students) of the Youhu Martial Arts School, and they have taken over the school's task and are responsible for the safety and fire prevention issues within a radius of thousands of miles.
Although the problem of the old man falling into the water has nothing to do with fire prevention, the two righteous young men firmly believe that this matter is in their hands.
The two made a whirlwind in the sky, "braked the car", and landed gracefully.
When the old peasants saw the young people falling from the sky, they were not surprised to see them, but they only glanced at them, and asked "Hello to the immortals" in a vague manner.
An Zheqi and Gong You were unimpressed by their neglect.
Half a year ago, when they led the mission of the Amber Martial Arts School out to investigate, the old farmers were scared to pee on their knees, and they couldn't say a whole word.
It's only been half a year, and people are on the shelves of the old people.
Your Majesty said, this is very good, it shows that our common people have erected a correct view of immortals.
"Uncle, how many of you are?" Gong You asked with an inquiring expression.
The old men looked up and down, and then at each other, and they didn't know why.
An Zheqi asked bluntly: "Uncle, what grievances do you have? I see that your whole body is wet, but someone is bullying you?"
The old man shouted on the spot. "Shangxian, you have to call the shots for me!"
The other old men all looked at him in amazement and shouted, "Old Yang!"
An Zheqi raised his eyebrows and shouted, "What are you stopping him for?" and said softly to Lao Yang, "Uncle Yang, right? Uncle Yang, you just have to speak out, don't worry." We are students of the Amber Martial Arts School, and we are ordered to investigate the injustices in the world. ”
Lao Yang came to An Zheqi and pointed to the bonfire scene bitterly. "They bully people! They think we're old, they think we're useless, they kick us out and don't let us play. ”
An Zheqi and Gong You looked at the bonfire scene, and then looked at their bodies, and immediately became angry. It is understandable not to let the elderly dance, it can be understood that the elderly are afraid of being injured in the crowding, but it is not right to splash the elderly with water.
An Zheqi asked, "How many old people, you may identify, who drove you out, who splashed your water?"
Lao Yang was stunned for a moment and said, "What I can point out when I drove me out is not his stupid grandson!" Lao Yang pointed to an old man next to him, "No one splashed us with water." Shangxian, your eyes are not good, I am sweat!
The old man who was pointed out by Lao Yang quit. "What's wrong with my grandson driving you out? The rule is that whoever is out of rhythm is out of tune, who gets out, you were wrong from the beginning, and you danced for three hours with a dead face, and you actually squeezed the little girl on the other person's ......."