"Fart! If he's sperm, what am I??" Wenwen directly flew Mei Hong's fan before I opened his mouth, Mei Hong hit the bamboo forest behind her, the flexible bamboo was smashed, and then Mei Hong rebounded back with more powerful force, and hit the ground on the ground, unable to move for a long time. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"No...... Isn't it just a joke...... Do you need to be so angry......" After a long time, almost when Wenwen and I were about to go back to the house to sleep, Meihong finally could speak again, "Give ...... Give me a cigarette...... No nicotine...... I...... I can't move......"

"Don't tease, okay? Nicotine has a fart relationship with whether you can move or not!" Wenwen went up and pulled Mei Hong, but found that Mei Hong's whole body was really like having no bones, "Hey, hey, hey...... It can't be true, right?"

"Of course it's true...... "Mei Hong couldn't even lift her face, and she was eating soil every time she said a word, "I finished all my seven stars yesterday, and now I can't use my strength not only my hands and feet, but also my fingers." ”

"The problem is......" I touched all over my body, "I just came back from the outside world, and the place where I stayed in the outside world is not allowed to smoke, and I don't have a single one on me now!" "I'm a student in the outside world, a high school student, and it's very troublesome to be caught smoking, and besides, I don't have any addiction to smoke or anything like that...... I'm not addicted to cocaine, let alone nicotine and tar?" and I remember that I had all the stock at home before I left, and now I don't have any one left, and I just want to give it to you. ”

“...... Did I do something wrong?" It seems that when people are weak or sick, their hearts become particularly fragile, anyway, now Meihong gives me the feeling that she is about to break.

"Anyway, didn't you take more than half of it from me last time, how did you finish smoking it as fast as me?" However, in addition to poor sister Hong, I thought that most of the cigarettes I bought that time were taken away by Mei Hong, and I just finished smoking here, why didn't Mei Hong smoke so fast?"

"It depends on the mood, ten packs or twenty packs, sometimes forty packs......" The answer given by Meihong made me cry and laugh a little.

"Are you a boiler? Anyway, how do you smoke? A pack of 20 cigarettes, 40 packs of cigarettes is 800 cigarettes, even if it takes three minutes to smoke one, if you smoke all the time of the day, it will take you 2,400 minutes to smoke 40 packs of cigarettes, the question is that there are only 24 hours a day at the end of the day, which is 1,440 minutes, how do you get the rest of those numbers? Do you smoke until you are delirious?" Where is Mei Hong's smoking, obviously she is burning cigarettes, do you know how expensive a pack of cigarettes is now?

"Won't you smoke one pack at a time? Ten in your mouth, four in your nostrils, two in your ears, two in chrysanthemums, and two in the yin......" I suddenly stepped on Mei Hong's head, preventing her from continuing to speak, it was too dangerous, Mei Hong almost said enough words to make this novel be cut in half, do you know how much loss that would bring me? I may not even know what my third girlfriend looks like and be forced to finish!

"I think she just left it alone. Wenwen is also full of anger because his heroine status was almost destroyed (after all, there is no protagonist in the novel. I simply felt that I should leave Meihong here directly, and the people of Penglai couldn't die anyway.

"Reasonably, reasonably. "I removed my foot from Meihong's head and stepped forward to go back to the house first, and then discuss the matter of Emperor Inaba with Sanae, but my ankle was grabbed by a hand.

"No...... No way...... Can't put me here...... Otherwise...... The Lost Bamboo Forest will be destroyed...... "Sister Hong's extremely weak voice came into my ears intermittently, and it also successfully stopped me and Wenwen's footsteps, temporarily.

"Let's be specific, I'll see if you're still worth my effort. "In order not to miss important sentences, even though my hearing is good and mechanically aided, I crouch down and try to get as close to the source as possible.

"Before...... Before you came...... This happened to me once...... But no one came to my rescue...... I'm after losing nicotine...... Gradually, I couldn't feel anything...... My mind went blank...... As a result, when I came back to my senses...... Everything around has been burned to charcoal......" Mei Hong's voice was still weak, but what she said was very terrifying, "Fortunately, no one was in the Lost Bamboo Forest at that time...... Otherwise...... But that time, I burned all the bamboo forests within a radius of several hundred meters...... Just when I was in a trance......"

"I remember! That's what happened!" Wenwen clapped his hands, "At that time, one-tenth of the Lost Bamboo Forest was burned, and Emperor Inhata also vowed to arrest and hang the person who burned the bamboo forest for a hundred years, but the perpetrator has not been caught, it turned out that you did it!" Wenwen suddenly covered her mouth, and she remembered that the person in question, Emperor Inhata was now lying on my head as a hat, "Oh no......"

"It's okay, don't worry. I shook my head again, because Emperor Hata still didn't move, and at the same time didn't react, "I've slept for a long time, but you have to change this problem, how can you say that you can show your stuffing, so you still want to be a good reporter?"

"Woo......" Wenwen looked at me with teary eyes, and I felt that I had a clear idea at that time.

"It's okay, whoever hears something he shouldn't hear will immediately stop him from talking!" "That's right, it doesn't matter if Wenwen is wrong, as long as you clean up the people who find Wenwen wrong!

"Uh...... I was very impressed...... It's too extreme...... It's good to be normal...... "This text persuaded me, "And it's not my problem now, it's what should I do if I really throw her here, and it will become a flame mountain in a while, and you will also become a minotaur...... Oh no, the Bull Demon King. ”

"How about throwing her to a place where she can't catch fire?like the Lake of Mist?" "How can the Lake of Mist burn?, not to mention that there is still Kiruno there, don't forget that Kiruno is not what it used to be now, as long as her energy recovers, she is a powerful goblin above the S level."

"I remember that when the Lost Bamboo Forest was on fire, watering was useless. Wenwen remembered that he was also waiting for the flame to be extinguished naturally, so the loss was so big, "It seems that ordinary water can't extinguish the flame in Meihong's state." ”

"That's ...... too," and that's what makes it difficult for me to do that.

“...... Can't you buy a pack of cigarettes for me?" Mei Hong complained weakly......

"Uh......" Wenwen and I both blew up at once, "forgot ......" (to be continued.) )