Chapter 359: The Prisoner Who Went Crazy
"Don't worry about that at all, when I went out just now, I collected a lot of empty bottles left over from yesterday's banquet and piled them up outside the door. "Sakiya is referring to outside the door of the room we are in, and there is still a place for the protection of the enchantment," I took two and came in.www.biquge.info ”
"Oh, that's a great favor, you, turn your head around. Lingmeng took the bottle and asked me to turn my head again, hey, ridiculous, as if there was something to see, just a person like me who can play with Wenwen at any time to pick up chestnuts, can I use it? I have that kung fu, it is better to find Wenwen to make chestnut cakes, and then again, sure enough, what is a one-yuan broom to drive people away with a smile of ten yuan to greet a hundred thousand arbitrary S Everything is a lie, how much money has Lao Tzu thrown at Lingmeng so far?
"Hush. I casually pulled off Reizen's tie and tied it to my eyes, "Is this going down?"
Reimu didn't speak, and began to try to solve the physiological problem, like a solitary reporter, but ...... Shrine maidens generally can't be reporters, let alone solitary reporters, "Sakiya? Can you do me a favor?" ”
"Sakiya, do you hear me, call you, let you go over and help pee. "It's obvious that Sakuya is going to pretend not to hear it.,But I'm not happy now.,By the way, I'll vent it with Sakuya.,I'm sorry.,I'll go over to see you when Qingming next year.,Sakuya, you can go with peace of mind.。
“…… Mr. Qin, you're still so bad and naughty. Sakuya couldn't help it, my voice was echoing throughout the room, and now she couldn't pretend she couldn't hear it, "Okay, I'll help you deal with it, please don't mess with me if you trouble Reimu." ”
"Oh, okay, not necessarily. "How can Reimu's character be a good guarantee?, but Sakiya has her own way, and her strengths ...... It's that she's a woman herself, "Hey, wait...... Yes...... Other...... Don't touch the mouth of the bottle...... Other...... Don't poke it in...... Ah......h
"There's no way, it's hard for a strong man, even if you say that, it's useless. Sakuya rebounded three attacks in a row, "How can I ensure that the right thing is accurate if I don'......t stick the bottle tightly? I said, hurry up and pee, what are you waiting for?" Sakiya was only so shrewd at this time, and she had to face Reimu if she changed to Majestic Sauce...... It is estimated that Sakuya is about to become a Buddha at this time, and he will give a thumbs up and leave a sentence of 'life is here, no regrets.' 'Something.
"Okay...... Okay!I promise I won't give you a face!Okay!" Reimu was already in the midst of adolescent restlessness, how could she stand Sakiya's vague teasing, as for why I know that Reimu is in adolescence restlessness? Have you forgotten the last time she wet my pants?
"Alright, open the floodgates and release the water. "Successfully through the phallus ♂ movement, Reimu signed the male ♂ stem treaty that humiliated the country, and Sakuya finally planned to really help.
"Ah......" For a moment, Reimeng's expression seemed to be in heaven, flashing little stars on the whole screen, and even the painting style changed, directly from the dream summer town to the fantasy Wanhua mirror, however, ...... Life is always so rich......
"Reimu, stop for a moment. Sakiya suddenly motioned for Reimu to close the sluice gate first.
"Why?" However, the water of Reimu had just been released halfway, and it was at a time when passion was surging and life was in full bloom, how could it be possible to agree and say more...... Can this sluice gate be closed if you want to?
"I opened the gate and put too much water, and the bottle was not big enough, so I could change it again. Saki Yaxin said that it was fortunate that two bottles were brought in just now, otherwise I wouldn't have picked it up.
"......"However, just as Reimu was enjoying the bliss of the world, I was sitting cross-legged on the side, looking at my nose and my nose...... Oh, no eyes, blindfolded, then ...... Anyway, he was sitting, in order to fight against the indescribable sound of water in his ears, he was running a special mantra with all his might, and he had nowhere to release it, "Philosophy ♂ and Three Letters...... The Heart of Caution...... Praise Heart...... The Heart of Tolerance...... Testicle ♂ Cannon ...... Kiguan ♂ Gun ...... This world is too chaotic, roar roar roar all to the party!ah...... Feel ♂ the tranquility...... Hu ...... "Strongly stimulated by the present, I successfully relied on the fairy philosophy of Sanxin to cleanse and strengthen my heart, so as to survive this difficult battle.
Some time passed, and then, another time passed......
"Ah...... It's boring...... "I'm holding a newspaper in my hand that I've read more than twenty times, and I'm planning to tear it up and play with it if I can't do it," last time Meihong said that she was going to get married, but she didn't move until now, should she regret it again...... I'm ready with all my friends. "Mei Hong said at the Spring Snow Mutation Banquet that she would go back to her hometown with Huiyin to get married after the banquet, but there was no movement until now, "Come, Wenwen, come and let me kiss the two of you......"
"No, I don't. Wenwen refused without even replying.
"Then let Reisen come over and let me kiss the two. "Ah...... So boring...... Wenwen, is it really okay for you to hug Lingxian like this and kiss it endlessly?
"Don't talk nonsense, we're exchanging feelings, and you don't want your backyard to catch fire in the future. Wenwen casually stuffed me with a reason, and then turned back to kiss Lingxian, as for Lingxian...... Oh, this shy little rabbit has fainted for a long time.
"Ah...... Sakiya, how about coming over and letting me kiss the two of you?" "I'm almost bored, there's no TV, no computer, and no radio, so why don't you let me listen to two cross talks......
"You're laughing. "Sakuya doesn't look angry at all, probably because Majesty-chan's usual instructions are more absurd than mine.
"Reimu?" Sakiya was obviously unwilling, so there was only a substitution.
"You can't afford that money. Reimu gave me a disdainful look, just like Sister Yao saw a poor ghost prostitute.
"Nonsense, I can't afford how much money you say?" I can't bear it, who in Gensokyo dares to say that I have more money? Reimu, why didn't you admit it just after spending my money?"You say, how much do you want?"
"I want your left hand, it looks so powerful. "I'll ...... Reimu's asking price...... I really can't afford it, but at this moment I also figured out one thing, which is the biggest loophole in this plan, even if we don't have to worry about food and drink, it will be difficult for us to stay in this room for three days, in this state, we are like prisoners, and now it's only the first day, we have become a little bit abnormal, I just hope that before we all go completely crazy, we can solve the anomaly, if we put it off until the next time...... Half of the people in this room would probably be insane. (To be continued.) )