Chapter 5: The Black and White of Horror and the Stimulated Sister Red
"You're pretty useful. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Mei Hong looked at me with interest, "Wear it again and show it to me?"
"Alas, you're thinking too simply. I explained to Mei Hong, "Although this ability can indeed ignore any enchantment and space barriers to shuttle, but it is also very limited, not to mention the distance problem, it is difficult to solve the problem of consumption alone, even if I have the physical fitness in my heyday, I have to rest for several days before I can use it again." ā
"That's a lot better than farting, isn't it? hahahaha...... Fart...... How can there be such a terrible ability...... Hahaha. ā
I also wanted to laugh together, but the dopamine suppressor kept me in an emotionless state, and I felt like I should turn it off.
"Okay, anyway, thank you this time, I think I'll go to the Boli Shrine you said first to get the hukou down. "I picked up the beam pistol from the ground and put it in its holster.
"Okay, Hakurei Shrine is in the easternmost part of Gensokyo, I'll take you out of the bamboo forest. Mei Hong got up from her chair and prepared to open the door.
"Coo......" Suddenly, an indecent chirp came from my stomach.
"Uh...... I'm sorry. "Despite the dopamine suppressor, I felt like I had boiled water on my face.
"Well, it's nothing, it's noon after all. Fortunately, Mei Hong didn't care, "Why don't you finish eating first and then go, it just so happens that there are bamboo shoots I just dug up...... But that's not enough. ā
"Wait. I stopped Mei Hong's thoughts, and then put my hand on the belt, on the left side of the belt hung a saber, and on the right was a palm-sized bag, and my hand was reaching into the bag, "I still have some ingredients here." With that, I pulled out a large piece of fresh meat from my small bag.
"......" Mei Hong's eyes widened and she stared at my small bag with a look of surprise, "How did you get it out?" No, I should say how you put it in...... Or what the hell are you making of this bag?"
"The subspace super warehouse is the highest masterpiece of my subspace technology, not only the ingredients, but also my entire exile factory in it, and I will tell you the details later. "I didn't go into details, but pulled out my saber and began to cut the meat.
But Mei Hong didn't seem to let me go, she set her sights on my saber this time.
"This doesn't seem to be an ordinary knife, I feel the energy fluctuation?" Mei Hong stared at the blade carefully, "And the position of the blade ...... Isn't it moving? ā
"It seems that you won't let me go if I don't make it clear. I made a joke and raised my saber, "The Wave Saber, made of high-purity pure gold, uses energy to cause particles in the blade to vibrate to gain powerful destructive power, far more powerful than beam weapons. I stood up on the hilt, "Oh, see this, an energy plate can be used for five hours when you put it in." I gripped the hilt again, "Originally, I used it for self-defense, but I rarely used it in close quarters combat without a mech, so I used it for chopping vegetables most of the time." I continued to cut the meat, "But it's really weird, the fluctuating saber is too, and so is the beam pistol just now, don't you have this kind of thing here?"
"No, at least never have I ever seen one. Mei Hong said frankly, "The humans in the human world do not have the ability to make this kind of weapon at all, but I have seen some strange iron pimple weapons in the kappa, but compared to you, I feel that it is a cut worse." ā
"Kappa?" I snapped the new term, "is it a youkai?"
"Well, the kappa is a youkai race that lives in the Monster Mountain, and their leader, Kawashiro Hatori, has set up some kind of 'Kappa Heavy Industries' organization that specializes in those iron bumps. Mei Hong thought for a moment when she said this, and then continued, "These things on your body are very wonderful, so I reminded you just now that I have to add an item." ā
"Plus what?"
"Beware of the human magician who lives in the Enchanted Forest, Marisa Kiriyu. ā
"Touch...... Are you stupid?" I was really curious at the time how someone could have such a name.
"It's Marisa, she claims to be an ordinary magician, and then I don't know what strange books I read, the fifth person hidden by the Four Heavenly Kings, Morisa, Morisa, Marisa or something, if you meet her, you have to pay special attention. ā
"Why? Is she dangerous?"
"She's not dangerous at all, for normal people. Mei Hong said something that I couldn't understand, "But for you, she's dangerous." ā
"Incomprehensible. ā
"She has a very strange fetish, she likes to collect things, whether they have an owner or not. And she's not usually thick-skinned, I remember her saying that going into a stranger's house and looting is like a game, although I don't know what she said about the game, but it's certainly not a good thing, there are so many interesting things on you, you'd better be careful, maybe she'll be taken away by you at some point. ā
"Okay, I see, then you'd better tell me what she looks like. "I subconsciously covered the equipment on my body, but found that there was too much equipment, and my hands couldn't cover it at all.
"You can recognize her at first sight, she is the only one of Gensokyo, she wears a black witch outfit, a white apron, a black magical pointed hat, and she always rides a broom. "Anyway, she looks like a black and white." ā
"Recording complete. "I put the sliced meat on the plate while turning off the biochemical computer's recording function," I would try to avoid her. ā
"Do you want to stir-fry?" Mei Hong watched me process the bamboo shoots and went straight to the pot, "Will you?"
"Ah, if you've been alone for a long time, you'll always make something. I stir-fried bamboo shoots and shredded meat, "You have left me to eat, I have to be a little sincere, don't worry, although it is not very delicious, it is still acceptable." ā
"Okay, then I'll put the rice in the pot. Mei Hong shrugged her shoulders and went to prepare the main dish.
The girl is cooking.
"Alright. I brought the fried pork with bamboo shoots to the table, and at the same time, Mei Hong also brought rice, "Why is the rice cooked so quickly?"
"My ability is to get angry. Mei Hong only explained this sentence.
"I see, come, let's taste it. ā
"I'd like to see. Mei Hong unceremoniously took a chopstick and bamboo shoots to fry the meat and put it in her mouth, and then the whole person froze.
"What's wrong? Not appetizing?" I tried to touch Mei Hong, but Mei Hong didn't respond, "It's strange, I didn't put anything strange...... Even if it is released, will it be useful to the people of Penglai?"
However, what I didn't know was that Meihong's heart was broken at this time.
The following is Mei Hong's inner monologue:
"It's delicious! At least it's better than what I made! Why! Isn't my femininity inferior to a man's? No, it must be an illusion! Hallucination! As long as I get through, it's nothing! Yes, it's all just a psychological effect! I just need to put on the second chopstick, and everything will be shattered!"
The monologue ends.
Then I saw it, and Mei Hong took the second chopsticks and put them in her mouth and began to chop the rice with tears in her eyes: "No! Why! Why!"
I had a hard time eating this meal, because I always felt that Mei Hong was looking at me with a strange look, although I didn't feel a trace of malice from her at all, but this made me shudder even more, and the dopamine suppressor was working at full strength, and finally let me hold on until Mei Hong returned to normal.