"Jingle bell...... Jingle Bell ....... Jingle Bell ......."

"Damn! Who's going to turn off the alarm! It's annoying, isn't it annoying? Hurry up and turn me off early in the morning! I'm sleepy...... Lu'er, Lu'er, look at whose mobile phone, smashed it!"

A stinky big kick was kicked in Lu Ze's face, almost stuffing Lu Ze's mouth, which made Lu Ze open his eyes sleepily, looked around in confusion, picked up the mobile phone from the ground and turned off the alarm after the sound disappeared, and when the sound disappeared, he really threw it out a long way before he put the pillow on his face, so as not to be kicked again after a while, and closed his eyes again.

The room fell into silence again, and after a while, he slept above Lu Ze, that is, the culprit who kicked Lu Ze's face, Comrade Song Guiyuan's snoring sounded again, but in just two minutes, there was a sudden rush knock at the door, which woke up Zhuang Yu's friends in the photography circle, glanced at his watch, and yelled outside.

"It's half past five in the morning, don't knock! Why are you doing so early! Don't knock! You are deaf!"

After a burst of scolding, there was silence outside the door...... It's just that after this photographer friend lay down again, he muttered again: "How can I remember...... What's going on today?"

Quiet ...... in the room Be quiet....... And then...... I grass!! I grass!! I grass!!!

A room full of old men jumped up, except for Song Guiyuan, who slept like a pig, Lu Ze didn't know if his head was bad after a hangover, he sat on Song Guiyuan's belly, almost pressed out Lao Song's intestines, grabbed the remaining half bottle of beer on the bedside table and poured it on Lao Song's face.

"Ah!!...... Lu Ze, I'll grass your uncle!!"

.......

Forty minutes later, a group of rough men in coats hurriedly ran out of the room, their heads of melon seeds sweating in the morning sun, but except for Zhuang Yu, everyone's heads were like chicken nests.

It was the stylist who knocked on the door just now, and he set a set of five and a half to style the groom and groomsman, and went out at five fifty, but the gang only finished washing up at six and fifty! Not to mention styling, the hair didn't have time to blow, and Lu Ze's hair was still dripping.

"I'll just say don't drink so much! Don't drink so much! You don't listen! The more you stop, the harder you go! Still driving! Don't drive! Now all the blowers are drunk driving! How dare you touch the steering wheel? Zhuangzi! Get in the car! Get in the car quickly!"

Zhuang Yu's small voice was broken, the green tendons on his big neck burst and it was estimated that the blood could be more than one meter high, patted his thighs, and roared with jumping, and quickly stuffed Zhuang Yu, who was still in a daze, into the car, Lu Ze also hurriedly got into a four-by-four G in the back, covered his head and sighed, not only the headache caused by the hangover, but also the shame.

From the time of filming "The Leader", he knew that Song Guiyuan's words about drinking less would not be believed at all! Old Song drinking alcohol was not self-punishment, it was like seeing his own father when he saw wine.

How much did you drink last night? At the dinner, both men and women were counted, and more than 20 people drank eight bottles of liquor and more than 10 cases of beer, and as a result, 12 men went to the bar, and the 160 bottles of beer and four bottles of Martell were all poured into their stomachs, and even Song Guiyuan and Lu Ze, who had the best amount of alcohol, were drained.

Fortunately, Zhuang Yu didn't drink much at the bar, because he was about to break out at the dinner, and he drank three or four bottles of beer when he went to the bar, but he ate five or six fruit plates, and the amount of food was terrifying.......

"I find you a real scourge! It's almost time for the morning rush hour, and if you get to the bride's house at nine o'clock, and then you go to the banquet venue, the guests will starve to death!"

"Do you blame me? Don't you also shout very happily? The beer is boring, like water, you have to drink something energetic, this time it is exciting! When I go home, my daughter-in-law can't give me skin? No, you have to accompany me home later...... Hey, buddy eats candy and is happy. ”

The two of them quarreled and scolded, and as soon as they stopped at the red light, they each showed a smile and threw candy and cigarettes into the car next to them along the window, and when the green light car continued to go, they began to scold each other again, and the quarrel was not completely over until the house where Wang Zhen was.

"Mr. Zhuang! Fifteen minutes! It's only fifteen minutes! It's urging from the other side of the venue, and they're all waiting!"

The planning kept reminding everyone of the time, so that everyone was nervous, Lu Ze looked at the round figure of the camera, ran that called a struggle, he couldn't run with him, his brain was hot, he grabbed the camera, resisted on his shoulder, told the photographer to meet upstairs, and rushed to the front.

"This kid...... Or run so fast that you'll vomit again later, buddy, come on?"

Song Guiyuan was not in a hurry, leaned on the car door and swallowed the melon seeds, and handed the melon seeds to the planner with a smile, suddenly saw the mobile phone call, and was startled when he saw the caller ID, and quickly hung up the mobile phone, touching his chest with his hand and breathing a sigh.

According to custom, those who have been married or divorced are not allowed to be best men, and of course he is not, he just played with it yesterday, thinking about it, a dozen soy sauce bastards poured too much into the groom and the groomsmen...... If Zhuang Xue knew about this, he would probably have to sink in the swimming pool.

......

The elevator reached the seventh floor, this is Zhuang Yu's old house before, after all, he is a native of the imperial capital, and he still weighs a few properties in the imperial capital, Lu Ze first got out of the elevator, and shot Zhuang Yu's face backwards, which is called a professional, watching Zhuang Yu hurriedly patting the door, and sweating out of his head, although he felt a little guilty, he still wanted to laugh.

"Knock knock, wife, I'm coming to pick you up!

"Who cares about my wife? I'm more than half an hour late, and we're all in a hurry, we wanted you to get in easily, but now...... Don't think about it! Test you first! Tell us about how you and Zhenzhen met, how they got together, and the best memories for us!"

"Big sister, don't make trouble! Time is too fast! It's too late, hurry up and open the door!"

The more anxious it is here, the more energetic the bridesmaids inside are, coaxing one by one, itching the roots of the angry teeth of the men outside, Zhuang Yu doesn't see that elegant temperament anymore, his face is flushed, his lips are pursed, his brain is running fast, and he is just ready to talk about his love history with Wang Zhen.

Lu Ze suddenly found that the photographer and the group of people behind them also came up, his eyes rolled, he had an idea, his index finger was on his lips, and everyone was asked not to make a sound, and then tiptoed to the elevator door, and after handing over the camera to the photographer, he deliberately made the sound of the heel very loud, as if he had just come out of the elevator, took a breath, controlled the falsetto vocal cords, lowered his voice, made the voice more mature, and it was difficult for acquaintances to recognize, and finally opened his mouth with a Beijing accent.

"Hello, I am Jiaojing of the Jiaojing Brigade in XX District, I came to see you get married, and I don't want to disturb your big day, but you are dangerous all the way, speeding more than 20 percent, and there is a behavior of going around the traffic light on the sidewalk, please cooperate with the driver who drove just now, give me the driver's license, and wait...... You've drunk, haven't you? Such a big smell of wine, Xiao Zhao, Xiao Zhao ......."

Lu Ze's head twisted like an epilepsy, and he gave one of the best men a look, which made him react, and he quickly pinched his throat and agreed.

"Hey, hey, Captain......"

"What kind of ritual is alcohol...... Oh yes, give me the alcohol tester, start with Mr. Lu Ze, please take a breath. ”

Zhuang Yu's friend was also energetic, laughing until he had convulsions, and he had to control his voice to respond: "Okay, give you the king team." ”

In an instant, Lu Ze stood opposite, changed his voice back, and pretended to be a little panicked: "That...... I'm sorry, we drank last night, but we really didn't drink this morning, please Mr. JC, we're kissing here, can you wait a minute?"

Then he stood in the position just now, and even his body movements were perfectly controlled, and even the best man and camera camera standing on the side were almost convinced, and muttered: "This actor can play anywhere......?"

"I'm sorry, now the law has made it very clear to the public, everyone knows the harm of drunk driving, I can't wait until your wedding is over, right? Come, blow it, if the alcohol decomposes, it'll be fine, come and blow, look, every 100 milligrams of blood, the alcohol concentration is sixty-two, you are drunk driving, come, next, blow, you are seventy-two, thicker than Mr. Lu, you are about to be drunk, you dare to drive after drinking so much? Next, Mr. Zhuang Yu, you blow it too. ”

"Brother Zhuang...... what's going on? Are you collectively drunk driving? You ...... Why don't you make people feel so relieved! Don't ...... you drink on a happy day."

The door was suddenly opened, although Zhuang Yu had not completely sobered up, but how treacherous he was, he reacted immediately, clasped his hands, and forced the door open, which startled Wang Zhen's best friend.

"Rush, rush!"

In an instant, a large group of men rushed into the house, and a group of women didn't understand what was going on, they screamed out in fright by this scene, and then were gagged by the red envelope, although they were still blocked, but they were no longer as tough as just now.

"Zhuangzi!Flowers!Flowers!Don't forget the flowers!"

A bouquet of roses was thrown directly into Zhuang Yu's arms, he did not hesitate, knelt on one knee on the ground, and slid forward for a distance, holding flowers in front of Wang Zhen.

"It's been so late, I thought you wouldn't get married this time, it was Lu Er who was acting just now, right? ”

This thing is strange, if it is really like what Lu Ze's policeman said, there is no need to pick up the bride, this convoy has to be detained directly in the middle of the road, but who made Lu Ze act so similar? The top line skills are really not just random people, so that the people in the room can't hear who it is, every sentence, every word of intonation must be pressed just right, in order to produce this effect of confusing people with hearing.

"I'll talk about his business later, Wang Zhen, you marry me, wash the clothes, cook the rice, brush the dishes, drag the ground, earn the money, give you flowers, I have to take care of you for a lifetime, the rest of your life is you, you take the flowers, hurry up, don't rush!"

This set of words was spoken very quickly, and after the grunt was finished, the flower was thrown at Wang Zhen, Zhuang Yu rushed out with Wang Zhen in his arms, and even Wang Zhen in his arms did not react, subconsciously hugged Zhuang Yu, and let him run out with him.

"Shoes! I didn't wear my shoes! I haven't eaten the noodles yet!

"Take it! Get in the car and eat!"

......

There are a total of forty-two tables in the venue, two tables are spare, in fact, there are forty tables, each table is 13,888, far less than when Song Guiyuan got married, more than 200 tables, a table of 25,000 magnanimity, one is that Zhuang Yu and Wang Zhen really don't have many friends, Zhuang Yu doesn't like to make friends in that kind of scene, and Wang Zhen was sick before, those friends cut off contact with her, maybe they didn't expect that Wang Zhen didn't die when she got seriously ill, and after she came back, she didn't have many friends.

After all, Song Guiyuan has been filming for so many years, and one episode is three and a half million, and Zhuang Yu was a photographer before, and Wang Zhen spent all the money he earned on treatment, and it was already quite difficult for the two to take out a loan to buy a villa.

Because of this, the two didn't think about renting a castle abroad or renting a manor somewhere when they got married, just like ordinary people, holding such a game in a hotel.

In addition to the relatives and friends of both parties, the guests present, that is, the senior management of Tiancheng Media and well-known artists, as well as the actors they knew from filming before, are not right, in fact, many trainees of Tiancheng also arrived, but they are not qualified to go to the table, they came to perform, and after their talent performance, they took a red envelope and sent away.

But even so, these children are also acting stage, singing and dancing, blowing and singing, and making any unique skills outward, one is more exciting than the other, and they can't wait to perform a hard work of breaking big stones, locking steel bars in the big neck, piercing the mouth with needles, and eating glass ballast, for fear that the company leaders in the audience will not notice themselves.

However, Lu Ze couldn't see the hard work of these children, he was helplessly watching the two crying children rolling on the ground, one of these two children was Xiaoliang, the other was the daughter of Wang Zhen's cousin, and the parents of the two little flower girls were not present, in the end, it was a child, it was inevitable that there would be fear, no matter how Lu Ze coaxed, he just couldn't get up.

Soon, the little girl's mother came back and coaxed the child, Xiao Liang saw that his comrades were not crying, so he sat on the ground and began to howl, Lu Ze didn't care, he swallowed melon seeds and watched him cry, sometimes the child is the most spiritual actor, the more you coax, the more energetic he becomes, and he really doesn't cry after a beating.

"Don't cry! I'll beat you up if I cry again! Hold back!"

performed a fierce appearance again, scared Xiao Liang's cry back, just pulled Lu Ze's trouser leg and asked where his parents went, Lu Ze remembered Zhuang Xue's appearance just now, couldn't help sighing, and touched Xiao Liang's neatly combed hair this morning, if Lao Song can't get over this hurdle today, Xiao Liang is estimated to become a baby in a single-parent family.

Soon, the wedding began, Lu Ze hugged Xiaoliang and sent him to the center of the venue, he didn't have to worry about the rest, all the way, there were some whispers in his ears, Lu Ze didn't care, it was nothing more than being surprised by Lu Ze's arrival, what kind of feelings are contained in their language, and they can't slander Lu Ze in the slightest, just say it if you like it.

After the wedding began, everything was very festive, but the master of ceremonies did not talk about the early birth of a noble son, because Wang Zhen really couldn't conceive, this fact is obviously that the two newlyweds are prepared, but it can be seen that Zhuang Yu's parents are not very satisfied with this daughter-in-law.

According to the ideas of the older generation, in fact, it is not difficult to understand, although Zhuang Xue already has a child, but can the grandson have a grandson? Of course, it is better to have a child surnamed Zhuang, which also led to the wedding banquet, although the second elder did not complain, but the smile was somewhat unnatural.

Perhaps Zhuang Yu's parents are the biggest difficulty in their marriage, but Lu Ze is an outsider and can't control it, so he can only watch the excitement from the sidelines.

What's interesting is that in the hydrangea throwing session, there are obviously so many bridesmaids chattering in the audience to compete for this lottery, but Wang Zhen just threw it casually, directly and vigorously made a miracle, and threw it on Lu Ze's table, which was startled by Lu Ze, who was bowing his head and swallowing melon seeds.

The wedding was officially over, the wine and food were served to the table by the waiter, and the two newlyweds here also began to toast, of course, most of the water mixed in it, and then really drank it...... Lao Zhuang doesn't want to spend candles in the cave room tonight, the hospital drip is almost the same.

After saluting Lu Ze's table, Lu Ze ate a little casually and was about to get up and say goodbye, although Zhuang Yu basically drank water, but the alcohol in his body still existed, which would also be very confused, without too much obstruction, just said to pick a time to get together alone, and after the two hugged, they were ready to leave, but they didn't expect Wang Zhen to call Lu Ze behind him.

"When it's your turn to get married, give me a letter too, I believe it's going to be soon. ”

"Who knows, but I guess it's almost gone. ”

"Call me when you get home, Lu'er. ”

On the way home, Lu Ze never threw down the hydrangea thrown by Wang Zhen, stared at it and thought quietly, and finally picked up his mobile phone and sent a text message to Gao Peiling when he arrived at Luhua Station.

"Find a chance to go home and meet my parents. ”

“......”