"Sir, what do you need?" In the first class cabin from Malaysia to Bangkok, Thailand, the beautiful flight attendant asked Chen Geng softly in an unusually gentle tone.

"Is there any tea?" Chen Geng said casually.

"Yes," the beautiful flight attendant's eyes lit up, and she thought that the other party would be more difficult to communicate, and the smile on her face became sweeter: "We have black tea, flower tea, and ...... on our flight."

"If it's convenient, bring me a cup of black tea, thank you. Chen Geng rubbed his temples, although she knew what the other party had in mind, but to be honest, he was really a little thirsty and a little tired - anyone who kept running between South America, Africa, South Asia, and Southeast Asia for a month would be tired, as for the so-called affair with the flight attendant, hehe......

"Okay, the black tea will be delivered to you right away. The flight attendant smiled very happily.

Mirren looked at the newspaper expressionlessly, but in fact, the fire of gossip in his heart was burning: how many times has this been? 10th time? Or is it the 20th time? This stewardess is very beautiful, but she is a little shorter and her breasts are not big enough......

Since embarking on a flight from the United States to Bolivia a month ago, he has been dressed in high-end clothes, accompanied by a beautiful personal assistant and two bodyguards. Although Chen Geng is a typical yellow man, but seeing the two tall bodyguards and beautiful personal assistants standing behind him, everyone understands that this young Asian man is definitely a rich millionaire or even a multimillionaire, of course, it may also be a young son from a big family of RB, and something happens to such a tall, handsome and rich man is almost the wish of most flight attendants who want to catch a golden beetle, as for the skin colorThat's not a problem at all.

Mirren, who is familiar with Chen Geng's character, knows that his boss is not a strict person, and now he dares to make some jokes with Chen Geng, taking advantage of the flight attendant's efforts to help Chen Geng get tea, she smiled and approached Chen Geng, and said in a low voice: "Boss, I see that stewardess is kind to you, although her breasts are a little small, but her skin is very good, smooth and delicate like ivory, do you want to try it tonight?" I promise, this stewardess will definitely hand you a small note when she comes back later." ”

In the eyes of Mirren and even Chen Geng's two bodyguards, his boss is not married, even if he is married, it is normal for something to happen to a beautiful flight attendant in a foreign country, this kind of affair is Feng @ Liu Yafun, and it is also a good memory, after returning to the United States in the future, every time I think of this trip to Thailand, this is what is worth recalling, and this flight attendant is so beautiful, how can she be violent?

Even if Statham and Lafalette have wives, they have followed Chen Geng from North America to South America, from South America to Africa, and then from Africa to Asia, and they have not experienced the local customs, as for the question of whether they are worthy of their own wives, according to Statham, who has just remarried his wife, it is: "I love my wife, and I am willing to give everything I have for her, but this is sex." ”

Can sex and love be understood so separately? Chen Geng was convinced, the **** and sex # revolution of Americans are really liberated and revolutionized enough.

Chen Geng looked at Mirren with a smile: "Actually, I want to have something to do with you." ”

"Okay, I'm fine," Mirren didn't bother himself, the boss of the mouth cannon who was strong on the outside, and the smile on his face became even more charming: "Are you coming to my room, or am I going to your room?"

Chen's gorgeous defeat: What can you do in the face of a female hooligan who is more hooligan than you, and you don't mind letting what you say become a real female hooligan?

Until getting off the plane, the stewardess who smiled very sweetly made a "call me" gesture to Chen Geng covertly, completely unaware that Chen Geng's eyes had begun to touch for the trash can.

"Boss, are you really not going to call this beauty?" Mirren felt sorry for Chen Geng: "That beauty told you when she brought you tea, she has been resting for the past two days." ”

"Well, why don't I introduce her to you?"

"I'll forget it, my orientation is normal," Mirren shrugged, "but seriously, boss, you're holding back like this...... Not good, really ......"

"Why don't you come to my room tonight," Chen Geng really couldn't stand it, and glanced at Mirren angrily: "Let's say okay first, I don't like to take T, and I don't want you to get pregnant, if you are okay with these two points, then you can come." ”

"Absolutely. ”

“……”

Statham and LaFollet, who followed behind, were expressionless.

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Although Chen Geng first went to Thailand in 2000, he was especially mentally prepared for the economic situation in Thailand in 1978, until the 80s, Thailand was a country dominated by agriculture, where can an agricultural country go?

But on the way from the airport to the hotel, Chen Geng felt very strange, why didn't he see Thailand's iconic tuk tuk car?

Speaking of tuk-tuks this kind of passenger-carrying three-wheeled motorcycle, it is simply an iconic scenery on the streets of Bangkok, and many Thai movies have seen tuk-tuks, but what makes Chen Geng puzzled is that this has been in the city for so long, why haven't you seen tuk-tuks?

Could it be that in Thailand of this era, tuk-tuks have not yet appeared?

For the sake of insurance, Chen Geng decided to inquire about the situation with the driver first: "Sir, is there a taxi in Thailand that is converted from a three-wheeled motorcycle?"

Those who can drive a taxi near the airport can speak two sentences of English, Chen Geng even said with a gesture, and the other party finally understood what Chen Geng meant, but the driver was at a loss: "A taxi converted from a three-wheeled motorcycle? No, I've never seen it." ”

"Really?"

"Not really," the taxi explained loudly, feeling insulted to his dignity, "sir, I've been driving a taxi in Bangkok for more than ten years, and I've never seen the kind of three-wheeled motorcycle you said." ”

"That's ......"

The driver continued: "But there is a kind of bus modified with RB Daihatsu's three-wheeled car, the bus, after the modification, can seat more than a dozen people, and a few people can stand in the back......"

Toei Daihatsu's three-wheeled car?

I know, it's probably Daihatsu SDF-8, a three-wheeled car mass-produced by Toei Daihatsu Automobile in the 50s, the three-wheeled car that my father moved when he appeared in the movie "My Neighbor Totoro" by the animation film master Hayao Miyazaki, and later our country imitated this car, that is, the SH58-1 three-wheeled car that is still in production in China and was discontinued until 1989.

The driver said to Chen Geng with a gesture, and suddenly became excited, pointed to a car in front of him and said to Chen Geng excitedly: "That's it!"

Along the direction of the driver's finger, sure enough, a tricycle with a canopy is driving suddenly from the front, the speed is not slow, the speed is about 40 kilometers per hour, you can clearly see the carriage plus a shed to block the rain, the carriage is arranged with two benches on the left and right, the car is close, you can still see that people are also extra warm behind each bench installed backrest, and there is a wide "platform" across the entire parking space at the end, there are four or five people standing on it, "platform" Even if it acts as a step into the rear compartment, it can also earn a few more tickets.

How can you do this?

Chen Gengfu: Is this the Thai people's intention to keep up with the third brother, or is the third brother carrying forward the Thai people's Guan Rong tradition?

Chen Geng just obeyed, and Mirren, Statham, and Lafalette were directly dumbfounded: the wisdom of the people is really endless......

"Oh my God, boss, look, there's one, three, three, four, five, six...... Six people!" Statham suddenly pointed to a speeding motorcycle on the side of the road and shouted to Chen Geng: "Unbelievable! Unbelievable! There are so many people on such a small motorcycle!"

If it weren't for the sunglasses, Statham's eyes might have fallen out.

Statham is no longer as exaggerated as when he first saw this kind of scene, when he was in India, he witnessed a Honda CUB 50 carrying three adults and a three-year-old child, he was shocked by the sight in front of him, thinking that it was a juggler performing on the street, when Chen Geng told him that it was a civilian, he said that he did not believe anything, resolutely did not think that the other party was a civilian, insisted that the Honda cub 50 was modified for the sake of performance, otherwise it would never have been possible to carry so many people, and it was not until this situation appeared again and again that Statham believed his boss's words, and this is how Indians use motorcycles.

But even in India, Statham has never seen six people on a motorcycle: two children in the fuel tank, two adults and two youths in the back, and most exaggeratedly, a wooden stick tied horizontally to the last shelf, with two baskets hanging from each end, containing several ducks and geese.

LaFollet, who served as Chen Geng's bodyguard with Statham, was not as exaggerated as Statham, just drew a cross on his chest and whispered: "God bless them! God bless them......

Considering that Thailand is the territory of the Buddha, Chen Geng felt the need to remind his bodyguards: "God may not work here, 99.9% of Thai people are Buddhists." ”

"Ah, is that so?" said LaFollett.

"If you look at the golden building in the distance, it must be a Buddhist temple," Chen Geng reminded him: "This is the territory of the Buddha, Jesus stretched out his hand, the Buddha will be unhappy, right?"

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PS: I originally wanted to write about the whole of South America, Africa and Asia, but I think it's inappropriate, this is an industrial article, not a travelogue, so ...... Let's write about the last two stops, Thailand and Hong Kong Island.