Chapter 47: Trouble
Liu Haomiao made a good start.
After he stepped down, Liu Haoran, the son of the second uncle, came on the field, Liu Haoran was two or three years younger than Liu Muyu and Liu Haomiao, and he was about twenty-three or four.
As soon as Liu Haoran came to power, the old man of the Liu family immediately smiled.
Apparently he loved this little grandson.
"Grandpa, Haoran is not as capable as Brother Hao Miao, but he just asked someone to get a pair of yin and yang jade wisp balls from a master carver. ”
"I heard that this yin and yang jade wisp ball has the effect of prolonging life, and I don't know if it's true or not, so my grandson will give it to my grandfather as a birthday gift!"
As he spoke, Liu Haoran walked up to Old Man Liu with a very exquisite gift box and opened it.
"Wow!"
When the two jade balls, one white and one black, were revealed, everyone in the audience was in an uproar.
The old man of the Liu family was also shocked, and took out two jade balls and said:
"This, this is the best mutton fat white jade and black jade?"
Liu Haoran smiled when he heard this, then nodded and said, "That's right, grandpa, these two are indeed mutton fat white jade and black jade, and the lines on them are carved by everyone's own hands." ”
"Okay, good, Haoran has a heart!"
Old man Liu said two good things in a row, which shows that he likes this gift very much.
After a few rounds, it was about to be Liu Muyu's turn, and she began to get nervous at this moment.
Looking at the gifts given by those younger brothers and sisters, she actually felt that she couldn't handle what she gave for a while.
"Okay, I'll say a few words as well. ”
But just when it was about to come to her, the old man of the Liu family suddenly spoke.
Liu Muyu was stunned, and then hurriedly said, "Grandpa, I haven't ...... yet"
But Old Man Liu didn't seem to hear it, and began to speak to himself: "First of all, thank you very much for coming to my old man's birthday party, and secondly, ......"
"Wait!"
And at this moment, suddenly a voice interrupted the old man's speech.
Everyone present was stunned, including Old Man Liu, who also looked at the person who interrupted him with a displeased expression.
When he found out that it was his cheap grandson-in-law, his old face suddenly collapsed.
"What's his name?"
Liu Tiannan asked sideways.
"Back to grandpa, he is Liu Muyu's husband, named Chen Wangbei. ”
Liu Haomiao, who was on the side, hurriedly said.
At the same time, a hint of schadenfreude flashed in his eyes, and he dared to interrupt the old man's speech, for fear that he was tired of living.
"Chen Wangbei. ”
Liu Tiannan nodded, looked at Chen Wangbei with a gloomy face and asked, "What do you have to say?"
"Grandpa, Mu Yu hasn't given a gift yet. ”
Chen Wangbei naturally felt Liu Tiannan's dislike, but he was still calm and calm.
"Oh?"
Liu Tiannan frowned, and then said, "Then hurry up and offer it." ”
Liu Muyu didn't expect Chen Wangbei to come here, and after glaring at him hatefully, he hurriedly got up and walked to Liu Tiannan with a gift box.
"Grandpa, this is the granddaughter ...... for you"
But before she finished her sentence, Liu Tiannan directly interrupted: "Okay, don't say it, I took the things, you go down first." ”
After speaking, he took the things in Liu Muyu's hand and handed them to the subordinates behind him.
Liu Muyu didn't expect Liu Tiannan's attitude to be like this, and after standing there awkwardly for a few seconds, he walked off the stage as if fleeing.
"Is there anyone who hasn't given a gift yet?"
Liu Tiannan glanced at the audience as if asking, and when he found that he didn't answer, he planned to continue what he had just said.
And at this moment, Chen Wangbei suddenly stood up again.
"What are you doing!"
Liu Muyu grabbed the corner of his clothes and said anxiously.
"A gift. ”
Chen Wangbei winked at her.
Then he walked up to Liu Tiannan and casually took out a string of broken wooden beads from his pocket.
"Grandpa, my grandson-in-law doesn't know what to give, so I'll give you a sandalwood bracelet. ”
Chen Wangbei smiled at Liu Tiannan, and then sent a string of black wooden beads to him.
"Grass, what kind of broken thing are you, and you are embarrassed to give the things you picked up from the garbage heap to grandpa?"
Liu Tiannan didn't speak, but Liu Haomiao on the side suddenly screamed.
When Liu Tiannan heard what he said, his brows suddenly furrowed, and he didn't reach out to take it.
"You know!"
Chen Wangbei gave him a blank look.
Then he carried the string of wooden beads and said: "This is a bracelet that can save your life, do you think it is your calligraphy and painting that has a trace of Buddha power and thinks it is hanging from the sky?"
"What did you say?" Liu Haomiao was furious, "Chen Wangbei, how can your broken bracelet compare with my calligraphy and painting?"
This bracelet looks like the kind on the street, where a small vendor can buy three for ten dollars, and it can be said that it is worthless.
Even Liu Tiannan shook his head with a disappointed face: "I don't want it, you go down." ”
"Don't?"
Chen Wangbei sighed when he heard this, and then looked back at Liu Muyu: "Wife, they don't want this kind of baby, then I'll give it to you." ”
"Wait a minute!"
Liu Haomiao saw that Chen Wangbei was leaving, how could he let go of this great opportunity for humiliation.
So he stepped forward and snatched the bracelet from Chen Wangbei's hand, and said with a mocking expression: "Life-saving bracelet, hehe, I want to see how amazing it is!"
After speaking, he asked Liu Tiannan: "Grandpa, since it was sent by Chen Wangbei, we can't break this feeling, why don't we do an experiment on the spot and ask the big guy to see if this bracelet is as magical as he said?"
"Okay, I want to see how awesome this bracelet is!"
Liu Haoran didn't think it was a big deal, and there was a chorus of harmony off the field.
Liu Tiannan, who originally wanted to refuse, saw that his grandson and the VIP had spoken, so he could only nod helplessly: "Then try it." ”
"Okay!"
Liu Haomiao was overjoyed when he saw that the old man agreed.
"Uncle Fu, go to the live chicken in the back kitchen, and bring a kitchen knife by the way!"
So he shouted.
After a few moments, the kitchen knives and live chickens were all ready.
Liu Haomiao smiled mockingly at Chen Wangbei, then strode towards the live chicken and put the bracelet on the head of the chicken.
"Chen Wangbei, if you go down with this knife, your lies will be self-defeating, are you sure you don't want me?"
Liu Haomiao held the kitchen knife and looked at Chen Wangbei with a smile on his face.
"You feel free. Chen Wangbei shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then said: "But to remind you, this bracelet can only be used three times, and it will be automatically used as powder after three times." ”
"Cut, still flickering, wait for me to go down and see how you pretend!"
Liu Haomiao saw that Chen Wangbei was still a dead duck with a hard mouth, and pursed his lips disdainfully.
After asking someone to hold down the big rooster that was fluttering, he raised his kitchen knife and chopped it at the chicken's head.
The eyes of everyone present widened, and just as the kitchen knife was about to cut the chicken's head, suddenly an invisible resistance flicked the kitchen knife back one by one.
"Huh?"
Liu Haomiao was surprised.
Naturally, he didn't believe that the bracelet had any special functions, and only thought it was an accident.
So he rolled up his sleeves and changed his hand, and once again raised his knife and slashed at the big, this time with much more force than before.
And this time, at the moment when the kitchen knife fell on the chicken's head, suddenly Liu Haomiao's whole person flew upside down, and the kitchen knife broke directly.
"Oops!"
Liu Haomiao was thrown on his back, causing a burst of laughter below.
Annoyed and angry, he got up and patted his buttocks, and said to the bodyguard at the door: "Come on, get me a gun!"
The bodyguard at the door hesitated, but after seeing that Old Man Liu did not stop him, he hurriedly handed him a pistol.
", I won't believe that the gun won't kill you!"
Liu Haomiao's face was hideous, and he raised his pistol and was about to shoot the big rooster.
But after thinking about it, I felt that the estimate was a little far, and it was possible that I might not be able to hit, so I walked directly to the rooster.
"I'll kill you chicken thief!"
Liu Haomiao roared angrily and pulled the trigger directly.
Bang!
A gunshot rang out.
The bullet flew straight out, and just when everyone thought that this absurd farce was about to end, suddenly a white light suddenly flashed.
Immediately after hearing a crow, the big rooster broke free of the pressure and flapped its wings into the sky.
"What?"
The people who were laughing all stopped abruptly, and when they saw the big rooster in the middle of the field, they were all stunned.
Did the shot miss?
But soon they shook their heads in denial, for they found that the bracelet that had hung from the chicken's neck had disappeared, and that there was a pile of white powder on the ground.