Chapter 210: The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes

"Tut-tut......"

Jiang Ze looked at the summer chatter and criticism of him, "Is that what I call blindness? Are you someone else?"

"I ......"

"Also, I'm telling the truth, when I was abroad in the past, you stayed with a group of us boys every day, ate and slept together every day, and you didn't feel rude. ”

"Alas, the more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes. ”

Unable to stand what he said, Summer picked up the grapes on the table and stuffed them into his mouth, directly blocking his stinky mouth.

"When did I stay with the boys? I don't deny eating with the boys, after all, when I was abroad, I didn't know any female friends, and the people who studied abroad at the same level as me were all boys, but what the hell is sleeping together?"

"It's just an analogy. ”

Jiang Ze ate the grapes she stuffed into herself, and the moment she bit the grape skin, the sweetness of the grape juice splashed in her mouth, and the taste was very beautiful, in fact, the grapes were very sweet.

"Well, I didn't expect the grapes she bought to be quite sweet, I thought they were very sour, and I kept them there and didn't eat them. ”

After speaking, he picked up the grapes on the table and ate them one by one.

"Huh?"

Seeing the change in the expression on his face, Summer couldn't help but ask, "Well, who is that she in your mouth?

"Hehe..."

Knowing the little abacus in her heart, Jiang Ze couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, "Eldest sister, you guessed wrong, she is not my girlfriend, and she is not a woman in my mouth." ”

"Is that a man?"

"Nonsense, of course it's either a woman or a man, isn't it the same as asking this question in vain?"

Hearing that it was a man, Summer was even more shocked, "Omaiga, since it's a man, why do you have that kind of expression on your face?"

"What expression?"

"Happy smile. ”

Jiang Ze: "........."

"Yes, it's a happy smile, that's from my heart, can't I?"

"So, you're a gay?"

Hearing what Xia Xia said, Jiang Ze almost spit the grape seeds in his mouth into her face, but fortunately, Xia hid quickly and didn't fall for his plan.

Seeing that Grape Seed almost popped a hole in the floor and narrowly escaped the disaster, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Damn! You're going to murder! I've provoked you? How much enmity and resentment do you have with me? As for being ruthless?"

"Who told you to say that word? Who told you to guess me?"

Jiang Ze continued to stuff grapes into his mouth casually, "If your best friend gives you a gift, and that gift is something you particularly like, won't you laugh?"

"Yes!"

In response to his question, Summer gave a very honest answer, "Not only will I laugh, but I will also hug her and kiss her as a way to express my love for her." ”

"I'm not as serious as you, I just laughed, and you said I was gay, so you hugged your best friend, are you a lily?"

"Can that be the same?"

"Why can't it be the same?"

"We girls go to the toilet together, hold hands and hug when we meet, and we ...... at any time And so on. ”

Summer said a lot and then asked the question, "Would you guys do that, please?"

"Forehead ......"

Jiang Ze scratched his hair, "It seems... It doesn't seem like it will. ”

"So if you boys do these actions, it feels strange and easy to misunderstand. ”

"Misunderstand your size. ”

Jiang Ze retorted casually, and then ate the grapes by himself, praising while eating, "Hmm... These grapes are so sweet!"

"Tut-tut......"

Looking at the way he was enjoying himself, Summer felt goosebumps rise all over his body, "Can you not be... So... It's disgusting..."

"Ahem..."

Jiang Ze coughed, "If you feel disgusting, you can go out, I didn't let you stay here all the time, and I didn't ask you to keep an eye on me, who is to blame for what you want to watch?"

"I'm not afraid you'll be bored. ”

"You can pull it down! I'm not bored at all, I live every day to the fullest, and I won't be bored with her. ”

Because he was too excited, Jiang Ze accidentally said what was in his heart, and his true feelings were revealed on his face, and his expression was even happier than just now.

"Huh......"

Summer smiled maliciously, "And said that you are not gay, look at your expression, is that the expression of a normal person would have? No, is it the expression that a single dog would show?"

As he spoke, Summer picked up the mirror standing on the table and held it up in front of him, "Look for yourself, you see how ...... your expression is What ...... that?"

"Isn't that normal? ”

Looking at himself who was still handsome in the mirror, Jiang Ze couldn't help but say narcissistically: "Today is still a handsome day." ”

"Handsome sister. ”

"What did you say?"

"I said handsome your sister. ”

Knowing that he didn't hear clearly, Summer repeated three times sympathetically, "I said handsome your sister, handsome your sister, handsome your sister..."

"Do you understand?"

Jiang Ze: "........."

"Your male god is outside, and he has heard what you said, and he has seen your true colors, you are a female man with a mouth full of feces. ”

"Huh?

Hearing this, Xia quickly turned her head to look at the door, and after seeing the empty corridor, she realized that she had been tricked, and she looked at Jiang Ze very friendly.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Ze was a little frightened by her eyes, he had a bad premonition, his intuition told him that this woman was terrible, and he must not provoke her now, if he accidentally provoked her, he might not be able to live today.

"Is it fun to play me?"

"Forehead ......"

"It's fun to tease me, isn't it?"

"No ......"

"Have you been itchy lately?"

"No ......"

Looking at the summer that was gradually approaching him, in order to let himself survive tonight, Jiang Ze chose to escape.

Summer geared up, approaching Jiang Ze step by step with a smile on his face, "I recently learned two new tricks from the teacher, do you want to give it a try?"

"No, I don't. ”

When Jiang Ze was just about to slip away, he suddenly saw someone standing outside the door, and instantly dispelled the idea of escaping, and leaned on the sofa steadily, looking at the menacing summer, he was now thinking about whether to tell her that her male god was standing outside the door.

Forget it, let's talk about it!

"Summer, your god is now standing outside the door watching you. ”

"Do you think I'll still believe you?"

"I'm serious, believe it or not!"

"You just wait to die!"

Xia walked up to him, and just as she was about to make a move, Shen Mufeng's voice came from behind her.

"Xia Xia, what are you doing?"

Shen Mufeng looked at the two people in the room with some anger, originally there was still a distance between the two, but from his point of view, they seemed to be stuck together, and there was no distance between the two.