Volume II, Chapter 36: Philosophy
"Li is serious, Li is serious! I'm here!
At half past seven the next morning, Guan Ming trotted all the way and appeared at the gate of the promising high school with excitement on his face, and Li Cheng and Xiao Zhutian had been waiting here for a long time.
"Hey..... Lust kills people...."
Xiao Filltian looked at Guan Ming who was running quickly in the distance, and couldn't help but cover his face and sigh, these two people smell the same in every sense, and they are too suitable to be friends.
"Eh, don't worry, there are beauties all over the ground..... Belch..... What's this thing you're wearing?"
Li Zheng beckoned to Guan Ming in the distance and shouted loudly, but halfway through the words, as Guan Ming ran closer and closer, Li Zheng also saw Guan Ming's clothes clearly, and the other party was wearing a suit and leather shoes, and the tuxedo he was wearing for playing the piano, and even the leather shoes on Jio were wiped for him to be used as a mirror.
"You.... Dress the hair like this....."
Li looked at Guan Ming seriously, originally unwilling to believe his eyes, but when he found that his face was clearly reflected on Guan Ming's leather shoes, he recognized it....
"Clams? Didn't you say there were beautiful women? This suit was rented by Lao Tzu at the dry cleaner! Leather shoes were polished for two hours!"
Guan Ming originally looked excited, but looking at Li Zheng and Xiao Filltian's increasingly painful looks, he gradually realized that something was wrong....
"You guys.... Why are you looking at me like that...."
Li seriously wiped his face fiercely, secretly miscalculated.
"Hey, forget it, that's it, come on, buckle this number plate. ”
He took out two crumpled number plates from behind his back, the number on them was 69, and he deducted one in front of and one behind his body.
"Let's go, it's only like this, there are such sand sculptures in the MD world. ”
Li seriously buckled the number plate, complained, turned around and left.
"What the hell is your number? Where's the beauty?"
Guan Ming saw that Li Zheng was leaving, and he looked confused.
"Hey, you're too young, keep up. ”
Xiao Baotian shook his head, patted Guan Ming's shoulder, and motioned to follow.
In this way, the three of them walked slowly to the playground behind the teaching building.
"Women's 500m!Please enter quickly according to the call number!17!23!45!69!72!"
Guan Ming slowly followed behind Li Zhengcheng, his face became more and more pale, until he shouted the number plate on his body on the radio, and he finally realized that he had been cheated.
"Na, the girl you want, women's 500 meters, except for you, all are women, it's righteous enough!"
Li seriously pointed to the four female students who were warming up on the playground track, and smiled shamelessly at Guan Ming.
"If they ask you, you say you're a woman, don't worry, you won't take off your pants to check. ”
“......”
Guan Ming looked at the man in front of him who had completely given up on his B face, he really didn't know what to say, he shook his head, knowing that he couldn't escape, so he had to walk to the runway.
Referee: "Uh.... Foreigner?"
Guan Ming: "Hmm...."
Referee: "Female?"
Guan Ming: "Uh..... Hmmm...."
Referee: "Tuxedo?"
Contemplation: "......."
Guan Ming: "Hold back the nonsense!
The referee with the flare gun looked at Guan Ming who walked to the runway with a look of disgust, and came to the quality of the three companies, Guan Ming was already in great pain because of being pitted, and at this time, when he thought of the tuxedo that he had rented for money, he was too lazy to say anything, and shouted out directly.
The referee saw that the other party was unhappy, so he didn't say anything more, after all, the rules didn't say that he couldn't run in a tuxedo, and no matter how much a foreigner looked like a man, he couldn't care about it, so it was impossible to pick up his pants and check the belt without armrests.
"Ready!"
"Run!"
Guan Ming stood on his track, moved his muscles, twisted his neck and shook his legs, and then raised his middle finger at Li seriously, and then squatted down and made a good starting posture.
"Bang!"
As soon as the flare gun in the referee's hand sounded, Guan Ming and the other four girls ran away.
"Eh, look at that foreigner in a tuxedo!"
"Damn, is this okay?"
"How do I think he looks like a man?"
"Maybe a woman dressed as a man. ”
Everyone in the audience looked at Guan Ming on the runway and whispered, I have to say that Guan Ming's appearance is actually very handsome, but no matter how handsome he looks, as long as he says that he is a woman and wears a tuxedo to participate in the women's 500 meters, I believe his image is no different from a sand sculpture.
"Li seriously, I'm definitely going to hack you to death!"
At this time, the Guan Ming who was still running wildly felt a pain in the egg.
It's a real egg pain, not a so-called psychological description, the tuxedo on his body is a formal outfit, and the slimming effect is very strong, and the contours and lines of the body are tightly strangled.
Guan Ming couldn't stand it anymore and limped up.
Fortunately, he only ran 500 meters, and it was over quickly, because of the restraint of the tuxedo, he was a big man in a group of female high school students, and he only ran third.
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, good work!"
Li seriously watched Guan Ming limp over with his legs between his legs, and applauded weakly, but at this time, Guan Ming was too lazy to force so much with him, and directly pulled him by the collar and forcibly pulled him into the bathroom.
"Damn, what are you going to do! Don't! Don't pick my pants!"
Two seconds later, Li's serious and ashamed wail came from the toilet, which attracted the attention of a group of people who ate melons.
A few minutes later, Guan Ming walked out comfortably, stretched his waist, and looked very refreshed.
“MMP....”
Li Zheng then walked out, but his expression was very gloomy.
The crowd of melon-eating people dispersed disdainfully after seeing the situation of the two, it turned out that the two were just changing their clothes in the toilet, and nothing happy happened.
"MD, dare to pit Lao Tzu, you just wear this to run, remember not to break it, the rent is very expensive. ”
Guan Ming looked at Li Zhengcheng in a suit and leather shoes, and smiled, his heart couldn't help but balance a lot, and his unhappiness of being pitted was also diluted a lot.
"Next!Women's 1000m!Please hurry up and enter the runner who was called!17!44!69!20!72!"
With the roar of the human voice on the radio, Guan Ming heard that it was him again, raised his middle finger at Li's serious face, and then hurriedly ran to the field.
Referee: "Uh....."
Guan Ming: "What do you see me doing?
Guan Ming was already unhappy, and found that the referee next to him had been staring at him, and suddenly his anger came up again.
Referee: "It's not.... You muscles...."
Guan Ming was wearing Li Zhengcheng's short-sleeved shorts at this time, with clear tendons and flesh lines, and it was difficult for people to think that he was a woman.
Contemplation: "Uh....."
Guan Ming: "It's your business! The old lady likes to work out, can't she look at it! What do you see! Still watch! Sue you for molestation!"
It's not that Guan Ming thinks seriously about Li, but he thinks that if he shows his stuffing at this time, it will be more embarrassing, so it is better to play to the end, and then never come here in the future.
Referee: "Oh don't... Girl, I was wrong.... And so it begins..."
When the referee heard that the other party was in a hurry, he was embarrassed to ask any more, but he muttered in his heart, he had never seen such a girl.... The face is so thin and the temper is so big, tsk, but it looks quite smart.
"Ready! Run!"
"Bang!"
With the sound of a gunshot, Guan Ming and the four runners ran together, this time without the restraint of the crotch, he ran very freely and successfully won the first place.
"Next! Men's 1000m Run!"
"Hey! It's my turn!"
As the radio broadcast again, Li seriously stood up and walked to the runway.
He didn't know why Guanming was looking for him to change his clothes, but he would know right away.