Chapter 565: Laughter and Tears (7 Bursts to Subscribe)
"Yes. ”
Zhang Chi said a little helplessly.
"Really good, your class. ”
The chief of staff said a little angrily at this time: "It's all for me." ”
"Is that all there are?"
"So far, there are only a few hamburger skins found, but there is no evidence from our class that he was involved in the burger trade. ”
Ren Yifan's instructor ended for Ren Yifan.
"Righteousness. ”
Ren Yifan also said in a low voice.
As a result, Ren Yifan's girlfriend once again went bad.
"Report, my burger was given to me by Ren Yifan. ”
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When I saw this, the main highlight was the instructor's white face.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death. ”
"Damn, did the instructor also say that he was helpless. ”
"Nonsense, I must be helpless. ”
"Pig teammates. ”
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Originally, this matter could have been revealed, but because of Ren Yifan's girlfriend, things developed in the direction of the calf.
"Ren Yifan's taste is simply in free fall. ”
Lu Qiaochuan's complaint is also the voice of the audience.
Yu Linsheng was also happy.
He wanted to see how the show would develop next.
Gu Yixin was reluctant to confess the proprietress of the commissary, and Lu Qiaochuan finally played the protagonist mode at the critical moment.
"Forget it, Yixin, tell them, I'm sure the captain won't punish us if he knows how to get the burger in. ”
Lu Qiaochuan said loudly.
"You don't understand, if I say it, I'm no longer a qualified businessman. ”
Gu Yixin said crying.
"I'm not going to punish you. ”
The chief of staff shook his head and said, "You just have to tell me how you got the burger in." ”
Report. ”
Lu Hashichuan said loudly, "It's me, it's me who brought the burger in." ”
"Tell me how you got the burger in. ”
"I used my mobile phone to search the nearest Jingong store and the nearby community, and then called to order food, the delivery address was reported on the tenth floor of the second floor of the community, and left a contact number, and the society was too close to the suburbs, it was impossible to have a tenth floor, so the food delivery staff could not find the address and called me.
I ordered a batch of hamburgers directly in my private capacity, asked him to take a taxi to deliver them, and issued an invoice, after which I gave him the round-trip fare and 200 yuan for labor. ”
Lu Qiaochuan said that the others were all in a state of confusion.
Gu Yixin also said: "It's so smart." ”
"How much does it cost him to take a taxi one way here? ”
"He gave me a taxi ticket worth more than 500 yuan a month ago, obviously trying to blackmail me, but I didn't bother with him at the time, because I hadn't eaten meat for too long. ”
"And then, how did he get the burger into your hands? The base is completely closed. ”
"The canteen is not standing guard at the base, but students in shifts, and there is an iron fence more than 300 meters west behind the canteen, and a road a distance further west. ”
"When the burger arrived, it was your turn to stand guard in the cafeteria, right?"
"How can it be so coincidental that I bought off the classmates on duty. ”
"Who, one day?"
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At this time, Pan Zhen stood up and began to break the siege.
Immediately afterwards, in the face of further questioning by the instructor, Ren Yifan also stood up.
The logic is strong.
"It's good to be young, I like heroism, and in order to protect a girl, I made up such a vivid story temporarily, I almost believed it, and the reaction was so fast. ”
The chief of staff looked at Ren Yifan's instructor and asked, "Did you have him to react quickly at that time?"
"At that time, I was a recruit under your command, and I went to the Internet café about once every three days, and you caught me a month later. ”
"Just let you go, you're far behind, I asked you if you were standing on the post, and you said directly, what is it, the kid who made up the story said yes before he said what time it was. ”
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Eventually, the matter was over.
Of course, the jokes are also a close second.
Yu Hao and Lu Qiaochuan hugged their heads and cried, especially Lu Qiaochuan's contrasting turn of the year simply made everyone laugh.
Maybe this is youth.
As the chief instructor said.
It's good to be young.
You can go to sweat and blood unbridled.
There is no "Night at the Military Port" in this time and space, and there is no "Les Miserables", but it is still not a big problem to find two songs that are not much different.
When singing, everyone felt that this cold-faced instructor Zhang Chi was not so hateful. ‘
A tear, or a touching point, appeared in the whole play.
The end of military training.
After everyone drank and got drunk, they were so cool and crooked one by one, Pan Zhen actually proposed to bow down, and as a result, they kowtowed to Bi Shisan one by one, this contrast really made everyone laugh to death.
"Fate is a wonderful thing, we rudely divided it into good karma and bad fate, but until the last moment, it is difficult for you to tell whether this fate is good or bad. ”
As soon as the screen turned, the respective instructors began to send their students.
"There are all four and eight classes. ”
Ren Yifan said to his instructor: "Lizheng, fifty push-ups per person, start." ”
The instructor nodded: "Ten will be added randomly today." ”
At this time, Instructor Ren Yifan turned his head and already had tears in his eyes.
On the other side, Zhong Bai said in a crying voice: "Instructor, you didn't tell us what constellation you are in the end." ”
Instructor Zhong Bai said: "I am a Virgo, and I am afraid that you will annoy me. ”
The crowd burst into tears.
On the other side, on Zhang Chi's side, everyone got into the car in turn, and everyone greeted him, but he was still cold.
This may be the knife mouth tofu heart.
"If you like the military doctor, just tell her. ”
"Have a birdball relationship with you, get in the car. ”
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"Fate is something that can easily be taken for granted, parents, brothers, relatives, and these people's fate is wirelessly stretched because of unforeseen, and some people are destined to end abruptly because of the visible deadline. ”
The voiceover of Lu Qiao Chuan sounded.
Everyone was sitting in the car, and at this time, outside the car, Zhang Chi sang the song.
Everyone in the car also sang along with his beats.
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This paragraph made Yu Linsheng's wife cry.
Although the instructor is cold, his heart is actually very soft.
The crying salute at the end was really poignant.
"Woo, although I didn't go to college, but I really want to cry this time, woo woo. ”
Meiling looked like she wanted to cry at this time, but then she suddenly felt a pain in her stomach.
"Ah, ah, husband, it's not good, the amniotic water is broken. ”
Meiling was also startled when she saw that the bottom was already wet at this time: "Husband, go to the hospital." ”
"This, this, this ......"
Yu Lin Road was in a mess: "Do I want to call 120?"
"What 120, hurry up to the hospital, you shouldn't be able to give birth for a while, go quickly." ”
Meiling said loudly.
Meiling had read this information before, but Yu Linsheng, who was about to become a father, was no longer a little calm, and was ready to do it after listening to his wife's words.
At this moment, what drama reviews, what micro-blogs, what publicity.
Fuck it.
Lao Tzu only wants his son to be safe.
As for the discussion on the Internet about the drama "Together Through the Window", there are also more discussions.
"Damn, I highly recommend the web drama "Together Through the Window", it's so fucking beautiful, it's so good. ”
"That's right, I'm also watching "Together in the Window", but the male protagonist is not very likable. ”
"I think Lu Qiaochuan is more real, he doesn't have a so-called golden finger, and he doesn't have any plug-ins, he is not a foreign person, and even his shortcomings are very big, but it is very real. ”
"Yes, he's not bad for everyone, or he's been using stupid ways to support everyone. ”
"Yes, anyway, I'm going to chase this drama. ”
"Haha, yes, I think it's quite interesting, I cried when I watched the military training, but I watched the part of the squad leader and the literary and art committee again. ”
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In the midst of many discussions, someone asked a question: "Isn't it true that boys' underwear is washed and changed on the same day?"
This question is not normal for some girls.
Especially when it's hot, can you sleep without changing your clothes?
However, the following answer also makes everyone understand what reality is.
"Damn, who has nothing to do to change their underwear every day, I think it's almost a week. ”
"Yes, besides, it's not a big deal, change it on the same day, wash it on the same day, what's the matter, there is a mine at home?"
"yes, a week is a bit much, but two or three days should be about the same. ”
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Most of the more than 80% said that they would not wash it on the same day, but change it on the same day.
This time it was also very shocking to the heart.
"Oh my God, is this true?"
"Damn, how is that possible?"
"Nima, I'm drunk. ”
"Sure enough, this art comes from life. ”
"Haha, I'm laughing and peeing, I have to chase this drama. ”
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In this regard, the discussion of "Together Through the Window" after the end of episode 10 is intensifying.
On the other hand, the ten episodes of "Daylight" are also over.
What do you say?
There's been a lot of discussion.
And it's not a bad review.
It's incomprehensible.
That's right, the director's shooting ability is good, and the actors' performances are acceptable, but there are too many clues to the plot, and it's a bit slow.
Sluggish.
The first ten episodes are mainly about the relationship between the characters, such as why Zhang Chao played by Huang Kun went undercover, such as why Tang Shan's son was taken drugs.
Lines are compared to the dispersion.
It was only in the tenth episode that the truth was revealed.
Everything is a pit.
But this kind of procrastination makes the audience feel quite dull, and some people can't even stand it in the fourth episode.
In one night, the discussion of "Daylight" and "Together Through the Window" is not low.
The next day, Doudou's score was a big surprise.
The rating of "Daylight" is 8.3 points.
And the score of "Together in the Window" turned out to be 8.7 points.
The ratings of the two online dramas can be called the edge of divine dramas, but the statistics that follow are completely different.
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PS: Tomorrow, I will strive to finish writing "The Masked Singer", and then unveil my face, please vote for some monthly tickets.
That, how many days does everyone's underwear be washed?