When Mo Yulu saw the steps, she went down directly, took a few bites of the fish and meat, and praised it for being delicious.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After the meal was over, the two of them fought to wash the dishes again, but this time the old lady stopped messing around with them, she pushed them out and let them sit aside and watch TV.

However, they came out relatively late, and the C position (middle position) has been occupied by me.

Jin Jing looked at it and said to me, "Lei Lei, sit down a little bit." He sat honestly and unceremoniously to my left. I had to move my ass to the right.

Mo Yulu also squeezed over and said, "Shi Lei, sit down a little." "Then sit down on my right. I had to move my ass to the left again.

Sitting in the middle of the two, their murderous aura was running wildly, I couldn't sit still, so I stood up suddenly, but the two of them didn't give up, one pulled me by the left hand and the other dragged me with the right hand, and dragged me back to the sofa.

I suddenly understood a truth: one school flower sitting next to you is enjoyment, and two school flowers sitting next to you is folding life.

I had to beg for mercy: "Don't pull me, I'm going to the bathroom." ”

The two of them let go at the same time, and I thought to myself: I am finally free! I immediately stood up, but I was so excited and exerted so hard that I almost fell on the coffee table.

Jin Jing exclaimed: "Be careful!"

Mo Yulu was also taken aback by me, pulled me up and said, "Are you okay?"

I pretended to be calm and said, "It's fine, just a little mixing." ”

I also blame my cheap hands, let's go, but in order to tell Jin Jing and Mo Yulu "I'm fine", I also reached out to pick a grape to eat: "I'm fine, you see, I eat grapes crunchy!"

In fact, are the grapes crunchy? That's all nonsense, but Jin Jing and Mo Yulu took it seriously.

Jin Jing picked two grapes that she thought were good, handed them to me and said, "These two are good, they are sweeter." ”

Then Mo Yulu also came, she was more direct, grabbed a large handful, stuffed it into my mouth, and said, "Mine is more delicious!"

I was so caught off guard that I almost choked on the grapes.

After retching a few times, I finally threw it up, and I was choked and coughed again.

Mo Yulu hurriedly came over to pat me on the back, and Jin Jing hurriedly handed me water.

With the help of the two of them working together, I took a sip of water, smoothed my breath, and spat out my phlegm, which calmed down. As a result, just as I was about to thank them, I saw the two of them start a new round of fighting......

I couldn't hold it anymore, and said weakly, "I can't help it, I have to go to the bathroom......"

That's really "what if it's flooding after I'm dead".

Of course, that being said, things can't be done that way.

Squatting in the toilet, I always pay attention to the movement in the living room, if Mo Yulu really moves Jin Jing, then I can only give up the toilet and choose to fight.

Luckily, it was quiet outside.

There was no sound at all.

I don't know what the two of them are doing, but as long as they don't fight, I'm supposed to burn high incense.

After squashing for a while and confirming that it was okay, I was relieved and opened my phone to play.

Later, I accidentally saw the time and found that half an hour had passed, and I walked out with a blue nose and swollen face.

When I came out, I saw that the two of them were meeting in a dignified manner, and even the old lady was sitting aside.

The old lady estimated that she had eaten Mo Yulu's dishes tonight, her mood was a little low, her face was not good, and when she saw me appear, she scolded directly: "I went to the toilet for half an hour, and threw your sister and classmates here, is this hospitality?"

I wanted to say that this was the way to save my life, but I thought that once I said this to my mother, it would definitely be a small life, so I resigned myself and stood aside spinelessly and pretended to be a dead dog.

Jin Jing and Mo Yulu rarely spoke at the same time.

I was flattered that they spoke in unison for me to say good things.

Mo Yulu said: "I took some grapes for him to eat just now, maybe he ate too much, that's why he did this. ”

Jin Jing glanced at Mo Yulu and said, "It may be that I ate someone's food just now and ate it badly." Speaking of which, I also feel a little sick to my stomach. ”

Mo Yulu was angry and said, "How do you know that you didn't eat your food to spoil your stomach?"

Jin Jing said indifferently: "My food is delicious. ”

Mo Yulu said forcefully: "Who said that delicious dishes won't spoil your stomach?"

Jin Jing said calmly: "I said it." ”

In order to prevent them from continuing to fight so meaninglessly, I had to stop them: "I'm not diarrhea, I'm constipated......"

When they heard what I said, they said "oh" in unison and stopped talking.

The old lady's anger came and went quickly, after Jin Jing and Mo Yulu helped me say good things, her anger disappeared, and she immediately talked and laughed with them, and her mood was as good as when she had just eaten Jin Jing's dish.

I fidgeted and stayed with me for an hour, feeling that the person who was recuperating at home from my injuries was not me, but like my wife.

Finally, Jin Jing took her leave. She said, "Godmother, it's time for me to go back." Lei Lei, I'll come back to see you tomorrow. ”

I was about to say "yes", but Mo Yulu stopped in front of me and said, "I'll come every day until you're good!" and glanced at Jin Jing defiantly.

Jin Jing looked at Mo Yulu and said slowly, "I'll come back the day after tomorrow." The day after tomorrow is the same. Until hello. ”

I lamented: It's not about "Hello" Wow, it's about me dying!

In desperation, I made a big decision: "No, I'll go back to school tomorrow." ”

Mo Yulu's eyes widened and asked, "Why do you want to go back to school so quickly?"

Jin Jing also persuaded me: "You have only been recuperating for one day, and you must recuperate for at least another four or five days, right?"

I opened my eyes and said nonsense: "As a good student, I shouldn't just ask for leave. ”

After thinking about it, I added: "Also, I want you to come all the way to visit every day, and I don't want to go ......."

The old lady stood up and interrupted me, "I don't agree!"

"I can't sit still!" I begged my mother, "just let me go!"

"No!" the old lady resolutely refused to let go.

Mo Yulu also persuaded me: "You can't rest for a few days." ”

Jin Jing nodded and said, "Anyway, the body is the most important. I don't recommend that you go to school tomorrow. ”

I decided to be affectionate and reasonable to the old lady: "But...... Originally, I didn't study well, and if I stayed at home for a few days to recuperate, I would have fallen behind even more in my homework, and I was so anxious!"

When the old lady heard what I said, she was a little moved.

I struck while the iron was hot and said, "In my case, it will get better if I move around more, right?"

The old lady looked at me, then at Jin Jing and Mo Yulu, sighed helplessly, and said, "Okay......"

But she immediately added, "But it can't be tomorrow! at least you have to rest at home for another day tomorrow, and then you can go the day after tomorrow!"

I nodded in agreement.

Who would have thought that I would be like a ghost, and in the end I still drank my mother's footwash - tomorrow is Friday, and I don't have to go to class on Saturday and Sunday, and when I wait for Monday to go to class, it will be three days later.

In this way, under the deception of my mother, I recuperated at home for four days.