The title of the first episode of the third season of "Love Apartment" is: Answer!

In the beginning, it was still on the stage. Zeng Xiaoxian and the host sat face to face.

"B, 1965, D, 1961, Zeng Xiaoxian, please decide your answer. ”

The host asked with a slightly leisurely expression.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian's inner monologue sounded: "It was the longest cold scene I have ever experienced in my life, and I can't forget it until today!"

With his monologue, he looked at the camera, and the shots from "Love 2" flashed.

Damn it.

Bai Yuhan is about to go crazy, should he choose B or D?

As a result, at this moment, the picture flashed.

2037!

It's 2037 all at once.

"Dear listeners and friends, welcome to continue listening to your moon my heart. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian appeared with middle-aged and elderly makeup: "A good man is me, I am ...... Zeng Xiaoxian. ”

"Okay, we're back after the commercial, I'm Xiaolan, welcome Mr. Zeng to our show, in fact, I've always liked your opening. ”

I didn't expect Zeng Xiaoxian to have a sister next to him: "The old man is me, I am the ......"

"No, no, no. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly interrupted and said, "Yes, good man." ”

......

At the beginning of the third season, Lin Chen made a small magic change, and in his opinion, the overall laughter of the third season of "Love Apartment" was indeed not as good as the first season, and he forcibly spoofed Brother Baoqiang at the beginning.

Again, this was in 2012, and if it was broadcast in 2017, the audience would definitely collapse slightly.

After all, Baoqiang posted a Weibo that made all the audience slightly angry in 2016.

Being a man can't be too much, Ma Rong also became a popular word that year.

There is no Baoqiang in this time and space, Lin Chen decided to cut off the plot of Wang Baoqiang.

Let the plot quickly get to the point.

So, the story of the first episode of "Love Apartment" is actually that Mr. Zeng, who was full of confidence, thought that he was going to get a bonus, but he found that he was cheated by the leaders of Taiwan, and the bonus was seriously shrunk, not to mention, and the installment would be divided until 2037.

Here's a spoof meme.

According to the plot of the original book, Xiaoxian, who learned that the bonus was about to arrive, wanted to do something for his friends, so he promised his friends that he could use money to fulfill one of their wishes.

But who would have thought that the Yangtze River would always be the back wave pushing the front wave, and finally the front wave died on the sand stall.

When Zeng Xiaoxian's bonus was about to arrive, Huang Baoqiang suddenly came out and ruthlessly replaced Zeng Xiaoxian's position as the host, and Xiaoxian's bonus was gone. Huang Baoqiang is very grateful to Zeng Xiaoxian for his help, and helped Xiaoxian realize a wish to set up a bar downstairs for him.

Since this line has been cut, Lin Chen thought about it and spoofed it directly.

The Taiwan leader originally chartered a junior, and then bought her a bar, but was recently discovered by the daughter-in-law of the family.

What's the matter?

So the leader of the station who had an idea chose to give the bar to Mr. Zeng, anyway, it was downstairs from Mr. Zeng, right?

In this way, the plot is taken back, and the first episode ends with the appearance of Meijia.

At that time, the worst thing that "Love 3" was scolded was the editing problem, and this season was the most successful in comparison, after all, the ratings were the first in the same period.

It's a pity that because of the slight embarrassment of the jokes, coupled with the confusion of the editing, there are a lot of bad reviews.

Since Lin Chen has re-filmed, of course he has to cut some irrelevant plots.

And he has already agreed with Anhui Satellite TV not to deliberately shorten the time for the effect of "Love 3".

So, after watching the first episode, Bai Yuhan was quite satisfied.

"Mika finally showed up. ”

Bai Yuhan said excitedly: "I still like the character of Meijia, and now it's finally back, it's great." ”

"Huh?"

Suddenly, Bai Yuhan turned around like this and was a little stunned: "What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing, can I ask you a question?"

Sister paper is a little tangled at this time.

This year's blind date at home made her sister go crazy, and she vowed to find a boyfriend this year.

But it's easy to find a boyfriend, but it's hard to find one that you like.

In particular, there needs to be a topic.

Sister paper's surname is Wang, her name is Wang Bing, she graduated from the theater and studied animation, in this regard, Wang Bing feels that she is still quite topical when she talks about animation with Bai Yuhan.

No matter who you are, there is a shining point in you.

Bai Yuhan's obsession with animation made Wang Bing quite admired, a few days ago, the company wanted to shoot an animation of Journey to the West, but Bai Yuhan knocked everyone out of his life.

In the end, the company decided not to shoot the animation of Journey to the West, and made Water Margin instead.

In Bai Yuhan's view, the IP of 'Journey to the West' has been excavated too ruthlessly, unless it is full of creativity, it is a dead end to want to get this IP.

It was precisely that meeting that usually looked at Bai Yuhan, who was like a salted fish, shining brightly, which also made Wang Bingfang secretly agree.

However, it is said that women chase men, but in Wang Bing's place, she feels a little doubtful about life.

I'm a beauty.

This Bai Yuhan didn't react at all, like a stone.

Thinking about it, this Nima seems to only have the same sex as the only way to like the same sex.

"Alright, here we go. ”

It's a pity that Wang Bing's words haven't been asked yet, Bai Yuhan saw that the second episode had begun, and he turned around and started watching TV again.

it.

Wang Bing suddenly wanted to burst into a foul language.

......

"Weren't you okay at the time?"

Hu Yifei looked at Meijia and said, obviously a little unsure why she was leaving.

Of course, I can't see it on the surface, but such a warm and romantic scene, everyone's heart is a little touched. ”

Mika shook her head and said, "Remember, what were you all thinking at that time?"

"If you don't do it, you don't stop it, kiss her, propose, register, and then do it, and our family will be revitalized, Zhanbo, you can't do it, my sister will do it for you." ”

"Was Yifei really asleep or fake asleep just now? If she was really asleep, did she say psychological words or dream words? If it was a dream talk, was she talking to me? Or if I took advantage of the chaos to confess to her, who would let me have such a kind? The problem is that confession is only a kind of primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me. ”

"Why are you here, oops, ashamed, ashamed. ”

"Damn, this is the first sister of the apartment? It's all thanks to me, Zhanbo, I won't pay you back. ”

"Why did you rush in so quickly? According to the usual process of confession, I still have a move in the back to face Wanyu......

"I'm a background, I'm a secondary character in this episode. Hurry up and finish hugging, I'm waiting for dinner. I'm going to eat jajanjangmyeon with three braised eggs. ”

......

Sure enough, after Meijia finished speaking, Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian, Wanyu, Lu Xiaobu, Zhanbo, and Guan Gu's monologues all resounded in turn.

It's a little bit of a memory killing.

"Saying this, everyone was very touched at the time. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded deeply and said.

Hu Yifei asked, "Then what are you thinking?"

"They are finally together, but, Wanyu has Zhanbo pain, Yifei has Shen Gongzi chasing, who likes me?"

Mika finally explained why she slapped Ziqiao.

It's just that I'm about to cry, and I can't stand it, so I just divert my attention.

At this time, she said a lot.

She wanted to find her own happiness, so she went to Treasure Island.

It turns out that there is a saying that is always true.

When you are desperate for life, when you feel that your life is a failure, when you feel that no one likes it, no one loves it, and your life is a mess, then you go out for a walk, take a walk, and look around.

The world is so big, you should go and see it.

When you're done, you'll know what it means to be more desperate.

What did she do with the teacher who wrote, 'The world is so big, I want to see it'?

Got married and had children.

So, never listen to what someone says, just see what he does.

It's been like this these days, a bunch of people who have lived in a mess on their own always want to teach others how to live.

Don't believe it, you look at the various emotional bloggers of the public breed.

Of course, except for the ** sect leader, she is simply collecting IQ taxes, and she tames female slaves with her left hand, and teaches men how to take sisters with her right hand.

Who the fuck would dare to say that people are stupid?

"Shouldn't I go out for a walk too?"

Bai Yuhan was suddenly a little touched when he saw this: "Maybe I'm single and unhappy because I've been here for a long time." ”

"Nope. ”

Wang Bing looked at Bai Yuhan and said faintly: "You are completely relying on your ability." ”

Yes, in Wang Bing's opinion, that's it.

The reason why some people are single may be that there is only one shining point in their body, that is, they can isolate some people of the opposite sex anytime and anywhere.

But this Bai Yuhan, in Wang Bing's opinion, is completely based on his ability.

At night, the old lady came to watch TV with you just to knock melon seeds?

How free am I?

At this time, the plot of "Love 3" continues to be staged.

Mika did find a boyfriend who liked her, and this person turned out to be exactly the same as Ziqiao.

A combination of Sekiya and Ziqiao.

The friends were stunned.

Originally, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian thought that Lu Xiaobu was deceiving them again, but it turned out to be fucking real.

This guy named Ai Hede is a painter, and he came here to hold an exhibition.

As for Yoyo and Meijia, they also instantly turned into good girlfriends.

It's another testament to what an eccentric creature a woman is.

At the same time, Yoyo is also brainwashing with Meijia, telling him that what Meijia likes is just a combination of Guan Gu and Xiaobu.

Then, Mejia receives a call from Apaid, who has been attacked by two guys in Indian costumes.

......

End of Episode 2!

"What's going on? Who the hell is this? Fuck, Senior Lin Chen is fucking playing out of chapter again. ”

For a while, Bai Yuhan was very irritable, and at this time, Wang Bing was completely desperate.

"I'm leaving, it's not too early, you don't have to send me. ”

Wang Bing said and was about to stand up.

Then, suddenly, Xiaobai's IQ returned, and with the light of the living room, Xiaobai's brain seemed to be enlightened.

He thinks Wang Bing's sister paper is very good-looking.

Followed by.

Hey, hey, hey

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(I got up early and brushed off the plot, and re-watched "Love 3" and "Embroidered Spring Knife", at this time, my brain was also opened, and the outbreak began, please support)